Massage Parlor Reports

In my dream this morning I went out for some exercise around 930. Intended to try the place west of Home Depot on Pine Ridge, I drove past and the sign was not lit so figured they were not open yet. I pulled around to look for activity and a VERY hot dark haired beauty pulled into the lot and right alongside her a middle aged dude pulled in as well. I figured he must be her first appointment. OMG she looked fine out my window. Couldn't tell if she was Asian but certainly had a mixed exotic look. So I pulled into the lot by the pawn shop just to make sure and she got out of her car and kinda stood there on the sidewalk looking my way, backpack and a water bottle off her shoulder and she just stared at me kinda like she was wondering if I was her appointment or the other guy maybe? I pretended to shuffle some things around my car like I was looking for something. The dude got out of his car holding an IPad or something and they walked together down the sidewalk on the side of the building. They did not go in the front door. The "open" sign was not lit but it said on the door they open at 9. Not sure if they were open or not and what the hot chick and dude were up to. Is there a back or side door to these places? What do you guys think? Maybe they were going to some other business in the complex?

So, I proceeded down PR to 3447 across from the fire station. Went inside and was greeted by a mid 30's girl "Jasmine" wearing a cute sundress and she was definitely worth a shot. Invited me into the massage room, no table shower was seen nor offered. The room had 2 tables. 70 to the house (I handed her a Benjamin) then she asked if I wanted to use the restroom first. Yes, good idea and then I went into the room and I got ready. Stripped down and hopped on to the table. Peering thru the table hole I see a little towel on the floor below. LOL. Everything else appeared clean.

She came in and put on this smock thing over her sundress. What's up with that? She was very clean. Used hand sanitizer on my hands 3 different times, which I appreciate! The massage sucked. It was basically light touches and swiping back and forth across my back with a light brush to the boys when I lifted my caboose. I reached under and felt a nice little bottom, did the flip and she asked what I wanted. I said a little bit of everything. She said 2 Benjamins, I said one. She pulled back a bit and said "This Naples" as if that would sway me. I said $ and a Grant for all. She said ok and then wanted to be tipped beforehand. I said when we are done. She said "You use credit card" to which I replied I have the cash (all she had to do was look at my money clip on the table). She said ok and grabbed a bag and put it on using verbal methods very nicely. Started with a short CBJ and then put some lube on the tip while she said "because it so big" climbed aboard rcg and just held on. Being my first time for such services I couldn't stop my muscle spasms from her technique. She climbed off the table and ask if I'm single, nodded yes and she says "You have no girl to keep you happy so you not last long" LOL.

She cleaned me up and thought we were done but I reminded I paid for the hour and could use more massage on my back. It pretty much sucked except she did one thing grabbing my arms behind my back and rocking me. She was up on top of my back going back and forth and used her feet. It was kinda weird, and not enough pressure for me.

At about the 50 minute mark, we were done and I was happy. I gave her $ and 20 (didn't even mention no change from the house fee).

House 70 Tip 150 total damage 220.

Massage 2/10.

Looks 6/10.

Body 7/10.

Service 8/10.

Friendliness 9/10.

Cleanliness 9/10.

Thanks guys for the previous reports, I did my homework. It saved me some money and also gave me some good tips! Hope I get to vacation in your area again soon!

[QUOTE=Josephr9999;3497560]In my dream this morning I went out for some exercise around 930. Intended to try the place west of Home Depot on Pine Ridge, I drove past and the sign was not lit so figured they were not open yet. I pulled around to look for activity and a VERY hot dark haired beauty pulled into the lot and right alongside her a middle aged dude pulled in as well. I figured he must be her first appointment. OMG she looked fine out my window. Couldn't tell if she was Asian but certainly had a mixed exotic look. So I pulled into the lot by the pawn shop just to make sure and she got out of her car and kinda stood there on the sidewalk looking my way, backpack and a water bottle off her shoulder and she just stared at me kinda like she was wondering if I was her appointment or the other guy maybe? I pretended to shuffle some things around my car like I was looking for something. The dude got out of his car holding an IPad or something and they walked together down the sidewalk on the side of the building. They did not go in the front door. The "open" sign was not lit but it said on the door they open at 9. Not sure if they were open or not and what the hot chick and dude were up to. Is there a back or side door to these places? What do you guys think? Maybe they were going to some other business in the complex?

So, I proceeded down PR to 3447 across from the fire station. Went inside and was greeted by a mid 30's girl "Jasmine" wearing a cute sundress and she was definitely worth a shot. Invited me into the massage room, no table shower was seen nor offered. The room had 2 tables. 70 to the house (I handed her a Benjamin) then she asked if I wanted to use the restroom first. Yes, good idea and then I went into the room and I got ready. Stripped down and hopped on to the table. Peering thru the table hole I see a little towel on the floor below. LOL. Everything else appeared clean.

