Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=FanBoy1;6922006]Went to Azalea about a week or two ago, forgot to post. Think I'm going to take a break from there, just too busy as it is / was one of the few decent places north of the river.

Got led into a room and took my. 5 for half, never said anything about a wait. I get on the table and about 15 minutes passes, and a couple more people come in, before the MT comes in, a skinny chick with crappy bolt-ons, maybe size C after the surgery. She starts a terrible massage just pushing on me with her palm randomly, the entire time yelling to another lady in the hallway. This goes on for like 10 minutes and she even goes out into the hallway to talk to her 3 times!

After that fiasco she comes back in and does a terrible tease job for all of 30 seconds then makes me flip and motions for mouth. I say yes and immediately asks for 100. I say 60, she sticks with 100. I counter with 80 and we agree, and she makes me get up and give money immediately, total boner killer.

Finally the BJ starts and she takes top down so I can play with the bolt-ons. Once the deed is done she tries to clean me up, half-assed, with tissue paper then tries to leave. I have to ask for hot towel, after she sighs and grunts like its the biggest inconvenience she leaves and comes back with a hot towel and continues the mediocre clean up then runs out. Did not catch her name since she ran out of there, my assumption is to tend to one of the two other guys that walked in. Damage was. 5/. 8.

Ill just stay away for a bit, hopefully midlothian gets their act together and stops these raids so the shops can get going again. I'm sad that Comfort closed, was my go to for the longest time.[/QUOTE]You offered her $60 for a BJ and you are complaining about her? You get what you pay for. I agree with you on the other bs but.

[QUOTE=Condone;6922195]Amy is a young and very good looking girl. VERY playful. Dry, yet very funny, sense of humor. Good english, so things progressed with her playful banter. The massage was very good, lots of teasing so I immediately went for her ass. She immediately started teasing ass, boys, etc. And I played with her tits over clothes. She gently stroked from behind, then asked me to flip. Maybe 5-6 minutes in. I asked her for a BJ, to which she negotiated. We settled for more than I wanted, but she was fun and I was eager. Lots of nipple play. HJ to get me hard and then a CBJ proceeded quickly. She sucked me off and stroked me until I released, then cleaned me up and we continued the banter and talk. I will definitely go back. Love being able to communicate with them and have some fun.[/QUOTE]OK OK I'll be the one to ask. Where the heck is PEARL RIVER? I know Richmond like the back of my hand, but you lost me on this.

[QUOTE=Desperado62;6922328]OK OK I'll be the one to ask. Where the heck is PEARL RIVER? I know Richmond like the back of my hand, but you lost me on this.[/QUOTE]Don't think that's an area but If you google "pearl river massage" the address pops right up.

The place in a mini strip with about 4 stores. Its in a heavy traffic stretch of the main road across from a Walgreens and next to a much bigger strip mall with many abandon stores. But this is a good place to park and walk over. The front room is a normal looking massage room, nothing special. There was a long hallway that led to the back of the facility but I was led into the first room on the right. So I don; t know what was down the hall (possible Table Shower? - but I did not ask). Overall the place appeared clean. The massage was pretty good actually. She made an effort to keep me covered when I was face down, so I wasn't sure where we were going. Not until we where about to flip did she finally make a move to lightly massage the boys from behind. But only for a few moments. After the flip, she began to massage my front but waited about a minute before zeroing in on the target and then she leaned in and asked if I wanted more. The jackhammer standard service is not my favorite and when I asked her to slow down, she did, but soon the speed ramped up again. Once completed she cleaned me up, a little more massage and then out the door. I was given a cup of water as opposed to the normal bottle. When I left another girl (appeared about 40) was in the front room. Overall this was not the best (for me), but I think it could get better on return trips. Don't know if there is more on the menu.

