Massage Parlor Reports

After a long hiatus from Valley Blvd, I had a work event in San Bernardino late last week and the car was on autopilot on my way home. I'd headed for Valley but when I drove past a last minute voice said "Royal" so I ended up next door. I was relieved to get to the door and find the half hour was still $40 - I haven't been in literally years. I park on the street and there was great curiosity when I arrived as to where my car was. I managed to make it go away and I took my assigned room and laid down. When my masseuse (Bebe? Febe? Something like that) came in she gasped with shock to see that I was stark naked and laying face up without the towel covering me. This was the theatrical gasp of a high school acting class. She managed to contain her shock about 4 seconds later when her hands went directly for my cock. She gave a nice, short (erotic) massage which included climbing all over me and gentle rubbing with no oil. She gave the international sign for BJ and told me it would be 60, when I (laying on my back, cock at attention) gave the universal sign for "climb on and ride" and she said $100. I literally laughed out loud and she didn't take well to that. I said $60 and she again reverted to BJ. No. Ride. Back and forth. Eventually I gave in and coughed up 80 (damn you, inflation) and she rode me. She didn't want to change positions but luckily I'm 6'1" and 220# while she's 5'0" and 110#, so I basically just stood up with her still on my cock and walked her around and bounced her on it for a minute. She went from "pretending to enjoy" to pretty much blown away and then game was on, I laid her out on the table and fucked her in several positions, finally finishing in mish.

At $100 it was a pretty good value, $120 less so, I probably won't be back, but who am I kidding, of course I'll be back.

After a pretty good time at BMR in Upland last July, with an unexpectedly attractive South American provider, I was hoping to go a second time in the coming weeks, but I saw that this particular LMP is now listed as closed on RM.

Anyone know what happened, or if it's permanently closed? I called several times but got no answer, and I didn't want to leave a voicemail.

I'd swing by the place myself if it weren't a 50+ mile drive for me.

Man, this thread has been dead for a while. Went to the SPOT this Sunday morning. Lucy let me back. 4 for hhr. I have been visiting many of the LMP's and been disappointed with the quality o girls. Generally they either seem to hate their job or they are FAT! Not a good fat either, but trolls. Big round trolls. Anyway, Lucy was beautiful and I hoped she was the one to take care of me. After a couple minutes, she walks in in this tight white dress that shows off all her curves. This woman was HOT! After a 10 minute oil back massage, which wasn't bad, she told me to flip. Asked what kind of service I wanted. I told her I wanted it all. She gave me suggested donations. Off came the dress, and my eyes just about popped out of my head. I have never in my time at LMP's (or AMP's) had a woman with as spectacular a body as Lucy. She was all natural and wore it all well. No orange peel ass or anything. HOT! Said she only works Sunday. Anyway, she had good oral skills and could take a lot of work, as it took me a little while, but she milked me dry. Damn, I'm going to have to go back.

[QUOTE=JoeJoeDag;3773894]Man, this thread has been dead for a while. Went to the SPOT this Sunday morning. Lucy let me back. 4 for hhr. I have been visiting many of the LMP's and been disappointed with the quality o girls. Generally they either seem to hate their job or they are FAT! Not a good fat either, but trolls. Big round trolls. Anyway, Lucy was beautiful and I hoped she was the one to take care of me. After a couple minutes, she walks in in this tight white dress that shows off all her curves. This woman was HOT! After a 10 minute oil back massage, which wasn't bad, she told me to flip. Asked what kind of service I wanted. I told her I wanted it all. She gave me suggested donations. Off came the dress, and my eyes just about popped out of my head. I have never in my time at LMP's (or AMP's) had a woman with as spectacular a body as Lucy. She was all natural and wore it all well. No orange peel ass or anything. HOT! Said she only works Sunday. Anyway, she had good oral skills and could take a lot of work, as it took me a little while, but she milked me dry. Damn, I'm going to have to go back.[/QUOTE]Hey JoeJoe,

Sounds like a good time can be had at the SPOT. Perhaps you can send more information to me via a private message? I have no idea where the SPOT is located or what they may charge for a massage.

