Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MicroDickie;5587423]Mrs. Microdickie went downtown to sip wine and create art. Just enough time to Monger upon the hills of Haymount seeking my own artistic outlet. Naturally, my art requires the appropriate accoutrements. In this case, a set of large and firm honey hued tits on a beautiful Thai canvas. My muse was Candy. Clearly, she has helped many aspiring artists clean their brushes in order for them to produce flawless works of art. One technique of the artist's helper involved a mouthful of warm tea that would trickle out and she bobbed her head upon the bare instrument. That got my artistic juices flowing and I quickly rendered a Jackson Pollock masterpiece upon her chest. Art Lesson $. 20 plus tip. Viewing my masterpiece: Priceless.[/QUOTE]I need to plan another trip there. I prefer Candy over Tina.

Gents! Visiting from out of town, where is the best place to go?

[QUOTE=MicroDickie;5587423]Mrs. Microdickie went downtown to sip wine and create art. Just enough time to Monger upon the hills of Haymount seeking my own artistic outlet. Naturally, my art requires the appropriate accoutrements. In this case, a set of large and firm honey hued tits on a beautiful Thai canvas. My muse was Candy. Clearly, she has helped many aspiring artists clean their brushes in order for them to produce flawless works of art. One technique of the artist's helper involved a mouthful of warm tea that would trickle out and she bobbed her head upon the bare instrument. That got my artistic juices flowing and I quickly rendered a Jackson Pollock masterpiece upon her chest. Art Lesson $. 20 plus tip. Viewing my masterpiece: Priceless.[/QUOTE]How many paintbrushes was the tip?

Just got done dreaming the massage. Tina took her time and got all the kinks and knots, $120 which as you all know is common for legit parlors I did not tip since it was already a lot for a massage but I rather get stretched and massage there rather than a known establishment. Be safe out there. Microdickie I need the "game" to motivate the ladies LOL.

[QUOTE=WitchDoc99;5599497]Just got done dreaming the massage. Tina took her time and got all the kinks and knots, $120 which as you all know is common for legit parlors I did not tip since it was already a lot for a massage but I rather get stretched and massage there rather than a known establishment. Be safe out there. Microdickie I need the "game" to motivate the ladies LOL.[/QUOTE]Hello Doc and fellow Mongers,

Big fan of your posts.

My game results from a congenital anomaly.

Tiny penis with a big tip.

I say this lovingly and in comical jest:

Woman have been as disappointed with my dime roll Microdickie as I am sure Tina was with your tip.

Free Ben Franklin his leathery pouch.

That is my reality and the only game an old fat monger with a tiny appendage can muster with success.

Now get out there and have fun.

Happy mongering.

MicroDickie.

Be careful there avoid the hot stones got 2nd degree burns on my back was hard explaining that to the wife but the massage was great.

Just saying.

[QUOTE=MicroDickie;5600965]Hello Doc and fellow Mongers,

Big fan of your posts.

My game results from a congenital anomaly.

Tiny penis with a big tip.

I say this lovingly and in comical jest:

Woman have been as disappointed with my dime roll Microdickie as I am sure Tina was with your tip.

Free Ben Franklin his leathery pouch.

That is my reality and the only game an old fat monger with a tiny appendage can muster with success.

Now get out there and have fun.

Happy mongering.

MicroDickie.[/QUOTE]My apologies about your congenital happenings, as I see, you always drive on and I'm really fond of your reports and how amusing they are. I'll hit you up on DM about another finding I got. I hope it interest you. Be safe out there.

Microdickie visited the Biltmore and enjoyed the foliage. Microdickie's sciatic nerves were in rough shape from the drive. Too tired to ponder puss and boobs I ventured to Mrs. Microdickie approved: Oriental Massage on Reilly Rd.

Apple at Oriental Massage worked hard on my hamstrings, applied hot stones and stretched the old man for 90 minutes. This is not Filway Apple. This place is as wholesome as Apple pie. Apple did a great job. I had her breathing heavy as she dug her elbows into my ass cheeks and down my hammies. Once or twice a fully clothed boobie brushed my face. But those fun bags are not for customers. Microdickie's wee weiner remained withered from start to finish. Sciatic nerve was relieved.

Negatives: New prices $70 hr, $100 90 min.

Katie still runs the place. She is nice but is annoying. Apple does speak English well. The silence was soothing.

