Korean Bar Reports

[QUOTE=WillieWillie;2612245]Bravo BeerAddict! Best Bar Report I've read in many months. Concise. . . Succinct. . . No embellishment or delusions of grandeur. . . A refreshing change of pace from the fantasy exploits and hyperbole we have become accustomed to lately. Unless one can name names (as you have), one can only conclude that object of affection from many reports we have seen lately is Suzy Palm and her five sisters.[/QUOTE]Thanks brother but me no mo game. LOL. Just trying to share factual info with our brothers so we all learn from each others mistakes and take advantage of KBGs who actually "provide" a service.

Be safe brothers.

Started at Starlite last night before heading over to 904. As luck would have it, we end up sitting at a table next to the Kangaroo *****. Our entire group cannot stand her obnoxious demeanor and fat pooch of a stomach so instead of leaving we just chose to sit at the bar. After about an hour of not having to hear her loud whiny voice she ends up at the bar with her lvb. Darn it! We finish up our beers and make a beeline out of there when one of our friends who is a Korean national and speaks the language stops and looks perplexed by what she's saying to her lvb. We leave and head over to Lilac and ask him what was wrong? He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place. This coming from a fat chick who is sitting alone a lot of times waiting for her prey. Reason I'm telling this story? I want to make sure everyone gets educated about this chubby leach who owes a lot of people money. She probably borrowed money for snacks at home!! By the looks of her tummy, I'm probably right. LOL.

Be safe brothers and stay away from the likes of Brandi the Kangaroo money owing local hating *****!!

[QUOTE=BeerAddict;2612704]Thanks brother but me no mo game. LOL. Just trying to share factual info with our brothers so we all learn from each others mistakes and take advantage of KBGs who actually "provide" a service.

Be safe brothers.[/QUOTE]Beer Addict go to Spotlite next week Wed, they got a promotion selling $10 tickets for curry stew and potato salad plus 2 drinks, that's a pretty good deal. They are also having a Karaoke contest from 9 to 10 pm. Sorry I don't know what the prize is. New DJ Alan works Wed and Thursdays told us $1 karaoke when he works.

The promotion from 5 to 10 alohaoe.

[QUOTE=Alohaoe;2612782]Beer Addict go to Spotlite next week Wed, they got a promotion selling $10 tickets for curry stew and potato salad plus 2 drinks, that's a pretty good deal. They are also having a Karaoke contest from 9 to 10 pm. Sorry I don't know what the prize is. New DJ Alan works Wed and Thursdays told us $1 karaoke when he works.

The promotion from 5 to 10 alohaoe.[/QUOTE]Thanks Alohaoe, that is a very good deal. I'll be there for sure to support mama and put in my Sena time. LOL.

[QUOTE=Baboozer;2612015]Had reserved a table for us old farts for Mondays game but maybe they forgot oh was at 904. Kinda disgruntled was going to leave right there and then but stayed for a couple of beers then shafted them to go cheerstation. Saw too many transplants / recycled kbg's but nobody really bothered me except I did by mama a few Ld's. Figured why not I'm kind of old and particular who I choose to keep me company besides she was like a mosquito punk keeping the mosquito's at distance. I can only guess 904 saved my reserved table for some young punks but who knows. I heard they were very slow for the game? See when you screw with old billy goat gruff. Disgruntled as I or we may have been we managed to have a grand ole time, somewhat. Aloha's.[/QUOTE]Passed by 904 after the game and the parking lot was empty. I'm sure next week Monday, your table will be reserved with your name and a stack of markers. They no learn who rules the bars. The old faithful farts.

[QUOTE=BeerAddict;2612727]Started at Starlite last night before heading over to 904. As luck would have it, we end up sitting at a table next to the Kangaroo *****. Our entire group cannot stand her obnoxious demeanor and fat pooch of a stomach so instead of leaving we just chose to sit at the bar. After about an hour of not having to hear her loud whiny voice she ends up at the bar with her lvb. Darn it! We finish up our beers and make a beeline out of there when one of our friends who is a Korean national and speaks the language stops and looks perplexed by what she's saying to her lvb. We leave and head over to Lilac and ask him what was wrong? He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place. This coming from a fat chick who is sitting alone a lot of times waiting for her prey. Reason I'm telling this story? I want to make sure everyone gets educated about this chubby leach who owes a lot of people money. She probably borrowed money for snacks at home!! By the looks of her tummy, I'm probably right. LOL.

Be safe brothers and stay away from the likes of Brandi the Kangaroo money owing local hating *****!![/QUOTE]I think Suji the hard body Fox should go back to 904 and tell the Kangaroo what's up and if she.

Like challenge. Haha. I still trying for the fox but keep getting shut the. That Baboozer must be some lucky guy.

[QUOTE=BeerAddict;2612727]He then tells us what was bothering him. Apparently she owes his buddy a large sum of money so he already holds a grudge toward her. I guess she was telling her lvb that she hates local customers because they don't spend money and that she wishes that during 9-11 they should have attacked Hawaii so all locals would have died. How's that? She then told her lvb that all the kbgs at 904 hate her because all their customers end up spending on her instead. She proclaimed herself as the Queen and that the two mamas better watch out because she already runs the place.[/QUOTE]This Kanga get some serious esteem problems with sociopathic tendencies. "I love me. Everybody else jealous of me, at fault for my shortcomings, and deserve to die. " What a case study.

