Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

[QUOTE=CookyJar]It was a joke. A funny! A wee bit of sarcasm attached to a touch of Ha, Ha, with a little tee, hee, haw; thrown in for good measure.[/QUOTE]

My comment was a sardonic joke too, but you seem to take everything I say seriously, or, rather, you just choose to do so when it suits you. Everything is laughable when you want to slip by it, and serious when you want to pounce on it. It is your MO. Like when I jokingly suggested we "get married," and you quoted it out of context and jumped all over it, as if my comment were serious, and I was somehow deranged for making it.

What IS serious and evident, is that you have a big chip on your shoulder where I am concerned. You partially let that cat out of the bag when you jealously complained about my post count. I couldn't care less if my post count were reset to zero. I would be glad to do so if I had the power. It means nothing to me. But it evidently is something important to you, or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

You are hypocritical when it suits you as well. You complained that I posted some pics and a report that was a month out of date, and said you like to report things freshly when they happen, and then you started to post stuff that is a year old? WTF!

You are also replying in your own thread to my comments, and I can only guess what is up with that. You don't do that for any other thread comments, just mine. I have no choice. This is the only place I can comment. What's your excuse other than that you feel a bizarre compunction to mimic my restriction?

As much as we have crossed swords in the past, and sometimes over some very silly issues, I like and respect you CookyJar. You have an enviable history as a valuable contributor to the Philly and Camden forums. You were an inspiration when I first joined this site to produce comparable SW photojournalism. BUT...you seem to have a sick need to want to lob a grenade my way every now and then just to see what happens.

You don't need to step on my face, or to denigrate me to elevate yourself. It only detracts from your reputation. The flame wars that sometimes erupt between us are of no particular interest to any other members of this forum. They would prefer that we stick to doing what we do best: writing reports and taking pics. So, let's agree to play nice and not sweat the small stuff.

[QUOTE=Supereloquent] So, let's agree to play nice and not sweat the small stuff.[/QUOTE]



I couldn`t agree more. Both of you in your own right are extremely valuable to this board. Together, both of you make this board head & shoulders above the rest.

I was hoping for something better from you, but that would have contravened history.

You SAY you want to "play nice" but then you continue to make a big deal out of a joke I made, now calling for a "vote" from the members as to whether I left myself 'wide-open' with it? Give me a break! How does one leave himself wide-open with a [b]JOKE[/b]? And how the hell is your little diatribe in ANY sense "playing nice?" You have absolutely no intention of ever "playing nice." It must be a character flaw. This whole thing is a ridiculous attempt by you at humiliation. This is, unfortunately, one of the things you like to do. If I wanted to humiliate you for something you said, all I would have to do is pick almost any sentence at random from one of your posts. You mentioned once that you have someone at work to correct your prose. You should have her review your work in here, because your posts have enough spelling and grammatical errors to choke a horse. Granted, spelling and grammar aren't the most important things in the world on this site to most readers. But, neither is a joke that I made, with absolutely NO seriousness intended, that you keep flogging to death like it was the mistake of the century!

You also SAY you "try to reply in a gentlemanly manner." So, let's examine a few things you said about me in your latest post:

"...you think way too much of yourself."

"You’re just not that special. Get over yourself."

"I will agree to play nice if you’ll agree to stop being such a tight ass."

If "playing nice" and being '"gentlemanly" involves the above name calling and derision, then I suppose we will have to re-examine the definitions for such things.

You will never "play nice." It isn't in you. So, don't even pretend it is possible.

PS: Regarding Kali and pointing her in your direction?: you get three guesses if that is ever going to happen in this lifetime, and the first two guesses don't count. :D

Me thinks this little pizzing contest between these two well-traveled and valuable posters will end when one guy figures out how to take the high road and rises above the comments of the other.

But then again, WDIK?

Monger on!

