Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Lastboyscout]Well, took one for the team (a few, actually). Made several visits to bambee massage near universal. Very nice slightly older lady who runs it. She talked about how slow they were, no customers, but she is very friendly. TS is great, but avoids certain areas, steam sauna is amazing too. Massage is top notch, and therapist/manager is friendly, talks if you want to talk, doesn't if you don't. As I said, made several trips, and am fairly sure that there is no extras at all. However, it is one of the best massages I have ever recieved and would recommend to anyone who likes a thorough massage (hot stones too!).

Now, I am planning to visit the cocoa area in a few weeks, and am wondering if anyone has tried the asiami (spelling?) massage place in cocoa that advertises on craigslist? I don't mind if I have toftt, but would like to know ahead of time if this is a place to be avoided.

Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]I think you are speaking of Asiana in Cocoa Beach. It's pretty good. Standard Asian fare. You can probably find some reviews under Brevard County

[QUOTE=Lastboyscout]Well, took one for the team (a few, actually). Made several visits to bambee massage near universal. Very nice slightly older lady who runs it. She talked about how slow they were, no customers, but she is very friendly. TS is great, but avoids certain areas, steam sauna is amazing too. Massage is top notch, and therapist/manager is friendly, talks if you want to talk, doesn't if you don't. As I said, made several trips, and am fairly sure that there is no extras at all. However, it is one of the best massages I have ever recieved and would recommend to anyone who likes a thorough massage (hot stones too!).

Now, I am planning to visit the cocoa area in a few weeks, and am wondering if anyone has tried the asiami (spelling?) massage place in cocoa that advertises on craigslist? I don't mind if I have toftt, but would like to know ahead of time if this is a place to be avoided.

Thanks for any info.[/QUOTE]Tried it about a month ago. Typical AMP.. 8 for the hr. Descent scrub all areas hit. Masssage a 7 and left happy. All her clothing stayed on but hands wandered underneath. Don't remember the her name.

[QUOTE=Magic74]To all those that got Jenna's number from me:

DO NOT SEE HER ANYMORE.

Your safety is at great risk. That's all I'm going to say. Please do not PM me to clarify.

Something happened and not sure if she's into drugs or whatever but your physical safety is at risk if u see her. There are some shady characters hiding around her place.[/QUOTE]

I guarantee she is a druggie, I saw her about 10 days ago. She jerked me around a couple of times previously then out of the blue she texts me with an apology and an invitation, I was nearby so I went.

I get to the apt. and she is waiting outside because it's around the side of the bldg. Get inside and I ask to use the restroom and she gives me all these excuses about her x-roommate being a slob etc. so I just headed for the BR, I used the bathroom and Re-conned the place--nothing, so I peeled off the attire.

The place is filthy, nothing but clothes on the floor in the bedroom. Mattress was on the floor in living room, no furniture, flat-screen on the kitchen countertop facing the mattress. She said she doesn't live there just uses it to play and yet she took me to her 16 Y.O. daughter picture hanging on the wall to show me how pretty she was.

She has a smokin' body and a cute face but was more into jerking than licking and I had to keep reminding her to focus on the oral, eventually she got better and everything worked out.

The sheets had a strong smell of high grade mary jane and she had the feel of a herker jerker crack monster, very skittish and nervous and there was a 1.75 liter of vodka on the counter top.

So I decided that it wasn't worth a return visit unless it was super convenient , I wouldn't go out of my way for it , meaning I wouldn't drive 10 miles.

Even though all I saw was a rather straight looking guy carrying books head in after I left, I WILL BE TAKING MAGIC'S ADVICE.-----VS

[QUOTE=Hammer]First hes telling us he has a secret but won't tell us the girls name or number. One ups himself by giving out names of girls that turn out to have STD like life threatening issues. What a douche. He obviuosly does not wish to 1) Share 2) useful info. Get lost dkhd.[/QUOTE]

Magic shared her number with quite a few members (the ones he was comfortable with) and most of them wrote back to say they had a good time. His methods may be out of the norm, but at least he did share the info.

Now he made the effort to give us a heads up about a situation that has changed.

If you don't like him, that's fine. But kick him off the board? That seems rash.

