Saw Yumi at CC. AWFUL. Texting, phone calls, less than 30 min. Terrible.
So I've been exhausted lately. Lots going on. I've been meaning to get a massage, but wanted a good massage with a HE if possible. I was reading this thread and saw several reports that Yumi ([URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-yumi-relaxing-bodyrub-sweet-japanese-chinese-beauty-yumi/6832048[/URL]) gave a really good hard massage and a great HJ / BJ. That sounded perfect. I called her today and ducked out of work early for an early afternoon visit.
I arrived a few minutes early, but no one was home when I knocked. I was thinking I got the wrong apt number when she got off the elevator. She apologized and let me in. I gave her the house $60, then hopped in the shower. I kinda expected she'd ditch her dress and put on something sexy or be somewhat asked. She didn't but I was like whatever. She asked if I wanted 4 hand. I was tempted, but only had so much cash. I told her no and joked about not having brought cash for two girls anyway. She asked how much is brought for a tip. I had only planned on HJ, maybe BJ. So I told her I had 100. She said "Oh no, not 140?" And I said I didn't want full service. Just hand or mouth. She said that I could get the other 40 after if I wanted to do FS. I laid down and she kept whispering in my ear about how good it would be so I said fuck it and told her I'd get the rest after and do FS.
She smiled and started rubbing my back. Now the whole reason I called her in the first place was on the recommendation that she gave a great actual massage. HOWEVER, it was just crappy. No oil, just dry hands. She texted most of the time so it was one handed. She took a few calls in Chinese (while she was working on my back. Now the few minutes she actually focused on me were good. I kept waiting for her to settle down and get into it and give me the massage I'd read so much about.
That never happened. On the flip, she said "I will service you now" and started jackhammering away on Jr. Somehow she had lotion for that, thank fucking god. After 3 or 4 minutes of really intense hand work, I spoke up and asked if we were doing FS still. She then took off her dress, got naked, climbed on top of me and gave me a short but nice covered BJ. She repositioned and just as she was about to lower onto it, she stopped and said it would be $60 after. I said what? And she repeated "$60 at atm". At that point I agreed (stupidly). She went to work CG and it was pretty good. And after shed already had me about to pop with the hands, I didn't last very long. She hopped off, cleaned me off and jumped in the shower. I checked the time. It had been 25 minutes since I walked in the door. I laid back, expecting to finally get this massage everyone raved about. After like 5/10 min she came out and started getting dressed. I asked of we were done. She said yeah and then called someone on the phone. At this point I was actually pretty mad about it all. When she hung up, I asked her if she was still charging full price even though I'd only gotten basically a bang and go. She said "Full service is full service. ".
I would have bailed and told her to screw herself but she followed me to the atm. I don't need drama and the $60 isn't that big of a deal. It was just such shitty service.
So all told, Yumi did a halfassed massage with a quick bang and go for $220.
I hate going to CC because it's always this stupid ish. The money isn't the issue for me. My time is worth more to me than the money and it was a huge waste of time. Same thing happened last time I went to CC. Saw a well established provider here with lots of great reviews. She showed up late, gave shit service and shorted the time.
Maybe my timing is the issue. I only go in the early afternoon because that's what works for my schedule. It seems like they all just give shitty service in daylight. Idk.
Either way, would NEVER see Yumi again and I don't think I'll go back to CC anytime soon. I miss Mayflower from a couple years ago. It was hit and miss but I had SOME good experiences.
If anybody knows someone who actually gives a good massage with an hi at the end, that's all I fucking want. And I'd pay good money for it. I'm just sick of having my time wasted.
/ Rant over.
Definitely not the typical Yumi service
[QUOTE=CptMorgan;3467980]So I've been exhausted lately. Lots going on. I've been meaning to get a massage, but wanted a good massage with a HE if possible. I was reading this thread and saw several reports that Yumi ([URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/sweet-yumi-relaxing-bodyrub-sweet-japanese-chinese-beauty-yumi/6832048[/URL]) gave a really good hard massage and a great HJ / BJ. That sounded perfect. I called her today and ducked out of work early for an early afternoon visit.