CL

Regular readers of my reports already know that I find a wide range of SWs appealing. I don’t generally troll just looking for a Miss America type, although I do hit the looks/attitude/performance jackpot every now and then. Young, cute, chubby gals and MILFs remain a delicacy on my SW menu. They are both almost always great cock suckers, very pleasant and accommodating, and are genuinely appreciative and responsive regarding sex. Responsiveness, whether real or acted, adds considerably to the experience for me. A final bonus is that they are extremely flexible regarding compensation, although that is not my primary reason for finding them appealing. SO, having said all of that, I don’t feel that what a SW looks like is a reflection of me or my self worth. I just like what I like, especially sensually and sexually, and I like to experience variety. You are free to pursue the same, but please don’t feel the need to rain on my parade if you think your SW “standards” are better than mine, based on one encounter out of very many. I will put my best up against yours any day of the week….BUT…if chubby gals are not your thing, you might quietly skip this report in favor of whatever floats your particular boat.

I had spotted this young, very cute and very chubby girl a number of times in the past. She was usually hanging out on the northern end of the stroll, most typically with a few other SWs, as if there were strength in numbers, or she was afraid to go it on her own. I had even stopped a few times to chat up the girls. All the others seemed far more aggressive. She was content to be quiet, and to stay in the background, as if she were shy or maybe just relatively new to this and intimidated by it.

Yesterday she was posted up in the usual place with another WSW. I approached them on foot and, of course, the other SW with her was all over the discussion, and pushing for a date. I decided to try Cherry instead. Something in my street radar was telling me that she would be a sweet and fun date. And my radar was accurate.

I was debating in my head whether I would take Cherry on a quick car date for a few BJ pops, or to relax naked indoors, and have her suck the chrome off the proverbial trailer hitch, maybe even take her doggie with a view of that big round ass, just ripe for spanking. I decided to gamble on the latter. My instincts were telling me that Cherry would pretty much do anything I wanted, and that it would be a fun time (both instincts turned out to be correct).

I stopped at a pharmacy on the way to pick up an enema and some lube. An additional thought had occurred to me that I wanted to take her anally. If she were an anal virgin, that would be especially delicious.

We drove to one of my favorite nicer notels. On the way we stopped at McDs for a snack to eat and drink on the way. Chubby gals love to eat (it is an addiction, not dissimilar from any other addiction), and she was very appreciative of the gesture. She warmed up considerably on the drive, and became talkative. Cherry just turned 19. She moved here from Ohio recently after having some problems at home. Why here? She has a gf who lives near the K. Her gf was hooking on the Ave to support her habit, and clued Cherry in to the scene. Cherry said she was not yet a drug user (there was not one mark or blemish on her that would be drug related; of course, she could be smoking crack or popping pills; I am not so naïve that I think SWs never lie, even apparently relatively innocent ones like Cherry). I explained to Cherry that I had in mind a few hours of fun, and wanted to take some sexy pics. She said pics were OK, but that she was really embarrassed about her body. I tried to convince her, but the compromise was that pics of her face and even her tits were OK, but nothing else. However, she didn’t have a problem with BJ pics.

When we arrived at the notel we got comfortable, and I lay on the bed with Cherry between my legs. She really does have a cute, round face, as many young, chubby girls do. True to chubby-gal BJ form, she also could swallow me whole. Her mouth devoured me from tip to root, and she would take long slow sloppy sucks like she had been well trained for this. Her spittle was coating my cock and making it slippery wet. Sexy slobbering sounds would emit from her lips, as she dragged them up and down my shaft. As she sucked, she was looking up at me with her big, round, liquid baby-blue eyes. I could just tell that she would suck me as long as I wanted her to, and she would not get tired or complain. However, this first time was so exciting that I came in about 5 minutes flat. She sucked up my entire load and swallowed it. She licked my cock completely clean afterward with her tongue, and gave me a big smile as if to say, “How was that?”

I had her get off the bed and onto her knees. I told her to lick and suck my balls all over, especially underneath in that spot between the ball sack and my ass, and play with my cock, and get it hard again. She looked up at me with a devilish grin in between doing exactly as I asked. I was soon hard again. I told her to be a naughty little cum pig and suck me again. She giggled a little, and proceeded to do the same fine sucking job that she had before. This time I held her head down when she reached the bottom, and only let her up when she started to gag. She rocketed off my cock, and big gobs of spittle spewed all over, and stuck to my dick in long sticky strings. She was trying to catch her breath, and, as she did, I rubbed the gooey mess she had created all over her face and into her mouth, saying, “Here piggie. Feed. Yummy. Swallow it. Suck it back off my cock like a nasty little wh*ore. “ I grabbed a tuft of her hair, and pushed her head down again all the way to the base of my cock. I held it there again, and repeated the gagging/spitting/sucking routine over and over and over again. All the while I continued to talk dirty to her and she really started to get into it. Every time I would let her up for air she would try to catch her breath, but also look up at me and let out an evil and breathless laugh, and say, “More. Piggie wants more. “ This was so HOT that I busted another hard nut in about 15 minutes. She again took it all, swallowed it, and gave me a thorough tongue bath.