[QUOTE=FlusteringChic;6923323]The place in a mini strip with about 4 stores. Its in a heavy traffic stretch of the main road across from a Walgreens and next to a much bigger strip mall with many abandon stores. But this is a good place to park and walk over. The front room is a normal looking massage room, nothing special. There was a long hallway that led to the back of the facility but I was led into the first room on the right. So I don; t know what was down the hall (possible Table Shower? - but I did not ask). Overall the place appeared clean. The massage was pretty good actually. She made an effort to keep me covered when I was face down, so I wasn't sure where we were going. Not until we where about to flip did she finally make a move to lightly massage the boys from behind. But only for a few moments. After the flip, she began to massage my front but waited about a minute before zeroing in on the target and then she leaned in and asked if I wanted more. The jackhammer standard service is not my favorite and when I asked her to slow down, she did, but soon the speed ramped up again. Once completed she cleaned me up, a little more massage and then out the door. I was given a cup of water as opposed to the normal bottle. When I left another girl (appeared about 40) was in the front room. Overall this was not the best (for me), but I think it could get better on return trips. Don't know if there is more on the menu.[/QUOTE]It doesn't get better. Should have gone across the street to the place across from Dollar General.

[QUOTE=Condone;6922195]Amy is a young and very good looking girl. VERY playful. Dry, yet very funny, sense of humor. Good english, so things progressed with her playful banter. The massage was very good, lots of teasing so I immediately went for her ass. She immediately started teasing ass, boys, etc. And I played with her tits over clothes. She gently stroked from behind, then asked me to flip. Maybe 5-6 minutes in. I asked her for a BJ, to which she negotiated. We settled for more than I wanted, but she was fun and I was eager. Lots of nipple play. HJ to get me hard and then a CBJ proceeded quickly. She sucked me off and stroked me until I released, then cleaned me up and we continued the banter and talk. I will definitely go back. Love being able to communicate with them and have some fun.[/QUOTE]Do you think she'd go for DATY?

Swung by the barber shop drew Linda. Taller than usual for an Asian, nice rack not much ass. Decent teasing face down, she wasnt very receptive to OTC below. Flipped and the dam negations began. She wanted a lot for topless (little head really wanted to see them) settled on. 8 started nursing on those nice real tits with real nice nips, then out of the blue she wants the tip, really? I tried pushing that out till later, nope she insisted, what a mood killer. I think she was also pushing if I wanted DATY, but had caught a whiff of some underarm that just told me stick with nursing. Nothing worse than a potentially stinky twat shoved in your face. Cleaned up the ensuing mess and rounded out the hour. This shit of get up in the almost dark room to give the tip is bullshit so won't be on the return list for a while. There was one a year or so had the biggest nipples I have seen in all my years, no tits but man those puppies made up for that. Have had some great visits over the years there, but like everywhere in this hobby YMMV.

[QUOTE=GlockEm17;6924356]Swung by the barber shop drew Linda. Taller than usual for an Asian, nice rack not much ass. Decent teasing face down, she wasnt very receptive to OTC below. Flipped and the dam negations began. She wanted a lot for topless (little head really wanted to see them) settled on. 8 started nursing on those nice real tits with real nice nips, then out of the blue she wants the tip, really? I tried pushing that out till later, nope she insisted, what a mood killer. I think she was also pushing if I wanted DATY, but had caught a whiff of some underarm that just told me stick with nursing. Nothing worse than a potentially stinky twat shoved in your face. Cleaned up the ensuing mess and rounded out the hour. This shit of get up in the almost dark room to give the tip is bullshit so won't be on the return list for a while. There was one a year or so had the biggest nipples I have seen in all my years, no tits but man those puppies made up for that. Have had some great visits over the years there, but like everywhere in this hobby YMMV.[/QUOTE]Shit ain't no way daty on any of those girls. Holy crap you be either kneading dough or getting sore on your lip. Much better off sticking with the bolts.

[QUOTE=Condone;6922195]Amy is a young and very good looking girl. VERY playful. Dry, yet very funny, sense of humor. Good english, so things progressed with her playful banter. The massage was very good, lots of teasing so I immediately went for her ass. She immediately started teasing ass, boys, etc. And I played with her tits over clothes. She gently stroked from behind, then asked me to flip. Maybe 5-6 minutes in. I asked her for a BJ, to which she negotiated. We settled for more than I wanted, but she was fun and I was eager. Lots of nipple play. HJ to get me hard and then a CBJ proceeded quickly. She sucked me off and stroked me until I released, then cleaned me up and we continued the banter and talk. I will definitely go back. Love being able to communicate with them and have some fun.[/QUOTE]What was donation at Pearl?

