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[QUOTE=LonelySmiles;2892337]Fat stacks aside, to put the money in perspective, a guy making $50k to 60k annually is pulling in between $24 to $29 per hour, presumably for some type of skilled position. And that is fully taxable income.

According to Hawaii. Gov stats, the median household income for a family of 4 in Hawaii was only $69,592 in 2014. The average annual wage on an individual basis was $45,210.

If you take $150 per hour and annualize it, that is 40 hours per week times 52 weeks, 2080 hours total, you get an [b]annualized income of $312,000 per year.[/b] It's difficult to make an argument that this is a hardship.

Said another way, if you take a example of a guy making 50k annually, that works out to $50,000/2080 hours = $24 per hour.

It takes the individual in this example 8.33 working hours to afford one $$ session. And that is without taking into account taxes. Once you factor in taxes, it's closer to 1.3 days actual "take-home" pay in exchange for one hour. Why then is it surprising that working Joe's would want to get the full hour?[/QUOTE]Exactly. If I know a place that gives great service, will cuddle with me til the end of my hour versus a place that will give me 30 minutes. Guess where I going. The AMP girls at Pink's during the 30 min days used to let me shower, than pull the timer out in the room, than we went at it. . 8 tip to the girl, . 25 for mama and they made stacks of money from what one of the girls told me. Nonstop cash that other AMPs complained that it was getting slow for them!

Hey dr majikluv, judging from your two posts below, you must have been about 13 years old when you were going to strip clubs in the early 2000's. This assumes that by 'early 2000's you meant 2000 to 2005. If you meant 2005 then you had to be 13 years old if you are 23 now. Either that or you are just full of shit. As someone else recently posted, you obviously have a strong desire to be perceived by everyone here as the biggest stud this side of New York, probably stemming from a huge inferiority complex. So you feel the need to make yourself into the Honolulu Forum's main stud by making up tall tales about your hooker sessions. You try to sound intelligent by using words that you don't really know how to use and make yourself sound silly in the process. Please cease embarassing yourself.

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;2896811]SL Baller's Chrome. Twenty three, but I've been told by many AMP chicks I look eighteen. Bruh how old are you?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;2799209]Someone should do it! I'd like to work at a male AMP as long as it's only catering to females. Maybe 6 to 8 customers per day, with 30 minutes of recoup time in between? Pop one up!

PS: I think the strip clubs were better in the early 2000s. Places like Pleasure Dome, Centerfolds, Exotic Nights, Sun Dance were rocking. Yep I agree with you Yahtzee the strip clubs have always been about the hustle but the strippers were more fun back then and provided more of a show. Now days, they just stand around on stage. No dildo shows, no FIV , no DATY on stage like in the past. The strippers that did these DATY and FIV shows were young and import model quality too. In addition the girls of the strip clubs of the 2000s, liked to party after work, and sometimes just chill. Strippers now days are not the same; most are just average in appearance and don't put on a show. Perhaps that's why the clubs was empty because customers know the dill? I haven't been to a strip club since last summer. Last time I went to Femme Nu they had lots of girls and a few of them were import model quality.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EroticaFan;2896907]Hey dr majikluv, judging from your two posts below, you must have been about 13 years old when you were going to strip clubs in the early 2000's. This assumes that by 'early 2000's you meant 2000 to 2005. If you meant 2005 then you had to be 13 years old if you are 23 now. Either that or you are just full of shit. As someone else recently posted, you obviously have a strong desire to be perceived by everyone here as the biggest stud this side of New York, probably stemming from a huge inferiority complex. So you feel the need to make yourself into the Honolulu Forum's main stud by making up tall tales about your hooker sessions. You try to sound intelligent by using words that you don't really know how to use and make yourself sound silly in the process. Please cease embarassing yourself.[/QUOTE]He is so full of shit, I put him on ignore. His reviews are totally worthless.

[blue]Goser you are a very smart man.

I always tell guys, your enjoyment of the forum will be a direct relationship to how much you use the ignore function.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Goser;2897100]He is so full of shit, I put him on ignore. His reviews are totally worthless.

[blue]Goser you are a very smart man.

I always tell guys, your enjoyment of the forum will be a direct relationship to how much you use the ignore function.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Is majikluv a shill? Say it isn't so.

Nice try. No one believes your response was 'light figurative language pun" as you put it. Your braggart response that AMP girls think you look 18 was consistent with your typical hyperbolic rhetoric you employ to promote yourself on a regular basis with.

By the way, your phrase "light figurative language pun" does not make sense since a pun is a play on wirds that sound alike but have different meanings. So where was the pun that you were referring to? It's just another example of your trying to use big words that you don't actually understand. Just stop because it is making you look silly.

Stick to words you know, genius.

[QUOTE=DrMajikLuv69;2897133]Interesting 3rd post regarding his guarantee about her weight. How is it a guarantee? Is this a fact? DreamKiller is correct by stating Sophie weighs "over 200 pounds"? (big question mark)

Why would someone who is brand new to the forum have any interest in other forum members' age? Thought that this was an interesting question for being brand new and having about 4 posts (at the time), and because it was such an interesting question, I thought it deserved an interesting answer. However EroticaFan who also has only two post automatically wants to jump in the LOL blog. Since we got two (supposedly) new mongers with their panties in a bunch, I want to clarify that my original response to DreamKiller's post was nothing more than light figurative language pun. I guess interesting question like his cannot be answered with an interesting answer.