[QUOTE=Hammer]First hes telling us he has a secret but won't tell us the girls name or number. One ups himself by giving out names of girls that turn out to have STD like life threatening issues. What a douche. He obviuosly does not wish to 1) Share 2) useful info. Get lost dkhd.[/QUOTE]

You want Magic to go? You've been on the board 7 yrs.,with a whopping 18 posts, most of them negative. You have also had the privilege of having a post removed by Jackson for being argumentative and you have the balls to say Magic should be thrown off! And you brag about having a hot girl in Metro West ( although no-one has reported on her) and you would only give her number out by PM ,so what makes you different than Magic? Dude, before you run your mouth get some of that anger in check and take a close look at yourself, ask yourself who--if anybody should be removed----VS

Thanks guys for the info on Asiana, may have to check it out next month.

Now, I have to ask this one for my own pride, has anyone been to bambee and been successful? I made several trips because there seemed to be a possibility, but am now thinking that it was just me. Of course I did see the same person everytime.

As always have fun, be safe.

[QUOTE=VerySlowly]You want Magic to go? You've been on the board 7 yrs.,with a whopping 18 posts, most of them negative. You have also had the privilege of having a post removed by Jackson for being argumentative and you have the balls to say Magic should be thrown off! And you brag about having a hot girl in Metro West ( although no-one has reported on her) and you would only give her number out by PM ,so what makes you different than Magic? Dude, before you run your mouth get some of that anger in check and take a close look at yourself, ask yourself who--if anybody should be removed----VS[/QUOTE]

Good post Uncle Slowly. Right on!!! BTW are you still doing Cindy Adams and Jose Nierras?

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=Snake12]Good post Uncle Slowly. Right on! BTW are you still doing Cindy Adams and Jose Nierras?

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen either of your posted names but I did run across Janine Fuegmann and she said she misses you but that Snake 3 is a more appropriate name.

Dude you have got to stop pouring that "Black Jack" over your hand trying to get your date drunk. LOL. Snake you should know by now that you can't fool me.

VS

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100]ToA 1 has changed its name to Dragon Den Spa and will open up on January 27. It looks like the same quality management as before. Hoping that the quality of the therapists are also there.

Tel: 407-343-SPA1.

I will probably partake in a couple of weeks. Feel free to be the first to visit. ToA 1 was one of my ATF, so you should enjoy the experience.

Be safe.[/QUOTE]I drove by the former ToA 1 yesterday. They do not seem to be open yet. Called the number and got the machine: Opening January 27.

I will keep checking.

Be safe.

ToA 2 is not quite open. I called and they said they would be open early next month.

I think they are vetting the new talent (sort of like AMP Idol?).

Be safe.

Read a few posts down, I made several trips. Same person everytime manager/owner I think? Amazing massage, but nothing extra. Thought maybe it was just me. Place has signs of more. Door is locked, you have to ring buzzer, table shower, I get the feeling I spooked her somehow.

Side note: saw amber at tender touch, massage was none to good. Could have rubbed oil on my own back. Not super hot but not bad looking. Extras were comperable to previous posts.

And magic, I did not intend to call out either of you, just wanted to bring the attention back to massage is all. I think you did the right thing by making others aware.

Lastboyscout, I reported about them the 1st week they opened. Look back to my report a few months ago.

Does anyone know where you can get a Nuru Massage.

I have been looking for something like this but still it seems to elude me.

Thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=Down1]Does anyone know where you can get a Nuru Massage.

I have been looking for something like this but still it seems to elude me.

Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]
I have a Guru who does the Nuru, but she's awfully slippery to get ahold off.

[QUOTE=Ron News]I have a Guru who does the Nuru, but she's awfully slippery to get ahold off.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you people get it. "Nuru Massage" is an anagram. Re-mix the letters and you get:

"Nurse Rum Saga"

He wants to know if there is a nurse thank drinks too much rum and will not shut up about her story (saga).

The closest thing is Becky at the former East-West Massage (drama queen).

Be safe.

Saw Joan again. She advertises alot on CL and BP, stressing that draping is required. She's cute and in great shape but she really takes the draping thing too far. Let one inch of but crack get exposed and she's pulling that towel up as fast and as far as she can.

Her prices are good but she's a bit too uptight IMHO. These providers need to understand that draping is optional in Florida.

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by Hammer, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

In addition, Hammer has been erased and banned from the forum, and all IP addresses used by him have been recorded in my "Troublemaker's Database" for identification of future aliases.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

to the Orlando massage board for finally ridding yourselves of a real nuisance.

