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I know I am dating myself but honestly I have not seen a chick in a Budweiser bikini since the 70's!

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[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2252418]Here's one who was on most guys "avoid" list for ages. She was once a BP regular and her name escapes me- she once lived in Cardinal Vally. Had a sister in the business who could also be pretty useless. Anyway- looks like she is back but not showing her face (I suspect because of her reputation). Somebody help me out with her old name- it's driving me nuts.

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Google her number and you can see some face pics from August- I know many here know who I am talking about.[/QUOTE]I think she went by Savannah she used to double up with Brittany.

[QUOTE=HoleNone;2252177]I'm kinda of new to the scene, so bear with me. I've just recently visited Brittany. She is a little difficult to get a hold of; but once I did, It was easy setting up the call. She is definitely the girl in the pics and she is very good looking. Everything was covered which is fine for me. She was clean, but she is a smoker (not during the call). She is very skilled and knows what she is doing. The session was non-rushed. As far as being in and out of jail, she did say she had been away for awhile, but didn't mention what it is for. I do recommend seeing her.[/QUOTE]Seems like you got lucky with this one. She has been nothing but trouble for several. Of course YMMV unless you are a provider posting a review of yourself.

[QUOTE=CashBubba;2252437]I know I am dating myself but honestly I have not seen a chick in a Budweiser bikini since the 70's!

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[ATTACH=CONFIG]349505[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]Maybe she is trying to appeal to us old timers.

[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2252414]Yes. That's the Brittany who's been in and out of jail- lets just say she has some bad habits. Use to also go by Brit-Brat. NIce looking girl but just a real pain in thr butt. Unreliable and has been know to provide lack-luster service.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the information. That is reason enough to stay away.

[QUOTE=CashBubba;2252438]I think she went by Savannah she used to double up with Brittany.[/QUOTE]Yes Rondo and Bubba- you are correct. She once went by Savannah and operated over on Oxford Circle. I remember going to see her long ago and her lesbian girlfriend wouldn't let us do our thing. Lit up Savannah's phone- knocked on the door- just a terrible experience. SAvannah was bad enough experience WITHOUT the distractions. Really liked to rush and try to up sell.

[QUOTE=RuffianDick;2252621]Maybe she is trying to appeal to us old timers.[/QUOTE]Don't know if anyone here remembers this but in the early 70's when I was a kid there used to be boat races on Lake Cumberland. The little hydroplane types that were so lite if they weren't moving the boat would sink due to how lite the boat was compared to the engine. That is when and where I saw chicks in the Budweiser bikinis and the fact that I was busting through puberty at that time is why those bikinis etched themselves in my brain.

Just don't think I want to see a chick that was wearing them back then today.

Really?! I mean come on. Really?

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[QUOTE=Dwnrrth;2252877]Really?! I mean come on. Really?

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Theres been alot posted on her in the streetwalker forum but she's on BP also. Had a few dreams with her. Above average looks petite type late 20's. Smart and nice girl great attitude overall. Performance was mechanical but that's normal. Her rates are great also. Don't know about her incall location I did an outcall. She buys phone minutes so if you can't contact her try later and don't send a ton of texts for her sake. Overall one of the better girls on BP IMO.

Dreamed of Peace last week, and it was basically identical to what Pickle and Lexiboy said. I found her to be a very attractive lady (early 40-ish? Very good at what she does, highly reasonable in terms of her donation, incall location as described. Notes: 1. I should have inquired about her five-minute rate (See above: very good at what she does). 2. Pay no attention to the rustling in the closet. It's a hamster (or a well-mannered voyeur). 3. The lady knows her cooking. Gave me 3-4 ideas in the after-the-deed time that I hadn't thought of. No issues, no concerns, a very comfortable feel. I can't really speak to the S&M business. It's not my thing, and it didn't come up.

Be safe,

RW.

Some guy reported in Topix that BP Ambre and her boyfriend / pimp robbed him yesterday. Pics look somewhat like Aleeia Love, but I wouldn't know.

This scam is going to end really badly for them some day.

Be safe,

RW.

You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

But anyway, I digress. Back to my marketing analogy (and not meaning to pick on anyone in particular) I will quote some of Kyley's recent ad and compare it to my experiences with her.

