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Good evening fellow mongers. I recently relocated here to Orlando and have been carefully reading the entries of this literary club in an effort to monger safely in an unknown city. So far it's been just ok as I try to take things a little slow. I'm still doing my research trying to figure out what "the quadrant" is, but I've finally been able to locate the correct side of Orange Blossom Trail. The more I learn the city and the more I RTFF, then the more comfortable I will become, the more mongering I will enjoy, and the more reviews I will post to help my fellow mongers.

One thing that I can already say has turned me off is the ridiculous pricing of some of these providers. On my first two calls ever to two separate BP providers in the I-drive area, both quoted me 120 mario coins for a QV. I laughed and disconnected the calls. The most amazing thing I've come to learn in this hobby is how insane and wide the cost range of p*ssy is. As low as $20 to as high as whatever the SP wants to charge since some mongers will pay anything requested. I will never criticize a man for how he decides to spend his mario coins, because after all, they are HIS mario coins. But I have to admit, some of what I've seen spent on this board has floored me. Really makes me want to PM some of you and ask if your place of employment is hiring. But anyway, on to my first contribution.

I have dreamed of Shy twice now. Let me just say this in a nutshell, always remember that when mongers are writing reviews, the authenticity of the review will be based on a monger's preference and his prior experiences, whether consciously or subconsciously. With that said, based on my preference and prior experiences, Shy is a bit overrated. I had two dreams just to make sure. The best way to describe my dreams is average. That's the word that keeps popping up in my head. Now don't get me wrong, you won't have a terrible time with Shy, nor will you feel like you wasted your coins. It's just not anything mind blowing. The BBBJ is nice, but that backside in my opinion is not as glorious as the previous monger described and her CG skills are about as average as they come. Just wanted to add a different perspective of my dreams before waking up. As always, YMMV.

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I saw her regularly before her hiatus, seems she's a bit different now, I can't even get her to return contact and I saw her alot before she left. Back then she could take it all, anything you could throw at her. She probably has management messing thing up for her. Oh well, she's fat now anyway, looked better skinny. Would love to F her F one more time though.

[QUOTE=KatanaBlade;2604123]Good evening fellow mongers. I recently relocated here to Orlando and have been carefully reading the entries of this literary club in an effort to monger safely in an unknown city. So far it's been just ok as I try to take things a little slow. I'm still doing my research trying to figure out what "the quadrant" is, but I've finally been able to locate the correct side of Orange Blossom Trail. The more I learn the city and the more I RTFF, then the more comfortable I will become, the more mongering I will enjoy, and the more reviews I will post to help my fellow mongers.

One thing that I can already say has turned me off is the ridiculous pricing of some of these providers. On my first two calls ever to two separate BP providers in the I-drive area, both quoted me 120 mario coins for a QV. I laughed and disconnected the calls. The most amazing thing I've come to learn in this hobby is how insane and wide the cost range of p*ssy is. As low as $20 to as high as whatever the SP wants to charge since some mongers will pay anything requested. I will never criticize a man for how he decides to spend his mario coins, because after all, they are HIS mario coins. But I have to admit, some of what I've seen spent on this board has floored me. Really makes me want to PM some of you and ask if your place of employment is hiring. But anyway, on to my first contribution.

I have dreamed of Shy twice now. Let me just say this in a nutshell, always remember that when mongers are writing reviews, the authenticity of the review will be based on a monger's preference and his prior experiences, whether consciously or subconsciously. With that said, based on my preference and prior experiences, Shy is a bit overrated. I had two dreams just to make sure. The best way to describe my dreams is average. That's the word that keeps popping up in my head. Now don't get me wrong, you won't have a terrible time with Shy, nor will you feel like you wasted your coins. It's just not anything mind blowing. The BBBJ is nice, but that backside in my opinion is not as glorious as the previous monger described and her CG skills are about as average as they come. Just wanted to add a different perspective of my dreams before waking up. As always, YMMV.

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But people her love and rave about them. Guess you can get your milk fix.