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by Hammer, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

In addition, Hammer has been erased and banned from the forum, and all IP addresses used by him have been recorded in my "Troublemaker's Database" for identification of future aliases.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]

I'm sure I speak for everyone on this great forum we're allowed to be a part of. Thank you, Jackson, from the bottom of my heart.

We all have our little quirks or whatever, but this guy simply had to go.

It`s Hammer time.......

Since the price is 20 to 25 cheaper than the average asian stops this has become a regular for me. I have posted about Lori before, so I will keep it short. Since I have gotten more and more as I see her I was looking for a full menu. Not this time since the owner was in the house but did give me a french lesson. 60 for massage and 40 for tip.

I am sorry to hear about the problems. I was greatfull to find someone as sexy as her, since I am a sucker for hot chicks with large tits. I dont mind asians mp's but she was more of what turns me on. Magic I wanna thank you for following up on the info about her. If anyone knows of another girl with larger breasts and above average looks please let me know.

Be safe boys

Thinking of getting an appt w/this provider.

Spoke to her a couple of times by phone but got kind of a strange vibe.

Figured I'd check before TOFTT.

Here's her ad from BP thereapeutic massage section. (Also posts on CL)

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-a-gorgeous-woman-all-of-orlando/2491237[/url]

Saw Dani recently. She posts on BP.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tired-stressed-let-me-take-care-of-younew-specials-25/2292289[/url]

Nice lady, young, and has a great chest. Very friendly and although I have had better massages before her rub was pleasant. Not a place to go to have a sore muscle worked out. More of a relaxing rub.

Might repeat again sometime although there are some better folks out there. For .8/hour it was not a bad deal.

GP

[QUOTE=Comala57]Since the price is 20 to 25 cheaper than the average asian stops this has become a regular for me. I have posted about Lori before, so I will keep it short. Since I have gotten more and more as I see her I was looking for a full menu. Not this time since the owner was in the house but did give me a french lesson. 60 for massage and 40 for tip.[/QUOTE]

Is Lori an Asian? Sounds like you found a sweetheart. Can you provide more info about Lori, or PM me if you prefer.

Thanks

She is a cool white chick. Very petite, so much so her pockies are so small she doesn't like to take her bra off, but will. Below average face but her personality and friendlyness makes up for it. My favotite part of her massage is when she uses her legs and knees to get really deep on your back. Since she wears jeans that just helps getting her clothes off:). Super small mouth but french lesson was better than jenna's. I don't really care if a provider offers full service but I preffer a larger chest. I keep going back because of the price, her great deep tissue style, personality and safty. My guilty plessure is just trying variaty but lori is always a great choice. The spa advertises on CL for the Apopka, Altamonte area.

Hope this helps.

Comala

Hi guys decided to go to Asahi in Altamonte. Meet my massage threpist her name was Gia. She was great with the shower bed. She made sure she got everything, I was really suprised but she even got my ears. I must say she is really detail in her work. Back at the room she asked what kind of massage I would like, I told her anything is fine. So she decided to climb on my back with her feet and start her massage. I never had that before and I must say it was quite and experience. She then got my neck and workout out all the other detailed problem areas. The talking was not much but what she said was worth listening too. She even flirted with me a little which made me feel a little more relaxed. It has been a long time since I had such a great massage. I am hoping she will be available the next time I visit.

Touch of Asia 1 (or whatever they call themselves now) is open.

Lights on. Cars in lot. This is good.

Be safe.

Thinking of getting an appt w/this provider.

Spoke to her a couple of times by phone but got kind of a strange vibe.

Figured I'd check before TOFTT.

Here's her ad from BP thereapeutic massage section. (Also posts on CL)

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therape...orlando/249123[/url]

I saw her a about a month ago. She is very attractive but a big disappointment in every other area. I had an outcall. She arrived at my door with a bottle of lotion in her hand and asked where I wanted to do the massage. I asked about her table, linens, music, etc and she said we would just do it on the bed. At first I took that as a good sign but quickly came to realize that she did not offer extras either. It was a poor massage and she wasn't very responsive to my requests. I think she just tries to get by on her good looks because that's all she really has to offer in my opinion.

Please correct the link as we have no idea who this might be:

The requested URL /Therape...orlando/249123 was not found on this server



[QUOTE=Nohassles]Thinking of getting an appt w/this provider.

Spoke to her a couple of times by phone but got kind of a strange vibe.