In all these years. I never actually tried BonnieBank Road. Stop in last week. Weird set-up being in an old bank.

1 younger girl working. IMO. Not much to look at. Too thin. Fake sincerity. But what the hell. Lets see what happens.

Best I can tell they have 2 rooms. Got the room on the left. Only music was out in the main lobby.

Massage was 3/10. No real purpose. And frankly got annoying after a while.

3 minutes before flip. Front door chimes. She answers. I hear her place him in the room next door.

Returns. I flip. She asks if I want HJ. I say no. (I NEVER get a Happy Ending if someone is unattended in the room next door. Not getting "caught in the act. ".

She gets all pissed. I tell her to massage my feet for the remaining time.

Standard house fee / . 2 tip.

Not likely to return. Ended up going to Mountain later in the day and actually had a pretty good time.

[QUOTE=BowTieGuy394;6925946]In all these years. I never actually tried BonnieBank Road. Stop in last week. Weird set-up being in an old bank.

1 younger girl working. IMO. Not much to look at. Too thin. Fake sincerity. But what the hell. Lets see what happens.

Best I can tell they have 2 rooms. Got the room on the left. Only music was out in the main lobby.

Massage was 3/10. No real purpose. And frankly got annoying after a while.

3 minutes before flip. Front door chimes. She answers. I hear her place him in the room next door.

Returns. I flip. She asks if I want HJ. I say no. (I NEVER get a Happy Ending if someone is unattended in the room next door. Not getting "caught in the act. ".

She gets all pissed. I tell her to massage my feet for the remaining time.

Standard house fee / . 2 tip.

Not likely to return. Ended up going to Mountain later in the day and actually had a pretty good time.[/QUOTE]I've always been curious about Bonnie Bank. Stopped in once just to check the scenery. At that time it was an older woman there.

[QUOTE=BowTieGuy394;6925946]In all these years. I never actually tried BonnieBank Road. Stop in last week. Weird set-up being in an old bank.

1 younger girl working. IMO. Not much to look at. Too thin. Fake sincerity. But what the hell. Lets see what happens.

Best I can tell they have 2 rooms. Got the room on the left. Only music was out in the main lobby.

Massage was 3/10. No real purpose. And frankly got annoying after a while.

3 minutes before flip. Front door chimes. She answers. I hear her place him in the room next door.

Returns. I flip. She asks if I want HJ. I say no. (I NEVER get a Happy Ending if someone is unattended in the room next door. Not getting "caught in the act. ".

She gets all pissed. I tell her to massage my feet for the remaining time.

Standard house fee / . 2 tip.

Not likely to return. Ended up going to Mountain later in the day and actually had a pretty good time.[/QUOTE]Please Do tell more about the MOUNTAIN.

I saw her this morning. If you don't know who she is, look back a few pages.

Older lady. Small (tight) body.

Massage was more of her just flopping on me. She wore shorts. But there was easy access to the fun taco.

After few minutes. She grabs my hands and places them on her backside.

Few minutes later, flipped and I think we negotiated. ? She made some hand gestures. I gave her some money.

Pound town. She was nice and tight. Bs on top.

Overall it wasn't the best experience I ever had. She is probably a 5/10 on the looks department. But she was 9/10 in the attitude / enthusiasm department. I'd rather spend money on attitude over looks.

0. 6 house fee / 1. 0 for the ride.

I have always waited in the reception area of the massage parlor. I generally don't need to wait long before I am greeted. Recently I went to a place and no one came to greet me. I pulled back the curtain on the hallway and didn't see anyone. I opened and closed to door a few times. There were bells on the door. I heard voices. I thought it was two Chinese women. After about 5 minutes I decided to go to another place.

Should I have gone down the hall to investigate? What would you do?