Rants and Raves plus Stupid Shit

[QUOTE=AquaLung1987;5551080]Boeite was referring to a song titled "Cross Eyed Mary" by the same band who sings "Aqualung", Jehtro Tull. I have never heard the "Cross-Eyed Mary", but I have heard "Aqualung" many times. Despite the song being 50 years old and way before my time, "Aqualung" is frequently played on PYX106 and other classic rock stations. The song "Aqualung" is referring to an old homeless man who is described as a dirty tramp, alone, unwanted, sick and dying and at the bottom of the society's status hierarchy. I was expressing that I honestly fear that will be me someday, I will die old and alone and hated by society like Aqualung. I feel like a throw away reject that nobody wants. Dysfunctional estranged family, no friends, no girl will date me and when I thought it couldn't get worse, now providers are taking pleasure from ripping me off (Savannah, Violet and this past week that crazy Schenectady girl, I am only listing the ones who have ripped me off within the past few months, excluding everyone from the past. I have had bad luck recently with providers). But Bowtie made that comment on the Cross-Eyed Mary song, TooTorid thought he was referring to a provider named Mary.

Also I am familiar with Excited Newbie's story, where he moved in with a provider and other stuff he writes about. At first, a few people mistakenly thought that I was also Excited Newbie due to his similar "falling in love with providers. " However as most have figured out, I am not him. Unlike Excited Newbie, I have never cohabited with a girl or even spent extended time with a girl. Two years ago, when I began seeing Jada for outcalls, that was the very first time in my entire life that I ever had a girl in my car (I was 32 at the time, I am 34 now). So you can see how that right there contributed to how I mistakenly fell in love with Jada. Also it shows how miserable and alone my unfair life has been all these years..[/QUOTE]1-As it pertains to the song aqualung, the song cross eyed Mary, the aqualung story / saga, PYX106 and other rock radio stations-absolutely NO fucks given by THIS monger.

2-"Alone, unwanted, sick, bottom of society status" blah blah blah- that's already you. Not someday. TODAY!

3-I must admit that for a hot minute I, too, believed you were excitednewbie. No one but you would be dumb enough to move a hooker in with him, I thought.

Then, realizing that NO girl would EVER live with YOU, it became obvious to me that I was mistaken.

4-Someone is impersonating you? YOU are: Treebark, bugleboy 1-1,000, mr. Pineapple, bigdaddy 1-1,000, aqualung, isiah 1-1,000. Who knows what other names you have used.

No one is as skilled at impersonating you as you are. No one does impersonations of you as well as YOU do.

Someone must be getting a kick out of all your bullshit. Your still able to post freely, even with all of your different (but obvious) personas.

[QUOTE=TooTorrid;5552279]1-As it pertains to the song aqualung, the song cross eyed Mary, the aqualung story / saga, PYX106 and other rock radio stations-absolutely NO fucks given by THIS monger.

2-"Alone, unwanted, sick, bottom of society status" blah blah blah- that's already you. Not someday. TODAY!

3-I must admit that for a hot minute I, too, believed you were excitednewbie. No one but you would be dumb enough to move a hooker in with him, I thought.

Then, realizing that NO girl would EVER live with YOU, it became obvious to me that I was mistaken.

4-Someone is impersonating you? YOU are: Treebark, bugleboy 1-1,000, mr. Pineapple, bigdaddy 1-1,000, aqualung, isiah 1-1,000. Who knows what other names you have used.

No one is as skilled at impersonating you as you are. No one does impersonations of you as well as YOU do.

Someone must be getting a kick out of all your bullshit. Your still able to post freely, even with all of your different (but obvious) personas.[/QUOTE]Look Treebark is a completely different user from me, who is known to troll this site. I do not come on here to troll. I come on to moan about how I want a girlfriend and complain about bad providers ripping me off. In the past, I used to fall in love with providers, but have since learned not to. I guess you can say I have gained street smart in the hobby from say two years ago. Unfourtatnely, now I am suffering from being ripped off / robbed by providers. Well Violet was my own fault because I fronted her $300. But with Savannah and the others, I walked in there, not knowing they would rip me off. I know all of you at one point or another have been robbed by providers over the years and being new at the hobby, its something I hadn't experienced before. But I do not come on here to troll and make non sense posts, my posts always are moaning about my life or writing like a public diary. Anyone who looks closely enough to Treebark's posts can tell I am not him.

