Massage Parlor Reports

The youngest babes! - Check!
The lowest prices! - Got it!
The best service! - OK!
The greatest technique! - Sounds good!
And, oh yeah, you don't want to do any research such as RTFF - Check!
You've only posted four times but, hey... - Doesn't matter!

I tell you what, I'll drop by, take you out for a few drinks, maybe even to BBF to prepare your toot and berries for the evening ahead.

My treat, my man.

Then, we'll swing by my secret sino love handlers place, she's a bombshell man, total 10. I'll give her "the wink and nod" letting her know that your my number one boy. Oh yeah, you'll get that special treatment, if you know what I mean. ;)

Yep, that'll be on me too.

Afterwards, I'll fix you up with my sister and take you out for the best steak dinner you ever had.

Oh, and my sister, you can have her too. Anyway you want her. You can use my bedroom, if you like, anything for a pal.

Then, when your spent, from a night of frolic and fornication, I'll put you up at a fivestar, like the Conrad, where you can be massaged by the pros, probably as they feed you grapes and crackers.

Come on...man...

just RTFF.

[If you want the best I believe that Bing's is it I have been there today and I must tell you the experience was great a good value for the money. I look forward to returning soon and I would like to try all the girls at least once thewre. If you want cheaper you can try rockville road for the rest. Thanks for asking, golden

[QUOTE=Slickrick6579]In town for the week and would like a little help. I don't feel like spending a lot of time researching, so could someone let me know where all of the AMP's are and which have the youngest, best service, and lowest prices.

I know that these are not all at the same place so each can be a category themselves.

I appreciate any help offered and I realize that we all look for something different. I prefer young, but will make exceptions if technique is great. Price is somewhat important, but mostly I don't want to give too much. Just want to stay close to what the norm is here.

Look forward to reading anyone's response. You can PM me if you don't to post openly.

Ricky[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Buster B]The youngest babes! - Check!
The lowest prices! - Got it!
The best service! - OK!
The greatest technique! - Sounds good!
And, oh yeah, you don't want to do any research such as RTFF - Check!
You've only posted four times but, hey... - Doesn't matter!

I tell you what, I'll drop by, take you out for a few drinks, maybe even to BBF to prepare your toot and berries for the evening ahead.

My treat, my man.

Then, we'll swing by my secret sino love handlers place, she's a bombshell man, total 10. I'll give her "the wink and nod" letting her know that your my number one boy. Oh yeah, you'll get that special treatment, if you know what I mean. ;)

Oh, that'll be on me too.

Afterwards, I'll fix you up with my sister and take you out for the best steak dinner you ever had.

Oh, and my sister, you can have her too. Anyway you want her. You can use my bedroom, if you like, anything for a pal.

Then, when your spent, from a night of frolic and fornication, I'll put you up at a fivestar, like the Conrad, where you can be massaged by the pros, probably as they feed you grapes and crackers.

Come on...man...

just RTFF.[/QUOTE]All I gotta say is LOL!

[QUOTE=Buster B]The youngest babes! - Check!
The lowest prices! - Got it!
The best service! - OK!
The greatest technique! - Sounds good!
And, oh yeah, you don't want to do any research such as RTFF - Check!
You've only posted four times but, hey... - Doesn't matter!

I tell you what, I'll drop by, take you out for a few drinks, maybe even to BBF to prepare your toot and berries for the evening ahead.

My treat, my man.

Then, we'll swing by my secret sino love handlers place, she's a bombshell man, total 10. I'll give her "the wink and nod" letting her know that your my number one boy. Oh yeah, you'll get that special treatment, if you know what I mean. ;)

Yep, that'll be on me too.

Afterwards, I'll fix you up with my sister and take you out for the best steak dinner you ever had.

Oh, and my sister, you can have her too. Anyway you want her. You can use my bedroom, if you like, anything for a pal.

Then, when your spent, from a night of frolic and fornication, I'll put you up at a fivestar, like the Conrad, where you can be massaged by the pros, probably as they feed you grapes and crackers.

Come on...man...

just RTFF.[/QUOTE]Lmao

Buster B, I think you said what the most of the rest of us were probably thinking. It isn't as if there isn't a ton of info on the forum for anyone who is willing to do a little reading. Even for those who can't unscramble the high tech encryption some of us use.

