Lmao. Did he get a senior citizen discount?
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Lmao. Did he get a senior citizen discount?
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Now I have seen everything. But to paraphrase what someone else said, more power to the older dude!
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OK I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet. But maybe my pain might bring you some humor and help you from making the same mistake. A senior member had been gracious enough to give me Morgan's contact information. I was excited about setting an appointment. From his email I copied and paste the phone number into my smart phone to text Morgan. As instructed by the senior member, I mentioned his screen name & my screen name and said I'd like to set an appointment today. I was surprised I got a return text almost instantly. I thought it was odd that her incall was not at the same location that the senior member had told me. But I thought "what the heck people move around". When I mentioned to her that she had several great reviews, She seemed surprised. Again I thought that was odd but maybe she doesn't read the board. As you probably guessed by now this was not Morgan. Prior to reading the senior members email I was doing research on another provider. For whatever reason the copy and paste kept the old number I was researching. I had accidentally contacted Jennifer. A new provider in town who my research showed did not have enough information for me to feel comfortable scheduling an appointment. I don't blame her for my mistake but she never let on that she was not Morgan into I arrived at her location. Once I figured it out she would not allow me to retrieve my roses and cancel. So I continued the appointment which was the+ to see- at best. I would not recommend. All in all, it could have been much worse. I don't participate in the hobby often and when I do I like to research as much as possible. So when you think of it I really was going in completely blind. Which could have been a disaster! Moral to the story, doublecheck your copy paste and if things feel fishy take a moment to regroup. I hope this helps. I still feel like a dumbass LOL.
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[QUOTE=Tiberious1491;2596018]OK I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet. But maybe my pain might bring you some humor and help you from making the same mistake. A senior member had been gracious enough to give me Morgan's contact information. I was excited about setting an appointment. From his email I copied and paste the phone number into my smart phone to text Morgan. As instructed by the senior member, I mentioned his screen name & my screen name and said I'd like to set an appointment today. I was surprised I got a return text almost instantly. I thought it was odd that her incall was not at the same location that the senior member had told me. But I thought "what the heck people move around". When I mentioned to her that she had several great reviews, She seemed surprised. Again I thought that was odd but maybe she doesn't read the board. As you probably guessed by now this was not Morgan. Prior to reading the senior members email I was doing research on another provider. For whatever reason the copy and paste kept the old number I was researching. I had accidentally contacted Jennifer. A new provider in town who my research showed did not have enough information for me to feel comfortable scheduling an appointment. I don't blame her for my mistake but she never let on that she was not Morgan into I arrived at her location. Once I figured it out she would not allow me to retrieve my roses and cancel. So I continued the appointment which was the+ to see- at best. I would not recommend. All in all, it could have been much worse. I don't participate in the hobby often and when I do I like to research as much as possible. So when you think of it I really was going in completely blind. Which could have been a disaster! Moral to the story, doublecheck your copy paste and if things feel fishy take a moment to regroup. I hope this helps. I still feel like a dumbass LOL.
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That I would call a girl with almost as much pit hair as myself.
Even when I was in Paris a year ago, I am pretty sure that the girls shaved this area.
One of my ATFs this gal is amazing, though her donation went up, so I might not be back as often. But the experience with her is 2nd to none, she really seems into it and seems like she is enjoying it. She is very active and vocal, reminds me of hooking up with an ex.
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Hooked up with the little spinner again, this gal insanely gets me Rock every time. Only worth QV but cff or cmf she can take it, cfs is nice and not a clock watcher. Taller than she looks sexy as hell, will repeat.
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I can not believe that this poor old guy got suckered into this.
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Just arrived in town and what a warm reception. Checked in my place for the tonight and was a little hungry so ran up to the golden arches.
And wow run in to an old friend. Turns out she is some what famous here none other than the Librarian!! Travel here often and first ran into her.
A few months back. So we came back to my temporary place of residency and proceeded to get re-acquainted. She has great oral.
Communication skills and what a grip. Body, booty, and perky little nipples. All this for 60 YES. Turns out I know a couple of your stars here.
I am a rookie reporter on here but a senior hunter. With that being said I am happy to share info for Birmingham play if any of you guys get.
Up my way.
Thanks Orlando.
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Video Gold, Too funny.[/QUOTE]That's the easy way to get noticed by cops, but hey I'll give him props he's that old and still getting his fuck on.
[QUOTE=Jaypno1;2597368]That's the easy way to get noticed by cops, but hey I'll give him props he's that old and still getting his fuck on.[/QUOTE]He is a Marion county Reserve Deputy!
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I discovered that Kylie had changed location to downtown so I had to pull the trigger on this one since she is only 5 min. From my house. Kylie has a great personality and is a really sweet girl with a beautiful face and a long slender spinner body maybe 115 bs. She didn't rush and is good with conversation to get comfortable with each other first. In my dream everything was covered which is ok with girls that are as sexy as she is. She takes direction well and seemed to enjoy what she does. I will put her on my list of girls I will repeat with for sure. If you see her just know that she is safe and has a process to send you through that will make her more comfortable when you see her!
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If anyone has had a dream of before please let us know.[/QUOTE]Pictures are fake, this is an instagram model. She happens to be currently pregnant as well, so don't know who you would run into if you called her.
Well. Heather of Casselberry. I don't really think I need to say it but here goes anyway.
Setup an hour dream for this young lady. Told to call back an hour before standard call system. Called back no answer but eventually got a text with address.
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Anyway. Got to the address given, Bogus BTW, a good 15 minutes early.
Finally got a text back from her telling me to come up. Uh. Wrong address was the reply. 10 min AFTER the appointment she sends me a nasty gram telling me if I am not there in 5 min the appointment is canceled. HAHA.
Finally got a text with the right address. Against my better judgement and reading horror stories. I knocked. Answered the door. She's cute and has a sweet temperament but.
If you are allergic to cats or have a sensitive sniffer. Stay away. Cat box needs to be cleaned and cat hair everywhere. Business end handled. Well sorta. I called for an hour but after getting there was told she only sees new clients for 1/2. Ok.
Upsell of all kinds offered for various menu options and she has a fascination with prostates I think she asked that one 4-5 times. Rub was mediocre at best and happily got out of there a $ shorter than when I went in.