Streetwalker Reports

Always wear 2 condoms in your everyday life, then when you have sex take one of them off. You will feel like a wild man!

Secondly. Always go for the ugly ones. They are clean and tight and cheap.

3rdly: The adamsapple is your friend. Beware of Lola telling you it's that time of the month but a BBBJCIM is in line.

4thly: Never, ever put too much stock in anything that anyone tells you. Yes, that includes on here.

5thly: don't do it. Be a master at bating. Go online and have an E Jack you late.

Sixthly: Is there even a word called sixthly? I'm tired. Goodnight.

[QUOTE=Pat Ramo]I'm kinda new to the game! What are the tips on picking up a SW?[/QUOTE]

Grass, road, sidewalk, motel, mini van. What am I missing?

[QUOTE=Pat Ramo]I'm kinda new to the game! What are the tips on picking up a SW?[/QUOTE]


Uhm.... if you can read this, please go the the forum home page and you will have all the info you need...

Yeah, RTFF! ;)

[QUOTE=Raynman55]Uhm.... if you can read this, please go the the forum home page and you will have all the info you need...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. LOL. It's the best I can do with a camera phone at 40 mph. The moral of the story is... Stay away from two girls that dress like hookers, are always together, and look TOO young because they are. Normally I wouldn't attempt a pic, but I thought this was a situation that warranted it. The big/thick girl in the red minidress has cornrow braids and says shes 21, but her friend in the blue tank top (pic makes it look like a plant on the white walled building with the red roof) is jail bait. Just say no, like me fellas. She told me she would be 18 in DEC. Gotta long ways to go. Be safe and GL.

The westside spots seem good as of late. Even saw one wsw6 on SanJuan Friday night I pass on them for various reasons. But I'm not sure how long I can keep passing them up.

[QUOTE=Sr Paul]The westside spots seem good as of late. Even saw one wsw6 on SanJuan Friday night I pass on them for various reasons. But I'm not sure how long I can keep passing them up.[/QUOTE]

FOllow your instincts, there buddy. It might have been good that you passed them up.....

[QUOTE=Rapidspender]Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very funny. LOL. It's the best I can do with a camera phone at 40 mph. The moral of the story is... Stay away from two girls that dress like hookers, are always together, and look TOO young because they are. Normally I wouldn't attempt a pic, but I thought this was a situation that warranted it. The big/thick girl in the red minidress has cornrow braids and says shes 21, but her friend in the blue tank top (pic makes it look like a plant on the white walled building with the red roof) is jail bait. Just say no, like me fellas. She told me she would be 18 in DEC. Gotta long ways to go. Be safe and GL.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean, I don't even try to snap any pics with my phone anymore, only good pics i was ever able to take was when I had my nikon with me. And I don't carry it with me when i am hunting.

Wow Sicily you must be tired, you forgot;

7th: if they complain that you are taking too long, ask them to let you stick it in the pooper.

[QUOTE=Sicily]Always wear 2 condoms in your everyday life, then when you have sex take one of them off. You will feel like a wild man!

Secondly. Always go for the ugly ones. They are clean and tight and cheap.

3rdly: The adamsapple is your friend. Beware of Lola telling you it's that time of the month but a BBBJCIM is in line.

4thly: Never, ever put too much stock in anything that anyone tells you. Yes, that includes on here.

5thly: don't do it. Be a master at bating. Go online and have an E Jack you late.

Sixthly: Is there even a word called sixthly? I'm tired. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]

Its been a while since I've seen any on Youngerman I know a couple of the chicks that used to stay at the Red Roof Iin and the Motel Six. I also remember a year ago after leaving a bar going down that road and seeing an extemely fine female and then found out. It was the daughter of the owner of Pony's. Nice and tight in that hotel room. Thats what I'm looking for.

LOL. Did I even post that video? Or did I just mention it? I was with a black chick in Op and she kept asking me that and I did indeed counter with the pooper question.

Lol

[QUOTE=Jaxduke]Wow Sicily you must be tired, you forgot;

7th: if they complain that you are taking too long, ask them to let you stick it in the pooper.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sicily]Always wear 2 condoms in your everyday life, then when you have sex take one of them off. You will feel like a wild man!

Secondly. Always go for the ugly ones. They are clean and tight and cheap.

3rdly: The adamsapple is your friend. Beware of Lola telling you it's that time of the month but a BBBJCIM is in line.

4thly: Never, ever put too much stock in anything that anyone tells you. Yes, that includes on here.

5thly: don't do it. Be a master at bating. Go online and have an E Jack you late.

Sixthly: Is there even a word called sixthly? I'm tired. Goodnight.[/QUOTE]



Sicily, You are simply a genious!

And to think everyone assumed sicily for italian bacon last year.

[QUOTE=Sicily]LOL. Did I even post that video? Or did I just mention it? I was with a black chick in Op and she kept asking me that and I did indeed counter with the pooper question.

Lol[/QUOTE]Dude, almost every other post you make is about sticking it or at least trying to stick it in the pooper, not that there's anything wrong with that. I thought I was was the assman, but I think you may have me beat.

I found a new function on my my phone that makes it easier to get a shot when driving. Check this one out. Her and a friend have been out this past weekend. I was able to partake with this one for CBJ and CFS, but it was broad daylight and I was totally nervous, so I ended up finishing myself off on her face. Not too bad, but not good enough for me to remember her name or ask for digits. I've only seen these two strolling between the motels, and usually day time.
Also, on a different day, I tried to pick up her friend (no pic), but when I made my turn, I saw LE, so I just drove by. I also noticed a new to me UC car. Silver Charger I believe. Be safe. I'm done with the SW seen. It's too damn hot out there. I can't even rely on my numbers. Jennifer lost herself a steady customer the other day. ***** talking about how she needs rent (like always) and had the nerve to pull me into her room when someone else was in there. I could tell he was nervous, so I gave her a jackson, and told her to call me when she was done. I told her I was short on time, so to make it fast, and she said "ten minutes". 25 mins later I called her back, and she said meet her in ten, which I did. Got to her room, told her I was in a hurry, and dropped another jackson on the desk. She told me to "chill out a sec" so she could get her fix on, all the while, bitching about shitty dope. I thought that I should just leave, cuz that pisses me off that she couldn't just work for 10 minutes, and then have her fun, but I needed the bust. Anyways, she started her half ass BBBJ, and again, tried to put me in her semi hard again. Just as I got a rythm going, the rock started making her paranoid, and she told me to get up. Even told her I'd give her an extra 20, but that didn't phase her. Anyhow, I didn't. Just kept at it. I was waiting for her to go ballistic any minute but she never did. Shortly after, I got mine, but got up pretending I didn't. Acting PO, I grabbed the other 20 I put on her desk and started to get dressed. She asked me if I "didn't get IT," and I kept getting dressed. She told me to come back and finish, but I obviously just left. Tired of that shit. Too bad she couldn't offer some better service. I think she's one of the better SW's out there, and has a nice body and rack (despite the busted one). Done with that shit. No more PH for me.