BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Pedorro;3384807]Many moons ago when my wife was pregnant we decided to hire a cleaning lady, by chance in happened to be Polish lady that was recommended to my wife. We usually leave the apartment while she was cleaning but one day I stayed, told the lady to clean the bedroom first cause I had a headache and wanted to sleep. When she was almost done with the cleaning I came to the kitchen and she came out of the pantry wearing only her underwear and bra. Complimented her on her looks and she offered a scalp massage which I gladly accepted. She started on the back of my head and asked to do the front but hesitated until I mentioned that I would Tip extra. She came around started massaging my scalp and I pulled her in to taste her breasts. I,ended up getting full service that day and every week after that when the wife was not home. Later, like 6 months later she quit because she was pregnant and could not tolerate the cleaning agents odors.[/QUOTE]Very nice! I really think this is a hidden gem of an opportunity. My two girls said making 100 or 120 screwing around with me for an hour was a lot easier than cleaning a big house for 5 or 6 for the same money! I think were there's smoke there's fire. I am going to look for a replacement while I continue to monger around. Thanks for sharing the story.

Had a dream with Gloria from 262. Tall slender Polish girl. Large A cups maybe small B's. CBJ, I asked for FS but was told " not yet". Sweet girl but timid.

The worse night of my mongering career to date. Faked out by a girl who I have seen before after I traveled over an hour to see her. Then robbed by 2 crackheads who took down their ad.

Layla had me travel all of the way to Hyde Park (via train and bus) only to pull a move on me and have me wait for nearly two hours. I had seen her several years ago when she first got to Chicago. I should have known to avoid after the last few times we tried to hook up failed. Tonight was a brutal reminder to go with the big head.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/italian-princess/55229087[/URL]

This next one, avoid at all costs. They will rob you. You have been warned.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/petitehottieandnaughty-real-freak/40541321[/URL]

[QUOTE=OldChicagoDog;3383294]Any other mongers ever have any luck with turning out Euro cleaning women? I turned out my last two Polish cleaning women. For the 80 to 100 bucks I was paying them to clean my office, it quickly turned into BBBJ's and FS, even Greek, but eventually, they left the company they were working for and my employees started to notice that the office was always dirty despite cleaning women coming in once a week. That was a great gig. My accountant would deduct the expenses from my gross income. Would love to find another decent looking cleaning women willing to go above and beyond.[/QUOTE]I saw a few months ago "Exotic cleaners" add in Resume section in CraigsList. Never tried but if you're feeling it may be you can start from there and report back.

Damn, man that blows. What area of town were you robbed?

[QUOTE=MoneyT;3385181]The worse night of my mongering career to date. Faked out by a girl who I have seen before after I traveled over an hour to see her. Then robbed by 2 crackheads who took down their ad.

Layla had me travel all of the way to Hyde Park (via train and bus) only to pull a move on me and have me wait for nearly two hours. I had seen her several years ago when she first got to Chicago. I should have known to avoid after the last few times we tried to hook up failed. Tonight was a brutal reminder to go with the big head.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/italian-princess/55229087[/URL]

This next one, avoid at all costs. They will rob you. You have been warned.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/petitehottieandnaughty-real-freak/40541321[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OldChicagoDog;3384337]Lena sounds interesting. Where is she taking appointments or will she also drive? Have been a little more nervous lately about going to their place of business since I have been fortunate to have some regulars the last few years who came to me. Thank you for any info you can provide.[/QUOTE]Lena works in an apartment at Cumberland and the Kennedy. Outcall isn't available.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3383839]A lot of looks get overstated.[/QUOTE]+100 and an amen.

I've only been with one 10. Her name was Renata, this was about 6+ years ago. Was still an agency girl at $4.

Moved to NYC where she was charging $8 as an independent.

When I walked in the room I was stunned, caught my breath, every cliche. If she were at any night club she would be the best looking girl there.

Even during the BBBJ I couldn't get over how good looking she was, it was almost a distraction (she swallowed, too).

I read a review once that rated a girl's looks on an actress / model scale and on a girl-next-door scale giving her 2 numbers. Thought that was smart.

