[QUOTE=Waldo57;1419148]Hey watch it, thats my mom.[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO good one
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[QUOTE=Waldo57;1419148]Hey watch it, thats my mom.[/QUOTE]
ROFLMAO good one
[QUOTE=Gator145;1419234]…I would rather have a stone ugly woman suck my dick and leave me happy than an attractive beatch that leaves the job less than finished. I think we've all been there and done that.[/QUOTE]Right again Gator! Damn it! How do you do it? I was parked near the Woodshed when she walked up to the car. I still cannot be sure about the name but if you say she's 'Tina, ' then Tina she be.
Like I said, she has a nice personality; there was no Up-charge and none of the other bull crap that one often gets when dealing with younger girls. Apparently someone other than I has been picking up Tina or she would not be out there.
Most of the guys who make negative comments about the girls I feature have no idea of what is actually going on down on Kensington Avenue. They sneak down, hiding in the shadows. In the dark of night they make a quick pick-up. They settle for a BJ while sitting behind the wheel of their car. They may grab a little tit or ass. Shoot their wad. Then they hi-tail it back home thinking they've done something cool. There is nothing wrong with that as long as they don't come on here acting like their shit don't stink and that they're god's gift and they are somehow better than everyone else.
Bullshit ain't nuthin!
CookyJar
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior615;1418921]Yuck I wouldn't touch what CJ touches with a 10 foot pole.[/QUOTE]You have no idea!
One of the reasons (but not the only reason) I started taking my camera on dates was for situations like this. If for some reason I don't like what I see doing the photo session, I am not obligated to stay beyond the time it takes to click off a few quick shots. I cannot comment on Tina's services because I left right after taking her pictures.
However, what I got from Tina was something else. It was gold. Knowledge! I now know something that I can use to my advantage in the future. It's not always about today. Sometimes it's about what I can get out of this tomorrow.
Would you like to know what I learned from my date with Tina? Yes! That's too bad, because I ain't sharing. I had to get out there and get it for myself. That's the way it is on the streets. You want to know something, you have to earn it. This ain't the public school system where knowledge is free.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1419329]You have no idea!
One of the reasons (but not the only reason) I started taking my camera on dates was for situations like this. If for some reason I don't like what I see doing the photo session, I am not obligated to stay beyond the time it takes to click off a few quick shots. I cannot comment on Tina's services because I left right after taking her pictures.
However, what I got from Tina was something else. It was gold. Knowledge! I now know something that I can use to my advantage in the future. It's not always about today. Sometimes it's about what I can get out of this tomorrow.
Would you like to know what I learned from my date with Tina? Yes! That's too bad, because I ain't sharing. I had to get out there and get it for myself. That's the way it is on the streets. You want to know something, you have to earn it. This ain't the public school system where knowledge is free.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]The only reason hes saying what he is is that he did her late at night in his car all drunk and stuff thought she was the best looking woman in the world. The when he saw your pictures it blew his fantasy of her and what he did to her can't be said even on this board. Anyway Cooky keep up the good work. I wish we still had are local expert still around but hes taking a break said to say. Again thanks for the great work you do so we all can learn from the best.
Xxxx
[QUOTE=Arresex; 1418963]You don't have to touch them, and he usually doesn't either, if the girls are to be believed. He's been perfectly honest from day one that his mission was to "show what's out there." It's all about porn. He admits he can't get it up. He's old. The days in the 'Nam cat houses are long past. Cut him a break.
Semper Fi.[/QUOTE]As a 'Nam vet I second that. If the Cat houses didn't do you in, the Agent Orange took care of.
I would humbly like to ask for a pictorial of Brittany and Heidi together.
Pretty face, nice blue eyes, nice legs. But the body needs some work. None the less great portraits.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=170904[/url]
Misfit
[QUOTE=Pdiddy77;1420364]I would humbly like to ask for a pictorial of Brittany and Heidi together.[/QUOTE]With much sadness, I must refuse your request.
Can't do it! Sorry! You can do it. But! I can't do it for you.
You can copy (onto your harddrive) and then paste (upload from your harddrive) a pictorial if you want too. You can post it in this thread if you want too. But! I cannot do it for you.
If I did it for you, I'd have to do it for everyone that asked. That could end up being a problem. You understand that, don't you?
As a courtesy, I would ask that you (and everyone else) not post my photographs outside of this forum without my permission.