Anyone been? It's in San Bernardino. A few months ago I stumbled across it when I was in the area and, holy shit, I met one of the most stunning women I had ever met in my life. Young, latino, woman. I think she said she was from Honduras. Absolutely beautiful. Someone who should be on TV. It was odd though. I walked in and she had an attitude, even rolled her eyes at me for some unknown reason. But even that was somehow sexy LOL But I had to see what this place was like and hoped it was going to be fun. While in the room, I asked her why the attitude but she didn't answer, she just became a little nicer. So, she gets to work. Puts these sponges on my back and ass, which I guess was salt water, and it was like getting a sponge bath. No hands, just sponges. Then she asks me to sit up with legs over side of table. I don't remember what she did here because at this point I realized she was allowing me to feel her all over, mostly feeling up her ass. But her clothes were still on. She then had me lay on my back and went for mr. Woody. It was all mechanical, nothing sexy other than how phenomenally beautiful she was. I asked if she'd go nude but no, but she took her top off and displayed simply gorgeous, young, perfect tits. C cups, I think. So, I'm wondering if this was a one-off, lucky situation or has anyone else been there? Again, massage sucked, the whole experience was quick, but girl was gorgeous. More so than any of the nuru girls I've seen even, it's just that her attitude was meh. I'm not remembering completely, but I think it was a typical entrance fee ($30-40?) and she asked for $40.

[QUOTE=LiftHerUp;3205739]I could not find any reviews on the place up on the bluff as the road plunges down into old Victorville, so I thought I'd TOFTT. Glad I did.

I drew Bibi, Korean, mid 30's to 40 maybe, face at first had an older expression, like she'd seen a lot of life.

Lying face down, after a few minutes, breasts started running up and down my back, really full and pressing breasts, like someone had said, "Rub those breasts on his back like you mean it!" Flip, and the BJ started. It was a perfect BJ, with no teeth, no roof of the mouth, just a full warm soft firm tongue, doing its thing on me. Then she put me inside for ACG, then we flipped for mish.

As I stroked inside her, her face softened considerably. Her skin turned out to have maintained the freshness of a 20-year-old, amazing. Her breasts, though natural, maintained some of their upthrust while she was on her back, and I could kiss and gently suck the nipples at will.

Beautiful perfect Korean girl Bibi works Thursday through Sunday. Too bad I live so far away, and can get up there only occasionally.

Lift Her Up.[/QUOTE]Lin's massage? Googled victorville+massage, then pulled up the terrain map to try and find the bluff.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;3805921]Lin's massage? Googled victorville+massage, then pulled up the terrain map to try and find the bluff.[/QUOTE]Been to the place in AV. Not bad on the providers, but it changes often during the week, and I have gotten tired of being asked to have "two girls" even though both are willing. High pressure system and a rush job is what its turning out to be.

[QUOTE=Atheistically;3825639]Been to the place in AV. Not bad on the providers, but it changes often during the week, and I have gotten tired of being asked to have "two girls" even though both are willing. High pressure system and a rush job is what its turning out to be.[/QUOTE]Went to this place yesterday, and while I was getting a "post-tip" massage from one of the providers, the other one comes into the room, and wants to know if I want a "two-girl massage" (talk out aggressive! Even though FS is possible here, I will never again go to this place, since clearly, they do not know how to "reign it in", or not interrupt a provider and a customer! If ever there was a place that needs to be closed down now, this one is it!

So I have been to this spot in San Berdo once per year for the last three years. The first visit my therapist was a 9-10 amazing young lady, my second visit my therapist was a 4-5 chubby chick and my little me did not mind, this last visit a solid 7, nice ass. The action was solid in all three cases. The 10 has been gone a long time. The place advertised on BP before it went down that they got rid of any old or fat ones. The 7 is there on Sundays.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;3804153]Anyone been? It's in San Bernardino. A few months ago I stumbled across it when I was in the area and, holy shit, I met one of the most stunning women I had ever met in my life. Young, latino, woman. I think she said she was from Honduras. Absolutely beautiful. Someone who should be on TV. It was odd though. I walked in and she had an attitude, even rolled her eyes at me for some unknown reason. But even that was somehow sexy LOL But I had to see what this place was like and hoped it was going to be fun. While in the room, I asked her why the attitude but she didn't answer, she just became a little nicer. So, she gets to work. Puts these sponges on my back and ass, which I guess was salt water, and it was like getting a sponge bath. No hands, just sponges. Then she asks me to sit up with legs over side of table. I don't remember what she did here because at this point I realized she was allowing me to feel her all over, mostly feeling up her ass. But her clothes were still on. She then had me lay on my back and went for mr. Woody. It was all mechanical, nothing sexy other than how phenomenally beautiful she was. I asked if she'd go nude but no, but she took her top off and displayed simply gorgeous, young, perfect tits. C cups, I think. So, I'm wondering if this was a one-off, lucky situation or has anyone else been there? Again, massage sucked, the whole experience was quick, but girl was gorgeous. More so than any of the nuru girls I've seen even, it's just that her attitude was meh. I'm not remembering completely, but I think it was a typical entrance fee ($30-40?) and she asked for $40.[/QUOTE]They had a sister location in Anaheim on brookhurst, man I miss that place. I was in love with Laylah from Mexicali. I would have run off with her had she asked me to.

