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We will have a couple chuckles at your expense but in good fun. Thanks for putting the story out there. And welcome aboard!. Read though the forum for a couple of hours. Search Paris too and see her reviews and then you can know what to expect. BTW. We have a lllll had our moments of one sort or another!

[QUOTE=TooEagley;2293339]Had a dream I Went and "Saw" Paris today. And I mean Saw as the loosest definition you can think of. It was my first time dreaming about anything like this so here's a little story:

Spoiler Alert: I'm a fucking idiot and terrible at life (even in my dreams).

Anyways, after some friendly texts I finally found the place out in Beuchel. I THINK this is the Beuchel place you guys are always mentioning. Could be a different one. Anyways I walk in what looks like a storage building and am led by my appointee to a back room. She was looking fine as hell and the rocking back and forth of her ass would wind up being the only thing I would get out of the whole thing. I got back into a concrete room with a massage table in the middle and the lights off. She boosted some asian music and took a "donation" and then told me to get comfortable. I had no idea what that meant so I awkwardly took my coat off and stood around for 5 minutes. When she left the room she closed both doors she had led me through and all the sudden I felt like it was a set up. I am in what could easily be described as a prison cell already, albeit a roomy prison cell with nice music and good smells.

Anyways, I had no idea what to do! I wasn't going to get naked. It was kinda chilly. And I am not really comfortable like that anyways. I was thinking maybe just taking my shirt off and sitting down on the bench by the massage table. I didn't do that. I just stood there wondering if I was about to get arrested and taken out into the freezing cold with my shirt off. I decide that without some amazing coaxing I probably couldn't relax so I put my coat back on and walked back out to the front room. I meekly tried to explain that I had gotten myself into a strange situation and that I thought this was going to be a massage parlor, but they just giggled at me and knew I was an idiot, mark, and a pussy.

I was left with the parting words, "Come back with some guts, dude" which I totally deserved. I have never been in a situation that made me feel that way since I was a teenager making my first illegal transaction over $1000.

Paris is definitely real and she is as advertised. She is cute as heck and I only saw her in her regular clothes. Yoga Pants and jordans was enough to sell me on her. Of course I knew at that point I wasn't getting any refunds and I didn't even ask. I even offered a donation up front because I didn't know exactly when and how you "tip".

All in all pretty terrible of me and I'll have to think long and hard about if I could ever go through with it. I probably could if I could somehow arrange beforehand that it is my first time and maybe spend the first thirty minutes easing in to the situation. I don't know.

Anyways, go ahead and make fun of me and tell me how much of a pussy I am. With girls in real life I have absolutely no issues. I am not at all scared around women, I am just done with girlfriends after all the extra stuff that comes with it. As the saying goes "you're not tipping for the activity, you're tipping for them to leave afterwards". I just think all the reading I did beforehand mixed with the location and other stuff had me too deep into the paranoia side of the dream.

Hopefully this isn't Too Much Info, it was only a dream after all! I will edit / delete if it is.[/QUOTE]

After my bad review of Audrey yesterday, I got a message from Temple Guru (a now banned member) aka Audrey saying that Audrey is great and has tons of business, calendar is always full, she drives a mercedes, she has to have rules or hobbyist will take advantage of her. Blah blah blah!! Guys save yourself the trouble, don't go anywhere near this girl. She has bad reviews on here and has now come on here trying to pretend to be one of us to save herself from being a horrible provider. I am sure there will be name change and phone number change coming soon so just watch out!

[QUOTE=Golf9979;2293963]Alluring Audrey, get off the boards, quit pretending to be one of use with the handle Temple Guru and go pay your capital one bill.[/QUOTE]

And for others, only seniors will get a reply so if not please don't pack my inbox.

[QUOTE=Joelouky;2293731]Your PM box is full. After you clean it out could you PM me about Paris.[/QUOTE]

My only criticism is their parting words to you. That was extremely unprofessional.

But, otherwise, yeah. I get it. First time I was freaked out too. I am not exactly sure why that experience was not entirely the same as yours. I was probably just too scared or intimidated to leave. You probably showed / found more guts than I had at the time.

[QUOTE=TooEagley;2293339]Had a dream I Went and "Saw" Paris today. And I mean Saw as the loosest definition you can think of. It was my first time dreaming about anything like this so here's a little story:

Spoiler Alert: I'm a fucking idiot and terrible at life (even in my dreams).

Anyways, after some friendly texts I finally found the place out in Beuchel. I THINK this is the Beuchel place you guys are always mentioning. Could be a different one. Anyways I walk in what looks like a storage building and am led by my appointee to a back room. She was looking fine as hell and the rocking back and forth of her ass would wind up being the only thing I would get out of the whole thing. I got back into a concrete room with a massage table in the middle and the lights off. She boosted some asian music and took a "donation" and then told me to get comfortable. I had no idea what that meant so I awkwardly took my coat off and stood around for 5 minutes. When she left the room she closed both doors she had led me through and all the sudden I felt like it was a set up. I am in what could easily be described as a prison cell already, albeit a roomy prison cell with nice music and good smells.

Anyways, I had no idea what to do! I wasn't going to get naked. It was kinda chilly. And I am not really comfortable like that anyways. I was thinking maybe just taking my shirt off and sitting down on the bench by the massage table. I didn't do that. I just stood there wondering if I was about to get arrested and taken out into the freezing cold with my shirt off. I decide that without some amazing coaxing I probably couldn't relax so I put my coat back on and walked back out to the front room. I meekly tried to explain that I had gotten myself into a strange situation and that I thought this was going to be a massage parlor, but they just giggled at me and knew I was an idiot, mark, and a pussy.