The usernames I have gone by are the original Bugleboy, Handandy, BigDaddy, Quagmire, Prince Isaiah, Zay Siding, Mr. Pineapple and Aquaman. The usernames Bugleboy2, Bugleboy3, Bugleboy4 and Bugle Boy is Back are not me. Someone made those accounts impersonating me and trolled the board. I suspect Treebark but am not 100 percent certain. I just got very upset by it and further upset that others still don't believe me and now are accusing me of being Treebark. How would you like it if someone impersonated you and nobody believed you?

The only reason I rejoined this site was to post my bad reviews on Violet and most recently to warn you all about the crazy Schenectady chic ([URL]https://albany.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-busty-37-year-old-female/310987570850[/URL]). Hey I am doing you all a favor by warning you about her manic crazy unsafe behaviour.

And you claim no girl would want to live with me. Well if I was that bad, that girl on the beach wouldn't have approached me. She wanted me to stay the full night, which I should have. And you wonder why I make a big deal about that girl on the beach, well because she was the first and only time I hooked up and got sex for free (well technically second time, counting this gross old almost 60 year old lady who I originally lost my virginity to for free, pity sex).

[QUOTE=AquaLung1987;5552584]Look Treebark is a completely different user from me, who is known to troll this site. I do not come on here to troll. I come on to moan about how I want a girlfriend and complain about bad providers ripping me off. In the past, I used to fall in love with providers, but have since learned not to. I guess you can say I have gained street smart in the hobby from say two years ago. Unfourtatnely, now I am suffering from being ripped off / robbed by providers. Well Violet was my own fault because I fronted her $300. But with Savannah and the others, I walked in there, not knowing they would rip me off. I know all of you at one point or another have been robbed by providers over the years and being new at the hobby, its something I hadn't experienced before. But I do not come on here to troll and make non sense posts, my posts always are moaning about my life or writing like a public diary. Anyone who looks closely enough to Treebark's posts can tell I am not him.

The usernames I have gone by are the original Bugleboy, Handandy, BigDaddy, Quagmire, Prince Isaiah, Zay Siding, Mr. Pineapple and Aquaman. The usernames Bugleboy2, Bugleboy3, Bugleboy4 and Bugle Boy is Back are not me. Someone made those accounts impersonating me and trolled the board. I suspect Treebark but am not 100 percent certain. I just got very upset by it and further upset that others still don't believe me and now are accusing me of being Treebark. How would you like it if someone impersonated you and nobody believed you?

The only reason I rejoined this site was to post my bad reviews on Violet and most recently to warn you all about the crazy Schenectady chic ([URL]https://albany.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexy-busty-37-year-old-female/310987570850[/URL]). Hey I am doing you all a favor by warning you about her manic crazy unsafe behaviour.

And you claim no girl would want to live with me. Well if I was that bad, that girl on the beach wouldn't have approached me. She wanted me to stay the full night, which I should have. And you wonder why I make a big deal about that girl on the beach, well because she was the first and only time I hooked up and got sex for free (well technically second time, counting this gross old almost 60 year old lady who I originally lost my virginity to for free, pity sex).[/QUOTE]Got to be treebark.

Looks like treebark.

Walks like treebark.

Sounds like treebark.

Smells like treebark.

Acts like treebark.

Sorry as treebark.

Talks like treeback.

Dumb as treebark.

Whines like treebark.

Trolls like treebark.

Lies like treebark.

Crazy like treebark.

Stupid as treebark.

Pitiful as treebark.

Must be treebark.

I miss that guy.

