Strip Club Reports

So, due to work and other restrictions, my outings are usually restricted to Saturday afternoons, and Miss Kitty's is maybe the only one in this area to open at noon on Saturdays. There's normally two dancers; older, saggier, more willing to give the WP handshake, etc. That's ok with me, I'm happy to have a couple of brewskis and fondle some titties and booties, even if they're not premium grade.

I was pleasantly surprised today when Naomi came out to greet the only paying customer (me). I didn't see her coming, and she sat down at the barstool next to me before I saw her walk up. First impression - "small tits, wide hips". I didn't fully appreciate those hips until she took to the stage. That ass was amazing. Round, soft, wide. Absolutely amazing.

She's got some freak in her. Lots of ladies will tell you that their nipples are sensitive; Naomi told me to pinch them as hard as I could. She is ticklish, and prefers to be bitten rather than licked.

I bought her 3 shots and tipped her for two rounds on the stage. She sat on my lap when another dancer took the stage. It ended with a $10 table dance.

Of course, I had to listen to her talk about her whole life situation; to me, that (+80 $) is a small price to pay for 2 hours of me rubbing my hands on her sweet thighs and booty.

The experiences I've had in this club have been dependent on the dancers that are there that day and my personal peccadilloes. I was there a couple of months ago, and wasn't impressed with the talent. Even with my low standards.

Bottom line. This is not a FS club like those a little farther down the road. But I've found, in more one different visit, that there is more than one chickadee there to get a little bit frisky with. YMMV.

[QUOTE=MikeT34;4270808] experiences ... have been dependent on the dancers that are there that day.... YMMV.[/QUOTE]Good point. Do I remember correctly that a guy can take a look at who's at_MK-and-visible before having to pay the cover? If strippers are unattractive with their clothes off, why pay to look at them?.

John.

[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;4271969]Good point. Do I remember correctly that a guy can take a look at who's at_MK-and-visible before having to pay the cover? If strippers are unattractive with their clothes off, why pay to look at them?.

John.[/QUOTE]They will buzz you in and charge you at the bar for cover charge. You can see the stages and the girls before you drop and $. You can use the old "I left my wallet in my car" excuse and don't come back in if the girls are not to your standards.

Good hunting, and stay safe.

[QUOTE=LarksTongue;4272219]You can use the old "I left my wallet in my car" excuse and don't come back in if the girls are not to your standards.....[/QUOTE]Or just say "No thanks" at the pay window. Eventually the manager may realize that his customers don't want to see his dancers with their clothes off.

John.

[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;4272650]Or just say "No thanks" at the pay window. Eventually the manager may realize that his customers don't want to see his dancers with their clothes off.

John.[/QUOTE]Yes there use to be diamonds in the ruff, and they still may have few from time to time. It would go along way to just make it free or a $1. 00 to walk in on a early Sat or Sun. At least before 5:00.

It had been awhile since I've made it out to the strip clubs. I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there during the day in the middle of the week. I ran into a couple decent looking ladies that were coming on for their shift. A lady named Rachel approached and said she wanted to do a private. So we get into the room and she says for a little extra we can go to the VIP section where she will make me cum, guaranteed.

Well damn I took the bait. It wasn't all it should have been. I certainly wasn't safe. And it wasn't all that private. My little guy got what he needed, it was a little rushed. Hindsight that was a little more risky than I'd like to do again. Risky and not safe because their was no protection. Non requested non needed. She was comfortable getting on me and riding me right there.

So that is my story from my latest trip to the east side.

[QUOTE=Waterboy3;4275664]It had been awhile since I've made it out to the strip clubs. I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there during the day in the middle of the week. I ran into a couple decent looking ladies that were coming on for their shift. A lady named Rachel approached and said she wanted to do a private. So we get into the room and she says for a little extra we can go to the VIP section where she will make me cum, guaranteed.

Well damn I took the bait. It wasn't all it should have been. I certainly wasn't safe. And it wasn't all that private. My little guy got what he needed, it was a little rushed. Hindsight that was a little more risky than I'd like to do again. Risky and not safe because their was no protection. Non requested non needed. She was comfortable getting on me and riding me right there.

So that is my story from my latest trip to the east side.[/QUOTE]What was the damage? Somehow I haven't done PTs yet.

