Just me, Lloyd, looking for my Mary swanson
[QUOTE=MotorboatJones;7611273]Mary is available if you're willing to work around her schedule. Try to remember, she's not just part of the staff. Be patient and she will reward you with a magnificent session.[/QUOTE]So you're telling me there's a chance. YES!
Please Exit the Palace Alive.
Really appreciate all the Tucson regulars who spoke up.
Wasn't trying to start a war. Just pointing out a few patterns and letting everyone make up their own minds.
Seeing so many longtime locals chime in and back up what a lot of us have seen over the years was honestly pretty damn cool.
That's why local voices matter. Hype comes and goes. Patterns stick. The truth usually shows itself.
And it was good to see plenty of love for The House of [i]M[/i] and Queen [i]M[/i]ary. Very heartwarming.
Long live the Queen. 👑
[QUOTE=DaveDream;7602103]Coming to town soon I read all the great reviews of Kiki, and now Sage.
I guess I'm going to have to test myself and plan to go 3 days in a row. If I die on the massage table I'll have the biggest hard-on the paramedics will have to cover with the white sheet as they wheel me out of there.[/QUOTE]Dave, we're looking forward to your field report after you've paid your respects at the royal palace.
Just pace yourself. We're hoping to read a trip report, not an obituary.
If the paramedics show up and have to wheel you out with a grin on your face, we'll know the May lineup lived up to the hype. But try to hold it together until you're safely off palace grounds. No need to leave Queen Mary and her Merry Maids explaining to first responders why one of our visitors died happy. Please exit the palace alive.
Safe travels, my friend. The Queen awaits. 👑
P.S. I'm definitely with you on those guys who write novels about spas, escorts, and streetwalkers every other day.
No idea who you're talking about specifically, but it couldn't possibly be Me.
I [i]hate[/i] reading long posts!
And writing the[i]M[/i] is even worse. 😄