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[QUOTE=LookingHard;1637719]Man if you're not a cop or a stalker you sure are doing a good job of making yourself look like one. I pm'd you and told you about most places two-call process. What's your deal?[/QUOTE]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery!

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver; 1637975]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery![/QUOTE]First, name calling, really? Upon re-reading my post maybe a "LOL" or something would have been more appropriate, I really meant it in jest I don't think you're LE. Also, I checked the time of your post versus my pm and the post was before the pm so you didn't read and and then post for another response (which is what I initially thought). In the future, there is a lag in time that your post go up as a new member and many members have limited opportunity to check, post, and pm so give your questions more time to filter in the future. Good luck and safe hunting. Lastly, when I was new I started going to a few asian massage parlor's to learn the ropes, however most of them around here are all 40ish year old women.

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver; 1637975]So, as I got tired of waiting from a response from anyone, I do appreciate your reply. Guess my other question criss-crossed, before I got yours.

I am not a sr member, just plowing my way thru this stuff. Guarantee that I'm no le, but you may surely want to believe what you want to believe!

It's not rocket surgery![/QUOTE]A question I ask when making the first call to a new location is "what can you tell me about your location, is it a house, apartment or store front". I also ask about sensitive or nosy neighbors and if its safe and if parking is in front or back. How she answers not only can tell you a lot about the location but can give you a better ideal how friendly and helpful she is which translates to how the session might go. That call and question can be made even if your not ready to set an appointment. After all you need to know location before you know how to figure your driving time etc.

[QUOTE=HitnRun;1637966]Meet up, take him there, and introduce him to whom ever is there, and inform them why he is there, and. FUCK THAT. Read the forum for yourself, do your own home work. Or stay home, and jerk off to some gay midget porn. WTF. The info is available. Sorry. I keep forgetting. You can't fix stupid. HNR. SR members are incumbered by idiots, but we press on[/QUOTE]"Encumbered by idiots but carry on" funny Doesn't appear that any pressed you to post. You just took it on your own to post a smart ass reply. Sorry your life is so tough. Prime example of why I don't post here much responses like that from someone who thinks they are special since they are a senior. It really is no big deal to became a senior nor anything to boast about. Treat all posters with some respect might get some good information from more people that way.

What's all this laying around S*t? Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.

For the love of god, man up and go get some pu$$why!

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver;1638922]Lighten-up, francis![/QUOTE]He was trying to help you out.

Why's everyone so touchy?

I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?

[QUOTE=Nobecz;1639310]I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]That "board" is not accurate for Louisville. The place the reviewer is referring to is (was) the stadium and Alana.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1639074]He was trying to help you out.[/QUOTE]Yea. Right!

[QUOTE=Nobecz;1639310]I'm not familiar with "Alana's Relaxation on Floyd. Still open? Thee Alana? Can someone enlighten me?[/QUOTE]Maybe CS could chime in with an update.

Thanks. Some boards have old info I guess.

[QUOTE=Bigtlvr;1639363]That "board" is not accurate for Louisville. The place the reviewer is referring to is (was) the stadium and Alana.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ol Muff Diver;1639461]Yea. Right![/QUOTE]Yea, you'll get lots of help with that attitude.

[QUOTE=Wane9867;1638637]"Encumbered by idiots but carry on" funny Doesn't appear that any pressed you to post. You just took it on your own to post a smart ass reply. Sorry your life is so tough. Prime example of why I don't post here much responses like that from someone who thinks they are special since they are a senior. It really is no big deal to became a senior nor anything to boast about. Treat all posters with some respect might get some good information from more people that way.[/QUOTE]Pressed to post, by the lack of reading the forum, to get info that already exists. Respect is earned, not given where I come from. I'm not special for being a senior member, its because I read, and don't ask for info that already exists. This is one of those times, you shouldn't have posted. Unless your donation to the board is a spelling lesson. It really doesn't matter if I make you mad, I'm not trying to get BJ from you, or get some of your pussy. HNR

I thought this was a site to help and give reviews I am from out of town looking for info to make my stay it town a lot more fun I think all you guys need to get laid not sit at your computer picking fights If you would spend half the time reviewing the providers that you guys do bitching this would be a lot better site why should all of us have to read your BS.