No Aqua, TB did not create your profiles. You did you sad sack of emotions.

He was awesome!

[QUOTE=NewportLights;5553404]I miss that guy.

No Aqua, TB did not create your profiles. You did you sad sack of emotions.[/QUOTE]Wait I forgot about you Newport Lights, you're is the same guy as Treebark. You also use multiple handles. I knew I wasn't the only one. Hey Treebark, do you like talking to yourself.

And no I did not make those imposter account troll posts. Those posts were quite sick, posting about peanut butter ass licking and doing stuff with mans best friend. I never talk like that. In fact I even find anal sex or anything involving Anal area to be disgusting. And I never come on here to troll spam. No I come on here instead as I stated yesterday to moan about wanting a girlfriend and to post reviews on bad providers. I'm surprised the admin on the other site didn't just do a simple IP address check to show that I'm telling the truth about not being the other imposter bugleboy.

Just one handle here. You are definitely a crazy man.

[QUOTE=AquaLung1987;5553675]Wait I forgot about you Newport Lights, you're is the same guy as Treebark. You also use multiple handles. I knew I wasn't the only one. Hey Treebark, do you like talking to yourself.

And no I did not make those imposter account troll posts. Those posts were quite sick, posting about peanut butter ass licking and doing stuff with mans best friend. I never talk like that. In fact I even find anal sex or anything involving Anal area to be disgusting. And I never come on here to troll spam. No I come on here instead as I stated yesterday to moan about wanting a girlfriend and to post reviews on bad providers. I'm surprised the admin on the other site didn't just do a simple IP address check to show that I'm telling the truth about not being the other imposter bugleboy.[/QUOTE]

Ok maybe this will better explain my financial situation with this hobby.

I take home from work each month about $2100. May seem like a lot but for a single guy living alone, its not. Lets break down.

First my rent is $650, I only have the cheap rent because I "live in my uncle's garage", not literally, I do not live with my uncle, he lives up in Saratoga, he owns property down in Scotia and a garage he uses down here, he converted the upstairs into an apartment, he offered to rent to me. I moved from my old apartment complex back in April to my uncle's garage. The apartment is very nice with new appliances, I have a big backyard with woods in back and my own driveway, so I can't complain, it's like I am living in a small house. Also me moving helped me get a new fresh start. The bad providers who did outcalls with me in the past all knew where I lived at my old apartment complex, which concerned my safety (as you know I was threatened more than once by providers who robbed me). Now that I moved, these past providers do not know where I live now. Maybe another reason not to do outcalls anymore, to protect my real life privacy for my safety.

But lets see minus $650 for rent leaves me with $1450.

Next is my car insurance, which is $100 a month, so now we are down to $1350. Thankfully I paid off my car loan a long time ago, no car loan or lease payments.

Next is my phone bill, which is $100 a month, so down to $1250 now.

Next is my internet with verizon fios which is $80 a month (just my luck my street is a dead zone with cell signal, so I need internet and a signal booster). Now down to $1170.

Finally, I have to pay a minimum of $200 a month on my very high credit card balance of over $8000 just to get by, so now down to $970.

That is just my bills alone, the remaining $970 is for food, gas and recreation (this hobby counts as recreation). So that is where donation rates matter. I want to see an escort once a week. So someone who does $80, that is $240 a month. If they do $100, that is $400 a month. Subtract $240 from $970, I am left with $730 a month, worse subtract $400, I only got $570 a month. See now why I cannot afford $200 girls, like the highend tryst girls.

I have to make that remaining $730 or $570 a month stretch for food and gas. I just get by each month, but no savings. Something like a car repair comes up, I have no choice but to use my credit card, which increases my balance even higher. This is why I take it so hard when I get ripped off, because I cannot afford to get ripped off.

