An apology, a joke and a question
Sorry about my novel. I must have posted it at the same time Jackson made his post discouraging the topic and my post somehow made it through. Oh well.
So here's the joke:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,"When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied,"All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked,"What are you thinking now?"
He replied,"It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Yuk, yuk, yuk.
And my question, is anybody else getting a weird white screen with all the hyperlinks stacked on top of each other at the top left hand side of the page? Has the format of the forum changed?
Latinas do It Right, Naturally SExual From Sun Up Till Sun DOwn
I was looking for some Latina action so decided to call Anyah up. She directed me to a hotel on the trail. When I arrived that's when the horror story began.
When I got to the hotel room the lights were dim and she closed the door behind me. I started to get nervous because she pushed the dresser behind the front door. I was like WTF?
I turned on the light to get a good look at her. She is definitely the girl in the pics, but weighs about 30 lbs less due to crack addiction. She was itching and scratching so bad I told her I left my money in the car, pushed the dresser and got the hell out of there. She called me on my burner and I let it ring. I think she actually thought I was coming back.
BTW she's not latina. She didn't understand a word I told her in Spanish. Not one word. Not even "Hasta la vista baby".
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Posters from today whom hit on tineye or otherwise
Here are some recent contestants whom we have highlighted who have so far posted just today here in Orlando. All have popped for, in some cases, multiple porn sites in tineye. As heart breaking as some of them are. It is what it is. Just a quick run down of them without our usual pomp and so forth as a reminder to you to proceed with caution. This shall be reposted periodically and as these gals either drop out or start using their own photos, they will stay on our suspect list.
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718. 350. 9482
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*9829; * W E N D Y *9829; *
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913 605 0420.
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(This one is using photos of ravenriley. [url]www.ravenriley.com[/url])
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321-948-0632
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4072237149.
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CHRISTY.
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(321) 682-6912.
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(The Gal with the pics form 2004)
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— (917) 524-7491
CYNTHIA
Camilla has lost her mind
OK, so I was able to get an appointment with Camilla last week and had a good experience and gave her a good review.
Well, now that she has her place she's decided to jack her rates up. 150 for a half hour? 200 for the hour? Just for a massage? I know it's only 20 more, but come on already. And the 300 for 90 minutes made me LOL. Yes the girl is hot as hell, but come back to reality a little. Maybe I am over doing it here a little, but just wow!
Oh BTW she has changed her name and has a new website.
Hailey Knight now.
Changed her number as well.
[url]http://haileyknight.weebly.com/index.html[/url]
Perfect GFE, Lauren of Orlando
Recently had the occasion to spend another perfect evening with Lauren of Orlando. Great, relaxed conversation with an old friend and a good glass of wine in her cozy in-call. She Looked delicious in her sexy black dress, accessorized with awesome blonde hair, cleavage, and dangerous curves. And her sexy executive eyeglasses, of course.
Retired to her lair and had all kinds of fun in a variety of ways. WOW!
Left totally relaxed with a nice glow AND had a great, productive day the next day.
Looking for the definitive definition of GFE? It's Lauren of Orlando!
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