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[QUOTE=JustMe2489;5612649]Mr Popular, I almost wet myself reading your response!

We better keep up the damn nicknames, secret code works, monetary codes, creatively clever and clear level codes (L1, L2, L3, . L69), and so many abbreviation that even we need a page that has a glossary of abbreviations. All this stuff is so dizzying to so many of us on the forum that it only stands to reason that "Uncle LEO" would never be able to figure it out!

Thanks for the laugh![/QUOTE]You left out the "I had a dream" approach.

Gents,

I received another fantastic massage from Yu Yu at Sweet today. It had been awhile. We had a lot of fun catching up.

Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.

Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.

[QUOTE=IndyManLaw;5613425]Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.[/QUOTE]Wouldn't we all like to see that list.

[QUOTE=Fav6977;5613265]Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.[/QUOTE]This is common in most of the bigger cities. New York, DC, LA, maybe Chicago. I'm a big fan of AMPs in other cities. I'd pay more here and probably visit more often if the experience here matched that in other places.

[QUOTE=SevenUpnya;5609941]Came home after an oily massage and the wife knew immediately where I had been LOL! I got busted by her years ago and now I am back out on the couch LOL! Where can I go for no oil and straight to business?[/QUOTE]Years ago I stopped for gas and managed to spill some on my hands before heading home.

Recently with COVID I keep scented wipes in my car. Can't be too careful with COVID around honey.

If I know coconut oil might be involved I shampoo and use coconut scented cream rinse before I leave the house. Not much hair left though.

Health club with shower is near my home.

[QUOTE=IndyManLaw;5613425]Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.[/QUOTE]While we're at it, can I get the list of giys who want to give me money?

[QUOTE=Fav6977;5613265]Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.[/QUOTE]What is TUMA?

[QUOTE=Fav6977;5613265]Gentlemen,

I visited the Orlando area recently. At the place I stopped at twice near my hotel, I received a very thorough table shower, including soapy body slide and TUMA. Both times. It was my first experience of that variety. After some more research on the Orlando site, I found this to be relatively common. The rates are higher in O-town than here. I explained the process to a friend in the business here (I left out the TUMA part). She says it is called Mandarin Duck Bath in China. Maybe we should inquire of our local table shower locations.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TyCox;5613527]What is TUMA?[/QUOTE]As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.

I had to look it up too, after seeing the previously unknown term in the Orlando forum.

[QUOTE=Indyjc01;5613552]As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Indyjc01;5613552]As we tell all the newbies look it up on this site. LOL! It didn't ring a bell to me either Ty.

Forum Abbreviations:

TUMA Tongue Up My Ass.

Of course now it does.[/QUOTE]I looked at those for the first time just now. The Australia words gave me a laugh.

I thought I'd try a new place today and went to Sunshine (AKN sunflower) at Brooks School Rd, Fishers. I tell you guys, if you are tired of this hobby, you think you have an addiction, your wife busted you and you promised to stop, or you want to stop for any reason but you can't help yourself, go to this place! I've had the worst experience ever. Everything about this place is mediocre, they steal time, she was old, lazy and boring, very very boring. The worst part is cleaningness. I don't know what kind of oil they use, it didn't feel like a massage oil. It was thicker and very viscous. My whole body was one hour later. It got better after I showered. I wouldn't recommend this place for my worst enemy.

Has anyone tried out Julia or CC if so what's your thoughts.

[QUOTE=IndyManLaw;5613425]Gents. Looking for a list of AMPs with ladies in their 20's. Ready, set and go! Feel free to DM if you prefer.[/QUOTE]Just look for the places with the line wrapped around the building. The lines of people at best buy on black Friday will be short by comparison.