A little skankier than Lena, but just as fun. Athletic firm body, skinnier than Lena. Face not as pretty, but not butterface. 26 yrs old.

Msog, dfk, BBBJ, daty, fiv, cfs, hr for 200. Moans a lot and really gets into it.

Also has sexy tatoos.

They are friends in Poland, and here for 2 more weeks. Well worth it. I will go back.

It seems like NG is more of a sure thing and better deal than 262, but with sluttier yet still hot young girls.

[QUOTE=MoneyT;3385181]The worse night of my mongering career to date. Faked out by a girl who I have seen before after I traveled over an hour to see her. Then robbed by 2 crackheads who took down their ad.

Layla had me travel all of the way to Hyde Park (via train and bus) only to pull a move on me and have me wait for nearly two hours. I had seen her several years ago when she first got to Chicago. I should have known to avoid after the last few times we tried to hook up failed. Tonight was a brutal reminder to go with the big head.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/italian-princess/55229087[/URL]

This next one, avoid at all costs. They will rob you. You have been warned.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/petitehottieandnaughty-real-freak/40541321[/URL][/QUOTE]That first ad I contact several weeks ago and her rates were ridiculously high then she asked me how much I had. I avoid providers when they ask me how much I had.

If seen the girl in the second ad, she agreed to BBFS for. 90, she asked for. 40 up front and nothing ended up happening. I wrote a review of it awhile ago, it's been at least a year or so since it happened.

Evidently someone had a "less than optimal" session with her.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/marie-drake/62447323[/URL]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3385616]Evidently someone had a "less than optimal" session with her.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/marie-drake/62447323[/URL][/QUOTE]I almost died at the 2 X4 comment. LOL.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/MenSeekWomen/lowest-outs-ever-and-need-to-mention-the-best-lets-have-fun-boys-all-areas/62029288[/URL]

Contacted her yesterday and got confirmation she was coming to my location near downtown. She said it would take a little over an hour to come to me. I saw her Facebook page which you can find thru the 331 area code number on her ad. I was already suspicious since on her Facebook she is clearly in love, just got engaged and was coming to see me in the car her and her fiance just bought. She agreed to BBFS. I text her my address and as she gets close she asks if I'm in a house or apartment. I tell her I got a room and she goes silent. I text her back an hour later and she all of a sudden changes her mind and asks if tomorrow was better. She didn't text me as she changed her mind, I had to text her to find out else I wouldn't have known what happened. Anyway I hate when you give providers your address then all of a sudden they don't or can't come. Anyway she seems like a candidate for trickery with her fiance.

[QUOTE=Jadedone;3385363]Damn, man that blows. What area of town were you robbed?[/QUOTE]Around Irving Park and Kimball.

[QUOTE=MesoMorph;3385725]I almost died at the 2 X4 comment. LOL.[/QUOTE]Wow, I bet theres a line around the corner for this action!

[QUOTE=LongDStyle;3385760][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/MenSeekWomen/lowest-outs-ever-and-need-to-mention-the-best-lets-have-fun-boys-all-areas/62029288[/URL]

Contacted her yesterday and got confirmation she was coming to my location near downtown. She said it would take a little over an hour to come to me. I saw her Facebook page which you can find thru the 331 area code number on her ad. I was already suspicious since on her Facebook she is clearly in love, just got engaged and was coming to see me in the car her and her fiance just bought. She agreed to BBFS. I text her my address and as she gets close she asks if I'm in a house or apartment. I tell her I got a room and she goes silent. I text her back an hour later and she all of a sudden changes her mind and asks if tomorrow was better. She didn't text me as she changed her mind, I had to text her to find out else I wouldn't have known what happened. Anyway I hate when you give providers your address then all of a sudden they don't or can't come. Anyway she seems like a candidate for trickery with her fiance.[/QUOTE]I actually met her before, did the date and things went fine for me. I tried setting up something with her again but things didn't work out, I can't remember why. Anyways, she is real and not dangerous from my experience. The hotel thing might have thrown her off making her think it was a LE setup or something.