I arrived a few minutes early, but no one was home when I knocked. I was thinking I got the wrong apt number when she got off the elevator. She apologized and let me in. I gave her the house $60, then hopped in the shower. I kinda expected she'd ditch her dress and put on something sexy or be somewhat asked. She didn't but I was like whatever. She asked if I wanted 4 hand. I was tempted, but only had so much cash. I told her no and joked about not having brought cash for two girls anyway. She asked how much is brought for a tip. I had only planned on HJ, maybe BJ. So I told her I had 100. She said "Oh no, not 140?" And I said I didn't want full service. Just hand or mouth. She said that I could get the other 40 after if I wanted to do FS. I laid down and she kept whispering in my ear about how good it would be so I said fuck it and told her I'd get the rest after and do FS.
She smiled and started rubbing my back. Now the whole reason I called her in the first place was on the recommendation that she gave a great actual massage. HOWEVER, it was just crappy. No oil, just dry hands. She texted most of the time so it was one handed. She took a few calls in Chinese (while she was working on my back. Now the few minutes she actually focused on me were good. I kept waiting for her to settle down and get into it and give me the massage I'd read so much about.
That never happened. On the flip, she said "I will service you now" and started jackhammering away on Jr. Somehow she had lotion for that, thank fucking god. After 3 or 4 minutes of really intense hand work, I spoke up and asked if we were doing FS still. She then took off her dress, got naked, climbed on top of me and gave me a short but nice covered BJ. She repositioned and just as she was about to lower onto it, she stopped and said it would be $60 after. I said what? And she repeated "$60 at atm". At that point I agreed (stupidly). She went to work CG and it was pretty good. And after shed already had me about to pop with the hands, I didn't last very long. She hopped off, cleaned me off and jumped in the shower. I checked the time. It had been 25 minutes since I walked in the door. I laid back, expecting to finally get this massage everyone raved about. After like 5/10 min she came out and started getting dressed. I asked of we were done. She said yeah and then called someone on the phone. At this point I was actually pretty mad about it all. When she hung up, I asked her if she was still charging full price even though I'd only gotten basically a bang and go. She said "Full service is full service. ".
I would have bailed and told her to screw herself but she followed me to the atm. I don't need drama and the $60 isn't that big of a deal. It was just such shitty service.
So all told, Yumi did a halfassed massage with a quick bang and go for $220.
I hate going to CC because it's always this stupid ish. The money isn't the issue for me. My time is worth more to me than the money and it was a huge waste of time. Same thing happened last time I went to CC. Saw a well established provider here with lots of great reviews. She showed up late, gave shit service and shorted the time.
Maybe my timing is the issue. I only go in the early afternoon because that's what works for my schedule. It seems like they all just give shitty service in daylight. Idk.
Either way, would NEVER see Yumi again and I don't think I'll go back to CC anytime soon. I miss Mayflower from a couple years ago. It was hit and miss but I had SOME good experiences.
If anybody knows someone who actually gives a good massage with an hi at the end, that's all I fucking want. And I'd pay good money for it. I'm just sick of having my time wasted.provider
/ Rant over.[/QUOTE]Cap.
If the provider you saw was a Chinese MILF late 40's 5'2" 110 32 b w / 1" nipples, and a defining tattoo on her lower back then I am shocked. I have partaken in Yumi's services ar least 5 times this year and have never paid upfront or experienced any upsell. To be escorted to the atm for payment is unfathomable. I believe you were a victim of the famous Chinese musical chair bait and switch. I do know that other providers work out of her room when she is unavailable.
M.
BORROWED pics and the old Bait & Switch (BS) routine
[QUOTE=Mongerholic;3466864]Bro I would say 95% of the mongers on this forum have banged her at least 10 times--I have. She is the real deal! Enjoy!
M.
[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/forget-about-the-rest-lets-try-the-best/5608726[/URL]
**Of course the pics are not her.[/QUOTE]I went on a rant about pics being commandeered from other girls WeChat accounts. These are just such examples. I won't trust CC ads or pics. Even if verified the girl ain't garanz to be the one shows up, I experienced that many times building Mufi's choo choo and going in for" MASSAGY".
Now I will tell you, I did experience some good ones. For me wasn't even hit or miss though. Like throw a handful of loosely crumpled chopstick wrappers at a trash can on a windy day from across an open table at Hapuna BP is the bestest analogy I can think of to what you'll land. Will you get that 20-something to 30 year old as featured in the picture? SCORE! You got a chopstick wrapper in the can! Or will you get a slightly saggy but decent 40 year old married woman with kids? Potentially a miss unless you like her. Possibly a 50 year old grandmother or even the mama of the establishment?? See not even hit or miss right?
I never go by the pics. I was really pissed some real unsuspecting girls pics were pirated by certain Ladies of the Evening for their own ads.
DaDrifter.