[QUOTE=Mr Jensen]All I gotta say is LOL![/QUOTE]

And while your at it Buster, you might as well post his expience on here for him. We are all gonna want to know how the sister worked out. lol

TN

1. There was a different (younger) caucasian male at the desk this time. I asked him if he was responsible for the great CL ads. He said that the parlor is part of a national chain and that the ads are posted by the main office. That explains why the picture on the CL ads is not a picture of either of the ladies working at the new parlor on 86th street.

2. The rules of the national chain require draping and prohibit any kind of sexual contact between masseuse and customer. If a masseuse breaks the rule and gets caught, the masseuse gets fired. If anyone is ever lucky enough to get one of the masseuses to break the rule and tickle the totem pole, the worst thing that we could do would be to announce our luck in a public forum like this. I would hate to see a nice girl who gives a little extra service get fired.

[QUOTE=Buster B]The youngest babes! - Check!
The lowest prices! - Got it!
The best service! - OK!
The greatest technique! - Sounds good!
And, oh yeah, you don't want to do any research such as RTFF - Check!
You've only posted four times but, hey... - Doesn't matter!

I tell you what, I'll drop by, take you out for a few drinks, maybe even to BBF to prepare your toot and berries for the evening ahead.

My treat, my man.

Then, we'll swing by my secret sino love handlers place, she's a bombshell man, total 10. I'll give her "the wink and nod" letting her know that your my number one boy. Oh yeah, you'll get that special treatment, if you know what I mean. ;)

Yep, that'll be on me too.

Afterwards, I'll fix you up with my sister and take you out for the best steak dinner you ever had.

Oh, and my sister, you can have her too. Anyway you want her. You can use my bedroom, if you like, anything for a pal.

Then, when your spent, from a night of frolic and fornication, I'll put you up at a fivestar, like the Conrad, where you can be massaged by the pros, probably as they feed you grapes and crackers.

Come on...man...

just RTFF.[/QUOTE]

Hey! Now wait just one minute!!! I have been on this board for a long time and you never took me to BBF! You never took me by your secret sino love handlers place! Nor have you set me up with your sister! I have a sister also, want to trade?

Oh, I just figured out you weren't serious.... Sorry Buster B

FF

[QUOTE=Northsideman] Do they still exist in other cities?[/QUOTE]

I have only been to one of these places and it was in Vegas at a kind of seedy porn shop called Showgirl Video on Las Vegas Blvd between the strip & downtown. It was still there as of July 2008. In the back of the store they had a peep show area which consisted of a "stage" surrounded by 10 or so private booths, each with a window that was operated by dollar bills. They also had a slot in the front of each booth for tipping the girls. Next to that area they had a couple of private rooms where you could pay an outrageous amount of money to have a one-on-one session with a girl on the other side of some very thick glass. I never really got the point of the private rooms when everything could be accomplished for a lot less money in the peep show area. I would love to see one of these places around here.

Also, the best lesbian show I have ever seen was at a strip club near East St. Louis, IL called Roxy's. That place is amazing. They are full nude, with a full bar, and open until 5 or 6am on the weekends! They also have a shower stage that is enclosed by glass and the girls put on a live lesbian sex show right inside there. I love that place! In fact, I think I might be overdue for a trip to STL :)

I have never seen it anywhere else, but a few years ago I got weathered in at Minn/StPaul airport and took the advice of a cabbie I should never have tipped that St Paul was the most fun. It was a club but the entire stage was behind glass, the girls were cute and nude and it was interesting to see a girl grinding the cooter against the clear pane oh so temptingly close, a fraction of an inch from my face. To tip the girls you had to slide the money under the glass through a channel , just like a number of liquor stores in certain parts of town. However the next cabbie that is taking me home asks why I was there when downtown Minneapolis was the fun place -and it was. He drops me off at a place-full nude, three story stage,packed at 2 in the morning because it was open until breakfast, no liquor after 1 or 2 I think it was, just soft drinks and n/a stuff, but the place just kept hopping till dawn. Stunning women, fun, varying levels of contact but the stage was the place to be if you wanted to see, but if you refused to tip once when a girl approached you were removed from the seat and replaced with another waiting body.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I have never seen it anywhere else, but a few years ago I got weathered in at Minn/StPaul airport and took the advice of a cabbie I should never have tipped that St Paul was the most fun. It was a club but the entire stage was behind glass, the girls were cute and nude and it was interesting to see a girl grinding the cooter against the clear pane oh so temptingly close, a fraction of an inch from my face. To tip the girls you had to slide the money under the glass through a channel , just like a number of liquor stores in certain parts of town. However the next cabbie that is taking me home asks why I was there when downtown Minneapolis was the fun place -and it was. He drops me off at a place-full nude, three story stage,packed at 2 in the morning because it was open until breakfast, no liquor after 1 or 2 I think it was, just soft drinks and n/a stuff, but the place just kept hopping till dawn. Stunning women, fun, varying levels of contact but the stage was the place to be if you wanted to see, but if you refused to tip once when a girl approached you were removed from the seat and replaced with another waiting body.[/QUOTE]The cabbie got a tip for taking you there. Pretty common practice.