[QUOTE=Fsugrad;2604064]Harvey thanks for the response and they do look not so bad for older women, but I prefer younger.[/QUOTE]

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I used to beat off to her so much I knew this ad was fake in about 3 seconds.

Seen her this morning can't fine the ad she the bbw who post the big booty but no face pic she is legitimate CBJ was pretty good lots of dt she has her nipples pussy and stomach Pierce if you like that type of thing nothing else to say I would do it again for bbj that's it keep it safe labor day weekend.

[QUOTE=KatanaBlade;2604123]Good evening fellow mongers. I recently relocated here to Orlando and have been carefully reading the entries of this literary club in an effort to monger safely in an unknown city. So far it's been just ok as I try to take things a little slow. I'm still doing my research trying to figure out what "the quadrant" is, but I've finally been able to locate the correct side of Orange Blossom Trail. The more I learn the city and the more I RTFF, then the more comfortable I will become, the more mongering I will enjoy, and the more reviews I will post to help my fellow mongers.

One thing that I can already say has turned me off is the ridiculous pricing of some of these providers. On my first two calls ever to two separate BP providers in the I-drive area, both quoted me 120 mario coins for a QV. I laughed and disconnected the calls. The most amazing thing I've come to learn in this hobby is how insane and wide the cost range of p*ssy is. As low as $20 to as high as whatever the SP wants to charge since some mongers will pay anything requested. I will never criticize a man for how he decides to spend his mario coins, because after all, they are HIS mario coins. But I have to admit, some of what I've seen spent on this board has floored me. Really makes me want to PM some of you and ask if your place of employment is hiring. But anyway, on to my first contribution.

I have dreamed of Shy twice now. Let me just say this in a nutshell, always remember that when mongers are writing reviews, the authenticity of the review will be based on a monger's preference and his prior experiences, whether consciously or subconsciously. With that said, based on my preference and prior experiences, Shy is a bit overrated. I had two dreams just to make sure. The best way to describe my dreams is average. That's the word that keeps popping up in my head. Now don't get me wrong, you won't have a terrible time with Shy, nor will you feel like you wasted your coins. It's just not anything mind blowing. The BBBJ is nice, but that backside in my opinion is not as glorious as the previous monger described and her CG skills are about as average as they come. Just wanted to add a different perspective of my dreams before waking up. As always, YMMV.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shy70100-hhhr-unrushed-specials/12722147[/URL][/QUOTE]So um that would be me your critique was addressed to. I absolutely agree with you that a monger's review will be based on his own preference. But I think you took some judicial liberty with my dream and I would appreciate a little more precision in any critique if one is going to take the effort to do so. First off, I provided a qualifier at the end. A test drive around the road course will set you back 70 in terms of Mario tokens. Many rides are more, many much more, and those that are less usually require you to provide your own car for the experience. Some of us are skittish and don't necessarily enjoy a test ride in their own vehicle. The context of the review should be viewed from the prism of 70 tokens for the test drive. It is all relative. I didn't drive a Porsche which might have set me back 150 or 200 tokens. It was an economy ride and should be viewed in that context. And for those tokens, it is refreshing to get behind the wheel of an unknown vehicle and immediately feel comfortable like hooking up with an old girlfriend. Also, when the wheel is one with you and takes your input well, it's an added plus. And when the vehicle is willing to take your oral input cause it has "active response Siri" and allow you to drive deep into the turn hard and take every inch of your input without any glove impeding the the driver response; it's an added bonus. As to the back end, while you may not consider it glorious, neither did I. I think my dream described it as a tall gear, as in big and bouncy. A bit soft as in cushion, which may not be a rock hard rear as some prefer, but others want the rear to slide out a bit for the overall enjoyment of a natural rear end that allows you to counter steer and bring your vehicle back in align without all the weight reduction that some of the more expensive vehicles tout. Hardlly glorious as you as you describe my input. Did I mention only 70 Mario tokens to drive a non Porsche. Yeah, I did. Not being a white night, but if your going to counter my road review, at least be a little more accurate in terms of the content and context in which I presented it. In the end, the ultimate test is whether your willing to go back to the track for a second ride. You Sir were. I'm out. FH69. P.S. It's all good Katanablade. I was just venting a little and in the end I stand by my first comment, your right, a monger's review will be based on his own preference.

