Review: Lulu & Tina at Crown
So, I saw Lulu and Tina (separately) at Crown in Bellevue, and I plan never to return. Why? Read on.
The good:
- Site is in suburban office park with reasonably private entrance and exit.
- Interior is fairly upscale: clean, and with a table shower and dry sauna stalls
- Lulu and Tina are pleasant and seem to be pretty sharp businesswomen. Based on their shared last name and the way they interact with each other, I'm guessing they are sisters, but who knows for sure.
- They support digital payment in addition to cash.
The not-so-good:
- Neither lady speaks English very well (expect to use a translator app).
- Their massage has one intensity and speed: Hard and fast.
- Their full service (including BBBJ) has one intensity and speed: Hard and fast.
Although the ladies are eager to please, their full service felt obviously businesslike, transactional, and with their eyes openly focused on (a) their security cams; and (b) the clock. For me these encounters are about fantasy, and I need at least a simulacrum of affection, appreciation, and eroticism to gain satisfaction.
In neither case was I able to complete, which was super disappointing.
Other hobbyists here have sung Lulu and Tina's praises to the moon. This just goes to show how subjective our experiences are with these providers. It must be some guys prefer the "mechanical full-service jackhammer" approach. I'll take a realistically erotic L1 over a robotic FS any day and twice on Sunday, but that's just me. Oh, well. Live and learn.