After my second cup we lay on the bed for a while and I played with her tits and sucked on her nipples. It was driving her crazy, and I was getting a thrill out of teasing her like this. In a little while all that playing around aroused me again. I knew that taking her doggie, and watching her big round ass jiggle as I did, was going to be exciting. So, I had her kneel at the edge of the bed and fucked her doggie while standing up. Her kootchie was very wet from playing around and I slid right in. Chubby gals are perfect for fucking as hard as you can. I slammed into her over and over, and watched the big firm fleshiness of her ass vibrating with every thrust. I grabbed her hair in a bunch and pulled her head back at an angle and started to spank her with the other hand. I would stroke, then slap, then pull back on her hair, and repeat. I started to pull and slap harder and harder, as I fucked the shit out of her. My midsection finally spasmed with the last few pumps, as I came hard again.

I knew I still wanted to fuck her in the ass. I was saving the best for last so I could have staying power and enjoy it a good long time. I whispered to her on the bed, “Daddy wants to fuck his little piggie in the ass.” She looked startled, and a bit afraid, and said she had never done that and was concerned it would hurt. I told her we would do two things to make the experience more enjoyable: I would give her an enema so that she would be nice and clean, and I would use plenty of lube, because that was essential to not having it hurt, along with starting out slowly and patiently until her muscles relaxed and got used to it. I assured her that if I could easily get two fingers in while lubing her ass, and turn them around in a circle, that she would be big enough and relaxed enough for anal fucking. She looked up at me with her lips pouted, sucked on a finger torridly, and said, “Yes, Daddy. Your piggie wants you to fuck her up the ass.”

I gave her an enema and, after she cleaned up, I had her kneel on the edge of the bed again. After pouring a liberal amount of lube on her asshole, I worked it inside with two fingers, turning them around in a circle to make sure it was well coated. As I fingered her ass I said to her, “Take Daddy’s fingers up your ass like a good little piggie. Relax on those fingers. Let Daddy own your ass.” She hissed, “OMG that feels good. Ooooooh, finger me slow like that Daddy. Make piggie’s ass feel soooooooooooooo good!” I continued to slowly finger her ass, turning my fingers together in circles. Every time I did this she would squirm a little and moan. I said, "Spread your knees nice and wide, kitten. It’s time for Daddy’s cock to fuck your ass. Tell Daddy what a nasty little ass pig you want to be.” She arched her back and stuck her ass way up in the air, spread her knees as wide as she could and replied. “Fuck my ass, Daddy. I want to be your ass piggie. Piggie wants to feel your big hard cock inside.” I slid in, very slowly at first. She was shivering a little, and let out a little gasp as I pressed in slowly. I stopped completely until she could relax on my cock, and not be so tense. As I could feel her sphincter muscles relaxing, I slowly worked my way in and out. The lube was working great and I slid with ease. She started to breathe heavily and sigh and moan. “OMFG that feels so good. YES. Fuck me like that Daddy, nice and slow. Ooooooooh…piggie likes it.” I started to increase the rhythm and her ass cheeks bounced every time I pushed or pulled. Pretty soon she was moaning more loudly and was saying things like, ‘OMFG. FUCK me. Fuck my ass! Give it to me Daddy! Harder! Make piggie take your cock! Fuck meeeeeeeeeeee!” I started to fuck her harder and harder and she started to scream and squeal louder and louder. Pretty soon I was fucking her ass as hard as I had fucked her pussy. I started slapping her ass and she was saying. “YES! Spank me! Piggie was a bad girl. Spank me, and fuck my ass. OMG. OMG. OMFG!” I could feel her ass tighten around my cock, and that was too much to resist. She continued to contract hard on me, and she was shaking and screaming, as I busted a hard nut. I slipped out and collapsed exhausted onto the bed. She stayed in a kneeling position and kept whispering, “OMG, OMG. OMG.” Her body was still quivering. After a few minutes she stretched out flat on the bed, looked over at me and said, “Damn! I never knew you could cum that way. That was amazing!”

