So I had business in Illinois and had a weird desire to see what Fantasy Massage was all about. I figured I'd call first to see what flavors were on the menu and when I called a lady told me they moved. To Downtown. Hmm. Chatted a little more and apparently they are now called A Touch of Luxury and are located in one of the loft buildings on Spruce.
Sure why not, this is weird and hell someone has to report it to you all so I get there and have to call them to buzz me up. Nice building but reeked of weed when you walked into the lobby. Dude at a desk that paid me no attention. I go to the floor they tell me to go to and knock. I walk in to a decently decorated, dimly lighted space. Two short, overweight gals with masks on me talk to me about "room fees" that are paid up front. . 60 for 15, . 80 for 30 and. 100 for an hour. The gals set their tip levels in the room and they start at. 100. Sure. Why not. I choose one of the two gals and we get to the room and she straight up as soon as we close the door says her minimum tip is. 200. Lmfao Hell to the no. She tried to talk me down to less room time so she gets more tip and I just say I'm out. They give me back my room fee no problem and give me a business card. No sensual mood. No flirting to warm the situation up. No thanks.
If they had better looking talent. Sure. MAYBE. Definitely not for what I saw. Interesting setup though, I'll be curious to see how long it lasts.
