Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BlowInHer;5608524]Anyone have info on the current roster at Sweets? I live 2 hours away or I'd just pop in and check it out for myself.[/QUOTE]I was there late last week and saw Annie (or at least that's the name I believe she said to me). She gave a mediocre massage at best, but was quick to offer FS after the flip. She was wearing a very short skirt which came off quickly once I agreed to the FS. She has a pretty tight body. CBJ and then rode me CG and RCG, I had to do nothing but lay there and enjoy.

Think they're calling it GH now. Good Hands? LOL.

Hate that you still have to go around the building to the front. Was greeted by two ladies, took the younger and slimmer. Really short pink skirt attached to similar top with a ton of cleavage. Best looking AMP girl I've seen in a very long time. I've dated a lot of Asian women, and compares very well to most of them.

Calls herself "Leedy" or something like that. Took the hour.

"You here before or first time?

"You don't remember me?" Fake pout.

Laughter.

Immediately went for the UTC when she grabbed my ass five seconds into it. After five minutes of that, I just yanked the panties down so we could see which way this would go.

"You turn over?" Um, yeah.

Started negotiating. HATE that. But the body won the day. Settled on 100 for FS. Off came the dress. B naturals? Been a while since I've seen that on an AMP girl.

DATY, started BBBJ, mish, her on top. She's a decent actress, because it almost felt real. Maybe it was. Don't care all that much.

Standard cleanup. She comes back in and says "ok, you go now". No, I still have twenty minutes and Junior is already waking up again.

She's not having it. Leaves, comes back with water and twenty bucks. "All done".

First time I ever got money back after ANY service. 8/10. Will repeat.

I think I know why she rushed me out. I get to the lot and there are SIX cars there. Also saw LEO across the street on 31. May have been just dealing with the construction there but still. Be safe.

It's been a rather annoying week and it's not looking like it will end on a positive note. Decided that I needed a good massage to relieve the stress.

After quite a bit of driving I ended up on the northeast side. Located Sun, Cozy and Sunflower before grabbing lunch and then rolled the dice and headed to Sunflower. I'm glad I picked it and wish I hadn't.

Let's start with the initial annoying thing which caused the other annoying thing. If you see someone get out of their car and walk into an AMP, right after you pull up in your little black pickup, give it 5 minutes or so. For fuck's sake, if I had farted when I got out of my car you would have smelled it. I could have just waited at the door for 45 seconds and asked you to give me the fucking happy ending.

I can understand, if you see a car parked in front, going in. You don't know how long they've been there. But you watched me walk in the door and still didn't have the decency to at least let me say hello before you came barging in. If you're in that much of a hurry, next time just ask the girl if she'll ask the guy you followed in, if he can wait. I would have been happy to wait just to get such an inconsiderate asshole out of the area.

Rant over. Probably.

The girl working there is cute, young (mid 20's) and has a decent body. A bit heavier than I prefer, but not in a bad way. She's one of the best I've seen in Indy in quite awhile. I'm a bit old fashioned. I prefer to pay for my hour up front and then sometime during the massage figure out how things are going to finish. However, she asked me what I wanted as soon as I handed over the $60. Which was right when Mr. Inconsiderate came walking in, no more than 45 seconds after I walked in the door.

I only had another $100 on me, which gets clothes off and standard finish. With the way she looks, I was okay with that, especially since I will probably not be back. The whole open discussion of service before I've had a chance to take my shoes off is a turn off for me. It also leads me to believe the place will be in the news soon.

I got on the table and had to wait a few extra minutes while she put the dickhead in a room. She came in, did about 5 minutes of some nice, sensuous rubbing, before telling me to turn over. Her clothes came mostly off and she went immediately to work. It was a quick finish for me. After a basic cleanup she went for the hot towel and I assumed some sort of massage would start. After all, I'd been there less than 15 minutes. Nope. "Okay, you're done" and out the door she went.

She did return and replace the paper on the table. She didn't replace the towel, but it was not used. We also chatted for a few minutes.

The positive:

She's quite attractive by local standards. She speaks excellent English. She's friendly and seems capable of giving a good soft touch massage.

The negative:

Some of the customers are completely clueless. No real attempt at a massage. No attempt to fill the time paid for.

Will I return? Probably not. Since my last 2 AMP visits have had someone walking in right on my ass, I might give it a break until people get a clue.

I'm thinking about TOFT, but not quite sure about it.

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[QUOTE=Bester1972;5610298]I'm thinking about TOFT, but not quite sure about it.[/QUOTE]I'm on that site almost daily and haven't seen that ad. How did you find it? Looks half way promising I'm wondering if she requires a "deposit" first. Report back if you end up trying it out.