I saw this young lady with the recommendation of another SM on here. I thought that she was a UTR host. I have since discovered that she is actually a BP girl. She has one of the best bodies that I have seen a young tight body with cute pink nipples. I must say that her teeth needed some work. The time that I dreamed about her she did not have any covers so I just did a half hour of body exploration. When you are my age that can sometimes be enough, I examined her from every angle. Oh, I forgot to mention that she has a brush. She said that she keeps it because of her size and young appearance so that she doesn't look too young. Although it was covered with a Bush in my dream I could still tell that it was an inviting spot. I have been thinking of getting my own covers just in case and make another appointment.

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If you care.

Set-up a dream with Jada. 2-3 call & text system. Arrive at the location by the airport and walk up the stairs as she said she will meet me outside. Bunch of stuff in between, cut to the chase.

1. The girl in the pic is fake; the one that opened the door was fat or for some on the heavier side but fugly; hence I declined.

2. Was offered another girl on the way out who is also on the heavier side (that I saw as I was going to the door before) that could have worked out but then she said she gone. Fishy??

3. Stayed around for a bit to my surprise (not really) walks back into the room with management. AA and another dude.

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YMMV but I declined to partake. Stay sage Gents!

Be Safe.

Kev.

P.S.: why I went to see her? He pictures looked very similar or rather thought was another JADA I saw half a dozen times over a year ago.

Amanda is back. Said it was ok to post her BP digits. [URL]http://evilempire.com/954-639-6116[/URL] call her.

[QUOTE=IAmTheOnly1;2606006]I saw this young lady with the recommendation of another SM on here. I thought that she was a UTR host. I have since discovered that she is actually a BP girl. She has one of the best bodies that I have seen a young tight body with cute pink nipples. I must say that her teeth needed some work. The time that I dreamed about her she did not have any covers so I just did a half hour of body exploration. When you are my age that can sometimes be enough, I examined her from every angle. Oh, I forgot to mention that she has a brush. She said that she keeps it because of her size and young appearance so that she doesn't look too young. Although it was covered with a Bush in my dream I could still tell that it was an inviting spot. I have been thinking of getting my own covers just in case and make another appointment.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-sweetest-thing/13364431[/URL][/QUOTE]What was the damage for the 30 min?? Thanks.

Shy is not the best ever, just good reliable service for under 3 digits. Safe, no management, no drama. Several better looking providers but then more Mario coin.

Some are way out there. I no longer go with SW at Level 1, I met Uncle 33, that's no fun. Shy at. 8 my Level 2. The Cinci spinner is Level 3, along with the babe who has own house in Deland, 1. 5-1. 8. A couple who are no longer here are my Level 4, 2-2. 25. Level 5 and above is for people who have more to spend than I.

YD.

[QUOTE=KatanaBlade;2604123]Good evening fellow mongers. I recently relocated here to Orlando and have been carefully reading the entries of this literary club in an effort to monger safely in an unknown city. So far it's been just ok as I try to take things a little slow. I'm still doing my research trying to figure out what "the quadrant" is, but I've finally been able to locate the correct side of Orange Blossom Trail. The more I learn the city and the more I RTFF, then the more comfortable I will become, the more mongering I will enjoy, and the more reviews I will post to help my fellow mongers.

One thing that I can already say has turned me off is the ridiculous pricing of some of these providers. On my first two calls ever to two separate BP providers in the I-drive area, both quoted me 120 mario coins for a QV. I laughed and disconnected the calls. The most amazing thing I've come to learn in this hobby is how insane and wide the cost range of p*ssy is. As low as $20 to as high as whatever the SP wants to charge since some mongers will pay anything requested. I will never criticize a man for how he decides to spend his mario coins, because after all, they are HIS mario coins. But I have to admit, some of what I've seen spent on this board has floored me. Really makes me want to PM some of you and ask if your place of employment is hiring. But anyway, on to my first contribution.

