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I had an hour dream with Emily the other day. I'm very happy I did. Set up. Was easy. The damage for the hour was Ben Franklin and his buddy Ulysses Grant. Sometimes I'm looking for clean and nasty and Emily is perfect for that kinda day. Started with BBBJCIM. Daty on one of the fattest great tasting kitty ever. You can tell its been scored on often but the taste is great. Move to FS then greece finished with a great A2 M where she grabbed control rubbing my luttle man all over her face. What a good show Emily. Well worth it and def repeat.

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I thought I was getting the cute spinner in the ads and reviews. Instead this strung out, unhealthy, rail thin skeleton showed up at my hotel door. I shouldve known from the zombie like convo leading up to her getting there, but I really wanted it to work. She is the girl in the pics, but there is a reason you don't see her face in any of them. She looks like she wouldve been hot before this life or drugs ate her up, but her face is riddled with bumps or lesions or something. And she cakes on makeup to hide it. Bad teeth too, and terrible hygiene. Worst experience I have had ever. Stay away.

So I talk to her a little bit and I can tell she is spaced out or high on something, just bouncing around the room. She is deathly thin. Like in an unattractive way, and I like skinny girls. But she has no ass, when her pics make it seem like she has a bubble butt. Her tits were ok, not much there, but the worst thing of all were her disgustingly dirty feet and the stench coming from her pussy. It took me like 2 hours 2 get the smell out of that room.

She started off by stripping down and getting on the bed to begin a decent BBBJ, but she cut it off so quick I barely got to enjoy it. Semi hard she tries to put the condom on then gets frustrated when it doesn't work. She tells me to hurry up. Not helping, but I finally get it on. I jump on her for mish and the odor almost knocks me out. After about a min or two, she starts saying that I need to cum, and normally that would be a turn off, but I was like you are so right, lets get this over with. So I hold my breath and pictured someone else, then disengaged and took off cover and planted one on her face. She is a dodger, most animated she got the whole time was trying to avoid the jizz. Horrible experience. Avoid like the plague.[/QUOTE]Back when she looked really good 2 years ago, she had her own car. I saw her a few times. The last being in my car, she is truly a human skunk on that last incident. Not only did I stop seeing her but the guilt of smelling the family car up made me stop using my car all together for good. It took quite some time to vent it out.

[QUOTE=AlexAmor46;2792205]Well looks like she came back fellas. With increased rates too. The 786 area code must provide that added boost in rates LOL.

Al.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/krissyback-in-tampa-rates-60qv-100hh-160hr-7863799571/18791103[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw when she first posted the ad a week ago, I wasnt quite sure it was her but I couldn't believe my eyes, I had to see her again. On my way there I texted hey krissy don't you remember me. She freaked out and cancelled the appointment. Apparently she didn't remember me or how nice I use to treat her. She was always loopy and forgetful. Its too bad I creeped her out. I know before she left she was terrified from some monger or pimp and I thought she went up to ohio not south florida.

Is she still the sweet, gullible innocent girl or has she become brazen and cold now a year later with experience?

Got herself into a little trouble this morning over some stuff that didn't belong to her. Too bad. She's alot of fun but was always a bit ditzy. Maybe carrying around those 2 big bolt on fun bags affected her judgement.

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[QUOTE=MongerJim;2792826]I had an hour dream with Emily the other day. I'm very happy I did. Set up. Was easy. The damage for the hour was Ben Franklin and his buddy Ulysses Grant. Sometimes I'm looking for clean and nasty and Emily is perfect for that kinda day. Started with BBBJCIM. Daty on one of the fattest great tasting kitty ever. You can tell its been scored on often but the taste is great. Move to FS then greece finished with a great A2 M where she grabbed control rubbing my luttle man all over her face. What a good show Emily. Well worth it and def repeat.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-look-new-petite-blonde-ready-for-u-now-tonight-only-100/17169434[/URL][/QUOTE]I understand that you had a great time but still, was it with the girl in pictures?

[QUOTE=CrizNatz;2792709]I saw her last summer at a surprisingly decent incall. Price was $ for the hhr. It was early and I think she was just waking up. Everything covered and super not into it. YMMV but she probably didn't shower cause I had that stank on me. She was 100% the girl in the pics, she is not hiding anything from her posted pics. What you see is what you get.[/QUOTE]I'll keep an eye on her but probably pass for now.

[QUOTE=TeamCommando;2792988]Got herself into a little trouble this morning over some stuff that didn't belong to her. Too bad. She's alot of fun but was always a bit ditzy. Maybe carrying around those 2 big bolt on fun bags affected her judgement.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/meet-the-twins-gia-lynne/16685345[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her last year when she was around the McDill area. She is a little ditzy but she was a lot of fun. The day I saw her she was under the weather but still did her best to keep me happy and she did! I didn't see her on Uncle LEO's list. Will she be taking a vacation soon? Any info you have would be greatly appreciated. I am taking a trip that way in a few weeks. You can PM me!

Enjoy and Be Safe.

CB2.

Had reported this one before as a flaker but got another chance when out of nowhere she texts me lastnight. She's out of the Riverview area and offers cardates and outcalls. Decided on outcall since I was in no shape to drive. Arrived within a half hour of set up she is indeed the girl in pics and in my opinion a little thinner than her pics. Bubbly and friendly personaility extremely catering and takes directions very well. She is absolutley doesn't watch the clock which really surprised because most of these girls can't wait to get out of your sight. Decided on only headache relief and she is pretty good, about 7/10 she has alot of spit makes those awesome noises but sometimes there can be too much teeth. I noticed though she just simply needed directions and once I told her what I liked it was on. Does not allow cim but the BBBJ was worth it. I played with the kitty and fellas it was wet. She truly enjoys performing and I noticed she started to grind on my hand while I played with her. Body is nice and tight with one pierced nipple.

The only warning I have is that its hard to get a hold of her as she even told me that the last time we tried to meet up she fell asleep so it might take a few attempts to get a hold of her. I'd recommend if your looking for a quick BBBJ with a very accomodating young lady.

Al.

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To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

[QUOTE=Dastal;2792672]My riding buddy has been wanting to see her but has been waiting for some feedback before pulling the trigger. Thanks for the update and I have a feeling he thought she might be a flake.[/QUOTE]It's probably a good thing for you that you didn't get to see her. You're taking off after waiting too long saved your from spraining your ankle after she opened the door. That's exactly what I did a few years ago.

[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]WOW Pablo. Thanks for your extensive research. I been reading these ads all wrong. You must have spent days scouring these ads to come up with such an incredible list and their meanings.

BTW, Have you been with any or do you know any that has a perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgetable experience? If you know of such a person please share. Thanks for your post. I'll need to start using your comparison in the future. Do you like women?

[QUOTE=Riley4511;2793546]WOW Pablo. Thanks for your extensive research. I been reading these ads all wrong. You must have spent days scouring these ads to come up with such an incredible list and their meanings.

BTW, Have you been with any or do you know any that has a perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgetable experience? If you know of such a person please share. Thanks for your post. I'll need to start using your comparison in the future. Do you like women?[/QUOTE]Riley4511 - who doesn't like women? Now days even women like women.

As far as "perfectly shaped, with right sizes that has world class attitude and offers unforgettable experience", I suggest you try a Colombiana. Most body parts may be plastic, but they sure are a lot of fun to ride. Good luck!

N-i-i-i-ce. How about "Juicy = will slam a Geiger counter needle to max red zone. ".
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[QUOTE=Pablos696;2793317]Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]

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