Umm if you walk in with liquor breath, they pretty much know you are not a cop. Just a FYI for all you dumb fucks out there. If boozie breath doesn't get it done then you are in the wrong place. You think they care. Pfft think about the food they eat. Garlic, fish, onions, and all those oyster infused sauces. Your booze breath is refreshing. Initially is sounds racist but it is not. It is a fact. Sure you should chew some gum etc. We all know booze breath can smell like gum but the booze gets out no matter what. It may help some of you with a weaker game. I am by no means suggesting you go in there with whiskey dick. Just pug a beer or two about 20-40 minutes prior.

I visited recently and can confirm the gorgeous Latina experience best no rush service I have ever had.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;3804153]Anyone been? It's in San Bernardino. A few months ago I stumbled across it when I was in the area and, holy shit, I met one of the most stunning women I had ever met in my life. Young, latino, woman. I think she said she was from Honduras. Absolutely beautiful. Someone who should be on TV. It was odd though. I walked in and she had an attitude, even rolled her eyes at me for some unknown reason. But even that was somehow sexy LOL But I had to see what this place was like and hoped it was going to be fun. While in the room, I asked her why the attitude but she didn't answer, she just became a little nicer. So, she gets to work. Puts these sponges on my back and ass, which I guess was salt water, and it was like getting a sponge bath. No hands, just sponges. Then she asks me to sit up with legs over side of table. I don't remember what she did here because at this point I realized she was allowing me to feel her all over, mostly feeling up her ass. But her clothes were still on. She then had me lay on my back and went for mr. Woody. It was all mechanical, nothing sexy other than how phenomenally beautiful she was. I asked if she'd go nude but no, but she took her top off and displayed simply gorgeous, young, perfect tits. C cups, I think. So, I'm wondering if this was a one-off, lucky situation or has anyone else been there? Again, massage sucked, the whole experience was quick, but girl was gorgeous. More so than any of the nuru girls I've seen even, it's just that her attitude was meh. I'm not remembering completely, but I think it was a typical entrance fee ($30-40?) and she asked for $40.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheNoob;3969507]I visited recently and can confirm the gorgeous Latina experience best no rush service I have ever had.[/QUOTE]I replied to your post in the LA forum. I had a great time with Lily too. And Mary. But I hit it off more with Lily. That first girl I saw was absolute model material but bad attitude.

Passing through town and been to this spot a few times and have always left stress free.

It is H&L Health Spa I believe is the name, same little run down strip mall as Gridiron Pizza, just at the other end.

Not much to look at from the outside, typical AMP outside decor. Sweet girl, Wendy, probably about mid 30's or so.

Decent body, looks like she may have been more athletic in her younger years, but not bad just not as tight as she probably used to be.

Gives a decent massage, 50 for the hour. Even if extras were not on the menu, the massage is good.

Has a table shower in the back but I've only used once, but if you're looking for the TS option, its there.

Like I say decent massage, more like a deep body rub but still hits the good spots.

Not much for teasing, 1st time for me I thought it was going to be a bust.

After the flip, asks me if I want an extra massage, since I have been before, I just rub her V and squeeze a tit and say I want the "Man-sagge".

She obliges but asks for a hat, which I always carry 2, you never know.

She goes out of the room, I assume to check to make sure the hat is good, then comes back.

She knows I like DATY, so she cleans up 1st and leaves out the lube, I hate the taste of lube.

She has nice large dark lips and a nice patch, not to bare, not too hairy.

Tits are probably a 36 large C or small D and natural with nice dark eraser tips, yum.

After a nice DATY service, right to the FS, mish style sort of. Finished well and out of breath, but stress free.

The only thing I don't care for here is the cigarette smell, reminds me of an old casino or my grandma's house.

All in all, out the door 170,5 for massage and 12 for her.

Not the best part of town or the best massage, but decent enough and FS for under 2, not bad.

[QUOTE=TheNoob;3969507]I visited recently and can confirm the gorgeous Latina experience best no rush service I have ever had.[/QUOTE]Is this the salt therapy place?