Made an appointment with Jooah a few days ago. First time with this agency and due to people from out of town wanting to meet up without telling me they're in town to begin with (don't do this people. We have jobs and lives too we can't just throw it all to the side because you're suddenly in vegas and too excited to give advanced warning) so had to change my appointment time to fit better.
Was set on Jooah due to reviews that was expecting some PSE BBFS. Instead I got something less than Lily A. You read that right, Lily A would have shown me a better time at $ less.
Here are the details:
No LFK, No DFK, only a peck on the lips twice.
BBBJ so that's a plus but her efforts are amazingly mediocre. I've had better CBJs from Latina Houses and why'all know how rushed those are.
Asked for BBFS was given a plain "no".
DATY, none of that, didn't get anywhere near the honey pot. Wasnt even allowed to touch the honey pot.
She expected me to pop in one position after 5 min of CG.
She complained about it.
She complained about it a lot.
She complained that I was "too hard" (by no means is my member a magnum nor anything close, I'm below average to borderline average).
Taking a discrete look at the clock it had only been 18 min from door, shower, bed, teasing. She looked over and LITERALLY GROANED.
She began to explain what was going to happen next, I was to pop in under 5 min, then she's going to take a break, and for round two it was going to be a handy.
I politely explained that male orgasms don't follow any set schedules and have to be worked to, just like female orgasms. This didn't click.
She took off the bag and told me multiple times to not bust inside of her, I agreed.
She did a very lubed slide across my member with her slit while reinforcing the whole "outside not inside".
THEN SHE PUT THE RUBBER BACK ON AND MOUNTED.
What in the fuck was all that "outside not in" and put a rubber back on?
Got fed up and turned over for a backrub, just like the experience it was awkward, had no effort, and sad. I decided to flip the tables and massage her just to kill time and avoid any of this.
There you have it gents, a collection of absolutely outstanding reviews and one very detailed bad review. YMMV indeed.
Another thing that I have to note is, with VAC and DW / GFLV the booker will always text after the time is up to ensure you're on your way and get feedback. This booker didn't.
Once the funds replenish I'm planning to see a different girl to see if this agency's hype is actually worth it. At this time of writing I would recommend VAC as best, GFLV / DW second, LT third, SWs on trop, Lily A at noon with 5 other guys waiting, lastly CLL.
