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Any info on the massage place near Clark and Madison? I found this gem:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/young-playful-sexy-and-exotic-honey-from-iran/51708027[/URL]

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/melody-lovely-yes-im-still-available/49265722[/URL]

Definitely not the girl in the pics. Instead, I was treated to an angry Latin / Black transsexual, screaming at me, threatening me with her "brothers" when I tried to leave. I have a CCL, and I honestly thought I might have to shoot my way out of the motel room. I guess this moron realized they aren't bulletproof, and I GTFO.

Reminder to myself and y'all: Hot young white girls generally don't operate out of shitty motels in Hyde Park.

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;3255038][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/melody-lovely-yes-im-still-available/49265722[/URL]

Definitely not the girl in the pics. Instead, I was treated to an angry Latin / Black transsexual, screaming at me, threatening me with her "brothers" when I tried to leave. I have a CCL, and I honestly thought I might have to shoot my way out of the motel room. I guess this moron realized they aren't bulletproof, and I GTFO.

Reminder to myself and y'all: Hot young white girls generally don't operate out of shitty motels in Hyde Park.[/QUOTE]No hyde park isn't known for anything except the school down there. Chinatown not so far away and then going in the other direction, nope stay away. It can be a jungle down there at all hours. Glad you are safe though. Transsexual? Ugh! When I drove a cab down here I used to call them he / she's!

[QUOTE=WoodyP;3254901]Any info on the massage place near Clark and Madison? I found this gem:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/young-playful-sexy-and-exotic-honey-from-iran/51708027[/URL][/QUOTE]Definitely a gem you found. All her pics pass the Tineye test. She'd be a great bucket list fuck if that's really her.

Let us know if you toftt.

I never even saw their ad pop up throughout the day. Did you guys keep those poor girls too busy?

[QUOTE=WoodyP;3254901]Any info on the massage place near Clark and Madison? I found this gem:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/young-playful-sexy-and-exotic-honey-from-iran/51708027[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen a blonde who goes by Sarah that likely operates out of the same rented office space. She's hot but rather pricey for what you get. Expect plenty of upselling.

The girl is real, and very attractive. Great set of naturals on her. Very very pricey. Was $140 for a hhr massage. Extras were more. Go for it if you have the coin. She's a sweetheart, but will hurt your wallet. There are other options for almost half the cost in the area.

[QUOTE=WoodyP;3254901]Any info on the massage place near Clark and Madison? I found this gem:

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/young-playful-sexy-and-exotic-honey-from-iran/51708027[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;3255038][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/melody-lovely-yes-im-still-available/49265722[/URL]

Definitely not the girl in the pics. Instead, I was treated to an angry Latin / Black transsexual, screaming at me, threatening me with her "brothers" when I tried to leave. I have a CCL, and I honestly thought I might have to shoot my way out of the motel room. I guess this moron realized they aren't bulletproof, and I GTFO.

Reminder to myself and y'all: Hot young white girls generally don't operate out of shitty motels in Hyde Park.[/QUOTE]I am damn glad to hear about a shithead that, for once, did not get away with something. Congrats bro. JTW.

[QUOTE=ZeroDark13;3255038][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/melody-lovely-yes-im-still-available/49265722[/URL]

Definitely not the girl in the pics. Instead, I was treated to an angry Latin / Black transsexual, screaming at me, threatening me with her "brothers" when I tried to leave. I have a CCL, and I honestly thought I might have to shoot my way out of the motel room. I guess this moron realized they aren't bulletproof, and I GTFO.

Reminder to myself and y'all: Hot young white girls generally don't operate out of shitty motels in Hyde Park.[/QUOTE]I had my eyes on that post for a while. Thanks for posting this! Stay safe.

I was looking for the Ad today but I never saw one. 262 operates in a very stealth mode. Sometimes the Ads show up late mornings and disappear in the evenings. LOL.

[QUOTE=Riina;3254519]The 262 has a new Ukrainian, Yana, starting today. I would give it a try, but I had all my juices exhausted yesterday by Christal.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AlreadeGone;3254244]She deleted her ads you had to get in early LOL. But she was white, green eyed, great body, & even gave me full GFE for. 8. She was really hot I came across a gem.[/QUOTE]What area was she in?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-hot-kaya-european-girl-super-hot-full-body-mssage-incalll-773-816-3572-22/49413987[/URL]

So I visited Kaya a couple days ago and it was an average appointment. I opted for the 30 min session and spent only $. 2 Her face is a 5 or 6 but that body is more like an 8. Everything seems amazing when I walked in and things started off with some lfk and then I wentry straight to her tutties. It felt like I hit the jackpot when we got on the bed but then she reached for a cover before putting it in her mouth. That was a major strike for me but oh well I guess there was no refunds at this point. We got into a 69 position and I could have eaten away but held back since she could go BBBJ for me. I just had a finger in both holes and then I was ready for the main event. I flip her over and attempt to put inside her but just didn't seem to go in. Now I realize she keeps pushing it down and away and I say what's the deal. She replies no full service with limited English. I'm like what? I say more tip? She just says not an option. So basically I finish with her on top rubbing or something like that and it was not completely satisfying. Should have seen Vera from 262 in the same building. But I can't complain for only spending $. 2.

Hello I'm heading to Chicago for a few days. I was hoping someone might PM me with some suggestions. I will be near Grand and one of the streets named for a state.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=Sircastic;3255839]Hello I'm heading to Chicago for a few days. I was hoping someone might PM me with some suggestions. I will be near Grand and one of the streets named for a state.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Go west on grand. Right on Pulaski right on north ave. You should see a few.

[QUOTE=PerfectGreg;3253746]Read the forum. I gave a review late December or early January. Looks nothing like the pictures. I didn't indulge she was that bad.[/QUOTE]You posted a heads-up on 1/6. Maybe by the time I read it the link was dead already so I didn't think to put two and two together without seeing the image. Easier to remember an image than so many different plots they used in their ad.

Thanks for responding. I'm glad that she decided not to see me. Haha.