Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CSnow;7503693]Sorry it happened to you dude. I am not going to defend the shop, it's inexcusable. I probably would've walked out but I totally get staying for another hot chick after you drove a long way.

The only thing I can say is that it's not normal for them and I always have gotten the girl I booked. Hope they treat you better next time.

Welcome to the forum. Thank you for contributing with a detailed review. Those of us than can read and write at higher than elementary school level appreciate it. Most reviews end up being 'I come, I see pussy, I fuck pussy, good pussy, Tonto happy!' LOL. Joking of course, no disrespect meant to anyone.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I've enjoyed all your reviews too. I'll find a better balance for mine. This was a rather long one with a Rant + Review combined. Glad to hear scheduling errors are not typical at JM. I'll give them another shot later this month.

[QUOTE=LukeVista;7503794]Sorry to hear you didn't get your girl and got shorted on time. I was planning to stop by this weekend for Ella but if they're back to $$ . 6 or will short you for $$ then no thanks, will go elsewhere. Seems like they drop it to $$ temporarily when enough folks complain but eventually jack it back up. That said, I've always paid $$ . 6 there, but will do my part to hold the line (and not let little-head do the thinking).

Good stuff! Ella sounds like a fun time. Was it $$ or $$ . 6 for you, and how long?

No offense taken I always tend to write too much like a novel. Will try to keep it more concise and add a TL: DR at the top. I've enjoyed reading all your reviews![/QUOTE]$$, asked for an hour, finished in 45, could have stayed longer if I did massage but I wanted to dip out right away and I usually do after the shot and fast clean up. Keep in mind I had to wait for a bit.

Went to Blue Jade. Funny hearing some guy trying to pay them with Apple Pay. LOL. Saw them escort him out on the cams. I met both girls and really couldn't see past the rack on Eva. Her tits are ENORMOUS although surgically augmented a little. They still look and feel mostly natural. They're great although she wouldn't let me use lUber during the tit-job and was visibly worried I would bust on her face. The rest of the service was fine. Nothing special. I would for sure recommend though because the chest is so good.

Also both girls were coughing quite a bit and are probably down with the flu or something. Overall not my greatest experience but 100% would repeat and would recommend for the ta-tahs. I just within could get a proper tit job. I'll try again.

Good luck fellas.