One of the best values in Columbus
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Looks: 7 (TER scale).
Body: 8 (tan, no moles, no scars, no tats, navel piercing).
Personality: 9 (initially too nervous, later laid back, a real pro).
Menu: 9 (Greek okay with up-charge).
Accommodations: 10 (smoke-free, clean towels, neat).
Price: 9 ($80 hh /$140 h).
Fun: 10.
Overall: 8.9.
Much like professional comedy writers, I couldn't really come up with a good Mona Lisa joke. Most of them have to do with the disappearance of the famous painting not being missed, or how the subject is not that attractive. BP Mona does disappear for long stretches, but I was fortunate enough to find her recently.
She has been thoroughly reviewed over the past 3 years (100+ on TER), with a pretty consistent 7 average on looks and a 7 average on performance. I would assign similar ratings on looks with the performance closer to an 8.
I arrived at a nice, "long-term" hotel north of the outer belt. Easy two call system, without the stupid step of having to call from the parking lot. The room was clean, smoke-free (she is a smoker), and stocked with supplies. Mona wore a black "dress" and platform stripper heels. She does indeed have a dance background.
Mona looks exactly like her pictures, perhaps slightly thinner, in person. There is a photo of her from behind wearing a corded black dress, which looks like it has been razor shredded. IMO that photo makes her appear heavier than she is. Perhaps it's old, and she lost that weight cause she looked great in that same outfit during our date.
Mona is about 5'3", 120 lbs, A-cups, acrylic nails, long brown stringy hair, the spinner type. Her hair and makeup looked just like the pictures, complete with a nice tan. I actually really like her looks, but do prefer a Cee-cup or bigger.
We did the LEO check and I put the donation on the table. The rules are basically no rough stuff, no biting, and Greek carries an up charge. I'm not sure if BBFS is on the menu, but BBBJ is not a problem and you can use the entire time for Mpops. Had some small talk where she asked me what I was looking for, and then the fun began.
We started with some LFK and mutual groping, which turned into DFK and digital foreplay; a real GFE experience. She was very responsive and seemed to like my style. I got her warmed up, then laid her on the bed for some DATY.
The giner was smooth, fresh, and tasty. Though it was shaven, there was some stubble above. Mona got quite wet and was dripping about 10 minutes in, when she popped nicely. No squirting, but I cleaned her up with some DATO, as she recovered. She was completely smooth in the back, and vocally enjoyed it.
She eagerly swapped places with me and worked my cock from a variety of angles. I thought this was a nice change of pace. First from a 69-like position where she wasn't straddling my head, then from the side, then from between my legs. Sloppy, deep suction with periodic helmet shining from her tongue. Sometimes she dropped down for some BLS.
Never rough, never used her teeth. Just a great BBBJNQNS, swallowed the whole load after I told her I was going to blow. I also loved that she didn't rush it, really kept a solid pace. It took about 10 minutes, which is super fast for me, so big props to Mona for her skills on the pole. LOL.
She asked me what I wanted to do next, and I asked for a little CG action. She slid on the cover and mounted up. Rode real nice for a few minutes, then adjusted to Asian CG. This was fun as she could really slam me. Mona tried to vary the pace and do tricks like gyrating around the head. I loved watching her do this.
She asked again what I wanted next, so I had her do reverse CG. While Mona is a spinner, she does have a nice little pooper. I squeezed it and slapped it a little while she backed that thing up. Unfortunately that aforementioned stubble kinda felt like sandpaper on my balls. So I asked her to do Asian RCG with her hands on my chest.
This girl has stamina! All in all, I think she rode for a good 20 minutes. I told her she deserved a break, so I put her in mish. I held her legs high, and I put her ankles on her ears; getting all of that pussy. I was trying to get my second pop but I just couldn't cross the line. So I just kept hitting it. Mona told me to pound her hard, so I did. The sound of skin on skin was really loud, as was the sloshing and moaning. 10 minutes later before I knew it I was dripping with sweat.
I asked for some K9 so I could consider some backdoor action. She backed that thing up to the edge of the bed and I slid it in her snatch as deep as I could go. Meanwhile I lubed up her balloon knot and slid a finger in, no problem.
That started doing it for me and I could feel myself getting close. I slid in a second finger and she fucked me back and said some really nasty stuff like a porn actress. Within a couple of minutes I pulled out and shot a second load between her cheeks. That was hot. I wish I took a couple of pics of the drippy mess.
I had a really good time with Mona, and understand why she has so many regulars. To be honest, I didn't really have any complaints. Especially considering the price. I will repeat.[/QUOTE]I have to agree always clean and ready, one of the best values in Columbus and up for anything with a smile.
Always check the bathroom
Most of you out there know when visiting a provider in a hotel you should only take in the amount of the donation, your car keys and a cover then latch the door behind you. Leave the wallet and cell behind. But it's easy to forget to check the bathroom. Here's an excerpt from a recent review on the oThER review site. The 2nd linked was an ad I found using the same # as the link in the review.
"She invited me to come over and sit with her on the bed. I noticed that the bathroom door was closed and asked if it was okay if I looked. She said sure! I went in and looked and noticed that the shower curtain was pulled tight shut. When I opened it I found a large black male lying on the floor in the bathtub. At that point I left the room and went to my car.".
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BTW, she wasn't the girl in the pics. These vile creatures need to be exposed.
Bruising on the arms might be due to drugs
[QUOTE=Soicanhide;2082861]I have seen a lot of pictures of girls with what appears to be bruises. Beside the obvious what do you think causes that? Should I be concerned?[/QUOTE]
I had a comment about bad bruising on the legs in one of my reviews on anoThER website and they rejected it. They said comments about bruising are not allowed. She claimed she had been in a car accident recently. I don't know if that was really the case. Those bruises on her legs were not from drug use.
They are retarded, on the oThER site
IMHO..with all those restrictions, you can barely be of any help.
[QUOTE=MrMikeCols;2082983]I had a comment about bad bruising on the legs in one of my reviews on anoThER website and they rejected it. They said comments about bruising are not allowed. She claimed she had been in a car accident recently. I don't know if that was really the case. Those bruises on her legs were not from drug use.[/QUOTE]
Since this seems to be getting some interest, I'll add another
[QUOTE=Pillock;2083147]IMHO..with all those restrictions, you can barely be of any help.[/QUOTE]I once stated that I was led to a provider's kids room for our activities. They rejected that saying that children could not be mentioned in reviews. One would think that stating who uses a room in a house would be OK. I didn't feel that room ownership would be a problem. It's their site, they make the rules. At least they let you edit your review to resubmit. I removed the reference to the kid's room and it was accepted with no further comments.
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