I was ready for one more round before calling it a day. After a considerable rest I had her suck me off again in her superb fashion, and I finished by spraying her face and scooping it all off and feeding it to her from my fingers.

Ratings? Face: well above average (I just love a cute, round face on a chubby youngun; it gives me a stiffie. LOL); Body: average (on a chubby scale; she had nice tits and an especially nice round ass, but she could have used a little more shapeliness, even for a chubby gal; she had considerable flab around the middle; I was able to easily look past that for all the other positives); BJ: outstanding; Fucking: outstanding (particularly the ass fuck!); Attitude: outstanding; Overall Experience: outstanding. Repeatable?: YES. She is no looker body-wise but one helluva cute, skillful, fun, sensual and very cooperative date. YMMV

She was DAMN good at it!

Usually I only post 10 BJ pics of any particular SW but Cherry's BJ pics were so sweet and sexy that I couldn't resist posting more.

After that report on Cherry, please post some pictures of her pussy and asshole.

[QUOTE=Vp 2000]After that report on Cherry, please post some pictures of her pussy and asshole.[/QUOTE]

As a Newbie, one should be trying to fit in and provide intel - not begging Sr. Members for more photos that don't exist.

Obviously you didn't even bother to read the F'in report!

[i]I explained to Cherry that I had in mind a few hours of fun, and wanted to take some sexy pics. She said pics were OK, but that she was really embarrassed about her body. I tried to convince her, [b]but the compromise was that pics of her face and even her tits were OK, but nothing else. [/b] However, she didn’t have a problem with BJ pics. [/i]

How about some getting some experience and sharing it here?

[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love]Obviously you didn't even bother to read the F'in report![/QUOTE]

I was going to reply to this newbie cretin, and tell him basically what you did. The "old" SuperEloquent would have done exactly that. Thanks for saving me the temptation and the trouble. I have decided to ignore obvious boneheads, detractors and flamers. There are very few members on here who actually have a legitimate agenda to accomplish anything positive where I am concerned. Therefore, I will henceforth be extremely eclectic with whom I decide to engage discussion. So...feel free to bring it on all you complainers and trouble makers. I am giving my blood pressure a rest, and sticking primarily to reporting on and posting pics of SWs, and relating my observations of the K and Broadway scenes from time to time.

Others can feel free to put the knuckleheads in their place. Thanks again, Cephlapod Love, for doing that for me in this instance.

Supereloquent,

Your reports are pretty good. But, the cum piggie shit gets kinda weird.

I usually don't criticize other members but it's just very odd.

[QUOTE=Is Thata SW]Supereloquent,

Your reports are pretty good. But, the cum piggie shit gets kinda weird.

I usually don't criticize other members but it's just very odd.[/QUOTE]LOL hey the man speak the truth in his own words. How they say "he likes it I love it" let the man be him. Cum piggie funny very funny the way he tell it you can picture it in your head lmao.

[QUOTE=Is Thata SW]Supereloquent,

Your reports are pretty good. But, the cum piggie shit gets kinda weird.

I usually don't criticize other members but it's just very odd.[/QUOTE]Yeah, you usually don't criticize. But you did recently have a post deleted by admin for being argumentitive, then you come here to start some shit.

It's funny how you think that a fun term that SuperE is kinda famous for out here is "kinda wierd" and "very odd", but you fuck SW's bareback and write about smoking illegal drugs and offering to supply illegal drugs to other forum members so they can trade the drugs for sex.

I'm pretty sure that makes you weirder and odder. LOL

[QUOTE=Is Thata Sw]Supereloquent,

Your reports are pretty good. But, the cum piggie shit gets kinda weird.

I usually don't criticize other members but it's just very odd.[/QUOTE]Hey if thats how he gets his rocks of let him be. Its working for him. I'm not big into dirty talk but not everybody is the same.

Something seemed vaguely familiar about this SW when she got in at the southern end of the stroll. This was reinforced by her name: Kelly. I knew I had heard that name before, and perhaps had seen her pic. I was able to confirm that after the date. I am showing a “before” pic previously posted two years ago, which slows Kelly as a blonde, in comparison with how she looks now as a brunette.

