Joey at Blue Jade (December 2025) - both a repeat and new territory
Delayed the review by a couple of weeks on purpose so I can definitely say zero issues, not that I had any doubts. While Joey is not around this month, I'm sure she'll be back and the below review should answer some questions that get asked over and over.
I saw Joey a couple of months ago and had a great session with her (full review was left). I did want to repeat, and a few people mentioned BBFS is available. She didn't offer it to me in the first session, but I liked her enough to repeat with her anyway. Scheduled and was confirmed, arrived on time and headed in. Yumi let me in, and I was a little sad I wasn't seeing her because she is a very pretty girl as well and seems very sweet (Edit: Yumi is not there in January). I hope I might get to meet her eventually.
Joey came into the room shortly, and I was surprised that she looked even better than I remember. I think she lost a bit of weight and now is totally a pretty spinner for me with a nice bubble butt. She likes to wiggle it while smiling mischievously, incredibly cute and sexy. Yep, she wore no panties. That Joey, LOL. I do find her face very pretty as well, especially while fucking her in mish. I try not to be creepy staring at her face, LOL, but I seriously like it and find it very sensual.
She didn't remember me at all, LOL. I laughed and said (and acted out for her benefit since her English is not perfect) that she broke my heart and I was going to go home and cry. She knew I was kidding, but I think she did feel bad about it because she kept repeating throughout the session "Honey, you no see me long time. You see me, I remember you good tomorrow. I remember you good two days. I remember you this week. Next week, I don't know. Memory not so good. You see me every week honey. " All the way till the end of the session, even while doing the massage, she even pulled out her translator and repeated it with the translator so I knew for sure what she said. LOL, I wasn't offended, I am surprised when these girls do remember me. I saw her two months ago. She is very popular. I didn't really expect her to remember me, totally fine. I thought it was very sweet that she seemed worried about not having remembered me.
She asked for the donation, which I already had out for her. I gave her the standard $200 and had an extra $100 in my hand and told her I had that for her in case she was open to her "secret option". She looked confused, counted the first stack, $200 and said "it's enough, why more money?" (very honest, got to love that about that girl, no GPS regardless of how popular she is). I had to be very blunt with "no condom" request. She looked almost freaked out "no, no, no. ". OK, no worries, I smiled and said 'no problem honey, figured I'd ask'. Put the money back in my pants and figured oh well, I'm in for some fun anyway. How can you not have fun with Joey? Plenty of reviews left for her already confirming that.
I asked for a shower even though I was freshly showered. I like shower play, and if nothing else, the girl will know you are 100% freshly washed. Fewer interruptions for wet wipes, etc. To my delight Joey offered to join me, and gave me a nice shower with lovely BBBJ preview. Both very clean now, back to the room. She told me to lay down but I told her ladies first. For some reason she looked almost confused. I told her "I'll kiss you down there". She smiled and jumped on the table. I noticed again how flat her stomach was and how I could totally see her abs. She was not fat or chunky the last time I saw her, very fit but a tiny bit thicker. This time she really was my definition of a spinner. Tiny and perfectly fit. Nice boobies, especially for her size. Fresh kitty. I went down on her, but I think she, being service oriented, wanted to return the favor and we ended the DATY slightly quicker than I expected, but she did make all of the expected motions as in "I came" (don't think she did though).
Here's where she surprised me. She said "OK, you can give me the money". What a romantic way to accept my proposal, LOL. OK, OK, I know, English is her second language and so much better than my non-existing Chinese, LOL. I jumped up and laid the last $100 on the table. She had me lay on my stomach and delivered her famous cat bath as well as quick TUMA. Both of us already being very very clean she didn't need to wipe and re-wipe. Enjoyable as before, but seemed maybe a tiny bit more brief. She probably wanted to give me more of the main event, which I appreciated. 69 came next, and finally the main event.
