G. I. Jane with the Kung Fu Grip
Yesterday I was in the Waukegan area and stopped for a massage at the Chinese place on GBR. Got a 40 yo woman with perhaps 40 words of English, but she gave a pretty good massage. On the flip she got right to work with just a little encouragement. But I had to tell he twice to lighten up. She was just squeezing too damn hard. So the romance explosion happens and she tightens up again to do that Good To The Last Drop thing. Again I'm telling "lighter, lighter!" I tipped her standard, because the massage was pretty good and she did try HARD on the extra. But out the door all I could think of was the commercials I saw as a kid, for G. I. Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!