[QUOTE=Bester1972;5610298]I'm thinking about TOFT, but not quite sure about it.[/QUOTE]I did animage search on the photos in the ad. The pic with her arms in the air showing the tat on the inside of her arm comes back to a massage therapist who lives in Canada according to her Facebook page.

[QUOTE=Bester1972;5610298]I'm thinking about TOFT, but not quite sure about it.[/QUOTE]Yes. I tried to set something up and she wants a vanilla gift card first.

[QUOTE=TigerKing;5610348]I'm on that site almost daily and haven't seen that ad. How did you find it? Looks half way promising I'm wondering if she requires a "deposit" first. Report back if you end up trying it out.[/QUOTE]Same! Now that you mention it there's no way I missed that before. Someone must have gone back and edited an ad. Has to be fake.

[QUOTE=SevenUpnya;5609941]Came home after an oily massage and the wife knew immediately where I had been LOL! I got busted by her years ago and now I am back out on the couch LOL! Where can I go for no oil and straight to business?[/QUOTE]I'm surprised nobody has commented on this one. First OUCH! Good thing it wasn't the dog house because falls here and it's starting to get cold outside.

I don't have the living situation you have but I always tell them no oil. Of course our areas of travel and menu tastes may differ. Also if they insist on oil you tell them you'll need a shower afterwards to wash it all off. Then head to the Gym, go sit in White Castle, Waffle House or a greasy spoon where your clothes will smell after about 15 minutes.

Hopefully others with the same living arrangements will contribute with their suggestions.

[QUOTE=Indyjc01;5611019]I'm surprised nobody has commented on this one. First OUCH! Good thing it wasn't the dog house because falls here and it's starting to get cold outside.

I don't have the living situation you have but I always tell them no oil. Of course our areas of travel and menu tastes may differ. Also if they insist on oil you tell them you'll need a shower afterwards to wash it all off. Then head to the Gym, go sit in White Castle, Waffle House or a greasy spoon where your clothes will smell after about 15 minutes.

Hopefully others with the same living arrangements will contribute with their suggestions.[/QUOTE]Always keep hand sanitizer and baby wipes in your car. I did before I got into this hobby anyways. Hand sanitizer on the neck and arms and upper chest. That eats the oil pretty good then follow up with a few baby wiped. Boom all gone. Just make sure they don't massage your head or upper neck and get oil in your hair.

[QUOTE=TheDoc147;5605767]How could that be a Greenwood bust? Their jurisdiction ends on the south side of County Line Rd. Did the Greenwood PoPo tip of an Indy or Marion County PoPo? Just curious how Greenwood can bust a shop north of County Line Rd.[/QUOTE]Bust was at 1140 North State Road 135, Suite Greenwood, you are probably thinking of the one by the car wash north of Co line.

I've had this happen. I have a gym membership. So I ran to walmart. Bought towels and the most odorless soap I could find. Showered then left it all behind. Some gyms have day passes. In and out in less than 10 min. Could be an option.

[QUOTE=Keepinitclean;5611286]Always keep hand sanitizer and baby wipes in your car. I did before I got into this hobby anyways. Hand sanitizer on the neck and arms and upper chest. That eats the oil pretty good then follow up with a few baby wiped. Boom all gone. Just make sure they don't massage your head or upper neck and get oil in your hair.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenUpnya;5609941]Came home after an oily massage and the wife knew immediately where I had been LOL! I got busted by her years ago and now I am back out on the couch LOL! Where can I go for no oil and straight to business?[/QUOTE]And always, always have (at least) a separate shirt (if not more clothes) available so that you can switch between there and home. This goes for AMPs and Strip Clubs!

Funny you should mention this. 6 yrs ago now I visited with an European masseuse when I was living in Chicago. They gave me the hot towel treatment before I left so I didn't shower when I got home. I took the wife out for dinner afterwards. Figured she wouldn't smell anything. And on our ride to the restaurant I'll be damned if she's not like, "What's that smell?" I'm like, what smell? She's like, smells like lotion. I had to think quick so I was like, well, I just shaved and have some new Nivea after shave on. Maybe that's what you're smelling. Not sure if she bought it or not. Lessoned learned. Always wipe down before getting home or shower if you can.

That's why I like 317 Hollistic. Most use unscented coconut oil. Except Amanda. Need to really wipe down good after session with here since she uses lotion.

[QUOTE=SevenUpnya;5609941]Came home after an oily massage and the wife knew immediately or where I had been LOL! I got busted by her years ago and now I am back out on the couch LOL! Where can I go for no oil and straight to business?[/QUOTE]

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