I was left with the parting words, "Come back with some guts, dude" which I totally deserved. I have never been in a situation that made me feel that way since I was a teenager making my first illegal transaction over $1000.

Paris is definitely real and she is as advertised. She is cute as heck and I only saw her in her regular clothes. Yoga Pants and jordans was enough to sell me on her. Of course I knew at that point I wasn't getting any refunds and I didn't even ask. I even offered a donation up front because I didn't know exactly when and how you "tip".

All in all pretty terrible of me and I'll have to think long and hard about if I could ever go through with it. I probably could if I could somehow arrange beforehand that it is my first time and maybe spend the first thirty minutes easing in to the situation. I don't know.

Anyways, go ahead and make fun of me and tell me how much of a pussy I am. With girls in real life I have absolutely no issues. I am not at all scared around women, I am just done with girlfriends after all the extra stuff that comes with it. As the saying goes "you're not tipping for the activity, you're tipping for them to leave afterwards". I just think all the reading I did beforehand mixed with the location and other stuff had me too deep into the paranoia side of the dream.

Hopefully this isn't Too Much Info, it was only a dream after all! I will edit / delete if it is.[/QUOTE]

Well I've been looking around various sites and places, because I might have a little extra fun money. Hard to get out and play though timewise. I might have to set up a date out on some errands or something. I've been looking on BP and seeing some of the usual suspects but IDK if I want to mess with it. After the experience of people being high as kites, going into drug stupors and nodding off while I trying to pump away, getting zany and throwing my burner across a room, LOL. It creeps me out, and I lose my chubb. So I'm trying to find one on her game, ya know? One who's still got her wits about her a little bit. Better class. I know there's a few on NR that might be worthwhile. I am also thinking of driving upriver to another city because there's and agency or two up there with really awesome girls. Really awesome that exceed what I expect. Also been cruising the areas where girls need a holiday pick me up, but ya know that's always hit or miss. Usually they just laughin at me, or I almost go down a one way street and get myself hit. Then there's the game players of CL. That's for the spam bots usually. Maybe two or three decent girls on there out sometimes out of spam bots.

So on BP this week seems there are five or six cute blondes that catch the eye. Don't know if they're legit or not.

1. Jewelz 19.

2. Amy 24.

3. Cute blonde with no name 20.

Two out of town girls or visiting?

4. Sarah 25.

5. Lacy 25 (Nashville barbie?

Two girls looking for outcall for the night only (no hotels) Jasmine and Kiah. Looked pretty hot.

Many people here do not heed the warnings that are posted. I'm not sure if its arrogance or if they think they can change a person. Maybe its a game to them. Ihave posted about several bad providors with serious problems, yet people do not heed the warnings, and then they come on here and post a bad experience. I just simply sit back and say, well duhhhhhhhhhhhh. The search feature here is your best friend. Please use it. It will save you alot of time, energy, and most importantly-your money.

[QUOTE=Louky25;2294084]After my bad review of Audrey yesterday, I got a message from Temple Guru (a now banned member) aka Audrey saying that Audrey is great and has tons of business, calendar is always full, she drives a mercedes, she has to have rules or hobbyist will take advantage of her. Blah blah blah!! Guys save yourself the trouble, don't go anywhere near this girl. She has bad reviews on here and has now come on here trying to pretend to be one of us to save herself from being a horrible provider. I am sure there will be name change and phone number change coming soon so just watch out![/QUOTE]

Is this her?

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-me-your-favorite-co-ed/7493402[/URL]

I expect Audrey to undergo a name change here soon. Guys keep an eye out and post a warning when she does.

Star.

[URL]louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/7730160[/URL]

Legit but no Seal.

Seniors PM for details.

Introducing. Sarah!

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First couple of pics are fake, others are not, so we'll give her the benefit. Called her up and she told me the area, and said to call when I was in the vicinity. I did and I did. And she went ghost on me.

Waste of time. NEXT!

Guess my last post didn't get posted. I was wondering about some newer girls.

1. Jewels 19.

2. Amy 25.

3. No name on ad blonde with baby blue eyes 20.

4. Lacy 25 (from Nashville?

5. Kiah and Jasmine (their ad pics were HOT!) claimed one night outcall only (no hotels) 24.

Can anyone recommend an escort for Frankfort, or somewhere close? I'll be there in the next couple of days.

[QUOTE=Db1977;2294368]Is this her?

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-see-me-your-favorite-co-ed/7493402[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes. Yes it is.

[QUOTE=Cooperman;2294104]My only criticism is their parting words to you. That was extremely unprofessional.

But, otherwise, yeah. I get it. First time I was freaked out too. I am not exactly sure why that experience was not entirely the same as yours. I was probably just too scared or intimidated to leave. You probably showed / found more guts than I had at the time.[/QUOTE]Yeah, the parting words were not customer service oriented.

My first time was at an AMP in clarksville. I had done some research so I knew the "basics".

I ended up getting a fantastic massage, but nothing else at all.

[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/get-touched-like-never-before-with-molly/7432754[/URL]

Saw Molly last weekend. Had a great time. Decent rub from attractive lady. On the flip she was standard only but into it. Allowed roaming and indicated more could be available with additional visits.