Kyley often describes herself as "your Barbie Doll". Now sure, Barbies conger up a lot of different images but the only way this is true in this case is if she means she is a lifeless piece of plastic. In her ad she states (Wish I could just copy and paste but Jackson would not tolerate her use of all caps!) "I am a fun talented ex-dancer and know how to show you a good time. Come and enjoy the delights of my charm and exotic campionship" Now in my experience (I've seen her twice) this is what she offered. No (none, zero, zilch) oral- covered or otherwise, one position (mish) which she pretty much laid there like a dead fish. Perhaps her "talent" is playing dead. Perhaps she does indeed "know how to show a good time" but choses not too. Exotic? Maybe as a blonde in Japan but we are not in Japan. Her one redeeming quality I think- perhaps two- is that she does use her own photos and two she does have (or at least did) a fairly tight little vag. I'm sure some here may be wondering why I went back for seconds. I guess I'd say bad judgement and some unusual (for me) optimism. I had thought that maybe I had caught her on a bad day the first time and hey- if worse came to worse I'd at least get to pound a tight little hole for a minute. But enough on Kyley.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?

[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2254479]You know how when you goto a fast food place and you look up on the menu board and order something? Then you get your order and it is nothing like you saw on the order board. I was thinking about that in relation to the ad's we constantly see on Backpage. I know I've come to expect just about anything when showing up to see a provider I've never seen before. I've stuck by my zero tolerance for bait and switch and as a result I've only actually "seen" 40% of the last 10 I visited. Of that 40% one was pleasantly not only the one in the pics but actually a little better looking.

But anyway, I digress. Back to my marketing analogy (and not meaning to pick on anyone in particular) I will quote some of Kyley's recent ad and compare it to my experiences with her.

Kyley often describes herself as "your Barbie Doll". Now sure, Barbies conger up a lot of different images but the only way this is true in this case is if she means she is a lifeless piece of plastic. In her ad she states (Wish I could just copy and paste but Jackson would not tolerate her use of all caps!) "I am a fun talented ex-dancer and know how to show you a good time. Come and enjoy the delights of my charm and exotic campionship" Now in my experience (I've seen her twice) this is what she offered. No (none, zero, zilch) oral- covered or otherwise, one position (mish) which she pretty much laid there like a dead fish. Perhaps her "talent" is playing dead. Perhaps she does indeed "know how to show a good time" but choses not too. Exotic? Maybe as a blonde in Japan but we are not in Japan. Her one redeeming quality I think- perhaps two- is that she does use her own photos and two she does have (or at least did) a fairly tight little vag. I'm sure some here may be wondering why I went back for seconds. I guess I'd say bad judgement and some unusual (for me) optimism. I had thought that maybe I had caught her on a bad day the first time and hey- if worse came to worse I'd at least get to pound a tight little hole for a minute. But enough on Kyley.

I guess if they were completely honest the ad's would read something like this.

Addict needs some cash. Half of these photos are really me- before me and Tyrone had two beautiful little monsters (who my mom keeps now due to the court saying I am unfit). Not all of the money I want is for drugs- some is for Tyreece my new man (Tyrone left me for another ho). Anyway, I'm willing to sell you an hour but we all know NOBODY lasts that long- please be done in fifteen minutes- if not I'm going to complain you're hurting me (though Tyrone and Tyreece were twice your size.) After we finish why don't you throw me a little extra cash- Tyreece likes living large and it's really hard to keep him happy. Don't call from a blocked number, but regardless I may or may not answer. If I do answer don't believe anything I tell you- it's only a ruse to get you here. Once we do begin to set things up if I say I'll be ready in 30 minutes give me at least 90- I mean hell, your time means nothing to me. If I don't answer after you drove across town please don't continually light up my phone with your incessant calls- can't you tell I'm busy? Anyway- if we do happen to get together I hope you'll keep coming back (I'll call to remind you I'm here and available when I need my next fix) Please don't come to often, Tyreece might think something's up and I just can't afford to lose him.

I dunno, who'd respond to that ad?[/QUOTE]So very true. My take would be you just figure out what's important to you in a girl and look for that. If your into looks and a tight vag then you may not care if Kyley looks like she could be doing her taxes when your doing your session. If your after a girl who acts interested she's probably not your best choice. And I also learned quick its rarely ever worth paying for an hour. I would say 80 percent of the girls won't give you a full hour and another 10 percent will try and rush you every way possible or won't make the full hour worth it. If your thinking an hour might be worth it then schedule 30 mins and if you think you want to stay another 30 pay for it then. As far as not answering the more messed up a girl is the more your going to see that. If you see a girl on BP everyday then she's working nonstop and if another guy calls who can be there in 15 min and your 30 min away your going to end up waiting. Also they are hustling, seeing dealers, getting calls, passing out, ect. So if you want reliable find the girls who arent on BP alot and arent working much or arent major addicts. But great post man I enjoyed it.

Just browsing, been too broke recently to hobby. Katrina from recent BP. Hmm. Thought, not bad. Hollister picture. Check it out. A see-section scar is not a problem, however huge track mark in left elbow crease is a warning sign like a lighthouse to weary mariners. Being as selfless as she probably is, I'd bet she donates plasma on her BP days off. Hahahah.

