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[QUOTE=MrLongwood;3481489]Does $ mean 100?
So $$ means 200?
Or does it mean 10. Rookie here to this lingo. Will a 20 $ tip do the trick or what.[/QUOTE]Look at ABBREVIATIONS tab, you can find it up top of webpage in the medium blue header stripe.
$$ is supposed to be 200 roses / 200 dollars.
$. 5 is 150 roses / 150 dollars.
0. 2 is 20 roses / 20 dollars. I think. LOL.
IMHO, a 0. 2 tip should do for a HE with OTC roaming. Just my opinion, but others do more, like 0. 4 it seems as normal.
Daniela has recently started to offer massage services and has been posting to Craigslist located in FM. Visited her a couple weeks back and received a very good 60 min massage. No upgrades available on at least the first visit and stayed out of reach. 100 for covered massage is steep considering how much other legit LMT charge in the area that are as good or even better. Nice office, very clean, hot towels. Overall a very nice experience. Not sure if anyone else has had the chance to visit and had a different experience.
[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/thp/d/stressanxietypaincall/6233802530.html[/URL]
Has anyone been to an AMP in Naples since the hornet's nest was kicked?
[QUOTE=JacobsBrian99;3483627]Has anyone been to an AMP in Naples since the hornet's nest was kicked?[/QUOTE]My electrician saw my post and told me about a dream he had recently about getting a massage down by the wooded lake. He had a hard day at work and felt like he needed some relaxation. He went in and figured if all he got was a massage he would be happy. Out walks mamasan (5/10 looks) who says she's the only one working, but hey, he really just needed a massage anyway. They go into the room and he disrobed, never put a towel on. She comes back in and gets to work on a nice massage. She climbs up with her legs straddling his ears and gives a decent massage. My electrician tried to roam a bit but she got down and readjusted his arms off to the side. She moved to the side leaving his arm between her legs so he tried to caress and roam again only to be rebuffed a second time. He settled in and decided to just enjoy the massage (7/10). She finished the back and moved to the legs and playfully slapped his still bare cheeks. My electrician opened his legs a little wider but she still didn't go for anything or than a few occasional brushes against the boys. On the flip she moved next to his hand and asked if he was ok. The look in her eyes said there was more on the menu. He caressed her arm lightly and asked to see her tits. She obliged and let him touch and play while she moved her hands down. She used a hand gesture and my electrician said sure let's do it. She jumped on top and went to town jerking that cock while playing with her perky nipples. She soon went to both hands and my electrician blew his fuse. Massage was. 5, HE. 5. Mamasan gave a decent massage and knew how to give a good rub. My electrician hopes to dream of that place again and she if there's someone else available.
A new Asian massage place opened up in Lehigh recently and I haven't seen a review so I did the TOFT. I almost went yesterday but there were 2 deputies in the parking lot. I tried this morning but saw the Fox4 Now van there. This Asian lady 40-45 was the only one present. The 1 hour fee was $65. Did the usual back and then on the flip she concentrated mostly on the feet. She kept about 4-5 inches away from the boys on the flip and kept things covered. So it was pretty much a straight forward massage. She did tell me she lives in Lehigh and gave me a coupon for $10 off the next visit. She did seem a little wary so I don't know if it just a regular massage or being a little paranoid. I will repeat as it was a good massage and she hinted more will be on the menu next time. Will give report next week and let all of you know.
Saw the ad from Paula today in the massage section. Did some research, but could find no reviews, so decided I would do the TOFFT today.
In a word, AVOID.
She advertized a "professional set-up in a quaint, private home". As some may guess, that turned out to be a bed in a trailer home at the back of a trailer park.
I was looking forward to the massage from one who is "well-trained in the art of pleasure and relaxation".
Absolutely no training at all. No real massage, just rubbing with massive quantities of skin cream. She talked non-stop through the entire session.
The pictures are somewhat close.....a few years old, but nonetheless more flattering than reality.
Massive cups, but top did not come off. Session ended with HE, again with volumes of skin cream.
Cost, as advertized on BP ad, was .8 There are definitely better options at this price point.
Would I repeat? Will never happen.
http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/941-212-1172-slow-soft-touch-mmmm-80-i-am-in-private-home-you-will-get-what-u-need/33810638
[QUOTE=DjSunshine;3475684]Funny I been there too a couple of times and had a good time. I went a few weeks and doors were locked. I thought they were out of business.[/QUOTE]A friend went there the other day. Got a decent massage. He tried too do some roaming and masseuse wanted nothing to do with it. On the flip no negotiations, no removing of the draping. No nothing.
I don't know if he Got the wrong lady, but the girls working there Where older. One of which had a messed up grill. Scary really. He went there when they first open and it was the same experience.
What did he do wrong?
Either way he probably won't repeat.
[QUOTE=Allenflusa;3486847]Saw the ad from Paula today in the massage section. Did some research, but could find no reviews, so decided I would do the TOFFT today.
In a word, AVOID.
The pictures are somewhat close.....a few years old, but nonetheless more flattering than reality.
Massive cups, but top did not come off.
[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. The pictures in her ad are of different people, too. Notice the ink on her boob in two different places, plus other pictures with none. Are *any* of those pictures really her?
[QUOTE=ComTech42;3473898]What ever happened to the old gals in Naples, Barbara, Linda, Jeannie, and Hildie? They all had offices in the same building.[/QUOTE]Barbara was passed away last year.
Here on vacation. Like a good student, I RTFF back 50 pages (yes 50, and reread the pertinent posts again the next day).
I had never been to an AMP before and decided with the tropical storm I may as well make it rain a little inside too. There were no reports on the 870 (it's right at the SW corner of Imokalee and 41) so figured I'd provide some Intel to fellow mangers and also satisfy my thirst for the hunt since it was quite close to where I'm staying this week.