She came in and put on this smock thing over her sundress. What's up with that? She was very clean. Used hand sanitizer on my hands 3 different times, which I appreciate! The massage sucked. It was basically light touches and swiping back and forth across my back with a light brush to the boys when I lifted my caboose. I reached under and felt a nice little bottom, did the flip and she asked what I wanted. I said a little bit of everything. She said 2 Benjamins, I said one. She pulled back a bit and said "This Naples" as if that would sway me. I said $ and a Grant for all. She said ok and then wanted to be tipped beforehand. I said when we are done. She said "You use credit card" to which I replied I have the cash (all she had to do was look at my money clip on the table). She said ok and grabbed a bag and put it on using verbal methods very nicely. Started with a short CBJ and then put some lube on the tip while she said "because it so big" climbed aboard rcg and just held on. Being my first time for such services I couldn't stop my muscle spasms from her technique. She climbed off the table and ask if I'm single, nodded yes and she says "You have no girl to keep you happy so you not last long" LOL.

She cleaned me up and thought we were done but I reminded I paid for the hour and could use more massage on my back. It pretty much sucked except she did one thing grabbing my arms behind my back and rocking me. She was up on top of my back going back and forth and used her feet. It was kinda weird, and not enough pressure for me.

At about the 50 minute mark, we were done and I was happy. I gave her $ and 20 (didn't even mention no change from the house fee).

House 70 Tip 150 total damage 220.

Massage 2/10.

Looks 6/10.

Body 7/10.

Service 8/10.

Friendliness 9/10.

Cleanliness 9/10.

Thanks guys for the previous reports, I did my homework. It saved me some money and also gave me some good tips! Hope I get to vacation in your area again soon![/QUOTE]Glad to know [I]someone[/I] had a nice experience there. I was there a couple of times and I've got bad memories. See my previous posts.

By the way, the MP West of Home Depot is part of the cartel. The owners are still privileged guests at Mike's Hotel unless they come up with 5 M cash. (combined). Don't know what will happen to that place.

There are a few, if any, non-Asian massage in Fort Myers area. If anyone had experiences with them, please reply. Let's keep them busy in business.

Does't get much better for an AMP. 30, looks 8, pretty, petite. Job performance 8. 5. Deduct 1 a pt for being a little too safety minded although almost couldn't tell the diff. Deduct another 1/2 point for no back door. And great value. Total for hr was $. 9. (house. 7, tip $. 2). Some advice; ask for light with oil, while she expertly teases your jewels enough, grope her thighs. After she's to turn face up, and whispers "what you want? You say "everything", then when she asks "what you tip? You say $. And she says $. 2. You say ok if you get all naked too. Pretty sure that will be the end of discussion for next half hour and you will have made your appt for repeat on the way out. Its also so nice to actually finish the hour out after the cleanup with foot massage then neck and scalp. Had no idea what to expect going in. Sometimes things do go just like they used to, smooth and easy, reasonable cost, and intent on the promise "take good care you". Slept like a baby when I got home.

[QUOTE=Source;3497999]
By the way, the MP West of Home Depot is part of the cartel. The owners are still privileged guests at Mike's Hotel unless they come up with 5 M cash. (combined). Don't know what will happen to that place.[/QUOTE]So, that's what happened to them! 5 M seems a reasonable price for greed. My electrician told me he bet they have a "cousin" or "uncle" running the place for them until they can take it back.

Does't get much better for an AMP. 30, looks 8, pretty, petite. Job performance 8. 5. Deduct 1 a pt for being a little too safety minded although almost couldn't tell the diff. Deduct another 1/2 point for no back door. And great value. Total for hr was $. 9. (house. 7, tip $. 2). Some advice; ask for light with oil, while she expertly teases your jewels enough, grope her thighs. After she's to turn face up, and whispers "what you want? You say "everything", then when she asks "what you tip? You say $. And she says $. 2. You say ok if you get all naked too. Pretty sure that will be the end of discussion for next half hour and you will have made your appt for repeat on the way out. Its also so nice to actually finish the hour out after the cleanup with foot massage then neck and scalp. Had no idea what to expect going in. Sometimes things do go just like they used to, smooth and easy, reasonable cost, and intent on the promise "take good care you". Slept like a baby when I got home.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3500076]So, that's what happened to them! 5 M seems a reasonable price for greed. My electrician told me he bet they have a "cousin" or "uncle" running the place for them until they can take it back.[/QUOTE]Talk of cartels. Some info that was forwarded to me regarding AMPs. When in the land of Caesar, pay unto Caesar. Word is, the Famiglia has the entire country districted. Those who want to play in any district, has to pay. A %, one would think, or other tribute. Those who do not pay, will not be allowed to play any longer.

