Massage Parlor Reports

I used to use this board before I located in NOVA.

I will be in Williamsburg next week anyone know of independents or parlors there.

[QUOTE=JohnTartzy;7222209]Been more into the escort scene lately but even that's been rough. I thought I'd try my luck at a massage.

Cary. I tried my old go-to at Cary. Walked in and out popped a woman I hadn't seen. She was older and thicker (not fat) that the two MTs I'm used to. She wasn't fat, but wasn't my type. Either way she told me it was going to be 90 minutes. Yowza you all have that place being busy. Maybe it's a symptom of limited options. Like squeezing a balloon.

Bank. After Cary failing, I figured what the hell, I'll check out the bank. Showed up and it has a sign "gone for two days. " Strike 2.

Mountain. I hadn't been to mountain in a long, long time and I saw the bad reports from Dec. Figured I was within 15 minutes so I'd give it a shot. Walked in and heard someone hobbling down the hallway saying "massage?" The curtain opened up and holy hell. It was just awful. She was super old, horrible make up, and completely disheveled. She looked like a complete mess. I decided that I wouldn't be able to get junior up anyways so I'd take my ball and go home.

What a terrible scene we have these days.[/QUOTE]It was enough for to pretty much retire. She asked if I wanted to bang. Is said no, she tried to sing into the mic, I put in the back of her throat and I had to cancel the concert just was not worth it. Nightmare fuel,

[QUOTE=JasonWorthing;7224917]It was enough for to pretty much retire. She asked if I wanted to bang. Is said no, she tried to sing into the mic, I put in the back of her throat and I had to cancel the concert just was not worth it. Nightmare fuel,[/QUOTE]Is it the same old zombie that has been there for years? She almost lost all of her hair 🤢 bruh, if she is, I said years ago that she needs to retire, IDK how that place is still standing, maybe uncle LEO should have closed that one instead of Aza.

Same girl I saw a couple times at 3rd reached out to let me know she was there. Rolled in closer to closing time as I have not been to this location in several years.

Rooms are bigger than 3rd for sure, but man I tore it up in all positions and she took all 8 like a champ.

It was a great night.

[QUOTE=Rpatl;7225635]Same girl I saw a couple times at 3rd reached out to let me know she was there. Rolled in closer to closing time as I have not been to this location in several years.

Rooms are bigger than 3rd for sure, but man I tore it up in all positions and she took all 8 like a champ.

It was a great night.[/QUOTE]Who is it?

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7225002]Is it the same old zombie that has been there for years? She almost lost all of her hair 🤢 bruh, if she is, I said years ago that she needs to retire, IDK how that place is still standing, maybe uncle LEO should have closed that one instead of Aza.[/QUOTE]There was a younger technician there but she was preoccupied, prior to this I use to just say no thinks if the younger lady was busy and leave.

[QUOTE=JasonWorthing;7225846]There was a younger technician there but she was preoccupied, prior to this I use to just say no thinks if the younger lady was busy and leave.[/QUOTE]It don't matter what establishment I walk into if I don't like the way the person looks that greets me. I ask if someone else is working if they say no I say thank you but no thank you. On the Rare occasion they ask why I am leaving I'm honest and I tell them whatever The truth may be, which is normally they are too old.

[QUOTE=Kaamni;7221653]Anybody, any recent experience here?[/QUOTE]A solid AMP in a somewhat discreet location on the back roads. Decent age / looking MTs that all (that I've tested) do a L1 finish. May, who's a bit older (late 40's /50's) decent looks, is the best overall experience IMO. She teases a bit and allows OTC roaming if you're not too grabby. She's my go-to and while YMMV, after multiple visits and familiarity, I've graduated from OTC to UTC, but no FIV.

Massage: 9/10.

Cleanliness: 9/10.

Privacy: 8/10.

Talent: 7. 5/10.

Finish: 8/10.

Damage: hhL1 (50/40) hL1 (70/50).

Even with multiple visits, never more than L1 for me. Happy Hunting.

PG.

[QUOTE=Rck15;7225708]Who is it?[/QUOTE]I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.

[QUOTE=BareBackJack;7226873]I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.[/QUOTE]🤣.

Too funny 😂.

[QUOTE=BareBackJack;7226873]I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice..[/QUOTE]You know what's even funnier, I spent night at a few of these places, and I always laugh at the reviews of guys saying they want to get there early and be first one! When I'm in next room thinking hope he likes man jam. Moral of story your never first, it's just your turn.

[QUOTE=Hd2500;7226941]🤣.

Too funny 😂.[/QUOTE]y'all better don't kiss her, she's got milk flavour kissy. The raw milk variant, head game on point but meowth needs to retire

[QUOTE=ChristNotama;7227931]y'all better don't kiss her, she's got milk flavour kissy. The raw milk variant, head game on point but meowth needs to retire[/QUOTE]Your killing me!😝😂

You know, I've always gave you fellow mongers the benefit of the doubt, however, today I witnessed inexcusable SIMP activity live.

I had just dropped trow for a 60 minute body exploration with ol' reliable Zoey at Cary St. Not 5 seconds after I was bare ass up and face down on the table did I hear the doorbell ring. Me, in the nude and awaiting Zoey's return, had nothing else to do other than listen to the encounter.

Cue the broken English "did you call ahead" and response of "no I wanted to drop something off".

Flabbergasted, having only read about this on the forum, my ears perked up. This mf brought a full bouquet of flowers to Cary St? And I witnessed it live! This guy left, no HE, no scheduling to come back. This guy only came to drop off a fat ass bouquet.

Fast forward to the end of my blissful massage, Zoey quoted me $$ on top of the house fee for PIV for 10 minutes?!

Guys. This is a rampant issue. I remember the days of $$ being sufficient to cover house fee and whatever else we wanted.

Bringing flowers, giving gifts, and exorbitant tips need to stop.

[QUOTE=BareBackJack;7226873]I saw Anna there yesterday. I'd guess 5' 3", 135, a bit chunky but not bad. Shoulder length black hair, shaved pussy, at least D cups (natural). Good attitude, mediocre massage but an open menu. Given my other AMP experiences over the past year, this was by far the best. After paying the HF, her dress came off and she was wearing super skimpy bra and crotchless panties. There was no doubt what was on the menu and there was no OTC or UTC. Everything was bare. 15 minutes of "massage" - oddly without teasing, we negotiated and got down to business. She was accommodating but not terribly reactive except in 69. Afterwards, as I was dressing, she put a new paper towel down for the next guy's head, straightened out the table sheets and sprayed them with alcohol. You're definitely not getting clean sheets each time and uh, to the guy in the waiting area when I left (was that your RV parked outside) I don't know if you like 69 or not but if you do, you should know that 10 minutes before your massage I filled her pussy with my nut juice.

BB Jack.[/QUOTE]And 10 minutes before you was munching I filled her up & Keep your face in the kitchen. Too funny.