Figured I'd check before TOFTT.

Here's her ad from BP thereapeutic massage section. (Also posts on CL)

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/Therape...orlando/249123[/url]

I saw her a about a month ago. She is very attractive but a big disappointment in every other area. I had an outcall. She arrived at my door with a bottle of lotion in her hand and asked where I wanted to do the massage. I asked about her table, linens, music, etc and she said we would just do it on the bed. At first I took that as a good sign but quickly came to realize that she did not offer extras either. It was a poor massage and she wasn't very responsive to my requests. I think she just tries to get by on her good looks because that's all she really has to offer in my opinion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loving302]Please correct the link as we have no idea who this might be:

The requested URL /Therape...orlando/249123 was not found on this server[/QUOTE]Scroll down to 4513 for link.

Here it is...

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-a-gorgeous-woman-all-of-orlando/2491237[/url]

I called her a couple of days ago but my cat senses told me no HE. Then I get a text today offering 90 minutes for $.75 which is a very good deal if you're getting a quality massage. I sent a text reply that said FBSM? and I never got a response.

[QUOTE=Loving302]Please correct the link as we have no idea who this might be:

The requested URL /Therape...orlando/249123 was not found on this server[/QUOTE]

Earlier today, I stopped by the Dragon's Den to see if they were having any "grand re-opening" specials. I was hoping to be greeted by Diana. To my disappointment, the homely, middle-aged Asian lady from ToA1 was at the desk. I asked her if they were having any specials? She replied with a stern no, followed by the quote of "$90.00/hr" as if that's all that was available. Looking at the price list, I also noticed that they offer a half-assed, (pun intended) from the waist up 1/2hr massage for $60.00.
I also asked her about the ladies. To which she mentioned that it was an all-new Asian staff of therapists.
If I should find myself with a buck-fifty burning a hole in my pocket, I just might give them a try.

Snow Plow.

[QUOTE=Mellow Cat]Here it is...

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-by-a-gorgeous-woman-all-of-orlando/2491237[/url]

I called her a couple of days ago but my cat senses told me no HE. Then I get a text today offering 90 minutes for $.75 which is a very good deal if you're getting a quality massage. I sent a text reply that said FBSM? and I never got a response.[/QUOTE]At least she told me her name is misty, lives in apopka, uses her house on may or bay st, never used her, but have talked to her twice, 1st time she had a bad cold, 2nd, she had an appointment for time I wanted. I sensed by talking to her, no extras.

Alrighty - so I've been doing the MP thing in Orlando for a few years now, and I still haven't quite figured out the system, but I think I'm getting closer.

Before moving here, the MPs I went to were very simple and easy to deal with. You picked your bikini clad girl out of a lineup, went to your room, discussed what was on the table (anything from a regular massage to FS) and how much it would cost, got undressed, took a shower, girl came back and undressed and the agreed and paid for service was performed.

In Orlando, I can't seem to find any place that will offer anything more than HR, even with repeat visits. I typically tip .4 for good service and .6 for exceptional, but it's still just the same level of service.

Recently, however, I've come to understand that the secret is to put the tip in a conspicuous location on the table while the provider is out of the room. What is the etiquette regarding this? If I put down 1.0 in .2 denominations and I feel like the service was only worth .4, do I pick up .6 on the way out, or have I surrendered that entire amount as soon as it's on the table?

Also, what's the going rate on services I can expect should I put that tip on the table?

Feel free to PM me if you're not comfortable answering in the forum. . . (or if you want to learn some great info about a couple of MPs in Wisconsin)

[QUOTE=Phroggmoon]Alrighty - so I've been doing the MP thing in Orlando for a few years now, and I still haven't quite figured out the system, but I think I'm getting closer.

Before moving here, the MPs I went to were very simple and easy to deal with. You picked your bikini clad girl out of a lineup, went to your room, discussed what was on the table (anything from a regular massage to FS) and how much it would cost, got undressed, took a shower, girl came back and undressed and the agreed and paid for service was performed.

In Orlando, I can't seem to find any place that will offer anything more than HR, even with repeat visits. I typically tip .4 for good service and .6 for exceptional, but it's still just the same level of service.

Recently, however, I've come to understand that the secret is to put the tip in a conspicuous location on the table while the provider is out of the room. What is the etiquette regarding this? If I put down 1.0 in .2 denominations and I feel like the service was only worth .4, do I pick up .6 on the way out, or have I surrendered that entire amount as soon as it's on the table?

