[QUOTE=LoneStar7;5700901]I need help spotting legit massage places.[/QUOTE]OK, I don't have a long post history, and actually not a lot of history with AMP, but I am a huge pervert who has lurked for years and always been fascinated by the scene. I've recently dipped my toe and found easy success. Here are my cliff notes.
1. Where to go:
AMPs aren't hard to identify, they all sort of have the same generic ass website with inoffensive zen art. They have similar hallmark window dressings, blocked out windows, more common outer decor. If you really want to find out, read this forum, and any time someone mentions a place by name, try opening google and searching "(Place name) Spa Indy" and browse through the first few results. You will start to see some patterns. Welcome to the matrix. Now when you see a parlor somewhere with this boilerplate tug time dog whistle stuff all over it, you at least have somewhere to start.
I can't reiterate enough how useful it is to just read through the forums. Look, I get it, there are often *Hundreds* of pages of reviews. I'm not saying start at page one and read to current, but maybe go back 5-6 pages of recent posts and read to current, take note of success stories and where they are happening. Take note of rip-offs and what to avoid. If you don't have the time to do this, just masturbate, then do it.
2. How to behave:
Shower. Scrub and wipe your ass. Make that whole area nice and pleasantly clean. It's polite, the provider will be more amenable to working with you, and you will have a better time.
Know what you want. Another benefit of having read even just a handful of the reviews is getting a sense of what is available and what you would personally like to find. If you know specifically what you want, it also helps to know how much this typically should cost, recent reviews can help here too. Bring cash to cover what you think you want should cost. Maybe a bit extra if you happen to get lucky and find that unicorn that you want to do more than you thought with, I'm not here to judge.
I think if you have never done this before, or are new to it, and particularly if you are going to a new Spa, you should go in and book a hhr (half hour). Expect that to be around 40-50. Someone will usher you into a room, and tell you to get ready and will leave you alone. This is very important, take off all your clothes and put them off to the side, then lay face down on the table butt ass naked. Do not cover yourself. Covering yourself sends a real mixed message to the provider, "Is this person shy? Do they only want a massage?" etc. You may still get *some* service, but who knows is that ends up being the difference between self service and a HE, or HE and FS, etc.
If you are worried about just laying there naked to begin with, the worst case scenario if you've really misjudged the situation you were in and you can just apologize profusely and explain that you didn't understand, and would be happy to have a towel draped over you.
At some point in the massage, there are a few ways the provider is going to size you up and let you know they are game, some of them include:
- She is going to playfully brush your ass or close on your inner thigh. Make it obvious that this is wanted, you can literally just say "that feels nice" if you aren't sure how else to do it.
- She is going to brush her legs against you while she is massaging you. I like to have my arms and hands positioned so that if she essentially puts her legs there in them, I can easily explore a bit. If her legs brush your hands, and your hands start rubbing up and down her legs, and she doesn't stop you or move, then you both are on the same page and have decided to go down that path.
She is going to ask you to flip, do so freely and without bothering to manage or wait for a towel. If this is too forward, they will cover it.
3. Negotiate?
Every provider is going to be different and have a different cadence. Some are going to want to be very clear on the price upfront and encourage you to pay more to do more, others are going to go with the flow if they sense you are going to reward them accordingly, that's all part of the game. If she starts going right at it after the flip, congrats. If she says "well what's it going to be" at that point, you might as well say exactly what you are hoping to get out of the situation. She's quote a price, depending on the place you are at, and how you have handled yourself to this point, you will get quoted anywhere from a surprisingly reasonable amount to a ridiculous amount that you didn't expect. You can always try to haggle, and be clear, " I only have $X amount, and wanted to get why for it" If you hate haggling, then read the forums even more and try to identify providers that don't do that, etc.
4. Enjoy and contribute to the scene.
If you had a great time, or if you had a really terrible time, ask for the providers name. You will want their name to book again, or to be sure to avoid in the future.
If it was a great time, my personal policy is to ask if they are ok with me posting a review. If they aren't, I would just post the spa name (or likely allude to it indirectly, but that's my choice, not required).
If it was a bad time because of pressure tactics, shady shit happening while I am there, or anything like that, then I would include the spa and the provider.
If it's a ripoff / fake / robbery, I'm posting every bit of identifying information I have, I'll fax you that *s fingerprints.
