Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Neilll;6926973]I have always waited in the reception area of the massage parlor. I generally don't need to wait long before I am greeted. Recently I went to a place and no one came to greet me. I pulled back the curtain on the hallway and didn't see anyone. I opened and closed to door a few times. There were bells on the door. I heard voices. I thought it was two Chinese women. After about 5 minutes I decided to go to another place.

Should I have gone down the hall to investigate? What would you do?[/QUOTE]I definitely wouldn't have gone down the hall. I would've assumed they were too busy and just left. I'm trying to put myself in the shoes of the dude on the table. Nothing is worse than constantly getting interrupted.

I'm seeing a lot of great AMP reviews.

If you had to pick ONE as the best experience and best price, what would it be?

Pearl river? YaYa on Lakeside? 3rd Street?

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Anyone ever had a visit with this one: [URL]https://richmond.craigslist.org/hws/d/colonial-heights-private-luxury-massage/7756187367.html[/URL].

Was it shut down already?

Tried to find Amy but the door was locked, the lights were off and there were no cars in front.

Checked back a couple times just in case but still nothing.

It's in a pretty high traffic little center so maybe there was too much attention.

Or maybe I just have bad timing.

[QUOTE=Cujo4;6928582]Anyone ever had a visit with this one: [URL]https://richmond.craigslist.org/hws/d/colonial-heights-private-luxury-massage/7756187367.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I had reached out to her. She wants $$ for rub and tug with you touching her. No FS was on the table according to what she said.

I never usually dream of the same spot multiple times, but wanted to test out the other MT so I dreamt of a return encounter. Greeted at the door by the other girl who wasn't as attractive as Mia but she was occupied so I settled, think her name was Lena? Still a cute girl with great English, asked a lot of questions and tried to make convo, 20 minutes of soft and then the flip. Standard warm up with covered mic work, then a funny moment where I just expect it to start with CG but she got up and laid down and said with a smile "don't be lazy", we both had a good chuckle. Multiple yoga poses and real Os later she was ready for me to go but it just wasn't happening, decided to try something new and laid her down and manually finished on those big nips. Cleaned up, hug + small water then I woke up.

[QUOTE=Cujo4;6928582]Anyone ever had a visit with this one: [URL]https://richmond.craigslist.org/hws/d/colonial-heights-private-luxury-massage/7756187367.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]She is in a very nice residential home in the Chester / Colonial Heights area. She's the slightest bit stern but my lord she has the most incredible hands! First 30 of 60 min were legit masseuse maneuvers and they felt wonderful. The final 30 minutes were progressive teases leading up to the best hand work I can ever remember having. She even took down her blouse and deliberately presented her enormous endowments for nursing! $2. 0 for the hour, I tipped. 5 because she was well worth it. She also seems like a very decent woman and there was nothing sketchy about the experience at all. Highly recommend!

[QUOTE=XMega99;6929146]I never usually dream of the same spot multiple times, but wanted to test out the other MT so I dreamt of a return encounter. Greeted at the door by the other girl who wasn't as attractive as Mia but she was occupied so I settled, think her name was Lena? Still a cute girl with great English, asked a lot of questions and tried to make convo, 20 minutes of soft and then the flip. Standard warm up with covered mic work, then a funny moment where I just expect it to start with CG but she got up and laid down and said with a smile "don't be lazy", we both had a good chuckle. Multiple yoga poses and real Os later she was ready for me to go but it just wasn't happening, decided to try something new and laid her down and manually finished on those big nips. Cleaned up, hug + small water then I woke up.[/QUOTE]She is very pleasant and all, but I had a similar experience were it wasn't happening as well. Her meowth isn't busted or anything, but something just ain't vaping. Maybe it was just me IDK. Read my previous review.

[QUOTE=BiddyBop;6927914]I'm seeing a lot of great AMP reviews.

If you had to pick ONE as the best experience and best price, what would it be?

Pearl river? YaYa on Lakeside? 3rd Street?[/QUOTE]As long as Lisa is still there it is the better option. And parking is great. (Is Lisa going to be there for a long time &#129315 But if you want something new regularly then 3rd.

Hey Gents,

I am finally able to get back out into the massage world tomorrow as I will have free time. Any places you all recommend that have a good roster? I know they change a lot. I called Pearl today, but Amy isn't there anymore. Said they had a new girl.

There are only a few places in the area. I haven't visited at least one time in the past decade. But there is one that I have never been to until today. I struck out cruising mid low for some street fun so I got a wild hair and drove up to. LJS. That's right. The infamous pirate parlor. I just wish they had a sword as a doorhandle like the restaurant. LOL.

I got there and rang the doorbell and no one answered so I decided to ring it a second time and weigh 30 seconds before I left. Someone answered after the second. I'm pretty sure there was another monger in one of the other rooms as I was placed in the waiting area. I almost left as to be considerate of the gentleman who was already there. But as I was getting up to leave, Angela came and took me to another room. I hope it wasn't disturbing to the other person there.

Angela was OK in the looks department but was very nice and playful. Worked about 15 minutes on back before tees started. On the flip I was asked. " Bang bang?" With choreography to it. I was just in the mood for today so I passed. She was surprised when I pulled out a strawberry flavored condom to use for the fun. During the deed she raised up and said and broken English, "taste like milkshake. " So if any of you go there today and smell strawberries in our room, you will know why.

Over a great first time there and if I had anything negative to say it would be the only thing changed on the table was the paper towel where my face went. So if you see a naked guy walking through Tommy's car wash later today it is me trying to get all of the ickies off. $.5 for house plus $.8 tip.

I am no longer a LJS virgin! Yay!

[QUOTE=RobELee20;6903373]Yeah she is top notch I wish she wasn't leaving so soon top tier massage and she fucks back. She literally used me as if I was her dildo. She speaks a lil English Ill give her 35 age wise[/QUOTE]Yes. Saw Cathy earlier this week earlier in the morning. She gets 4. 9 out of 5 stars for her service. Every so often, you actually encounter one of these that is absolutely enjoying her job. As in, there is no faking it / no acting. As in, they initiate more action after you are done. No head turning to the side during the act, no encouraging you to hurry / finish, and lots of movement. This is her. Also very clean, cordial, polite. My experience was 100% top notch with her.

Death row last meal choice. What AMP would you choose?

Hello all,

I've yet to visit 3rd, although they are perhaps the one most often reviewed (primarily for folks ringing the bell during service). I tried Asian GFE recently and had a very nice experience with Mariko (still need to do a report on that one). Anyway, I was wondering what rates for HHR and HR 3rd has and does the HR allow for MSOG. The Asian GFE experience was in a clean and safe hotel, although never having been to 3rd, I am not sure if they offer the same appeal there (shower with very clean hotel room). Thank you for any input you can provide, I will have some time next week and am already starting to plan out my next visit.

On another subject, who do you feel in RVA has the best (and hopefully larger) natural breasts? I would take more breast play over FS any day!

Thank you!