Yo, Willie! Not so lucky after all!
I had a work trip to Fort Lauderdale. Knowing there's a lot more talent down south, I started reading the Broward County boards regularly looking for an appropriate provider to meet with after work was done. I did that for a few weeks, reached out to a couple board members for some additional info and then decided on one to contact. I reached out to her two days before the trip. No response. Reached out to her one day before the trip. No response. Reached out to her the day of the trip. Yep, no response. Well, at least she was consistent!
I didn't have time to try to contact another Broward provider. No biggie I figure, there are several ladies I'd like to meet with in Brevard. I reached out to seven, yes, seven, ladies. Three of them never responded at all. Zip. Zero. Ziltch. One was available, but she was outcall only and I didn't have the time to set that up, plus my inherent concerns about the added risks in doing that, what with the SO and all. Two replied but we couldn't coordinate schedules. Here's my favorite, she replies to my first text in a matter of a couple minutes. We exchange six texts about her incall location, the amount of time and that sort of thing. She sends another text. I reply ONE minute later. Crickets. Then, an hour and a half later, she replies, tells me she "just woke up from a nap". What? You fell asleep in the 60 seconds it took me to reply? Hmm, sounds a bit suspect to me. Oh well, whatever.
So all told, I reached out to EIGHT providers and could not manage to meet up with a single one. Care to reassess your "lucky bastard" comment, Willie?