EroticaFan if the figurative language went over your head. Apologies.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ClintonPortis;2887860]Seriously, some of you all need to get a fukking life. Specifically, I'm talking about the pussy ass bitching about getting shortchanged on time.

Let's see, some girl that's way out of your league actually agreed to fukk you for cash, and got you so turned on and gave you such good service that you came in 30 minutes or so. So now you turn around and cry like a little ***** about getting shortchanged on time?? You boyz are that desperate for female contact that you are going to quibble about not getting to cuddle with the girl for the remainder of the hour? For real? And what do you hope to achieve with that extra time? You think you're going to magically convert the hooker into your girlfriend? The girl doesn't give two tin shits about any of the sweet nothings you're whispering to her while you're "cuddling. " All she wants you to do is LEAVE so she can wash off the greasy sweat you left on her and make herself presentable for the next guy.[/QUOTE]You're obviously a pimp. Bad boy, bad boy, what you going to do when they come for you. ?

[QUOTE=SlideHammer;2897171]Is majikluv a shill? Say it isn't so.[/QUOTE]Perhaps if his stories are more realistic. I doubt anyone would pay him to write those fantasy stories that anyone with a functional brain would believe.

[QUOTE=SlideHammer;2897171]Is majikluv a shill? Say it isn't so.[/QUOTE]No, he is a delusional narcissist. He makes shit up hoping people here believe him. Just ignore him. His reviews don't add anything new to the board. He just reads stuff from other reviews and adds embellishments with the sole intention of making him look like he is some type of gigolo.

[QUOTE=ClintonPortis;2887860]Seriously, some of you all need to get a fukking life. Specifically, I'm talking about the pussy ass bitching about getting shortchanged on time.

Let's see, some girl that's way out of your league actually agreed to fukk you for cash, and got you so turned on and gave you such good service that you came in 30 minutes or so. So now you turn around and cry like a little ***** about getting shortchanged on time?? You boyz are that desperate for female contact that you are going to quibble about not getting to cuddle with the girl for the remainder of the hour? For real? And what do you hope to achieve with that extra time? You think you're going to magically convert the hooker into your girlfriend? The girl doesn't give two tin shits about any of the sweet nothings you're whispering to her while you're "cuddling. " All she wants you to do is LEAVE so she can wash off the greasy sweat you left on her and make herself presentable for the next guy.[/QUOTE]I actually agree with majority of this. Why force a chick to sit there and put up with your ass if both parties know it's an illusion? I get my nut (s), and I'm out. If the girl decides to engage me in conversation afterward, which is most of the time, then cool. If not, oh well. If the experience was good for me, I'll be back for some more. Maybe it's because I've dated a provider before that I'm turned off by the idea of cuddling, holding hands, etc. But I've found that the more business-like I am in this hobby, the more I get girls randomly hitting me up and asking when I'm coming back. And when I do, they yip-yap to me because I don't constantly drool over them. And I'm not an ugly, sloppy ass dude either.

[QUOTE=HawaiiHorndog;2897243]You're obviously a pimp. Bad boy, bad boy, what you going to do when they come for you. ?[/QUOTE]She is too literate to be a pimp, every one knows that all pimps are illiterate.

[QUOTE=Goser;2897471]No, he is a delusional narcissist. He makes shit up hoping people here believe him. Just ignore him. His reviews don't add anything new to the board. He just reads stuff from other reviews and adds embellishments with the sole intention of making him look like he is some type of gigolo.[/QUOTE]Is he really that bad?

I was actually believing his posts. LOL.

[QUOTE=Goser;2897471]No, he is a delusional narcissist. He makes shit up hoping people here believe him. Just ignore him. His reviews don't add anything new to the board. He just reads stuff from other reviews and adds embellishments with the sole intention of making him look like he is some type of gigolo.[/QUOTE]Well he did say he was a male escort once but had to quit because they were sending him to gay johns.

[QUOTE=JackHadda;2905688]Is he really that bad?

I was actually believing his posts. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hahaha, him and Black123 are the worst.

[QUOTE=Goser;2897471]No, he is a delusional narcissist. He makes shit up hoping people here believe him. Just ignore him. His reviews don't add anything new to the board. He just reads stuff from other reviews and adds embellishments with the sole intention of making him look like he is some type of gigolo.[/QUOTE]My favorite delusional post is the one where the lesbian turned straight for him. He's cured being gay now too! Too funny!

[QUOTE=VietWhisperer;2905954]My favorite delusional post is the one where the lesbian turned straight for him. He's cured being gay now too! Too funny![/QUOTE]Haha! Yep but I have to say he's got great imagination. Have to admit though if he's legit he's spending major kala! Maybe 3 k a month. I'm too poor to go very often. Tight budget so have to choose carefully. Sorry can't TOFTT guys.