[QUOTE=Waterboy3;4275664]It had been awhile since I've made it out to the strip clubs. I thought I'd give it a shot. I was there during the day in the middle of the week. I ran into a couple decent looking ladies that were coming on for their shift. A lady named Rachel approached and said she wanted to do a private. So we get into the room and she says for a little extra we can go to the VIP section where she will make me cum, guaranteed.

Well damn I took the bait. It wasn't all it should have been. I certainly wasn't safe. And it wasn't all that private. My little guy got what he needed, it was a little rushed. Hindsight that was a little more risky than I'd like to do again. Risky and not safe because their was no protection. Non requested non needed. She was comfortable getting on me and riding me right there.

So that is my story from my latest trip to the east side.[/QUOTE]I always bring my own. It saves time and eliminates that delaying tactic of "oh I'll be right back" that they sometimes play. Plus the ones they usually have are like steel belted radials. Get what you like and show up prepared.

Any extras to be had there? I was there on Thursday and saw Elyse. She was a lot of fun but.

Thanks.

Bone.

I've had FS more than a few times at MK. It's been a couple of years since I've been in, though.

[QUOTE=MikeT34;4270808]So, due to work and other restrictions, my outings are usually restricted to Saturday afternoons, and Miss Kitty's is maybe the only one in this area to open at noon on Saturdays. There's normally two dancers; older, saggier, more willing to give the WP handshake, etc. That's ok with me, I'm happy to have a couple of brewskis and fondle some titties and booties, even if they're not premium grade.

I was pleasantly surprised today when Naomi came out to greet the only paying customer (me). I didn't see her coming, and she sat down at the barstool next to me before I saw her walk up. First impression - "small tits, wide hips". I didn't fully appreciate those hips until she took to the stage. That ass was amazing. Round, soft, wide. Absolutely amazing.

She's got some freak in her. Lots of ladies will tell you that their nipples are sensitive; Naomi told me to pinch them as hard as I could. She is ticklish, and prefers to be bitten rather than licked.

I bought her 3 shots and tipped her for two rounds on the stage. She sat on my lap when another dancer took the stage. It ended with a $10 table dance.

Of course, I had to listen to her talk about her whole life situation; to me, that (+80 $) is a small price to pay for 2 hours of me rubbing my hands on her sweet thighs and booty.

The experiences I've had in this club have been dependent on the dancers that are there that day and my personal peccadilloes. I was there a couple of months ago, and wasn't impressed with the talent. Even with my low standards.

Bottom line. This is not a FS club like those a little farther down the road. But I've found, in more one different visit, that there is more than one chickadee there to get a little bit frisky with. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know the girl with the AK47 tattoo on her chest area, looks like she could be a freak but looked zombied out.

After reading the strip club reports about guys getting VIP treatment I decided to try a strip club so I went to Dollies on a Thursday around midnight. The place was seriously depressing. Is it better at other times? The ladies who working when I visited were way past their prime.

[QUOTE=Qrout;4291258]After reading the strip club reports about guys getting VIP treatment I decided to try a strip club so I went to Dollies on a Thursday around midnight. The place was seriously depressing. Is it better at other times? The ladies who working when I visited were way past their prime.[/QUOTE]Haven't been in a month or so but at that time there were 2-3 good looking ladies of the 5 or so there. Most were only interested in playing on their phones and chatting with each other. The one who I got attention from wasn't the best looking there imo but def not bad and made for some inexpensive fun. I was there on a weekday as well I believe.

[QUOTE=Qrout;4291258]After reading the strip club reports about guys getting VIP treatment I decided to try a strip club so I went to Dollies on a Thursday around midnight. The place was seriously depressing. Is it better at other times? The ladies who working when I visited were way past their prime.[/QUOTE]That's Dollies. Afternoon and night. I decided long ago that I wouldn't pay for anything that I wouldn't fuck if it was free. Stopped going there for that reason.

[QUOTE=LebenistKurz;4291410]That's Dollies. Afternoon and night. I decided long ago that I wouldn't pay for anything that I wouldn't fuck if it was free. Stopped going there for that reason.[/QUOTE]I stopped going when Daisy got fired. Man, I miss that girl.