Also, what's the going rate on services I can expect should I put that tip on the table?

Feel free to PM me if you're not comfortable answering in the forum. . . (or if you want to learn some great info about a couple of MPs in Wisconsin)[/QUOTE]

You can put down whatever you like, you're still only going to get a HE in Orlando. Tipping has been a massive discussion and point of argument on this board. I won't tell you what is correct. I'll just tell you what I do and why. I tip based on the service. If she's a sweet fun gal who did a good massage and took her time cleaning everything in the shower, and provided a nice slow HE, then she gets $30 from me as a tip on top of the $90 for the hour massage. If she's only average then she gets a $20 tip from me. If she gives a worthless massage and a worthless HE or no HE then I feel I've already over paid and I don't leave any tip.

Some say $30 is way too little, but I can tell you the gal I see most often is always very happy to see me and always does a great job. If she felt $30 wasn't enough I highly doubt she'd be doing so.

But that's just me.

This report might partly answer your question.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=932821&postcount=4482[/url]
My own experience is similar to Moonlightbiker.

They say that things are a bit different in St. Pete if you have the time. Check out the MP thread in that forum.

[QUOTE=Phroggmoon]Alrighty - so I've been doing the MP thing in Orlando for a few years now, and I still haven't quite figured out the system, but I think I'm getting closer.

Before moving here, the MPs I went to were very simple and easy to deal with. You picked your bikini clad girl out of a lineup, went to your room, discussed what was on the table (anything from a regular massage to FS) and how much it would cost, got undressed, took a shower, girl came back and undressed and the agreed and paid for service was performed.

In Orlando, I can't seem to find any place that will offer anything more than HR, even with repeat visits. I typically tip .4 for good service and .6 for exceptional, but it's still just the same level of service.

Recently, however, I've come to understand that the secret is to put the tip in a conspicuous location on the table while the provider is out of the room. What is the etiquette regarding this? If I put down 1.0 in .2 denominations and I feel like the service was only worth .4, do I pick up .6 on the way out, or have I surrendered that entire amount as soon as it's on the table?

Also, what's the going rate on services I can expect should I put that tip on the table?

Feel free to PM me if you're not comfortable answering in the forum. . . (or if you want to learn some great info about a couple of MPs in Wisconsin)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]This report might partly answer your question.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=932821&postcount=4482[/url]
My own experience is similar to Moonlightbiker.

They say that things are a bit different in St. Pete if you have the time. Check out the MP thread in that forum.[/QUOTE]

Loving's report is referring to 415 area code escorts. Although most of those gals have pulled time at amps around the country, it isn't an amp in the classical sense and Phrogg shouldn't expect that level of service elsewhere in town.

Phrogg, if you want a crappy massage but a very good overall experience, call the 415 area code asians from backpage. No table shower but it will be similar to what you're describing, and I've experienced, elsewhere in the country. No tipping, just pay the advertised rate. If you're looking for fs from an amp in Orlando it generally doesn't exist. More than a HE can be had at some spots but you have to build up their trust of you first. In Orlando, unfortunately, it isn't wide open (pun intended) like at many other places in the country. Bone Yard is right, more can easily be had in St Pete but in the end its just sex and why make that long of drive...

Just a caution regarding NT they have changed their personell and they give you a just about the same service but hide your wallet and your doe! When they are giving you the table TS someone else is going trough your clothes and wallet. Just go in with the house donation and what you are willing to tip.

Stay safe

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Greetings everyone,

I recently received the following email from "Kewpie Kitty" regarding the above report.

[quote]There is no NT in Cassleberry.
There is no TS at NT on Mills.
This place is legitimate and the girls are good people.
This post is pure slander to cause harm for NT.
Please ask him to be either more accurate or provide proof.
Please remove this post for NT.[/quote]Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]This report might partly answer your question.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=932821&postcount=4482[/url]
My own experience is similar to Moonlightbiker.

They say that things are a bit different in St. Pete if you have the time. Check out the MP thread in that forum.[/QUOTE]

Do your own research or post there to find what you need (please do not pm me).

"Final Touch" "Tropical Gardens" or "FT" "TG" (not asian)
"Pine Tree Spa" or "PT"
"Body Temple" or "BT"
"OK Spa" or "OK"
"Aloha Spa" or "Aloha"