Now this is some really funny shit dude! LOL
[QUOTE=Traveler6940;3675524]Too many rules and a lack of personal hygiene.
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I have to admit I've never commented when a girl was "less than fresh" in a forum like this, but this is one for the record. She's a transplant from Missouri. Comes across as a not to quick and forgetfull SB. But the "babe in the woods" thing wears REALLY fast. Got her for $100 and wished I got my money back. She won't swallow, doesn't like giving a BJ doesn't want you to touch her tits. She won't kiss, and if she does it is a peck with less passion than you'd get from your sister. But the the worst is a stinky kitty. I love to go down on a woman and as soon as I put my face down there, I was like WHOAAA. Nearly gave myself whiplash pulling my head back. Fingered her a bit and the funny thing was when I went to stick my finger in her mouth even she wouldn't take suck on it! LOL I got up and washed my hands before doing the deed. Claims she loves girls, and until recently identified as a lesbian. As I was taking her home she wanted me to take her get some stuff she ran in and got cigarettes but claims she's a non smoker. Deleted her from KIK. Blech good riddance.[/QUOTE]"Nearly gave myself whiplash pulling my head back. Fingered her a bit and the funny thing was when I went to stick my finger in her mouth even she wouldn't take suck on it!
Now that is some funny shit right there! LOL.
You know it's bad when they won't taste themselves. I've been told by many girls that, in general, women know their stuff stinks. So she likely knew. I tell you, these girls seem like they got some erroneous information about the SA site. I can't tell you how many just wants what is equal to a platonic relationship. I think some of them got information from their girlfriends that they met a 70 year old guy who only wanted female companionship that consisted of conversation, dinner, shopping, and a substantial allowance. What I don't get is that if your SD is a young cat, why would you think you're so gorgeous and your conversation is so stimulating that that is all he needs- nothing physical! The ignorance is just too painful honestly. Anyway...
I think I've heard it all and enough!
300 for head.
700 for sex.
Need I say more!
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