CookyJar
ROFL rofl that thought never crossed my mind
[QUOTE=CookyJar;1413091] Note: I often cropped away the squalor in order to make the pictures more visually pleasing.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
Or; should I caption this set with comments on the squalor I found her in. Clarice is a really classy lady. There is no way she should be living is someone's cellar. Enough said.
CookyJar
Should I caption this set of pictures with a reference to my previous reviews: [post=1299933][b]Clarice – A Brazilian Beauty[/b][/post]. After all, Clarice is an old friend who I have recently reviewed.
CookyJar
I am having a little problem coming up with proper captions to go with these pictures. Sometime a girls situation strikes a chord.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1421652]I am having a little problem coming up with proper captions to go with these pictures. Sometime a girls situation strikes a chord.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]I am aware of her living conditions-as I have dated her several times in the past few months.
I must say that Clarice is one of the best dates out there-she does everything possible to make me feel good and knows exactly what I like and how to please me. She does all this with no rushing and is great fun to hang out with and have a conversation. I have brought her back to my place for our dates because we trusted each other enough to do so.
If you know her story, you will understand that this is a woman with a lot of intelligence and a zest for life who has somehow fallen into the pit of Kensington life.
Clarice deserves better than what is happening in her life right now. All I can say is that when I have dated her, I have treated her with great respect and generosity. She has returned my kindness many times over by simply being a great date.
Thanks, Cooky for the nice pictures you posted--she looks better than ever in these most recent pictures. I just may have to give her a call , especially now that my super favorite UTR appears to have gone into rehab and disappeared from the scene.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1420562]With much sadness, I must refuse your request.
Can't do it! Sorry! You can do it. But! I can't do it for you.
You can copy (onto your harddrive) and then paste (upload from your harddrive) a pictorial if you want too. You can post it in this thread if you want too. But! I cannot do it for you.
If I did it for you, I'd have to do it for everyone that asked. That could end up being a problem. You understand that, don't you?
As a courtesy, I would ask that you (and everyone else) not post my photographs outside of this forum without my permission.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Cooky,
Perhaps if those of us with special requests would make the arrangements and pay the tuition for the session.
WM
Hi,
ALways follow your posts. I was curious how often you date. I know I do way to much but was curious.
[QUOTE=JerryGarcia; 1421689]I am aware of her living conditions-as I have dated her several times in the past few months.
I must say that Clarice is one of the best dates out there-she does everything possible to make me feel good and knows exactly what I like and how to please me. She does all this with no rushing and is great fun to hang out with and have a conversation. I have brought her back to my place for our dates because we trusted each other enough to do so.
If you know her story, you will understand that this is a woman with a lot of intelligence and a zest for life who has somehow fallen into the pit of Kensington life.
Clarice deserves better than what is happening in her life right now. All I can say is that when I have dated her, I have treated her with great respect and generosity. She has returned my kindness many times over by simply being a great date.
Thanks, Cooky for the nice pictures you posted-she looks better than ever in these most recent pictures. I just may have to give her a call, especially now that my super favorite UTR appears to have gone into rehab and disappeared from the scene.[/QUOTE]You failed!
All rules!
#1 Never trust a SW no matter what!
#2 Never think a SW is your friend.
#3 SW's lie. For most part they deserve what they have happening to them. You don't know the other half of the story neither will they tell you.
#4 of course she knows what you like. Your paying her
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior615; 1425003]You failed!
All rules!
#1 Never trust a SW no matter what!
#2 Never think a SW is your friend.
#3 SW's lie. For most part they deserve what they have happening to them. You don't know the other half of the story neither will they tell you.
#4 of course she knows what you like. Your paying her[/QUOTE]You can follow the rules without being an asshole. I am certain, JerryGarcia, kept his guard up when it was necessary.
Fair exchange is no robbery.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=RoadWarrior615; 1425003]You failed!
All rules!
#1 Never trust a SW no matter what!
#2 Never think a SW is your friend.
#3 SW's lie. For most part they deserve what they have happening to them. You don't know the other half of the story neither will they tell you.
#4 of course she knows what you like. Your paying her[/QUOTE]Has anyone seen Jewel, lately? Does anyone know what happen to her? She has special.
She visited my house on a number of occasions without a problem.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1425443]Has anyone seen Jewel, lately? Does anyone know what happen to her? She has special.
She visited my house on a number of occasions without a problem.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]She has a very cute face. I don't think I have ever seen her around.
