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[QUOTE=EricTheReddit;2965597]As always, YMMV and contact the therapist personally to discuss their list of services and prices.[/QUOTE]Heather and I had talked a few months back when she first started posting and was reviewed here. I had lost her number and when the reviews started again was fortunate enough to have her number forwarded to me.

We spoke on the phone and via text last week for a while. She had mentioned that up until last week it had been a while since she had seen someone new. We had discussed rates and a time for getting together and that's when the train jumped the tracks.

The texts and calls I had with her this last week varied from coherent to wasted out of her skull. The conversations were disjointed aND she couldn't remember things from one text to the next. I finally got over to see her and she shows me and then gets under the covers. She asks me to cuddle her. She then says tell me about yourself so I can be comfortable, but she won't ask me any questions.

This goes on for a few minutes and she asks "What do you want?" I answer a "massage" and she says "No. You want something regular for $50 a week! I need to feel comfortable before I have sex. " We never discussed FS and never something regular at half the rate she quoted on the phone. Her voice was wavering, like she had been up for 30 straight hours. I reach up and brush her chest OTC and she jumps out of bed. Goes and grabs a cigarette and comes back to the room. I don't smoke and I wear a shirt and tie to work. I ask her if she can smoke in the other room because of my clothes. She looks me straight in the eye and says "No! I always smoke after sex!" So I'm thinking are we using some other guys baby batter as lube?? I jump up and start to dress and she then states "I smoke when I'm nervous. " Which one is it?

I dressed and left without a word being said.

This was easily the most bizarre meeting I've had. To other posters points she is a lovely woman but I'm afraid the substance is grabbing ahold and won't let go!

Stay safe,

JQP.

[QUOTE=JohnQP313;2965851]....... She looks me straight in the eye and says "No! I always smoke after sex!" So I'm thinking are we using some other guys baby batter as lube?? I jump up and start to dress and she then states "I smoke when I'm nervous. " Which one is it? I dressed and left without a word being said.

This was easily the most bizarre meeting I've had. To other posters points she is a lovely woman but I'm afraid the substance is grabbing ahold and won't let go!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]I can vouch for her smoking. Hate the stench. Anyway, She was lucid the first day we met and at every following meeting except this week. I thought her hyperactive as in ADHD. She was nervous and smoked before and after. The times I saw her were pretty terricfic. Our chemistry was good. Never a time limit. She lost her nervousness by the third session. There were several cancelled appointments over the weeks I saw her. Unfortunately these were cancellations while on her doorstep or a complete no show. Very recently, she has been drastically different. Twice in one week, I made a planned visit and stayed under five minutes. I agree with your assessment of the issue and I can't help. I have no expertize in that area. I'm reluctantly moving on. Sorry about leaving you the batter.

[QUOTE=BigCass;2965805]If this is the same rain in Roch hills I would pass. Ok massage, and she never shuts the hell up. It's all about her and how great she is. The HJ isn't bad, but she's just so fucking annoying it ruins it.[/QUOTE]I concurr yet Nice to look at. There may still be pics on the web. Check under Model Mayhem. If you SEARCH this section of USAsexGuide, you will find a lot of info. All acurate.

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[QUOTE=JohnQP313;2965851]Heather and I had talked a few months back when she first started posting and was reviewed here. I had lost her number and when the reviews started again was fortunate enough to have her number forwarded to me.

We spoke on the phone and via text last week for a while. She had mentioned that up until last week it had been a while since she had seen someone new. We had discussed rates and a time for getting together and that's when the train jumped the tracks.

The texts and calls I had with her this last week varied from coherent to wasted out of her skull. The conversations were disjointed aND she couldn't remember things from one text to the next. I finally got over to see her and she shows me and then gets under the covers. She asks me to cuddle her. She then says tell me about yourself so I can be comfortable, but she won't ask me any questions.

This goes on for a few minutes and she asks "What do you want?" I answer a "massage" and she says "No. You want something regular for $50 a week! I need to feel comfortable before I have sex. " We never discussed FS and never something regular at half the rate she quoted on the phone. Her voice was wavering, like she had been up for 30 straight hours. I reach up and brush her chest OTC and she jumps out of bed. Goes and grabs a cigarette and comes back to the room. I don't smoke and I wear a shirt and tie to work. I ask her if she can smoke in the other room because of my clothes. She looks me straight in the eye and says "No! I always smoke after sex!" So I'm thinking are we using some other guys baby batter as lube?? I jump up and start to dress and she then states "I smoke when I'm nervous. " Which one is it?

I dressed and left without a word being said.

This was easily the most bizarre meeting I've had. To other posters points she is a lovely woman but I'm afraid the substance is grabbing ahold and won't let go!

Stay safe,

JQP.[/QUOTE]I wonder if she goes bareback?