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Saw her several months ago and had a horrible time. She was definately on some kind of upper (meth or adderal) and the room smelled like smoke. Her services were also very mechanical. Would not repeat and would not recommend. Just my. 02.

[QUOTE=BaserX;2254728]Just browsing, been too broke recently to hobby. Katrina from recent BP. Hmm. Thought, not bad. Hollister picture. Check it out. A see-section scar is not a problem, however huge track mark in left elbow crease is a warning sign like a lighthouse to weary mariners. Being as selfless as she probably is, I'd bet she donates plasma on her BP days off. Hahahah.[/QUOTE]I saw the same thing but my laughter was over her using the alias Katrina when she has Katelyn tattooed in Size 32 font across her back.

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This one. Kandy is a cash and dasher. Her number is 859-550-9777 and this is her ad-.

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She formerly used the phone number 706-639-5209 and went by Amber. She is one to avoid- which is a bummer cause she's decent looking.

Ever notice the girls that have been in the business never get older? I mean Eternity ahs been in the biz 2 plus years and she is still 27 ! (not to pick on her per say as she is a proven commodity, but you would think they would change their age.

[QUOTE=Jimtheponyman;2255469]Ever notice the girls that have been in the business never get older? I mean Eternity ahs been in the biz 2 plus years and she is still 27 ! (not to pick on her per say as she is a proven commodity, but you would think they would change their age.[/QUOTE]Maybe the fountain of youth was made of semen? That would explain it.

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Excellent oral skills and very easy to get along with. Her prices are very reasonable and I highly recommend this lady. I've repeated several times and can't say enough nice things about this woman.

But because I'm a sucker for redheads, I'll ask if anyone has any intel.

Detroit area number; pics come back clean from tineye.

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[QUOTE=GrittyB;2256398]But because I'm a sucker for redheads, I'll ask if anyone has any intel.

Detroit area number; pics come back clean from tineye.

[URL]http://lexington.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-stones-hot-oil-massage-great-massage-150-hour-relax-sensual-scarlet-29/7610514[/URL][/QUOTE]Further research turns up enough to say no thanks.

But, feel free to prove me wrong.

[QUOTE=GrittyB;2256473]Further research turns up enough to say no thanks.

But, feel free to prove me wrong.[/QUOTE]I was going to say, I will bet you $100 vs 2 donuts, that won't be the woman you actually meet. I hate the bait and switch so bad.

I have seen here also and you are right her oral skills are great.

Enjoyed that nice rack too.

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Excellent oral skills and very easy to get along with. Her prices are very reasonable and I highly recommend this lady. I've repeated several times and can't say enough nice things about this woman.[/QUOTE]

Ole bareback crazy eyes is back.

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She offered me BB Greek via text before I texted her whether or not I would see her. With the BB Greek offer I said NO!

[QUOTE=CashBubba;2256898]Ole bareback crazy eyes is back.

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She offered me BB Greek via text before I texted her whether or not I would see her. With the BB Greek offer I said NO![/QUOTE]Looks like Walter Goggins character on Sons of Anarchy, Venus Van Dam. [URL]http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/10/16/sons-of-anarchy/16-soa-10.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg[/URL].

[QUOTE=GrittyB;2256969]Looks like Walter Goggins character on Sons of Anarchy, Venus Van Dam. [URL]http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/10/16/sons-of-anarchy/16-soa-10.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg[/URL].[/QUOTE]Damn- you hit the nail on the head with that one.

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Excellent oral skills and very easy to get along with. Her prices are very reasonable and I highly recommend this lady. I've repeated several times and can't say enough nice things about this woman.[/QUOTE]Had a dream with her today and she was fantastic. A very comfortable non-rushed experience. No clock watching at all. Non smoking and no drug use. Excellent oral skills.

Had to go on a business trip to Lexington, and had some time to kill so I decided to browse the BackPage. As some of you already know I'm into latinas so I was happy to find this Dominican. She took her time giving me a very long BJ. When I asked her why she took so long, she said that her p*ssy is so tight that she needs to get it rock hard. When we were ready she got on top and slid me in. I couldn't believe how tight she was. I have f*cked many girls in the at ss and her p*ssy was tighter than most of their at sses. This girl is so willing to please, that any position I asked was not off limits. I will definitely repeat, and can't wait to do so. The only bad thing is, she doesn't cum to Louisville. Here is her ad:

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Bud96.

