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I don't know about her ripping people off, I've heard it, seen the reviews but it didn't happen to me so I decided to give her a shot since she's back granted I made sure to leave everything except the donation in my car.
I was not a fan of Melanie the first time she was at DM her tits sagged and she talked to much. She recently got bolt ons, which are ok (I prefer natural) and has added some weight and baby damage so I suspect her abscense from DM was to have a baby as others have said. She's probably 5-10 lbs heavier than her picture but it's not bad.
I don't know if she remembered me but she greeted me wth DFK and got down to the fun stuff quick, BBBJ mish and finish in K9. Second round was offered but I didn't have time. Her skills are Good, not the best out there but got the job done.
Overall I'd give her a 7/7. I probably won't repeat but not because of anything wrong, I just have my favorites and stick to them. As always YMMV and Don't take anything your not willing to lose in with you.
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I drove up there based on TER reviews that she did full hour greek for 160. Well that is not the case; Greek is +50, and the 'full hour' is only about 45 minutes and 1 pop. "you can come again if you pay again".
I have to stick with my regulars who give a full hour and two pops. She didn't rush me out but after I came I didn't see any reason to stay there.
She is a nice girl, in a private house with a roomate. Roomate was there but never seen at all. No smoky smell, just some 420.
Really hot body and good looking face, good kisser, likes to make noise. I'd go for 30 minutes in the future. It took me longer to drive there than I stayed there.
She is moving to St Pete in the near future so she will be closer then, but also competing with my St Pete girls. I'm glad I tried, but too many fish in the sea for a one pop an hour girl. No matter how nice she is.
[QUOTE=Hobby4;2795876][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-ey-oe-ti-bubble-butt-5-starhablo-espanol/15620850[/URL]
[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-real-exotic-busty-playful-blonde-only-in-town-for-a-few-days-dont-miss/18036156[/URL][/QUOTE]Welcome to the forum. Looking forward to your participation. Not to be rude, but you have 3 posts all of which ask for info and you have provided none yourself. While this is a forum to SHARE info, it is a 2-way street. If you have spent anytime reading the forum, you will find that the more active members actually PROVIDE useful information and do not just ask someone for a handout. So, if you are interested in a girl, and want to get some information, a first step would be to share some information on other girls that you have seen. I know its hard to be a newbie. We've all been there. But those are kind of the informal rules that govern this site and help all of us get something out of it.
[QUOTE=Krissy20;2795861]I'm sorry you're having an issue with rates but I do offer pretty decent service and I wish more people would leave reviews for me so that I can grow more with my business because at the end of the day I don't want any one slandering me or being salty. To anyone that I have offended or made feel "some type of way" my apologies. Gentlemen have a nice day.[/QUOTE]Hmm. The rates seems ok to me. No issues. As long as the service is there with an open mind.
Do I have the right Krissy? [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL].
Hands down the best post!! Couldn't have said that any better.
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.
To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793565]Riley4511 - who doesn't like women? Now days even women like women.
As far as "perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgettable experience", I suggest you try a Colombiana. Most body parts may be plastic, but they sure are a lot of fun to ride. Good luck![/QUOTE]"It's all fun and games until someones feelings get hurt. LOL".
I have no feelings one way or another. If all in fun. Haha, but I have met some good provider's that fall into some of your comparisons that I would disagree with. Any particular Colombiana you recommend? I would love to read a one of your reviews. ANY?
My Fellow Hunters.
I txt Candy well she txt me back round 620 am this morning. So I said is she available this morning. She asked what time I replied back round 7:10 am. She replied back OK she be ready. SO before I left the house I let her know that I was on my way. I txt her a few times as I was in route to her that I was near. I get to the incall. I txt and nothing. I waited about 5 or 10 minutes and I left. I txt her and said she didn't have to stand me up. Also I was going to hit her with a bad review. Guess what She now bright eyes and bushy tail. Just txt away telling me I took to long and she fell back to sleep. She gave me the room number and asked me to come back. I told her I was on the interstate heading home. It wasn't 20 minutes or so from the time I left the house till I got to her. If these girls don't want us to waste their time. WHY don't they do the same and be on POINT.
Stay Safe & Happy Hunting.
Candy.
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I don't know how many of you remember her but I did see her a few times a few years ago. I do remember a ver accomodating provider. Has anyone seen here recently?
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[QUOTE=Riley4511;2796119]Hmm. The rates seems ok to me. No issues. As long as the service is there with an open mind.
Do I have the right Krissy? [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL].[/QUOTE]Will the real Krissy please stand up?
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[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2796080]Welcome to the forum. Looking forward to your participation. Not to be rude, but you have 3 posts all of which ask for info and you have provided none yourself. While this is a forum to SHARE info, it is a 2-way street. If you have spent anytime reading the forum, you will find that the more active members actually PROVIDE useful information and do not just ask someone for a handout. So, if you are interested in a girl, and want to get some information, a first step would be to share some information on other girls that you have seen. I know its hard to be a newbie. We've all been there. But those are kind of the informal rules that govern this site and help all of us get something out of it.[/QUOTE]I can give reviews for Izzi, good time safe in call BBBJ cim.
Also saw Suzie recently not bad late 30's mom. Had some stomach scars, decent rack total GFE. Oc for no extra all done thru email. Pm me for more info or details. Thanks team commando for the tip.
This is terrible if she was good or sweet that girl is gone she is just a bicht and a **** 1 o minutes in she tells me I have to cum And I seid Is a litle short of time sence I am there for hh for $ she just gets up and tell me time is up rigt at that moment this fauls smell comes from the comdom that pussy stinky pussy It allmost made me barf she put colele to not shower she is a dirty hoe in the worst way I saw hell last time she was in tampa and she gave a ok servise this time she not wort the shity BJ she gives with lots of teeth but do not wates your money on this bicht dirty hoe "do not go to see her she is by far the worst I have seen a girl just bad atitude.
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Lauren is one of the best providers I have seen. Very hot with a 9 face /10 nobody with a great ass. Started with a Nuru massage followed by DFK and her rubbing her pussy up and down my shaft. Then she went to one of the best BBBJ I have had with plenty of deep throat and lots of spit (just like a porn star). Cover then CG, RCG, Doggy, and I finished in the cover during mish. Non rush great personality and highly reviewed on the other sight.