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;2967379]I wonder if she goes bareback?[/QUOTE]I get great GFE with Heather. Nice oily rub then I oil her up and she teases with Nuru action. Nice slow BBBJ with lots of tongue and lips. I have been bareback for maybe 3 minutes in a few positions but she says she's furtile and I cover up. Nice and tight, gets into it. A couple pops per session, no rush at all. My ATF. She can be dingy but she gets it done.

[QUOTE=ContinentalMan;2967379]I wonder if she goes bareback?[/QUOTE]I don't wonder. Anymore. Be careful.

[QUOTE=Cmaddo95;2967393]I get great GFE with Heather. Nice oily rub then I oil her up and she teases with Nuru action. Nice slow BBBJ with lots of tongue and lips. I have been bareback for maybe 3 minutes in a few positions but she says she's furtile and I cover up. Nice and tight, gets into it. A couple pops per session, no rush at all. My ATF. She can be dingy but she gets it done.[/QUOTE]This is so odd. In a dozen trips, I never once even saw a bottle of oil. Too busy trying to impregnate her to bother with a massage.

What oil?

I get great GFE with Heather. Nice oily rub then I oil her up and she teases with Nuru action. Nice slow BBBJ with lots of tongue and lips. I have been bareback for maybe 3 minutes in a few positions but she says she's furtile and I cover up. Nice and tight, gets into it. A couple pops per session, no rush at all. My ATF. She can be dingy but she gets it done.

This is so odd. In a dozen trips, I never once even saw a bottle of oil. Too busy trying to impregnate her to bother with a massage.

Lazarus II.

Quote Originally Posted by ContinentalMan.

I wonder if she goes bareback?

I don't wonder. Anymore. Be careful.

What is that old G I Joe saying about "knowing is half the battle. ".

Nice to see CMA is back and posting.

There is a funny cartoon about a bunch of pregnant ladies inside a doctors waiting area and the receptionist goes to the doctor and says hey remember about nine months about when you had that mid-life crisis and had a lot of unprotected sex with many partners.

The look on the man's face is priceless.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2967477]I don't wonder. Anymore. Be careful.[/QUOTE]I won't wonder either.

Been seeing this one posting for a bit. Wanting to bite but not sure if worth the downriver hike. Anyone got any info on this one?

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Anyone have the pleasure of seeing Gyulia at her apartment on Seward, near the Lodge? Works for a very large Chiropractic firm, and another PT job and at home. Well trained in massage. Deep tissue is all she knows (well seemingly).

So heather's blown me off a few times in the last months. She emailed me out of the blue and sent me her number 248-302-3* I was flirting with her thru out the week I didn't really thinking anything come of it. She had forgotten my name a few times given me this sob story she need cash because the latch on her van open up and 300 dollars plus of grocery fell out all this crap. So I asked her to call so we can discuss the mutual agreement. She tell me she can't call because she got hit by a drunk driver and it took out the speaker on her phone. So there's my red flag but I seen all these reviews about her on this forum. With this many reviews she can't be bad right! Wrong!. So said she had me in her email system and I had a b-day coming up. An I told her that was correct. She tells me well ill make you a very happy man on Wednesday night. I asked her what she meant. She refused to clarify fine whatever. So she tease me send me picture all this stuff. So we make plans for Wednesday night told her I wanted an hour of everything possible quotes me $ for the hours says it a little birthday gift. Fine cool. So I'm leaving work at 10:30 got home shower she text me at 11 says she has to cancel her roommate showed up and we wouldn't have our privacy. I tell her I don't mind if you don't. She said she didn't. Then stop texting me altogether. That was the end of that. So Thursday afternoon she text me apologizing. I decide to give her one more chance. So I get home that night text her at 11 ask if we are still on she says yes come on over. So I head on over to this trailer park in Madison heights. It goes to a dead end she tell me to text her when I get there. I make sure the back of my cars is against the wall just encase something happens and I can just take off. I text her she says just come into the trailer doors wide open. I can't see shit so I asked her to come get me. An refuses I told her I'm taking off I can't see anything. So my little head is thinking I get out of the car start looking for this door. It was barely open I walk in. So the picture are sort of accurate she very skinny very petite in the picture she actually look a lot healthier. So we discussed an outfit earlier in the day. An she said she wear one. All I saw was some sweat pants and a t-shirt so sort of a turn off. But what did it for me was she didn't greet me didn't even say hello completely forgot my name and the arrangement. Just says I need $$ for the sitter to leave. I say really $$ for the sitter to leave that an expensive sitter. I said you know we agreed on a $ for the hour. She look at me and said I'd never agree to that. I showed her the text and immediately she became colder and a bigger ***** then she already was. To top it off she told me no one would be there we'd have our privacy. Her room was dimly lite sort of a mess smelt of smoke and was smoking already. But overall I knew it be a bad experience because of her attitude as it was. So I left.