Greetings.
I've just seen the post and pics of "Lauren".
I believe its called the Labia Majora (outer lips)
All in all, not a bad looking WSW.
NYK.
P. S. I'll be visiting your city, and the "K",
Next June.
[QUOTE=HungryCoyote;1425783]She has a very cute face. I don't think I have ever seen her around.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen her in years myself. Was just wondering if anyone knew of her whereabouts.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=New York Kid; 1425954]Greetings.
I've just seen the post and pics of "Lauren".
I believe its called the Labia Majora (outer lips)
All in all, not a bad looking WSW.
NYK.
P. S. I'll be visiting your city, and the "K",
Next June.[/QUOTE]She's still around.
CookyJar
Naileen is my fantasy lover. Naileen is that girl we all dream of, the one who does everything just the way we like it. She is an innocent young lady who fucks like a pro. I didn't know it until our second date. She was phenomenal. She was the total, 'Girl Friend Experience, ' with a 'Porn Star, ' blow job. It was a slob job. Over, under, top and bottom – she got at it every which way but loose. And the pussy was heavenly. She got juicy wet from playing with herself. I fell into it mish style at first. Her big thighs were gapped wide and legs up high, as I laid in between, looking at her lovely face, she threw in left and right. She moaned and groaned, begging me not to stop fucking her. I withdrew and flipped her over. Lying flat, I rode her big ass. I grab a hand full of her long hair and pull her head back. I rode her up into a doggie style position. Using her hair as rains I humped her hard. She arched her back and shook violently as we came together. Fake or not, it was a damn good ride.
And here the good part. Dates three, four, five and so on, just got better. YMMV.
CookyJar
If Naileen passes the "Moury Show," lie detector I plan to marry her on, "The Jerry Springer Show."
These pictures are a composite from our five or six dates. Two of the dates were doubles. Unfortunately, on one of the threesome dates her partner would not allow photos. I will post a few pictures from the, threesome with photos, at a later date.
CookyJar
For the last couple of weeks I have been under Naileen's spell. During that period I have been exclusive. A prisoner to her charms, I was happy, no other girl would do. However, a couple of times I went looking for her and she wasn't around; she was no were to be found. I believe she is cheating on me.
"The Moury Show," here we come.
CookyJar
Hey CJ,
The house that you show in your photos, is it where you live or is it just for mongering?
BTW, Naileen is really pretty. I could fall in love with that face too.
LexLuther
[QUOTE=CookyJar;1427826]I believe she is cheating on me.CookyJar[/QUOTE]CJ,
I always look forward to your posts. No only do you get the hottest girls but the pictures and commentary are awesome.
I have found that girls I see also see other men. When I found out I was aghast and hurt. I've learned over the years to expect this and not take it personally. LOL.
Happy Endings.
GF
OMFG! CJ and GF, I think you've struck a nerve here. I always thought I was their one and only too. Talk about busting my bubble. Next thing you're going to tell me is that the tooth fairy isn't real. Sheesh.
BTW CJ, I also am a huge fan, thanks for all your efforts. By any chance can you provide a general vicinity in which the beautiful miss Naileen might be found?
[QUOTE=Gonzo Fla; 1427897]CJ,
I always look forward to your posts. No only do you get the hottest girls but the pictures and commentary are awesome.
I have found that girls I see also see other men. When I found out I was aghast and hurt. I've learned over the years to expect this and not take it personally. LOL.
Happy Endings.
GF[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1427820]Naileen is my fantasy lover. Naileen is that girl we all dream of, the one who does everything just the way we like it. She is an innocent young lady who fucks like a pro. I didn't know it until our second date. She was phenomenal. She was the total, 'Girl Friend Experience, ' with a 'Porn Star, ' blow job. It was a slob job. Over, under, top and bottom – she got at it every which way but loose. And the pussy was heavenly. She got juicy wet from playing with herself. I fell into it mish style at first. Her big thighs were gapped wide and legs up high, as I laid in between, looking at her lovely face, she threw in left and right. She moaned and groaned, begging me not to stop fucking her. I withdrew and flipped her over. Lying flat, I rode her big ass. I grab a hand full of her long hair and pull her head back. I rode her up into a doggie style position. Using her hair as rains I humped her hard. She arched her back and shook violently as we came together. Fake or not, it was a damn good ride.