We started in doggy, and OMG, she feels amazing. This is one of times when not having a huge dick is an advantage. I was a perfect fit for her, and being in with no cover felt incredible. A minor bummer, she asked me not to come inside but on her body instead. I was hoping to re-enact my favorite porno fantasy with coming inside, pulling out, dishing some out on her pussy and putting it back in. I mean I've done CIP quite a few times before, but mostly with my civvy dates and relationships outside of the hobby. I'm yet to re-enact that particular fantasy though, and it wasn't going to happen again. Oh well. It was still enjoyable. I asked to switch to mish, and enjoyed looking at her beautiful sensual face. Finally I decided on CG for the finish. Surprisingly she started cleaning up my dick with a wet wipe and asking me if I wanted a massage. I said no, I want you to fuck me honey, I haven't come yet. She said "I know you haven't come, I just thought you were tired" or something to that effect. So she jumped on top and rode me to the victory. I of course respected her request and told her when I was about to shoot. She immediately jumped off and without letting a single drop hit my body covered my dick with her mouth and took in every drop. Holy shit, that girl did the perfect finale for me after all, even if it wasn't what I was planning initially. It was almost better, or at least as good.
Now I was done and fully happy. She had me turn over for a brief massage. She oiled me up (after asking if oil is OK) and massaged me for about exactly 1 minute, LOL, when the dreaded doorbell rang. I'm pretty sure it was for her because she bolted out of the room. I heard her lead the next monger into the room next to me and their excited chatter. I could actually hear most of the conversation. Soundproofing is shit at Blue Jade. Keep your voice down if you don't want the monger in the next room hear exactly what you are saying, LOL. Anyway, whoever it was, she was happy to see you brother. Then again, she is Joey.
She did return to the room, but sadly only to clean the oil from my back with a warm wet towel. I mean we were pretty much out of time, I had like 10 minutes left on the clock. I would've loved a bit more massage, but I got what I came for and I was happy. I'm not going to get silly and say "she shorted me 10 minutes" or shit like that. She gave me plenty and I loved my time with her.
A lot of guys (including me) keep asking if she still offers BBFS. She didn't offer it to me either time I saw her. I asked for it and was told "no" initially. So I will say at this point it's highly YMMV. I have no clue why she decided to change her mind and accept my request for it mid-session. No, it wasn't the DATY. I don't think I impressed her. I don't have "water tricks" or any other tricks. Maybe she gave me A for effort. But I almost think. She was feeling bad about not remembering me, and did it as a favor to me. Not a free favor to be sure, but in that direction. She is a sweet girl and aims to please. I like her a lot in case you couldn't tell. Is she my ATF? Well, she's not THE ATF, but she's certainly on the list. My current top of the list ATF is certainly Hailey (that's in Blue Jade now). But Joey is firmly on the list. Love that girl.
Hope this makes you feel even better
[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7490615]...I went to Azteca around the corner and got some Mexican brunch and I get a text from my ATF Summer, can I come visit? (I love being asked.) With football on all the shops are dead. She is close by in Renton at Tokyo Spa going as Heidi. I initially said no, I just saw someone, but as I thought about it I still had not busted my nut and Summer / Heidi is very consistent with me. I decided to just swing by and let fate take a hand, if she was busy I'd call it a day, if available I'd have another go. Got to Tokyo and its completely empty, met Ella and "Heidi" and she was very happy with the surprise....GFE is my jam, and dammit my girlfriends like me, at at least convince me they do.[/QUOTE]Summer both has my number and promised to text me when she's back.
I saw her less than a month ago at JM. Not only did she not text me when she texted you, she didn't text me after you told her no, LOL. It doesn't do much for my ego, but you certainly have a way of connecting with at least some of these girls brother.
Me? I might as well delete her number I guess, LOL.
Tokyo Spa empty? What a surprise considering they charge 30% more than any other place around *for the same exact girls*. Being the closest FS shop to Bellevue only goes so far.
MP newbies questions please.
Hey fellows,
I've been visiting K-agencies in the past, namely KA and AP here in Bellevue area.
However since the recent event (AP shut-down, don't know if LE was involved or not), I've been trying to search for alternatives.
I did some research on this board and it seems like Blue Jade SPA at Burien might be a good choice.
However, may I ask if someone could give me a bit of heads up regarding the ladies (Blue Jade or any others)? What to expect? Especially in terms of their age, looks, etc.
While I did see many praises on the ladies, I assume it's comparing to ladies from other Massage Parlors, correct?
Comparing to the K-agencies (where most girls are maybe 25 35, some a bit older but usually not by much), I notice that the dmg here in MPs are lower, 200/ hr.
So, I'd assume the providers in MPs are. Usually older?
Also, how do you book an appointment here? Or do you just walk in? (For K-agencies we just text the booker.).
Any other tips for a newbie in MPs?
Thanks in advance!!