[QUOTE=GermanGemini28;2967809]So heather's blown me off a few times in the last months. She emailed me out of the blue and sent me her number 248-302-3* I was flirting with her thru out the week I didn't really thinking anything come of it. She had forgotten my name a few times given me this sob story she need cash because the latch on her van open up and 300 dollars plus of grocery fell out all this crap. So I asked her to call so we can discuss the mutual agreement. She tell me she can't call because she got hit by a drunk driver and it took out the speaker on her phone. So there's my red flag but I seen all these reviews about her on this forum. With this many reviews she can't be bad right! Wrong!. So said she had me in her email system and I had a b-day coming up. An I told her that was correct. She tells me well ill make you a very happy man on Wednesday night. I asked her what she meant. She refused to clarify fine whatever. So she tease me send me picture all this stuff. So we make plans for Wednesday night told her I wanted an hour of everything possible quotes me $ for the hours says it a little birthday gift. Fine cool. So I'm leaving work at 10:30 got home shower she text me at 11 says she has to cancel her roommate showed up and we wouldn't have our privacy. I tell her I don't mind if you don't. She said she didn't. Then stop texting me altogether. That was the end of that. So Thursday afternoon she text me apologizing. I decide to give her one more chance. So I get home that night text her at 11 ask if we are still on she says yes come on over. So I head on over to this trailer park in Madison heights. It goes to a dead end she tell me to text her when I get there. I make sure the back of my cars is against the wall just encase something happens and I can just take off. I text her she says just come into the trailer doors wide open. I can't see shit so I asked her to come get me. An refuses I told her I'm taking off I can't see anything. So my little head is thinking I get out of the car start looking for this door. It was barely open I walk in. So the picture are sort of accurate she very skinny very petite in the picture she actually look a lot healthier. So we discussed an outfit earlier in the day. An she said she wear one. All I saw was some sweat pants and a t-shirt so sort of a turn off. But what did it for me was she didn't greet me didn't even say hello completely forgot my name and the arrangement. Just says I need $$ for the sitter to leave. I say really $$ for the sitter to leave that an expensive sitter. I said you know we agreed on a $ for the hour. She look at me and said I'd never agree to that. I showed her the text and immediately she became colder and a bigger ***** then she already was. To top it off she told me no one would be there we'd have our privacy. Her room was dimly lite sort of a mess smelt of smoke and was smoking already. But overall I knew it be a bad experience because of her attitude as it was. So I left.[/QUOTE]She is a loose cannon. For me, it took a month of "Oh did you mean pm?" after grilling me why I wasn't there at 10 am She even broke down crying, saying she bought me a gift. We finally got together, and sure enough, there was the gift of macadamia nuts. She will not discuss business through texting. "Just come over and hangout. " It was really a great experience when we finally met, but am very leery about getting the same performance when she's this loopy. Kind of like Faith SCS. I don't mind spending my hard earned stuff, but consistency has to be there for me to come again. No pun intended.

[QUOTE=SocialAveng313;2967908]She is a loose cannon. For me, it took a month of "Oh did you mean pm?" after grilling me why I wasn't there at 10 am She even broke down crying, saying she bought me a gift. We finally got together, and sure enough, there was the gift of macadamia nuts. She will not discuss business through texting. "Just come over and hangout. " It was really a great experience when we finally met, but am very leery about getting the same performance when she's this loopy. Kind of like Faith SCS. I don't mind spending my hard earned stuff, but consistency has to be there for me to come again. No pun intended.[/QUOTE]The title of this post of mine is a quote from Heather, one of many non -sequiturs in her hail storm of texts. Ever try to keep up with 3 emails per minute (one liners) while you are also texting using [URL]Hushed.com[/URL] on two lines. Exhausting friends, exhausting. Did I mention no punctuation and no proof reading. Time for an aspirin.

I'll disagree that there is any comparison to be made to Faith. She was amazing in my last visit. I sense she will repeat. I'm hoping. One last thing, she (HH) regifted my nuts.

[QUOTE=LazarusII;2967958]The title of this post of mine is a quote from Heather, one of many non -sequiturs in her hail storm of texts. Ever try to keep up with 3 emails per minute (one liners) while you are also texting using [URL]Hushed.com[/URL] on two lines. Exhausting friends, exhausting. Did I mention no punctuation and no proof reading. Time for an aspirin.

I'll disagree that there is any comparison to be made to Faith. She was amazing in my last visit. I sense she will repeat. I'm hoping. One last thing, she (HH) regifted my nuts.[/QUOTE]Are you for real? Trust me, the nuts stayed in the can. I'll try Faith again. What the heck. Put a good word in for me.