And here the good part. Dates three, four, five and so on, just got better. YMMV.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Wow CJ you know how to find them! I would love to play with that but I don't think I would last long.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1427826]For the last couple of weeks I have been under Naileen's spell. During that period I have been exclusive. A prisoner to her charms, I was happy, no other girl would do. However, a couple of times I went looking for her and she wasn't around; she was no were to be found. I believe she is cheating on me.
"The Moury Show," here we come.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Dude, I surf the photo gallery hoping to see your latest exploits. If ever in your fair city, I hope I can hook up and get some intel.
You are the man up the. From you Memphis fan.
WolfKing
[QUOTE=Enveed05;1427905].By any chance can you provide a general vicinity in which the beautiful miss Naileen might be found?[/QUOTE]I hope this helps.
Around Hart St, near the dirty book store is where she normally hangs out. The first time we met she was walking pass the Chinese store on Cambia. So! I am going to suggest that you look on Kensington Ave, between Hart and Cambia Streets. If you do meet her, please give her my love, and treat her nice – she is one of the good ones.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1427896]Hey CJ,
The house that you show in your photos, is it where you live or is it just for mongering?
BTW, Naileen is really pretty. I could fall in love with that face too.
LexLuther[/QUOTE]Nope! That one is not one of mine.
I use to feel comfortable taking some trusted girls to a house I own in Germantown. I felt comfortable because I was in control. Everything was fine until a couple of the girls told me that members from this site were asking about the location and showed great interest in finding my hide-a-way.
That was 2005. This is 2012 and so much has changed. Now I have to guard everything I do, rethink everything I say, before I say it and watching my own back has gotten to be a full time chore.
It's not easy being Green.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1430499]Ah, er, um.
Seems like such a photo [girl, identifying feature, web address] would be good insurance if in the future she decides to claim she "didn't know" you intended to post the pics on the web. With the pic you have some "proof" of your conversation and intent. Short of getting the ladies to sign a standard model release form and providing a photo I'd which one scans / xeroxes, seem like this could be a bit of insurance?
All fwiw[/QUOTE]I even posted pictures of girls viewing this site on my laptop.
[b]Here's my problem:[/b] Over the years, I have gotten very paranoid. You wouldn't believe some of the lengths I have gone to, just to protect myself from LE and members of this forum. I don't carry anything that connects me with USASexGuide or this so called "CookyJar," character I keep hearing about. God forbade I am ever stopped and searched by LE.
Too my knowledge nothing I do is illegal. I don't pay the girls I photography for sex. I am an amateur artist who visits the avenue to find models, that's it; nothing more. However, if I were stopped and it was determined that I might be this infamous, "CookyJar," the authorities might be tempted to try and harass me. For that reason I cannot carry pre-printed signs in my car.
I have been thinking about storing a sign somewhere on the internet which I could upload onto my IPad to have the girls hold. But, after reading some of the reports in the ripoff report thread, I am rethinking this idea. I like my IPad.
[b]Here's their problem:[/b] There are girls out there who have me mixed up with another photographer. There are girls out there who, for some reason or another, don't want to admit that they agreed to let their pictures go on the internet. It is generally acknowledged that some girls will lie though their teeth for no reason at all. My critics would rather call me the evil doer.
[b]My point is:[/b] If I supplied pictures of girls holding a signed models contact, witnessed and notarized by Jehovah himself, there are those among us who would deny me a good word.
Thanks for looking out, Cephlapod Love. It's a good idea.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1430499]Ah, er, um.
With the pic you have some "proof" of your conversation and intent.
All fwiw[/QUOTE]Around the Holidays I used signs to send greeting to USASexGuide. After informing them that I would be posting their pictures on this site, in the spirit of the season I asked them to hold an appropriate sign. Once again, the assumption has to be made that the girls knew someone other than myself would be viewing their picture.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1430499]Ah, er, um.
Oh sure, one could claim that the picture was photo-shopped to add the website name, as it formerly said something else. But me thinks each round of photo-shopping leaves a digital trail on the photo and an unaltered picture would be readily apparent.
All fwiw[/QUOTE]Many of the signs I used in the past were lite hearted witticisms. After telling the girls about USASexGuide and the fact that I would be posting their photo on the site, I informed them that I would like them to help me razzle a fellow member by holding up the sign.