[QUOTE=Gray Mark]1. There was a different (younger) caucasian male at the desk this time. I asked him if he was responsible for the great CL ads. He said that the parlor is part of a national chain and that the ads are posted by the main office. That explains why the picture on the CL ads is not a picture of either of the ladies working at the new parlor on 86th street.

2. The rules of the national chain require draping and prohibit any kind of sexual contact between masseuse and customer. If a masseuse breaks the rule and gets caught, the masseuse gets fired. If anyone is ever lucky enough to get one of the masseuses to break the rule and tickle the totem pole, the worst thing that we could do would be to announce our luck in a public forum like this. I would hate to see a nice girl who gives a little extra service get fired.[/QUOTE]

No reason to doubt anything you say, but national chain or not, they are using a number that I have in my phone book that I have used at three other locations and all with great success. Coincidence, always possible I guess.

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[QUOTE=TheCoach26]
Also, the best lesbian show I have ever seen was at a strip club near East St. Louis, IL called Roxy's. That place is amazing. They are full nude, with a full bar, and open until 5 or 6am on the weekends! They also have a shower stage that is enclosed by glass and the girls put on a live lesbian sex show right inside there. I love that place! In fact, I think I might be overdue for a trip to STL :)[/QUOTE]

Was there in Feb this year and saw the show. Got a private dance in the room to the right with a asian girl which was a 10 in my book. 1OO bucks got me bbbj and cfs on the couch in the private booth. GOOD TIMES!!

Decided could use some therapy so called early and talked to the non-asian dude. I tried to make an appt. with a recommended practicioner, but he said he was told he would have three girls today and had a list of open appt. times but couldn't say who it would be with. Thought about passing but what the heck, nothing ventured... so made appt for first available time. I showed up early to check it out and waited until my assigned time, go to the door --locked-- and the familiar sign was not lit. Waited about ten minutes and nothing changed so hit the road, and as I was pulling on to the street in comes a non-caucasian dude with a lady enjoying breakfast. I doubled back to get a look, but upon further review it wasn't impressive enough to assuage my irritation at driving that far to get stiffed on an appt.,. After realizing that my friends on the opposite end of Road !00 were both more attractive than what I was going to be faced with, and with a quick call, I made the beeline, where I was rewarded with an incredibly thorough, hard, rousing and enthusiastic session. There's a lot to be said for old friends, what is the saying, sometimes you are better off with the devil you know than one you don't (sorry, poor paraphrasing mixed with old age memory-or the lack of it)

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Decided could use some therapy so called early and talked to the non-asian dude. I tried to make an appt. with a recommended practicioner, but he said he was told he would have three girls today and had a list of open appt. times but couldn't say who it would be with. Thought about passing but what the heck, nothing ventured... so made appt for first available time. I showed up early to check it out and waited until my assigned time, go to the door --locked-- and the familiar sign was not lit. Waited about ten minutes and nothing changed so hit the road, and as I was pulling on to the street in comes a non-caucasian dude with a lady enjoying breakfast. I doubled back to get a look, but upon further review it wasn't impressive enough to assuage my irritation at driving that far to get stiffed on an appt.,. After realizing that my friends on the opposite end of Road !00 were both more attractive than what I was going to be faced with, and with a quick call, I made the beeline, where I was rewarded with an incredibly thorough, hard, rousing and enthusiastic session. There's a lot to be said for old friends, what is the saying, sometimes you are better off with the devil you know than one you don't (sorry, poor paraphrasing mixed with old age memory-or the lack of it)[/QUOTE]I got there right after you and you should have seen my "Therapist" Drop dead gourgeous for what I have seen arround here at leat a 7 on AMP scale. Every thing went well until the flip then I got the first time here cold shoulder but the massage was great! Guess I should have read the previous posts about asian therapy I would have known no extras. Well it was still a great massage for 55.00