Kelly was very pleasant on our drive to the Carlyle. She didn’t mention anything about price, or what we were doing, or even where we were going. I rather like it when a girl does that. It usually is an indication that she is comfortable with the situation, and will have a great attitude on the date. The only thing I wanted to make sure of was that she was OK with pics, which she was. Everything I want in the way of FS is almost always on the table, so pics are usually the only question mark.

Upon our arrival at the room, Kelly was very photogenic in her poses. She is a tall girl, but has some meat on her bones, with hardly any flab, so her body is very appealing.

When we got down to business, Kelly was sweetly seductive, as an innocent girl might be if she were trying to ‘act’ sexy. I knew that Kelly was not new to this, so it wasn’t for lack of experience. I think it was just in her nature. Anyway, it was arousing. She clearly wasn’t ‘innocent’ when it came to sucking cock. She did that with high expertise. She could DT me with ease, and did so in long, slow sucks to get me started. She then flicked her tongue, as she dragged it the length of my cock, and all around my balls. She licked my cock like a lollipop, and kissed the tip, just before slowly sliding her lips all the way to the bottom, with a deep wet sucking sound. When she came up to the top she would “pop” off the top, and give me a sensually wicked grin. All the while she did this, she stared up at me with her deep blue eyes. She lightly held and tickled my ball sack in one hand , and grabbed the root of my cock with the other, as her mouth slipped back up to the tip. Her thumb and forefinger encircled me, and moved together with her mouth…up and down….up and down. I could see my shaft gleaming in the dim light of the room, and hear the wet slobbery sounds of her sucking action. I was so horny, and her skills were so good, that it didn’t take me very long to squirt a load into her mouth. She slowly walked over to the trash can and spit it out.

Kelly started to get dressed, but I placed a hand on her shoulder and whispered, “Just give me a few minutes. I want to fuck you silly.” She wrinkled up her nose and said. “Are you sure you can cum again?” I replied, “The sexier you act, the sooner I will be ready again. Dirty talk especially turns me on.” She smiled at me and said, “What would you like me to say?” I retorted, “Tell me in a sexy tone that you want Daddy to fuck you. Wiggle your ass at me. Tease me. Say that you have been a naughty girl and need a stiff cock inside you to teach you a lesson. Whisper in my ear that you a dirty sl*ut, a filthy wh*ore, Daddy’s nasty cum piggie, that you need to fuck baaaaaaaaad!” Kelly giggled and tried to remember all I had said. She almost snorted, as she laughed and said, “Cum piggie, OMG, that’s cute. I never heard that one before.” Then she leaned over, and moaned and whispered in a high girly voice, “Ooooooooooh, Mmmmmmmmm. Fuck me Daddy. Fuck your cum piggie. Make me a naughty sl*ut. I want to be your dirty wh*ore, Daddy.” She licked and kissed my ear as she did this and it was very effective. My cock was already twitching. She reached around and started to play with and stroke me. “Get hard for me, Daddy. Your cum piggie wants to fuck.” I was already getting very hard. I lay back and she started sucking me again in her very adept technique.

Most SWs let it up to you to put your own rubber on. I don’t know what the psychology of that is all about, but I am sure there is one. Others take charge, and quite easily open it and slip it on, almost in one fluid movement. The best ones take the tip of the rubber in their mouths, place it on the top of your erect member, and roll it down over you. Kelly rolled it down over me using her hands with dexterity. I even got a few pics of that, as well as her sucking the rubbered cock to make it a bit harder before she mounted me CG style. After a few minutes of a wild ride, I had her shift to RCG and finished with doggie. I had every intention of finally switching to mish, but I became so excited fucking her doggie, and slapping her ass as I did, that I busted a hard nut in that position. If we would have had more time, I would have done her mish for sure, and had those long legs wrapped around me as I pumped her.

Ratings? Face: well above average (very pretty, albeit with a few more blemishes than she had 2 years ago); Body: well above average (what you like to see on a tall gal; very nice tits; the only slight downside was that she could use a little more padding in her ass); BJ: outstanding; Fucking: outstanding; Attitude: outstanding; Overall Experience: outstanding; Repeatable?: Definitely. YMMV