Also nobody is going to understand my situation. I cannot go to a financial planner and say, "oh well I spend $300 to $400 a month on escorts" and nobody is going to help me out and give me money for this hobby. I hope this explains better. I need a second job, I still think doordash because I drive a lot and can work my own flexible schedule. I would not work uber because I have difficulties dealing with people, so perhaps doordash. Only solution to solve my problems and put me at peace with this hobby financially. These providers do not know how easy they have it with "free money".

[QUOTE=AquaLung1987;5560597]Ok maybe this will better explain ".[/QUOTE]Dude, nobody cares.

Shut the fuck up.

Pk.

[QUOTE=LokiPk;5562225]Dude, nobody cares.

Shut the fuck up.

Pk.[/QUOTE]You shut up. At least I do BBFS and get bare pussy unlike all of you who are cowards and use condoms for FS.

[QUOTE=AquaLung1987;5562445]You shut up. At least I do BBFS and get bare pussy unlike all of you who are cowards and use condoms for FS.[/QUOTE]"You shut up. At least I. . . . " << engage in high risk behavior with my health and that of others >>> blah blah blah blah.

[QUOTE=TonyTF;5565357]"You shut up. At least I. . . . " << engage in high risk behavior with my health and that of others >>> blah blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]And with his lamest post, the latest version of Bugleboy (Aqualung) is banned yet again. Likely going for the record to see how many of his iterations break the total number of banned handles.

I love the name change with idiot boy. Too fucking funny.

[QUOTE=TonyTF;5565357]"You shut up. At least I. . . . " << engage in high risk behavior with my health and that of others >>> blah blah blah blah.[/QUOTE]I mean, I hear ya, but it's a thing for some of us. Though unlike the guy you quoted we don't have to be assholes about it.

I'm new to the upstate area, here for work for appx 2 yrs, and it looks like it's a very different vibe from my last location where BBFS was discussed openly and without all the judgement. Though I do find this typical for the smaller markets vs the larger ones I've visited- the more mongers involved in the hobby in a region the more likely it is folks will be honest and open about what they are into. I'm not saying any one person in this thread or anywhere else does or does not do anything in particular, because there are certainly dudes who don't venture out uncovered, but my experience has been that a lot guys play a role online re: bb vs what they do IRL because that is what they think the community expects. If there's one thing I feel relatively confident in saying it's that BBFS is far more common than most of us think.

For me, I'd much rather stay home and jerk off vs bagging up which takes about 93% of the enjoyment / sensation out of sex. Simply put, I ain't paying to fuck inside of a bag. If that makes me an outcast in this location so be it.

[QUOTE=MorganCreamin;5566082]I mean, I hear ya, but it's a thing for some of us. Though unlike the guy you quoted we don't have to be assholes about it.

I'm new to the upstate area, here for work for appx 2 yrs, and it looks like it's a very different vibe from my last location where BBFS was discussed openly and without all the judgement. Though I do find this typical for the smaller markets vs the larger ones I've visited- the more mongers involved in the hobby in a region the more likely it is folks will be honest and open about what they are into. I'm not saying any one person in this thread or anywhere else does or does not do anything in particular, because there are certainly dudes who don't venture out uncovered, but my experience has been that a lot guys play a role online re: bb vs what they do IRL because that is what they think the community expects. If there's one thing I feel relatively confident in saying it's that BBFS is far more common than most of us think.

For me, I'd much rather stay home and jerk off vs bagging up which takes about 93% of the enjoyment / sensation out of sex. Simply put, I ain't paying to fuck inside of a bag. If that makes me an outcast in this location so be it.[/QUOTE]See that's what I mean about BBFS, the condom does take away from the pleasure. So I would rather take the chances with BBFS to at least enjoy the experience. And I partake in this hobby also for foreplay and kissing. You can stay home and jerk off to porn with a pocket pussy (which feels very realistic). But the foreplay and kissing is what keeps me in this hobby. That's why I make sure beforehand the provider does kissing (granted a few have lied to me) so it's enjoyable and worth while. Too many providers are too mechanical. And given how I can't find a real girlfriend, this is my only option for sex, this is why I continue this hobby.