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Saw Jenna awhile back, very mechanical and she sets the rules and how it's going to go down. Nice girl just not for me. I like to do what I want to do as well.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;3751388]Thanks Terry, you've proven my point. Your place is naturally set up for hoaring. It's a perfect example. And as you've said: Valuables in the garage.

And I hear you about your ex-wives. Mine found Jesus. All that godamm tithing cost me bundle, as well as my expenditures for pussy increasing since I wasn't getting any of the holy hole at home. My ex is now 65. My last hooker is 25. Guess which one is more fun? Oh, and Jesus wasn't in the room with me either. His name never came up, except when the milk shot out of her tit and down my throat, I did say "Oh Jesus!" So I guess it was me who brought him up. But I still don't think he was in the room at the time. He was still with my ex making sure she and whomever she was with weren't having any fun. And I'm pretty sure there was no milk in those saggy 65 year Old Testament tits she's sporting these days.

Coochie (single, nasty, sacriligious and loving it!) Eater.

God bless us all!

P.S. My ex is getting older, but the hookers seem to be hanging at the 25 - 30 year old mark. Amazing.

PPS It's like I told the priest, being 65 and eating 24 year old pussy is a lot more fun than being 24 and eating 24 year old pussy.[/QUOTE]Someday I would love to hear all those stories from you. I thought Ofg was the man, but you just leaped to the number one spot in my book. Drink up my friend. Bt.

[QUOTE=TimJim19;3752206]Saw Jenna awhile back, very mechanical and she sets the rules and how it's going to go down. Nice girl just not for me. I like to do what I want to do as well.[/QUOTE]That's been said for years. It's why I've never bothered.

[QUOTE=TimJim19;3752206]Saw Jenna awhile back, very mechanical and she sets the rules and how it's going to go down. Nice girl just not for me. I like to do what I want to do as well.[/QUOTE]I've never seen her. She visits Madison now and then. I feel obliged to reach out and go through the same dance, always from a disposable number, so I'm sure to her I'm the next random asshole.

She's all nice. "Age and race?" Same damn script every time. She gets to "When would you like to see me?" So I ask, usually with more words to mitigate the coarseness of it, "Rules?" She flips out and tells me to go fuck myself in a relatively polite way. And then I remember, "That's why I don't commit to seeing her ass. ".

The bullshit about I don't discuss my services or you're paying for my time. Um, no, I'm not. That's just the story we tell the cops if it comes to it. Your legal defense strategy should not be confused with good customer service.

She sure looks exactly like my fantasy, though.

[QUOTE=SlickBanister;3752801]That's been said for years. It's why I've never bothered.[/QUOTE]I admire that you said it with much less words. Well done.

[QUOTE=FastFastCar;3750099]That looks like Peyton.

Anyone know?[/QUOTE]I know. It's not Payton / Britney / Miss Pleasure, or whatever the hell that name was.

I haven't seen any recent reports on Leesa Lee, anyone seen her in the last few months? If so, what can you tell me?

Thanks.

Fellow Mongers, I am looking for some fun size spinners. About 4'8" to 5'2". Besides Little Monster does anyone have any info to share.

Thanks.

Called jen at last four 4914 and dude answered so prob not a good number. Saw Mel and not my type very scaby face opted for BBBJ only which I never do but she swallowed 0. 4.

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[QUOTE=HughMonger;3751593]Same experience here. The pictures are of her, and you'd think she'd be really hot, but she's still a letdown. Her face just isn't very attractive and the BJ was awkward. She's nice enough and has a great body but I'd never repeat.[/QUOTE]Trying to picture an awkward BJ. Was she standing on one leg or something or was she cross eyed and kept popping it out of her mouth? More awkward details, please.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3754534]Trying to picture an awkward BJ. Was she standing on one leg or something or was she cross eyed and kept popping it out of her mouth? More awkward details, please.[/QUOTE]Awkward is the proper terminology. She has got a banging body, but she just doesn't know how to suck cock. She put it in her mouth and mofed her head up-and-down, but never really just gets in the rhythm into it.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3754534]Trying to picture an awkward BJ. Was she standing on one leg or something or was she cross eyed and kept popping it out of her mouth? More awkward details, please.[/QUOTE]It's like getting drunk and getting a BJ from your Virgin lesbian sister with a banging body. Everything seems like it should work, but it just isn't right.

[QUOTE=MahnaMahna93;3753744]Has anyone seen this provider before? If so, is she worth seeing?
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[QUOTE=MahnaMahna93;3753744]Has anyone seen this provider before? If so, is she worth seeing?

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