I have dreamed of Shy twice now. Let me just say this in a nutshell, always remember that when mongers are writing reviews, the authenticity of the review will be based on a monger's preference and his prior experiences, whether consciously or subconsciously. With that said, based on my preference and prior experiences, Shy is a bit overrated. I had two dreams just to make sure. The best way to describe my dreams is average. That's the word that keeps popping up in my head. Now don't get me wrong, you won't have a terrible time with Shy, nor will you feel like you wasted your coins. It's just not anything mind blowing. The BBBJ is nice, but that backside in my opinion is not as glorious as the previous monger described and her CG skills are about as average as they come. Just wanted to add a different perspective of my dreams before waking up. As always, YMMV.

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[QUOTE=Jonah1;2606246]Amanda is back. Said it was ok to post her BP digits. [URL]http://evilempire.com/954-639-6116[/URL] call her.[/QUOTE]Just going to throw in my 2 cents for what its worth. I saw her a few days ago and I had a good time. Went with the whole hour and used up all my time. She's a sweet girl, but talks too much about her depressing life which is not what I'm there for.

Another TOFTT + new number + same girl + different experience = another sweet dream!

Tried to get together with her earlier this afternoon but her old number didn't work. Then I got an itch later in the evening. Opened up BP, called a couple new numbers, but all smelled fishy and bacon grease. Then there she was! The beautiful, petite blonde spinner with a cute necklace that perfectly compliments her personality got a new ad up. Picked up the phone to schedule an hr and to see if it's her and not uncle LEO. Two call system. When I got there, I checked the bathroom, the door, etc. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then we proceed to the dream I've been missing for weeks.

She was much more accommodating this time around. Things heated up quick as she gives me a soft and sensual BJ. Just what I needed after a long week. That youthful, round, and firm butt got me rock hard in seconds. Then I asked her to come up for a fast 69. After a short while, we changed position and she rode me like no tomorrow. Then k9. Wow. Tight kitty kept gripping and didn't want to let go. The room then literally heated up LOL. We paused to turn down the AC, freshen up in the shower, and back to the race in no time. Not once was time mentioned. She started again with a soft BJ, my boy got up quick, then another ride. I couldn't take it anymore so I put her down, held her tight, and went hard. Blew a good load into the cover and came up for air. Afterwards, we sat down to talk. Would repeat.

Total Damage: 180 + 20 lemon tip.

New number 407 xox5198.

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Hello happy labor day last minute on sat morning only one that was text back was Charlie boobs in winter park she ok in looks service was soso the room was a mess and she was training a new girl that new girl was smoking like a chiminey.

So after the deed was done while I was leaving some other dude was pulling in the driveway and the other girl hide him in the living room I just wanted to get the hell out but Charlie was nice but I will not repeat. M-45.

RJ, got a regular I see who used to whine about life, it's an easy fix tell her "listen life's tough all over I come see you to get away from the drama, if ya want me to come see you stop with the whining it's going to kill your biz" I said that and haven't heard a whine since, once she started and looked at her and she said "sorry know ya don't want to hear that shit" trust me you're actually doing this girl a favor, there are lots of mongers who won't say a word they will just stop seeing a girl who complains about how tough life is, I didn't say it to be mean I was that close to not seeing her anymore but I dug seeing her so I was blunt about it, hell she actually thanked me for being upfront about it said she's hadn't really thought about it before, hope that helps.

[QUOTE=RickJiggles;2606482]Just going to throw in my 2 cents for what its worth. I saw her a few days ago and I had a good time. Went with the whole hour and used up all my time. She's a sweet girl, but talks too much about her depressing life which is not what I'm there for.[/QUOTE]