The quality AMPs are taking over, at least for now
Much of the enthusiasm for Blue Jade (Burien) / Brisa (Auburn) / Toyko (Renton) / JM (Seattle) and Q (Shoreline) is that you get K-agency quality and service at a better price. Call the shops (numbers in RM) to make appointments, The MMSs will provide their WeChats to regulars and that makes appointments even easier.
There are a gazillion AMPs and yes most have older women, but with these shops you can find younger if that is your jam. Just realize the whole scene is populated by single mothers from China sending money home. Not many 18 year olds. Typically not drug users, and very clean, and with great work ethic. Same age range as K-agencies (although I don't have a ton of experience there) .
I happen to specialize in very high quality providers in their 30's and 40's, so cast a wider net, but the shops mentioned are an Easy Button.
Services used to be very standard (BBBJ / CFS) but several shops and providers are now trying expanded menus, this is the place to get intel. The old standard works for me.
Popularity is growing because its great value and with many intoxicating women.
Hope this helps.
[QUOTE=HorseEngnine;7491897]Hey fellows,
I've been visiting K-agencies in the past, namely KA and AP here in Bellevue area.
However since the recent event (AP shut-down, don't know if LE was involved or not), I've been trying to search for alternatives.
I did some research on this board and it seems like Blue Jade SPA at Burien might be a good choice.
However, may I ask if someone could give me a bit of heads up regarding the ladies (Blue Jade or any others)? What to expect? Especially in terms of their age, looks, etc.
While I did see many praises on the ladies, I assume it's comparing to ladies from other Massage Parlors, correct?
Comparing to the K-agencies (where most girls are maybe 25 35, some a bit older but usually not by much), I notice that the dmg here in MPs are lower, 200/ hr.
So, I'd assume the providers in MPs are. Usually older?
Also, how do you book an appointment here? Or do you just walk in? (For K-agencies we just text the booker.).
Any other tips for a newbie in MPs?
Thanks in advance!![/QUOTE]
Dude! I think she was composing her text to you when I got there.
Just needed to get the right words to express her feelings. LOL I'm sure she will make it up to you. She tells me a new girl Ella is there now too.
BTW I think Jasmine at Tokyo got it started after Blue Jade opened, they will take the same rates. I pay standard at Tokyo and would just leave if they asked for more. I do this too fucking much to start paying different prices at different places. No short sessions either.
Now I do tend to go at less busy times, I'm sure they try to get more (kinda surge pricing) to handle the higher volume when it gets busy.
[QUOTE=CSnow;7491727]Summer both has my number and promised to text me when she's back.
I saw her less than a month ago at JM. Not only did she not text me when she texted you, she didn't text me after you told her no, LOL. It doesn't do much for my ego, but you certainly have a way of connecting with at least some of these girls brother.
Me? I might as well delete her number I guess, LOL.
Tokyo Spa empty? What a surprise considering they charge 30% more than any other place around *for the same exact girls*. Being the closest FS shop to Bellevue only goes so far.[/QUOTE]
Tokyo rates. Let's do it again
[QUOTE=IstlFun;7492056]Wydm 30% more? Always been $$ for me, granted usually don't stay for an hour (45 mins or so) but if the shop is slow and good chemistry with the girl I'll get more time and extra pop. Ofc these girls don't mind the extra tip, who would turn down extra $ but I believe the extra tip is very likely to get msog at Tokyo if your jr still can do the job.[/QUOTE]I have *nothing* against Tokyo and would love to be proven wrong. It is the most convenient shop for me. If they are back to standard pricing I would be all over it.
$260 hr / $200 hhr was confirmed by me, GeniusCasanova and Frank0402 just last week.
My exact experience: hand the girl $200 and tell her 1 hour. She counts it, looks at me surprised, asks 'Half Hour'? I say 'no 1 hour'. She says 'here?' I say yes. She leaves, comes back, starts the session, looks at me while sucking my dick and says 'half hour' in the tone that allows no further negotiation.
It's just one example for me. GeniusCasanova shared almost the same exact account, LOL.
I know KrDoggy gets full hour from his girlfriends for $200 LOL. I don't expect to be treated the same.
Let's be scientific about it and take a poll, shall we? LOL.
So far.
$260/ hr. Me, GeniusCasanova, Frank0204.
$200/ hr. KrDoggy, IstlFun.
Everybody else. Please contribute, LOL. I'd love to be proven wrong. Or proven that things changed.