Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=John Wise;1320815]Just an FYI about the Vert, don't park under the billboard LOL.[/QUOTE]Why is that John? I haven't been there yet but am interested in checking it out.

[QUOTE=John Wise;1320815]Just an FYI about the Vert, don't park under the billboard LOL.[/QUOTE]Pigeon crap everywhere.

[QUOTE=Anansi;1321116]Pigeon crap everywhere.[/QUOTE]That happened to me there once a time long ago. I now avoid parking anywhere under that sign.

It was a nice two foot strip of bird poop across the hood of my car. And wouldn't you know it there.

Are no car washes open at 2am.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;1321061]Why is that John? I haven't been there yet but am interested in checking it out.[/QUOTE]I have been going there for years. Some gems every now and then. Mostly older and overweight but very friendly.

[QUOTE=ISeePorno;1321390]I have been going there for years. Some gems every now and then. Mostly older and overweight but very friendly.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Jd2011;1321061]Why is that John? I haven't been there yet but am interested in checking it out.[/QUOTE]If you really like fat, gross pigs. By all means, go. If you have standards, go to the good clubs. Only exception may be Bogart's.

[QUOTE=John Wise;1320166]Damn Oneknot you get around LOL. Love the pink eye story. I heard an urban legend about a guy getting a crab in his eye at that place LOL.[/QUOTE]I would love to have more time to play, but life is expensive and the almighty dollar keeps us going. I couldn't imagine getting a crab in the eye. Although it wouldn't surprise me at that place. Love the location and the easy atmosphere, but my overall experience is that the hags in that place are less than desirable. When they do bring in younger talent, they don't last long, and in my opinion are just ringers. No extras.

Also, you have to be careful with Amy. She will pull out mr happy and try to jump on w / o a condom. I'd be willing to bet that there are several VD's that she's intimately familiar with. Always play it safe gents!

[QUOTE=Deckape;1321633]If you really like fat, gross pigs. By all means, go. If you have standards, go to the good clubs. Only exception may be Bogart's.[/QUOTE]Bogarts isn't that bad if you are in the mood for some serious skanks. I've found the place to be hit or miss. Sometimes the girls are quite attractive, and sometimes they ae disgusting. Just remember. They are skanks!

[QUOTE=Plumber2;1321918]Does Amy have blonde hair, kind of a gut, and obviously drunk all the time? I believe she has propositioned me many times at chix on dix. Too rough looking for me though.[/QUOTE]Sounds like her. She is super sweet, never pushy about anything, but yeah I think you got the description right on. Extras have always been really on the house though, just tip her good, she will love you. Always required cover in my experience.

I guess a bunch of wives complained to the police that their husbands were spending all their money on the dancers / hookers in the club.

[url]http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/Philly-Penthouse-Club-Raided-8-Arrested-for-Hooking-453333.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Big Puff Daddy; 1322494]I guess a bunch of wives complained to the police that their husbands were spending all their money on the dancers / hookers in the club.

[url]http://business.avn.com/articles/legal/Philly-Penthouse-Club-Raided-8-Arrested-for-Hooking-453333.html[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the info! Hopefully we can keep the wives and girlfriends inthe Detroit area happy, so they won't do the same!

[QUOTE=SteveBlack;1322768]Thanks for the info! Hopefully we can keep the wives and girlfriends inthe Detroit area happy, so they won't do the same![/QUOTE]Just give them the credit card Friday morning and hold on to your ass.

[QUOTE=Plumber2; 1322387]I stopped in the 'vert today around 3pm with another tradesman friend for a couple quick beers. Amy was there. Man, that girl has no ass. It is almost sunk in. There was a decent looking black girl, and two large blonde girls.

I picked that place because I knew I would only spend $20 on both of our beers. I knew if we went to lachambre I would spend more and probably end up at m1. LOL[/QUOTE]No doubt you would have spent more down the road, and at least the talent is usually decent there, but never any extras in my experience. Will probably try the vert sometime. Do they still just have the benches along the wall as the dance area, or is there any privacy at all. BTW, Amy sunken ass? Yikes, worse than I remember!