Even if you disavow the statement that the girl were inform above the posting of their pictures on the internet, you have to agree that they knew someone other than I would be viewing their pictures.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=Cephlapod Love; 1430499]Ah, er, um. As a standard practice, would it make sense to take one face / torso picture of the the lady while she is holding a sign with this web address on it?
All fwiw[/QUOTE]Great idea! It's one I have considered. I have posted girls holding signs a number of times.
I posted pictures of girls pledging their love for me and girls holding a screen shot of this site.
CookyJar
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1430822]Great idea! It's one I have considered. I have posted girls holding signs a number of times.
I posted pictures of girls pledging their love for me and girls holding a screen shot of this site.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Wow CookyJar,
Outstanding idea and I love the amateur photography story. Think you may be onto a whole new concept here for all of us aspiring Penthouse magazine photographers! Don't we all wish!
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1430815]Around the Holidays I used signs to send greeting to USASexGuide. After informing them that I would be posting their pictures on this site, in the spirit of the season I asked them to hold an appropriate sign. Once again, the assumption has to be made that the girls knew someone other than myself would be viewing their picture.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]Shannon II is very cute. Lucky to find her, I wish whenever I visit that I could.
[QUOTE=CookyJar; 1430819]Many of the signs I used in the past were lite hearted witticisms. After telling the girls about USASexGuide and the fact that I would be posting their photo on the site, I informed them that I would like them to help me razzle a fellow member by holding up the sign.
Even if you disavow the statement that the girl were inform above the posting of their pictures on the internet, you have to agree that they knew someone other than I would be viewing their pictures.
CookyJar[/QUOTE]
I think you got the idea and have done the "hold a sign" in the past. That is one of the reasons for the suggestion. The sign with website on it certainly clinches the deal. No need to post those pics, just hold them in abeyance as your insurance policy. Maybe the thing you could carry would be a blank piece of paper and a thick marker? Can't see how LE could object to THAT if they searched your property. Then have the girl in her own hand write out. "I love Cookies." or some such phrase, maybe even the website? Maybe even sign it? Handwriting would be more convincing anyway, since it would be harder to photo-shop. Point is, executing one's plans of being protective, I suspect this could be an added layer against scurrilous charges? Forget what naysayer posters do. Be protective of "The Jar" in a wider sense. I'm just sayin'
Hawk is so right. Threesomes are all about Chemistry.
[QUOTE=TheyCallMeHawk; 1430592]Chemistry!
It is the key to experiencing a GREAT session. I have had many threesomes in my life, some good some bad and this session was by far the best session ever. Why is that, you may ask? The answer is Chemistry. Not just mine with the girls but more importantly the girls chemistry between themselves. Don't get me wrong. I have incredible chemistry with both of them they are my ATF's.[/QUOTE]There was no chemistry. They were causal, friendly towards each other, but they just didn't mesh together. To her credit, Naileen really tried, at first. The problem was Maylea. She was like an energizer bunny. She was all over the place.
Naileen is smooth, an easy flow and a freak. Maylea is wild, untamed and a freak. Maylea is also a bit conceited and likes to be the center of attraction. That may have been the major problem.
Normally there are three major roles to be played out during a threesome. The 'Leader or Director, ' that's me, the female lead, and the submissive. The female lead usually dominates the submissive, telling her to, 'Suck harder you blankity blank, ' 'Fuck that dick, ' or 'You know you like it, go get that cum. ' They may exchange positions during the action but the true female lead is the more aggressive. Along with the director, the female lead handles the dirty talk and the action.
Before she was intimidated by Naileen's sexual prowness, Maylea proclaimed herself the female lead. She started with a better than average girl friend type BBBJ. Maylea can deep throat with the best of them. She has excellent technique. She likes to perform tricks with her tongue and tongue ring. I have never gotten aggressive with her, so I don't know how much she can take – if you know what I mean.
When Maylea saw Naileen in action; she gasped in amazement. Maylea watched Naileen suck my dick for a few moments. Then she turned and looked me in the eyes with this amazed questioning look on her face. Naileen is a porn star deep throater. She likes to go deep, hold it, breath through her nose for a while and slowly rises; leaving a large puddle behind. She likes to lick, suck and play with the stream of slick, sticky moisture she left behind. To be politically kind, Nailleen's BBBJ, can best be described as a 'Slob Job. ' After seeing Naileen in action, Maylea relinquished her role as female lead.
From that point on, Naileen provided all of the action, including full service. And, it was good action indeed.
CookyJar