Oh. Underworld business can be so efficient and the epitome of capitalism unfettered by Gov't, more or less.

My fishing buddy is still in search of that one UTR FBSM provider who gives a great massage with a sensual HE.

Caught up with him over a few beers and he had a few tales of recent adventures.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/chl/thp/d/welcome-welcome-asian-massage/6254678959.html[/URL]

AMP off 41 in PC. 50/ hh and 70/ hr. Table shower ok, massage decent and HE with 40 tip. Not a place to rave about but steady. UTC top. He says ask for CoCo.

[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/busty-sexy-mature-wife-loves-giving-sensual-rub-downs/38818398[/URL]

Buddy says this a different experience. Hubby sits and watches total body slide front and back for a Franklin. He has been a few times and enjoys it.

[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-sara-cape-coral/13603305[/URL]

Although well-known and much reviewed, buddy confirmed decent massage in her ok home with topless and roaming for 120 ttl.

[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/save-the-tatas/28611257[/URL]

Now I almost couldn't contain him on this one, he said more a rub and slide vs. A massage although total roaming from the get go and huge assets employed all over during the slide. FIV 120.

He also saw Natalie on the Cape but said he would not return for that table fare of 200.

Well, after a few beers he asked me if I knew of anyone who fits that parameter of his ongoing search of that mature FBSM who provides a quality massage and a great smile at the end to pass it on. So if you happen to know one, I would be glad to pass it on to him. I live vicariously through his adventures.

Take care and stay safe.

OR CH.

[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3482712]Daniela has recently started to offer massage services and has been posting to Craigslist located in FM. Visited her a couple weeks back and received a very good 60 min massage. No upgrades available on at least the first visit and stayed out of reach. 100 for covered massage is steep considering how much other legit LMT charge in the area that are as good or even better. Nice office, very clean, hot towels. Overall a very nice experience. Not sure if anyone else has had the chance to visit and had a different experience.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/stressanxietypaincall/6233802530.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her twice & there is absolutely no roaming & nothing else on the menu!

Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3506225]Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Most apt approach is to presume that Craigs List "Therapeutic Massage" are mostly legit, maybe not the Asian ads though.

Most apt approach is to presume that the Back Page "Massage" ads are H-Ending shops.

[QUOTE=DamHeImGoud;3506225]Recently finding himself retired and in Florida after the unfortunate tree cutting accident while filming Axe Men season 27, my friend finds himself in search of a good massage therapist. He said he also recently checked out Simona who has an office in FM off Beacon. He mentioned it was kinda a weird setting getting a massage in an old hospital or retirement home or bomb shelter. Whatever the building is. Anyway once inside the office was nice and she was pleasant enough. He said he wasn't pleased with the massage and most likely will not be going back. She kept a heavy sheet on the entire time which not only was hot as hell but annoying. She used LOTS of oil and didn't clean off as he is accustomed, with hot towels at other locations he has visited. He was greasy at the end and she made it very clear he should behave himself. I told him I haven't been there, but he was curious if anyone else had a better experience. He wanted to enjoy the session more. But just couldn't.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/therapeutic-massage-by-simona/6258320710.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Her ad DOES say, "No Extras!" That being said, my electrician said he found sometimes that really means they need to get to know you first. Perhaps another visit or two would do that. YMMV.

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3508087]Her ad DOES say, "No Extras!" That being said, my electrician said he found sometimes that really means they need to get to know you first. Perhaps another visit or two would do that. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Her ad also says $100/ hour. There are a lot of legitimate massage therapists who charge $60/ hour and the AMPs charge $70/ hour for a legitimate therapeutic massage too.

[QUOTE=CrazyCatMan;3508154]Her ad also says $100/ hour. There are a lot of legitimate massage therapists who charge $60/ hour and the AMPs charge $70/ hour for a legitimate therapeutic massage too.[/QUOTE]My buddy says that he has 3 LMT's that charge between $40-60/ hour and give a fantastic massage (Cape & FM). He said when he sees an ad saying $100 per hour, he will assume more is on the menu. According to his extensive research in the area he knows the fair going prices. That being said he enjoys the research process and trying out new places that have not been reviewed.

I decided to visit the Lehigh Asian massage again as I thought there was more on the menu. As I stated there was a lot of po-po activity the first time around the area. This time there was no such activity. The lady remembered me from before. The massage was standard and on the flip she could see things were up. She ignored the rise and continued the massage as nothing was happening. It was a good massage but can say nothing else was on the menu. YMMV but after giving a second chance I will not repeat.