[QUOTE=Bud96;2257611]Had to go on a business trip to Lexington, and had some time to kill so I decided to browse the BackPage. As some of you already know I'm into latinas so I was happy to find this Dominican. She took her time giving me a very long BJ. When I asked her why she took so long, she said that her p*ssy is so tight that she needs to get it rock hard. When we were ready she got on top and slid me in. I couldn't believe how tight she was. I have f*cked many girls in the at ss and her p*ssy was tighter than most of their at sses. This girl is so willing to please, that any position I asked was not off limits. I will definitely repeat, and can't wait to do so. The only bad thing is, she doesn't cum to Louisville. Here is her ad:

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Bud96.[/QUOTE]Is the girl you saw really the one in the photos and are they accurate as to how she looks now?

[QUOTE=Bud96;2257611]Had to go on a business trip to Lexington, and had some time to kill so I decided to browse the BackPage. As some of you already know I'm into latinas so I was happy to find this Dominican. She took her time giving me a very long BJ. When I asked her why she took so long, she said that her p*ssy is so tight that she needs to get it rock hard. When we were ready she got on top and slid me in. I couldn't believe how tight she was. I have f*cked many girls in the at ss and her p*ssy was tighter than most of their at sses. This girl is so willing to please, that any position I asked was not off limits. I will definitely repeat, and can't wait to do so. The only bad thing is, she doesn't cum to Louisville. Here is her ad:

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Bud96.[/QUOTE]That's a very interesting review as Tineye returns a ton of hits. Hmmmmmmm.

Had to take a second look at this one. Unfortunately Tineye came up with 51 hits on one pic and 81 hits on another. Pretty good indicator to pass her on by.

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I noticed she pops us every two weeks or so. Anyone been with her?

Has anyone seen her lately? Reviews are mixed. Sounds like she has some issues. Is she someone to stay away from?

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I noticed she pops us every two weeks or so. Anyone been with her?[/QUOTE]Imo she's the hottest girl on BP. There's reviews on her but in summary she's real cute but isn't always enthusiastic about her work. I had some great sessions with her and some ok ones but most of the time she won't stay thru a Long session. I paid for an hour before and she showed up late and left early. She is girl in pics though and won't cash and dash but just pay for a half hour and BTW everything is covered fwiw.

Save your money! She puts in a good effort but the site for sure effects the outcome if you know what I mean. She looks like she sounds and Place is SUPER smoky. No body grooming to be had either and she has a really bad attitude IMO.

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Your experience and my experience were completely different.

1. She isn't the girl in the pictures but she is a pretty girl (darker and lots of tattoos).

2. She left a bloody tissue in the toilet.

3. That room had to be 100 degrees.

4. She watches the clock- she mentioned how much times was left at least twice and we had a difference of opinion when things started.

There was no riding in every position for me and her panties never came off (I'm guessing because of number 2).

She is all business- no GFE in my dream.

I won't be seeing her in my dreams any more- I'm glad you had a good dream.

[QUOTE=Bud96;2257611]Had to go on a business trip to Lexington, and had some time to kill so I decided to browse the BackPage. As some of you already know I'm into latinas so I was happy to find this Dominican. She took her time giving me a very long BJ. When I asked her why she took so long, she said that her p*ssy is so tight that she needs to get it rock hard. When we were ready she got on top and slid me in. I couldn't believe how tight she was. I have f*cked many girls in the at ss and her p*ssy was tighter than most of their at sses. This girl is so willing to please, that any position I asked was not off limits. I will definitely repeat, and can't wait to do so. The only bad thing is, she doesn't cum to Louisville. Here is her ad:

[URL]http://kentucky.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/freaky-girlfreaky-delicious-dominican-caramel-princess-love-thank-me-later/6642528[/URL]

Bud96.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mrc68;2258743]Imo she's the hottest girl on BP. There's reviews on her but in summary she's real cute but isn't always enthusiastic about her work. I had some great sessions with her and some ok ones but most of the time she won't stay thru a Long session. I paid for an hour before and she showed up late and left early. She is girl in pics though and won't cash and dash but just pay for a half hour and BTW everything is covered fwiw.[/QUOTE]From some of the reviews I have read it sounds like she is not cash and dash but pretty close. Especially if you pay for a hour and get 40 min. I wonder if the bad attitude and skipping out early is drug related. I would rather be with a girl that has a good attitude, not rushed and not the hottestgirl on BP than someone like her. There are too many out there that seem to enjoy what they are doing and have good attitudes.

[QUOTE=Mrc68;2258743]Imo she's the hottest girl on BP. There's reviews on her but in summary she's real cute but isn't always enthusiastic about her work. I had some great sessions with her and some ok ones but most of the time she won't stay thru a Long session. I paid for an hour before and she showed up late and left early. She is girl in pics though and won't cash and dash but just pay for a half hour and BTW everything is covered fwiw.[/QUOTE]I've had good times with her but it has been awhile. She has an amazing body if you like them long and thin.