I drove around the building front and back and parked a few minutes just to get the courage up. Left my wallet in the car and just walked in with what I was willing to part with along with my keys and cell (Thanks previous posters). Only one girl inside, she was on her cell in the first room and stepped out and motioned me into the last room. I asked if she was the only girl there and she said yes. She was probably late 40's decent looking (5/10) with a little bit in the tummy. I think there were 4 rooms total. Didn't see a table shower and it was not offered. She said 80 for 60 and I showed her the ad of 60 for 60 on my phone (thanks to a previous poster to show the ad if it's not quoted the same!) She said, "OK she be back soon, since ad say 60 that ok. Others bring in coupon". Yea, I didn't check groupon honey. I never did see "she" I presumed the mamasan? I handed her the 60. She said she be right back so here I was. Now what? Pulled off my shirt, shorts, undies and put my money clip out with Jackson's displayed on top (Thanks to previous tips) with my phone on the table next to the bed. She came back in and asked how I like massage. Medium please (I actually like it harder but I was nervous and figured let's just keep it level. She didn't chat much at all like others have said they do. The massage was so-so 6/10). At the beginning she says "I not know where she keeps music, we need music". So, I offer my iTunes playlist and we listen to some Coldplay LOL. Another monger came in about 15 minutes in and she left the room I could only hear a mumbling, I think she told him to come back. About 30 minutes in another guy came in but it sounded more like the mailman IDK, but he left too. She spent a lot of time on my back and thighs, when she got close to my hand I slipped it along her legs and did some OTC (thanks for previous posts) I wondered if she was even going to have me flip. She moved away and put my hands back to my sides a couple of times. She mumbled something and I thought it was flip time she said "NO NO I get hot towel to clean you". WTF? Uh ok, so out she goes and comes back with a hot towel and wipes off the lotion or whatever she used on my back. She tells me to flip and I'm laying there on my back at partial attention and she asks "What you want me to massage? I say everything. She says "Show me where to put my hands". So I smile and show her and she oohs and ahhs and oohs then says "I take care of you you take care of me? I say yes. Some more oohs ahs and ooooohs and the gun goes off like someone said "PULL" at a trapshoot. It was fast and furious LOL. She giggles and looks down and says "ooooh that's a lot". Does some cleanup and asks if I want my feet massaged too I nod of course, that'd be nice LOL.
After the hour, she finishes up and leaves the room. I dress and pull 2 Jacksons out of my money clip. As I walk toward the door she is standing there and puts out both of her hands so I place them in her hand and squeeze her bottom while wishing her a nice day!
This was all a fictional dream of course. I'd like to thank the previous posters on what to expect and not to overpay. Damages were 60 house and 40 tip for a Benjamin out the door total.
Looks 5/10.
Massage 6/10.
Value 8/10.
Friendliness 7/10.
Facility 8/10 (no table shower and bring your own music). I liked the discreet location though.
I'd appreciate any tips. PM's are fine, on where I should go next this week for a little better service with younger and better looking providers. I'd prefer younger and petite with more on the menu.
I have never seen the girl in the pics of an AMP ad except for when Davis had the $$ hotties.
They are all in the 30-50 age group and not the 18-25. They keep them in China for themselves.
This is the worst bait and switch pic that I have seen to date. What is she? 10 years old.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/welcome-maria-new-masseuse-at-celebrities-spa-616-tamiami-trail-north/38595388[/URL]
You know that she is not working there unless the pic was taken before the turn of the century.
[QUOTE=Gotj17;3494379]I have never seen the girl in the pics of an AMP ad except for when Davis had the $$ hotties.
They are all in the 30-50 age group and not the 18-25. They keep them in China for themselves.
This is the worst bait and switch pic that I have seen to date. What is she? 10 years old.
[URL]http://fortmyers.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/welcome-maria-new-masseuse-at-celebrities-spa-616-tamiami-trail-north/38595388[/URL]
You know that she is not working there unless the pic was taken before the turn of the century.[/QUOTE]There are 181 hits on TinEye, so take your pick! Obviously fake. 'Course, the providers move around so often it would take a staff photographer to keep up, hehe. Even an honest, cellphone pic would be a breath of fresh air.
She is cute, Gotj17, will give you that. Maybe with the lights down low I could imagine her, LOL. You're so right about the fakes and misleading advertising...
[QUOTE=Josephr9999;3492251]
This was all a fictional dream of course. I'd like to thank the previous posters on what to expect and not to overpay. Damages were 60 house and 40 tip for a Benjamin out the door total.
I'd appreciate any tips. PM's are fine, on where I should go next this week for a little better service with younger and better looking providers. I'd prefer younger and petite with more on the menu.[/QUOTE]Thanks for sharing your report. Location sounds good, I'll have to check it out. Younger and better looking? Slimmer pickings in the off-season, but sometimes you will pay less. With the lights down low, just use your imagination, LOL!
[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3494714]There are 181 hits on TinEye, so take your pick! Obviously fake. 'Course, the providers move around so often it would take a staff photographer to keep up, hehe. Even an honest, cellphone pic would be a breath of fresh air.
She is cute, Gotj17, will give you that. Maybe with the lights down low I could imagine her, LOL. You're so right about the fakes and misleading advertising...[/QUOTE]I knew it was fake. I didn't need to Tin Eye it. And I'm not imagining anything about her at all except maybe telling her "Good luck in school, kid. ".
[QUOTE=Gotj17;3494891]I knew it was fake. I didn't need to Tin Eye it. And I'm not imagining anything about her at all except maybe telling her "Good luck in school, kid. ".[/QUOTE]Or maybe, "Does your mama know what you're doing here?
Yeah, I knew you knew! Hard to imagine they are really fooling *anyone* with the fakes!