Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CSnow;7449688]I saw many great reviews of both and figured there must be a reason. But before I talk about either one, I will give a shout out to their amazing mamasan Lily who is the funniest, hottest and friendliest mamasan I've met. From jumping in the room and flashing me with her amazing boobies, to chatting with me in their waiting room while I was waiting for the second session, to cleaning me up and cuddling with me. She is funny, we chatted for quite a while, making silly dorky jokes and making each other laugh to the point she was almost crying. She literally had to wipe away tears, LOL. She's great. She is one of the three people that made the day memorable.

Now back to the scheduled programming. I started my day with Joey. Texted them to schedule, got a quick confirmation. You are not texting mamasan Lily, I got the impression they have an offsite scheduler or else it's the owner. Didn't have any issues finding the place. Plenty of parking, some of which is discreet. Walked in and was shown to the room. Joey was waiting for me, all giggly and bouncy. She is a shorter girl with an amazing body. Boobs and ass to die for. Cute face. Amazing personality. We actually started with a quick massage, which was nice and helped to relax me. Then amazing cat bath with her tongue. I mean she DFKed my back, LOL. I don't think I've ever had a cat bath quite like that. Normally they are quick and teasing. This one was a major turn on. TUMA was nice and thorough, and the rest of the session was great. We went through all the usual positions and finished with her riding me. She is a great and enthusiastic kisser, and session really couldn't be better in any way. She does have quite a bit of the PSE vibe but it certainly was a GFE session as well...[/QUOTE]Great review. Thanks.

[QUOTE=CSnow;7449677]Is she back at an AMP or is she an indy now? Kinda sounds like the girl I just saw in Bellevue that went indie. Since you posted her 'names' already, do you remember which one she used at good?[/QUOTE]This is sort of like a scavenger hunt. Next clue.

[QUOTE=Manager9;7449746]I don't ask for BBFS but TUMA was not on the menu. YMMV. If you want TUMA, Joey is a good option and if you want sensual GFE, best spa / Sindy at Blue Jade.[/QUOTE]Hello, Joey!

[QUOTE=Manager9;7449380]A phat ass is my weakness but I absolutely love big natural titties once in a while. I read a report about Joslyn and the fact that she has massive titties so I had to check it out in-person. I pinged MMS and got an appointment. LFK and she started with a A+ tier massage while her I got a sneak peak at those DD cups. Not a lot of teasing during massage but we did have a good chat. Decent English. She is a true MILF with a son back in China. She lives in San Diego and will be here for 2 weeks. Back to main session -.

I flip and she reveals those MAAAAASSIVE girlies. They are probably the biggest I have seen this year in my mongering and non-mongering life. They felt very natural and she assured me that they were but they are TGTBT. I put my face between them and licked them all over for at least 5 minutes. God that felt amazing. Standard BBBJ (her technique is average at best), CFS with a few acronyms. I told her to flip and I came in the bag in mish while sucking those titties. My dick in her snug pussy and her tit in my mouth while I orgasm was the highlight of the session. Session lasted about an hour. Tiger did short me on time 2 weeks ago but Joslyn did make up for it with her attitude..[/QUOTE]Hot. How tall is she?

Wow. This thread has taken off.

Sounds like I need to hit an AMP.

I prefer BBFS. If anyone has input on that topic, pm me.

Great service over all, tall slim enormous rack.

[QUOTE=Barnie;7450063]Do any of these women have big floppy Tits?

I love watching them bounce and flop around in Asian Cowgirl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barnie;7450063]Do any of these women have big floppy Tits?

I love watching them bounce and flop around in Asian Cowgirl.[/QUOTE]Might want to check out Manager9's post below on Joslyn at Q Massage. Check on the big. Not sure on the floppy.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7450327]Great service over all, tall slim enormous rack.[/QUOTE]Let us consult "The Doggy Files".

New guest stars every week!

[QUOTE=Gibs789;7450359]Let us consult "The Doggy Files".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Elong69;7450151]Hello, Joey![/QUOTE]Joey is a rockstar. Jade something or other spa.

She ate my ass like a champ. High energy bbbjcimws.

I didn't even get to the BBFS. LOL. Oh well. I will be back!

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7450425]New guest stars every week![/QUOTE]Great minds. I was also thinking just following you around would make quite a reality TV show. But au contraire, every week? You could easily support a weekdays at midnight schedule!

[QUOTE=GolphPro;7450492]Joey is a rockstar. Jade something or other spa.

She ate my ass like a champ. High energy bbbjcimws.

I didn't even get to the BBFS. LOL. Oh well. I will be back![/QUOTE]Rockstar indeed. I suggest "Joey: Living Legend" as the first episode of "The Doggy Files".

[QUOTE=BbKingg;7450040]Awesome review! You sir are the MAN! (digital high five) What did that run you? 200 per session or more?[/QUOTE]Thanks! It was 200 per session. Got full hour with each. I will certainly be back 😆.

Asking again. I am curious what the average cost is for session + tips. Just want to make sure I have enough cash on hand. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Taycation;7450671]Asking again. I am curious what the average cost is for session + tips. Just want to make sure I have enough cash on hand. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Like the post directly before yours said, the typical cost is 200 all inclusive. It has been that way for twenty years.

For some places that offer soapy shower fun, you'll pay around 260 or 275.

If you want it raw or want multiple shots during your time, expect to pay around 300 or maybe more.

Keep in mind that if you are a popular and well-known customer and have a history with the girl or the shop your prices will vary.

All of the above numbers include both house fee and tip to the massage girl. Best practice these days is to give that 200 up front as soon as you get to the room.