Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Scraggy;3535982]Hoping to get a visit to the Russian and Turkish bath place in Miami Beach soon. They offer massage and all sorts of treatments. Anyone have any experience with massage there. And whether HE is a possibility? Is this a better option than the sweaty nuru on 125th and Biscayne ? http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/shower-sauna-open-to-5am-305-924-1689-hot-tubs/54178568
Reply or PM as you prefer. Thanks, Scraggy.[/QUOTE]Yea not really. Although the massages are great if you want a good deep massage no light touch there!

[QUOTE=NYCLuvr;3499961]Hey guys, I'm visiting Miami next weekend. Staying on the south end of South Beach. Any good AMP places in that area. Looking for good massage with HJ / or FS if available. I see Jee Jee is walking distance from my hotel. Any Intel on that place? I live in Atlanta, so I will gladly reciprocate the favor.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know if Jee Jee is still open? I went a few months ago, but I didn't see a recent backpage post from them and google maps lists them as permanently closed.

Any other SoBe MPs worth visiting? Between 5th and Lincoln?

Went to this place again to have a massage. Every time I come to this place want to try to climb the mountain but no avail. But this time which is my 4th time attempt finally was able to reach the peak of the mountain and the whole mountain is so called, which mean that the mountain is actually not climable, just a lucky day. ".

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asain-spa-21and23-new-girls-b2b-3618-w-flagler-st/53441823[/URL]

Cute pettit girl answered the door. Asked rate $45 hh, wanted. 6 for FS, I'm like hell no, then she said. 4 would be fine. I told her I'd be back, thinking nope nope nope. 8/10 face. Young-ish. 4'11" Late 20's, early 30's.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/r-e-l-a-x-i-n-g-massage-latinas-786-663-1814-brickell/59104843[/URL]

Oh boy. 26 yo Venezuelan, said her name was Luz, 9/10 face and 10/10 body. Modified top but that waist to butt ratio. Asked rate, she said $$. 5, my little head answered ok, hell yes before I could logically think about it.

Body rub, b2 b, oiled, teasing, HJ, BJ, no fiv, no daty, but mish, doggy, all kinds of positions she was okay with. Fun, too pretty and hot I ended up finishing earlyOh well.

[QUOTE=Scraggy;3535982]Hoping to get a visit to the Russian and Turkish bath place in Miami Beach soon. They offer massage and all sorts of treatments. Anyone have any experience with massage there. And whether HE is a possibility? Is this a better option than the sweaty nuru on 125th and Biscayne ? http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/shower-sauna-open-to-5am-305-924-1689-hot-tubs/54178568
Reply or PM as you prefer. Thanks, Scraggy.[/QUOTE]The are / T baths is a legit place. I only went there once, got a massage, but there was no inkling of extras. YMMV.

[QUOTE=CflFun;3581184][URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/asain-spa-21and23-new-girls-b2b-3618-w-flagler-st/53441823[/URL]

Cute pettit girl answered the door. Asked rate $45 hh, wanted. 6 for FS, I'm like hell no, then she said. 4 would be fine. I told her I'd be back, thinking nope nope nope. 8/10 face. Young-ish. 4'11" Late 20's, early 30's.

[URL]http://miami.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/r-e-l-a-x-i-n-g-massage-latinas-786-663-1814-brickell/59104843[/URL]

Oh boy. 26 yo Venezuelan, said her name was Luz, 9/10 face and 10/10 body. Modified top but that waist to butt ratio. Asked rate, she said $$. 5, my little head answered ok, hell yes before I could logically think about it.

Body rub, b2 b, oiled, teasing, HJ, BJ, no fiv, no daty, but mish, doggy, all kinds of positions she was okay with. Fun, too pretty and hot I ended up finishing earlyOh well.[/QUOTE]I've noticed a general inflation with these AMP, I used to get away with 80-100 for FS but now everywhere I'm going skanks want 140-160. We usually meet at buck 20.

[QUOTE=Rico1000;3582865]I've noticed a general inflation with these AMP, I used to get away with 80-100 for FS but now everywhere I'm going skanks want 140-160. We usually meet at buck 20.[/QUOTE]I agree, there's an awful lot of skanks working in the AMPs. Older, washed up ugly women with dingy teeth and built like a tree stump.

But if you look around and be willing to travel, you can be picky and find that there are some fresh cuties around too.

I will generally just go for the half hour, then offer 100 tip for the FS, take it or leave it.

After doing the massage and faced with a 100 or zero option, it's usually a go on the FS. Rarely do I get declined as 100 is a more than fair price, not negotiable.

