Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2967480]This is so odd. In a dozen trips, I never once even saw a bottle of oil. Too busy trying to impregnate her to bother with a massage.[/QUOTE]I bought several bottles of grape seed oil to play with. Still trying for Greek.

[QUOTE=Cmaddo95;2968040]I bought several bottles of grape seed oil to play with. Still trying for Greek.[/QUOTE]If you've seen her sextape, you know what she likes. That might get it going.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;2965851]Heather and I had talked a few months back when she first started posting and was reviewed here. I had lost her number and when the reviews started again was fortunate enough to have her number forwarded to me.

We spoke on the phone and via text last week for a while. She had mentioned that up until last week it had been a while since she had seen someone new. We had discussed rates and a time for getting together and that's when the train jumped the tracks.

The texts and calls I had with her this last week varied from coherent to wasted out of her skull. The conversations were disjointed aND she couldn't remember things from one text to the next. I finally got over to see her and she shows me and then gets under the covers. She asks me to cuddle her. She then says tell me about yourself so I can be comfortable, but she won't ask me any questions.

This goes on for a few minutes and she asks "What do you want?" I answer a "massage" and she says "No. You want something regular for $50 a week! I need to feel comfortable before I have sex. " We never discussed FS and never something regular at half the rate she quoted on the phone. Her voice was wavering, like she had been up for 30 straight hours. I reach up and brush her chest OTC and she jumps out of bed. Goes and grabs a cigarette and comes back to the room. I don't smoke and I wear a shirt and tie to work. I ask her if she can smoke in the other room because of my clothes. She looks me straight in the eye and says "No! I always smoke after sex!" So I'm thinking are we using some other guys baby batter as lube?? I jump up and start to dress and she then states "I smoke when I'm nervous. " Which one is it?

I dressed and left without a word being said.

This was easily the most bizarre meeting I've had. To other posters points she is a lovely woman but I'm afraid the substance is grabbing ahold and won't let go!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]I found her hard to communicate with and flakey.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2968054]If you've seen her sextape, you know what she likes. That might get it going.[/QUOTE]Sextape. I have not. How do I get to see that or get a copy?

[QUOTE=TomSmith26;2968108]I found her hard to communicate with and flakey.[/QUOTE]I applaud your brevity. Consider becoming her Communication Director. But in the interest of dark humor, there surely must be an example to be shared. Go for it.

[QUOTE=QuestForFun;2968196]Sextape. I have not. How do I get to see that or get a copy?[/QUOTE]At a negotiated price. She'll start at $100. If you give her "the best O of her life", it will be free.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2968279]At a negotiated price. She'll start at $100. If you give her "the best O of her life", it will be free.[/QUOTE]And I'm assuming you got it for free.

[QUOTE=SocialAveng313;2968282]And I'm assuming you got it for free.[/QUOTE]Modesty prevents me from saying more. That and she is an accomplished liar. LOL.

[QUOTE=TomSmith26;2968108]I found her hard to communicate with and flakey.[/QUOTE]Totally agree! Got in touch with her and made the drive over there after she texted me her address. Got there at the exact appointment time thinking maybe I lucked out with this one. Texted her and no answer. Knocked on the door and she texted me right away that she has another client that was late and would not leave. Texted back and forth and somehow decided to wait (thinking with the little head). An hour later texted her back to see if she was ready. Nope and she said she had another client on the way who won't cancel. Wasted my time and gas but I guess I kept my money. Maybe once upon a time she was a good provider but for me personally. I would never take the effort to visit again.

Also: Pretty much got there and waited the whole time, saw no one enter and no one leave. I'm not sure what the point of it was, just a power trip to have people waste their time?

[QUOTE=Benargen;2968814]Maybe once upon a time she was a good provider but for me personally. I would never take the effort to visit again.

Also: Pretty much got there and waited the whole time, saw no one enter and no one leave. I'm not sure what the point of it was, just a power trip to have people waste their time?[/QUOTE]Strongly suspect Bi-polar disorder or brain injury from the February 3 car wreck. Drugs are just the final straw. Truly hope she gets help and recovers.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2968854]Strongly suspect Bi-polar disorder or brain injury from the February 3 car wreck. Drugs are just the final straw. Truely hope she gets help and recovers.[/QUOTE]If we're referring to Heather just seen her last night. Took a bit of time to secure the appointment as I seen various reports here swaying back and forth. Really just went to knock out a tight lower back muscle. Took a bit to find the place due to it being dark. Yes, the flakiness and randomness were present, but she did a great job on my back. Didn't have any issues. Always nervous with new girls and she knocked that out rather quickly. So guessing it's YMMV. Planning on going back until at least I get my muscles back in line. Seems cool to me.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2968854]Strongly suspect Bi-polar disorder or brain injury from the February 3 car wreck. Drugs are just the final straw. Truly hope she gets help and recovers.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she did mention that in a text. That a drunk driver destroyed her life or something like that. I'm not really sure what happened but I won't waste my time again.

[QUOTE=Benargen;2968861]Yeah, she did mention that in a text. That a drunk driver destroyed her life or something like that. I'm not really sure what happened but I won't waste my time again.[/QUOTE]I'm seeing signs of opiate withdrawal. She's suffering and all that stops the pain is another pain pill. A vicious endless loop.

[QUOTE=Jimbalaya;2968859]If we're referring to Heather just seen her last night. Took a bit of time to secure the appointment as I seen various reports here swaying back and forth. Really just went to knock out a tight lower back muscle. Took a bit to find the place due to it being dark. Yes, the flakiness and randomness were present, but she did a great job on my back. Didn't have any issues. Always nervous with new girls and she knocked that out rather quickly. So guessing it's YMMV. Planning on going back until at least I get my muscles back in line. Seems cool to me.[/QUOTE]Interesting timimg if this was Friday. Considering my weird visit At 11:40 am. She was expecting me but not awake or coherent. Claimed to be cold and immediately crawled under the covers. Said she woke up feeling sick and flu like. None of this came up in texts three hours earlier.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2968886]Interesting timimg if this was Friday. Considering my weird visit At 11:40 am. She was expecting me but not awake or coherent. Claimed to be cold and immediately crawled under the covers. Said she woke up feeling sick and flu like. None of this came up in texts three hours earlier.[/QUOTE]Guessing I lucked out. Planning on visiting again because she did wonders for my back pain. Hoping it wasn't a fluke.