Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WC2000;7476408]Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.[/QUOTE]A college age guy came to an ER one day with a ruptured urethra. (That required surgical repair) He had tried to stop his ejaculation by squeezing his penis tightly. It also caused his sperm to enter his bladder retrograde. Repeatedly doing this can also damage the nerves in the head of the penis.

I never had a gal do this but once at Bottoms Up a gal slapped my dick right after she sucked me off. I nearly passed out. She sucked, swallowed, laughed maniacally and slapped the shit out of my throbbing dick. Buzz kill!

The girls who dislike cum do this to minimize it. I had this done by someone once, and I asked her why she did that. She said "I hate cum! There is less of it that way!

Needless to say, I never called her again.

[QUOTE=WC2000;7476408]Been on the guide for twenty years now (this handle plus an old one) but I'm really starting to worry about adding too much details.

That said WTF is with these chicks having a death grip on your cock while you're trying to nut? I normally just go for a HJ and recently right when I'm ready to bust the girls squeeze your cock so hard it blocks the cum shot effectively ruining the entire moment. Don't these girls understand if yo you pinch off the urethra that it REALLY sucks? Fuckin hell, I'd rather just jack off. It's been a real issue lately it seems or maybe just a lot of bad luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ralphisit;7477352]A college age guy came to an ER one day with a ruptured urethra. (That required surgical repair) He had tried to stop his ejaculation by squeezing his penis tightly. It also caused his sperm to enter his bladder retrograde. Repeatedly doing this can also damage the nerves in the head of the penis.

I never had a gal do this but once at Bottoms Up a gal slapped my dick right after she sucked me off. I nearly passed out. She sucked, swallowed, laughed maniacally and slapped the shit out of my throbbing dick. Buzz kill![/QUOTE]I had to LOL on that one. No need for a slap shot job.

[QUOTE=JimBraddock;7476936]Should've made it more clear in my original post I don't blame you at all, I really just wanted to warn everyone how horrible my experience was. These girls are humans with good and bad days, and I'm sure with limited number of days they can take off. A day later or even a different time that day and maybe I would've written a completely different review.

Best I can figure is maybe your review has inundated her with customers and she is either trying to rush like crazy to maximize on income or it's wearing her patience thin. Either way, don't feel bad, all we can do is report what happens to us to help out the brethren.[/QUOTE]Still bugs me, when I make a rec and others are let down. I'm in my 40's, average sized dick and a face that looks like an elbow-I hardly doubt I was getting any special treatment from her because of my looks.

Hope the next one is much better my dude!

[QUOTE=Wuziman;7465996]Helen texted me today. Sure enough I stop by island breeze, she both her a Judy (my favorite women ever). Get me a table shower and the greatest Blow Job I have ever had. Enjoy everyone the drought is over.[/QUOTE]Helen is my goat, but kinda sus being back in the same spot with all the news I'm seeing.

I'd love to make a special trip up to see her, anyone else been since she returned / it reopened?

[QUOTE=NunyaBiznesss;7478386]Helen is my goat, but kinda sus being back in the same spot with all the news I'm seeing.

I'd love to make a special trip up to see her, anyone else been since she returned / it reopened?[/QUOTE]I went their last week and asked Helen. She said she is the Helen but I felt it wasn't her and trying to get me while tje other girl was busy.

Anyway I decided to choose her but wasn't feel like she is the Helen as per review here.

Can anyone please DM me how she looks like please. I realy felt she isn't Helen.

I made the mistake asking "Is Helen here?" instead "Who is working today".

[QUOTE=Trek400;7470642]I saw Wendy a couple of weeks ago and say May a couple of days later. Both are well worth the price of admission!![/QUOTE]Wendy gave me one of the best massages I have ever gotten at an AMP! Had me feeling like I was floating, L1 finish was amazing, I didn't even care about any other extras.

I'm not into Asians and was curious if the Preston spot still has American girls or if anyplace else does.

Anyone know who is at Sun this week? Think they'll be open Friday?

[QUOTE=JoeThighsMan;7479326]Anyone know who is at Sun this week? Think they'll be open Friday?[/QUOTE]They will always be open. These girls are here to work not take time off. They only take time off to go home to see there husbands or take care of personal needs.

[QUOTE=BustySeeker;7479272]I'm not into Asians and was curious if the Preston spot still has American girls or if anyplace else does.[/QUOTE]Just Churchhill and CeCe's place I think.

The only ones I am aware of are Churchill, but they are no longer accepting new clients.

The old Relaxation Station, which I do not recommend based on all the bad things posted on the site about them.

Last but not least, CeCe. I have seen CeCe many times and I highly recommend her, or any of the ladies in her office. It is standard ending only, but you get a world class legit massage along with it. On RubRankings you will see a couple of independent providers posting, but some I have literally tried for years to contact, with no response. Lots of fake ads on there also.

Here is how to contact CeCe.

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/kentucky-louisville/bodyrubs/body-rubs/santa-baby-29886.html[/URL]

Just one thing, the first visit might not be a happy ending session, but all of them past that will be if you want it. She is very careful about who she trusts. But she is worth the wait.

[QUOTE=BustySeeker;7479272]I'm not into Asians and was curious if the Preston spot still has American girls or if anyplace else does.[/QUOTE]

Anyone been there? Off Bishop Lane.

Anyone been there? Off Bishop Lane.

[QUOTE=MarkAmp;7479828]They will always be open. These girls are here to work not take time off. They only take time off to go home to see there husbands or take care of personal needs.[/QUOTE]Called after making this post-you are correct. CK and Coco there this week.

I miss Jessica.