Now, am I paying too much? Yeah, but not that much more and I'm setting the price, not her.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3583643]I agree, there's an awful lot of skanks working in the AMPs. Older, washed up ugly women with dingy teeth and built like a tree stump.

But if you look around and be willing to travel, you can be picky and find that there are some fresh cuties around too.

I will generally just go for the half hour, then offer 100 tip for the FS, take it or leave it.

After doing the massage and faced with a 100 or zero option, it's usually a go on the FS. Rarely do I get declined as 100 is a more than fair price, not negotiable.

Now, am I paying too much? Yeah, but not that much more and I'm setting the price, not her.[/QUOTE]I concur. Tip for FS never should be more than 100 regardless the house fee. Remember, we ste the market prices.

Is there a good prostate massage place in miami that a brother can go?

I'm visiting from Cali.

[QUOTE=HDMurdock;3583999]I concur. Tip for FS never should be more than 100 regardless the house fee. Remember, we ste the market prices.[/QUOTE]Yup, I'm down to just a selection of 4 AMPs that I frequent, mostly just my favorite one, where the girls there know me and I get special treatment like BBBJ and extra time.

But, while there are the occasional cutie that pops up in certain FS-AMPs, most of the time they're posting pics of fine young Asian girls from the far east web sites and when you arrive there you're greeted by one or more middle aged, mis-shaped Chinese or Korean hags that look more like they're there to clean the toilets and mop the floors. Not to deliver a good massage experience.
So be ready to politely decline and just say "Thanks, but I'll pass" in this situation, and move on.

If you don't have a regular place to go where you know what you're getting, then just explore around, use Google maps to star-fav the AMP locations and label them by rating so you'll know if you've been there already.

And look for attractive, young women dressed in simple attire.

I say this because if a girl is dressed up like she's going to a party in a sexy, tight dress, heels and make up greets you there. RED FLAG, She's likely not intending to get naked for you.

Likewise if she's cute and dressed down in a loose fitting one piece or jean shorts and a light tank top or t-shirt, she's likely ready to get undressed and dressed easily.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3584926]Yup, I'm down to just a selection of 4 AMPs that I frequent, mostly just my favorite one, where the girls there know me and I get special treatment like BBBJ and extra time.

But, while there are the occasional cutie that pops up in certain FS-AMPs, most of the time they're posting pics of fine young Asian girls from the far east web sites and when you arrive there you're greeted by one or more middle aged, mis-shaped Chinese or Korean hags that look more like they're there to clean the toilets and mop the floors. Not to deliver a good massage experience.
So be ready to politely decline and just say "Thanks, but I'll pass" in this situation, and move on.

If you don't have a regular place to go where you know what you're getting, then just explore around, use Google maps to star-fav the AMP locations and label them by rating so you'll know if you've been there already.

And look for attractive, young women dressed in simple attire.

I say this because if a girl is dressed up like she's going to a party in a sexy, tight dress, heels and make up greets you there. RED FLAG, She's likely not intending to get naked for you.

Likewise if she's cute and dressed down in a loose fitting one piece or jean shorts and a light tank top or t-shirt, she's likely ready to get undressed and dressed easily.[/QUOTE]Curious, any of the 4 in way S. Dade?

[QUOTE=MrClubberman;3585088]Curious, any of the 4 in way S. Dade?[/QUOTE]Nope, I'm in NW Miami, near the stadium, so I'm usually crossing into Browser to AMPs there. But Flagler Street and SW 8th have some good offerings.

[QUOTE=GlennUknow;3585168]Nope, I'm in NW Miami, near the stadium, so I'm usually crossing into Browser to AMPs there. But Flagler Street and SW 8th have some good offerings.[/QUOTE]I guess Flagler and SW 8th would be south Dade to you, but way north to me. Anyway, Thanks for the reply.

Can anyone recommend a decent LMP? I visit Doral every month for work and prefer a LMP. I know about Aneglic's Spa down on Coral Way and the one near the Palmetto and Palmetto Hospital. Just wondering if there were some others the board would recommend?

[QUOTE=Georgia73;3585439]Can anyone recommend a decent LMP? I visit Doral every month for work and prefer a LMP. I know about Aneglic's Spa down on Coral Way and the one near the Palmetto and Palmetto Hospital. Just wondering if there were some others the board would recommend?[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the one on 78th and Coral Way in the business plaza? I live literally a block away and have never tried it. Is it good? What are the rates there and how do the women look?