[QUOTE=MitsFunai;2613570]This Kanga get some serious esteem problems with sociopathic tendencies. "I love me. Everybody else jealous of me, at fault for my shortcomings, and deserve to die. " What a case study.[/QUOTE]In over 30 years of frequenting the bars, I've never met anyone who is so full of themselves and who is so racist towards locals. I'm hoping customers notice her arrogance and will stay away in the future. I have many more stories about her but I think I've already said enough. Stay away brothers. Don't fall into the trap unless you want to get ripped off.

Be safe brothers.

Anyone going watch the game this morning? Will be out.

[QUOTE=CaptinCrunch;2613189]Passed by 904 after the game and the parking lot was empty. I'm sure next week Monday, your table will be reserved with your name and a stack of markers. They no learn who rules the bars. The old faithful farts.[/QUOTE]That's so funny shat. They or all kb's don't seem to understand that we have options. They texted me almost at the end of the game to drop by and pick up food but decided to just ignore as we were having too much fun at Starlite. Didn't go back yet but will probably be there for football Mondays. What to do what to do. They must be trippin out. Got to teach them a lesson. You mess with BillyGoatGruff you will get the f'and horns. I wonder if UH will get past the 50 yd line today? It'll probably be a reaming of a lifetime. 2 games from now they got to play Wisconsin that should be another assgape to remember too. Have a fantastic weekend everybody! Old goat ready for headbutt somebody.

[QUOTE=BeerAddict;2613586]In over 30 years of frequenting the bars, I've never met anyone who is so full of themselves and who is so racist towards locals. I'm hoping customers notice her arrogance and will stay away in the future. I have many more stories about her but I think I've already said enough. Stay away brothers. Don't fall into the trap unless you want to get ripped off.

Be safe brothers.[/QUOTE]Sweet as they may seem, most hostesses are psychotic head cases. Never met a girl who didn't have 837 selfies on her phone. There's a bartendress at 74 who is popular and seems so friendly, yet I was shocked to see her scream and shout like she belongs in a padded cell when she got mad at the waiter. I knew a hostess back in the day who got mad her "hunny" bought a drink for another girl, and vandalized his Jaguar. Subsequently, I parked my POS out of direct sight.

I've known local guys with excellent listening skills in the Korean language and you'd be appalled at how vulgar KBG thoughts are. Even if they treat you like king at the table, they don't think much of this place or the people and just want the money, never mind if they trick a guy and he ends up on the streets.

I always get a kick out of seeing the girls' faces flip to a serious streetgirl's look as soon as she turns to go back into the bar, after happily walking her elated customer out and kissing goodnight. By the time she completed the 180, it's like he was never there.

[QUOTE=MitsFunai;2612345]That's the beauty of being a dayshift regular-the KBGs no mess with you because of the delicate balance of customers during that time, usually 11-5 PM. I've seen and participated in mass abandonment of a KB for another KB just because of a difference of opinion or crappy service. We leave, no more business.

KB operators are finally recognizing the importance of dayshift due to current evening conditions. We no more as much drama and dingalings as nights and the bartenders starting to give better service (except at 74) and pupus. Lights are out for nightshift unless you playing the KBG game or like spend plenty money. Dayshift veterans been dea.[/QUOTE]Is it true that Talent serves breakfast and opens at 6 am?

Mass exodus? Like Rap's Tita said, "Dey gimme da heave-ho; dey tell me lataz!!" :D

[QUOTE=MitsFunai;2613570]This Kanga get some serious esteem problems with sociopathic tendencies. "I love me. Everybody else jealous of me, at fault for my shortcomings, and deserve to die. " What a case study.[/QUOTE]Its quite puzzling that she thinks she's all that. First of all she's ugly then her attitude / personality stanks plus she's fat and out of shape. That's the halmark of a kunt. She don't like the local folk? Well get the fack of our island! She wished 9/11 happened here? Fack her fat ass. I hope the next airplane disaster / attack would involve her stinking shamu blimp. I hope none of you actually sit with that hepher sow cow. LOL.

[QUOTE=HMobius;2613804]Is it true that Talent serves breakfast and opens at 6 am?

Mass exodus? Like Rap's Tita said, "Dey gimme da heave-ho; dey tell me lataz!!" :D[/QUOTE]Talent does open at 6 am, similar to Green Tea in Kalihi. Actually got customers in there too!!

[QUOTE=Baboozer;2613841]Its quite puzzling that she thinks she's all that. First of all she's ugly then her attitude / personality stanks plus she's fat and out of shape. That's the halmark of a kunt. She don't like the local folk? Well get the fack of our island! She wished 9/11 happened here? Fack her fat ass. I hope the next airplane disaster / attack would involve her stinking shamu blimp. I hope none of you actually sit with that hepher sow cow. LOL.[/QUOTE]Funny how KBGs think locals are in their territory. Yes we're in a KB but hello? The damn bar is in HAWAII!! Dumb ass Kangaroo types. LOL.

Be safe brothers.