Damage $100 plus $40 tip.

Apple pie is good on occasion but it doesn't satisfy my sweet tooth. Candy is great but.

Maybe some dark chocolate treat from the escort thread might go well with a side of Microdickie?

Happy Mongering.

Microdickie.

Last week I TOFTT.

On Bedpage I saw the ad for the new Thai massage place on Bonanza. I saw Nicole from Filway and drew Las Vegas May when I entered. It's in the plaza just past Asian market in small plaza unit 108 on the right side of the barber. No signage. Just ring the doorbell. FS is a probability. I'm not FS since I'm too small for real penetration. So there is no point paying nor asking unless it's a very beautiful woman. Then I will at least grind around building up the spank bank. Unfortunately I made a withdrawal because I like big boob spinners and that was not to be found on Bonanza Drive. In fact, whenever a Thai woman wears a wig you know she ain't young. However, with age comes experience and that was evident.

May from Las Vegas gave me a nice PM, talked dirty, FIV and encouraged COT. CBJ. She is a Hoover. She worked up a real sweat literally spanking her tits on the little fellow. Fun but no cum. She tried. Not my cup of tea but she is nice, energetic and friendly.

Hour cost me $180 roughly in total. Massage was ok. Not Thai.

Funny story: When I saw Nicole it reminded me of the PM she gave me once. In the heat of the pandemic she was Nude while suited up in a mask, face shield and wearing those yellow Playtex kitchen gloves. She did a glove job while massaging my prostate. Now that was fun. Whenever, Mrs. Microdickie dons them after dinner I fondly recall that encounter with bittersweet memories as I press into my wife's tiny hiney knowing that ain't happening in our home.

Monger on!

MicroDickie.

[QUOTE=MicroDickie;5613354]Last week I TOFTT.

On Bedpage I saw the ad for the new Thai massage place on Bonanza. I saw Nicole from Filway and drew Las Vegas May when I entered. It's in the plaza just past Asian market in small plaza unit 108 on the right side of the barber. No signage. Just ring the doorbell. FS is a probability. I'm not FS since I'm too small for real penetration. So there is no point paying nor asking unless it's a very beautiful woman. Then I will at least grind around building up the spank bank. Unfortunately I made a withdrawal because I like big boob spinners and that was not to be found on Bonanza Drive. In fact, whenever a Thai woman wears a wig you know she ain't young. However, with age comes experience and that was evident.

May from Las Vegas gave me a nice PM, talked dirty, FIV and encouraged COT. CBJ. She is a Hoover. She worked up a real sweat literally spanking her tits on the little fellow. Fun but no cum. She tried. Not my cup of tea but she is nice, energetic and friendly.

Hour cost me $180 roughly in total. Massage was ok. Not Thai.

Funny story: When I saw Nicole it reminded me of the PM she gave me once. In the heat of the pandemic she was Nude while suited up in a mask, face shield and wearing those yellow Playtex kitchen gloves. She did a glove job while massaging my prostate. Now that was fun. Whenever, Mrs. Microdickie dons them after dinner I fondly recall that encounter with bittersweet memories as I press into my wife's tiny hiney knowing that ain't happening in our home.

Monger on!

MicroDickie.[/QUOTE]Is Nicole still wearing her face shield and only doing 30 min massages.

[QUOTE=ETG83;5614774]Is Nicole still wearing her face shield and only doing 30 min massages.[/QUOTE]I drew Las Vegas May so I cannot provide a contemporaneous account of Nicole. As a side note, Las Vegas May is not the same May that was at Filway last year.

Others will have to report.

This place needs a wheelchair ramp! There are lots of disabled vets in Fay. Just like myself, also not having one is non-compliance to ADA act!

I'm back gentlemen, had to partake Haymount. Candy worked out all the tension I had on my shoulders while getting my feet massaged by the other. Didn't catch the name of the second girl. Aggressive HJ after flip without even asking what I wanted or what I was okay with. I like the straight to the point kind of approach Candy had when asking me what type of massage I want and where to focus. Damage was $ . 20 no extra tip even though I tried.

Can someone tell me how to find this place? Unfamiliar with where it is.

[QUOTE=ArizonaRebel;5625472]Can someone tell me how to find this place? Unfamiliar with where it is.[/QUOTE]When you give out some info maybe someone will help you out.