The Set Up and The Good One
[QUOTE=EmcSquared;6117875]Question: Which of these girls be UC vice and not a SW?
A: The one with the tits hanging out.
B: The one with the ass cheeks hanging out.
C. None of the above.
D: All of the above.
E: Unsure. Do you have better pics? Like close up maybe?[/QUOTE]I heard that donut munchers have a tendency to sting a criminally intentioned monger through various means. How?
A. Hooker by a hotel. This one is actually a great ploy to entrap the casual gawker who unwittingly falls for a seductive slicette. Back in the day, while I lived off the Sunst Strip, we'd make out way over to Toi Thai and afterward have to walk off the Pad See Ew and case of Sing-has. This led to a couple nights where we would just watch the string of cars stop to talk to the slice of UC bait. Cars would proceed to park at motel followed by the guys going to a room not to be seen from again until the paddy wagons came to usher out 10 to 20 guys. Fortunately, it always appeared that the hustled hims got to drive off.
B. Hooker on a lonely corner upper Western favorite.
Check to make sure that the nearby bums aren't white and there isn't a conveniently placed van opposite the faux harlot.
So it was hot as I drove to the hood. Coincidentally, I ran across a cute lady off the beaten whiteboy track who was making her way home and gallantly offered her a ride. She rode like a champion cowgirl at Las Fiestas Patronales but afterward cried since she was like a church going gal that was induced by my scintallating and god would punish her in the afterlife for her sin. We prayed. She said you had to get down on your knees ti do it. We did it. Later she refused money and hoped to see me in the afterworld. Religous nuts are great!
Fig should be crazy tonight
On my way to work this morning saw several WSW and LSW on the streets a few blocks north of Florence. No time for anything but all were in bikinis and I wanted a closer look, so I made a right x3 and came out facing Fig. One really cute girl comes up to my car and starts talking. My windows are rolled up and I can't hear a damn thing she's saying and I make a hand motion to shoe her away and shake my head "no". She keeps talking so finally I roll my window down a crack and she reaches her hand in to introduce herself and is talking so damn fast I can't make out everything. I do pick up that she's Asian and German (and she looked mixed) and she's from Hawaii I think, and it would be $100 for half and half right now but she can see I'm on my way to work and don't have time but to look for her tonight but it will be $120 tonight. I really didn't say a damn thing the whole time. Just smiled and drove away. She was def trying out her sales skills.
Like I said she is very cute, pretty face, clean, petite, brunette. The only thing that was a bit off was she had small tiddies and there was a lot of underboob showing. She had some wicked stretch marks there, but none on her tummy at all so not sure what was going on.
The other girl with her was latina and fine as fuck as were the three other white girls the next block up.
The petite BSW with Blond hair
[QUOTE=Ufoteiuol;6103025]Saw a petite BSW but I wasn't able to make contact with her, so I settled with a cute LSW.[/QUOTE]I saw her, she is one of the coolest ones I have met on Fig. 100 and she had her own room. No rush, any position and likes to ride.
Said she ran track in school, her body is real fit, skinny fit. I personally like slim fit curvy (nice a $$ and perky t*ts). Would repeat if I see her again on fig she was a good time and conversation.
Young red head with glasses
I tried licking up a young looking red head and she was hanging out with her fat friend. She told me to go with her friend I didn't want to. So I asked her what's her rate. She said 120 for everything and I asked if she had a room, she said no but down the road is 40. Then she walked away after I agreed to her price. Kinda weird. I saw her a couple days ago also on western and she ask me to put my windows down in the back and the she asked to see the cash, then she walked away. Later she tried to wave me down to pick her up but I just ignored her. She had a blonde friend when she was on western and she kept getting picked up fast. After a white after they disappeared.