Massage Parlor Reports

I decided to give the place on E. 10th another try. They're in close proximity to home base and figured it'd be ideal if I could make that my regular relaxation location. Went around 1 pm. Place was empty, like before. Two ladies working, both mid 40's by my calculations. Both in the 5 range as far as looks (and that's being pretty generous on the AMP scale). Opted for an hour this time to see the full range of skills. The massage was very good. Light teasing on both sides before the abrupt "times up." This makes it the second time that it's happened. Both times while pitching a full tent. The massage was very good, maybe the best I've ever had, but no extras. She politely asked for a tip after I was dressed. I politely replied "maybe next time." Won't repeat.

Total damage: 60

After leaving East 10th unfulfilled for the second, and last, time, I decided to take a ride west and see whtat the other side of town had to offer. I tried calling the twins. After a brief convo, was informed that they were all booked for the evening. Some lucky bastards out there smiling somewhere. So I just continued my cruise west on 10th and stumbled upon Blue Sky. After ringing the bell, I was greeted by a nice young lady and made arrangements for my massage. After a short wait, she entered the room and we started. Opted for half hour. Her name, I believe, was Sherry. About an 7-8 on the AMP scale. Decent massage, Great release. Major ass play on both sides.

40 for half +.50 tip.

Definitely repeating.

The Dude

[QUOTE=Chelli4me;1412152]Absolutely one of the best from the good ole days. There were four parlors within one block. Tanya's was in the model home. I forget the names of the others but one was in the motel building and two others were immediately across (south) the street. Nice variety of gals. Something for everyone from young spinners to soccer moms. Mostly white, some ebony. Remember only one asian. No crackheads, no leo. No gals thinking there were worth hundreds of dollars either. There was also two parlors in Clermont. Walked into one one time and a gal I knew from high school was working there. She was quite embarassed said she was only the "receptionist" not a therapist. Yeah, right.[/QUOTE]Man, you guys are making me kind of sad (even though I am a "newbie" on this board, I may have been around). Top To Bottom (and all the other names the little White house had). I don't think that I ever had a bad time. Those were the days. You could walk in and pick who you wanted and never be scared if they were LE or that you were going to get ripped off. Clermont could have been famous for more than the drags if they would have just left the places alone.

I have read on here that many of you visited Ping Spa in Columbus IN. I had never been there but I know from this board and the Indy papers that LEO figured out that they did not pay sales tax correctly and shut them and Daily Spa along with at least on in Indy down. Today I had cause to be in Columbus and was looking for book store to use some time up and found one. Low and behold there it was right next to Ping Spa. As I was ready to go in the book store the door to Ping's opens and a guy comes out carrying a chair. When I came out of the book store I was sitting in the car reading a bit in the book I bought and the guy came out again with his hands full of a picture and a lamp. I sat there a while and watched as a couch, cushions, a coffee pot and a clock were carried out. The guy saw me watching him and stopped a minute and I asked cleaning out or moving? He explained the closings and indicated they will reopen in the summer after leo calms down. He was cleaning out for the owner and storing the stuff.

I learned two things today.

One:

Escorts need a little more upfront planning time if you want to go see the best. But sometimes upfront planning time isn't in the cards.

Two:

I did something I've always wanted to do. I went to an Asian parlor for the first time with with no expectations of anything happening. It was hard (because aren't we all conditioned to be aroused in those places?) , but it was really a lot of fun. I went to Relax and got the Mamasan (I think?). Said her name in Chinese, unlike most others, which I found odd but like she was trusting me of something. I laid on table table naked as a jay bird for when she comes in, which is always the way I like to present myself. She was not phased by that at all but draped me immediately. She was maybe mid 50s, nicely preserved and was wearing a tank top and jeans. I had just finished an 1100 mile journey yesterday coming back from Spring Break and really needed the massage and was hoping she knew what she would be doing. She did. Excellent skills. Asked her to do my lower back again instead of the flip. She got up on me and used her knees on my lower back. It felt great. She definitely has rhythm. Nothing offered, not even a hint. Gave her a. 1 tip, which she a little unhappy about. That's more than 15% She's going to need give out more than a good massage to get a good tip.

So be careful out there.

AG

[QUOTE=WheresMary;1413908]I'm not sure I understand 1-1. 4. Is that $. $.4? Did you drop $$ at an AMP? You might want to check out escort options.[/QUOTE]got to agree with everyone else, hope you didn't tip what I think you tip. This place use to be good with good rates when they first opened. Sounds like they have new girls and rates are way too high. For that kind of cash you would be better off with and escort

It is clear that in these times, with all the LEO activity that has happened recently (Indianapolis, Columbus, and Brownsburg) , that some readers are not getting the level of service they expect when they visit a spa.

It may not be commonly known that HJ's (known in the law as 'fondling another person's genitals) are considered 'Prostitution' under Indiana law. In fact, the offending person can be arrested for this act even if they just offer or agree to do it; they do not actually have to perform this act.

This offense is considered a Class A misdemeanor (the most serious level of misdemeanor) and has a maximum penalty of 1 year in prison and a $5, 000 fine.

While it is true that few women accused of this crime eventually get the maximum penalty, they at least incur legal and court costs and probably considerable loss of income. Since most of these women are divorced mothers who are supporting their child and perhaps other family members, this can be a critical loss.

Furthermore, LE does not overlook this offense. I know a number of women who were arrested on prostitution charges just for 'fondling, ' not for sexual intercourse.

My point with all of this: it is not difficult to understand why some girls are very cautious these days. Among both the bosses and the girls, the level of anxiety is really quite high right now.

Of course, if you are a regular, your service level has probably not changed. But first-timers may have to build up some trust before they get anything more than a massage. Furthermore, if you have that 'LEO look' and demeanor, you might want to consider pursuing a different hobby.

Tipping under these conditions is problematic. While tips are a personal decision, I think a case can be made that, for first-timers, tips are an investment in the future. Most of the massage girls have developed a pretty good memory for customers and they remember the bad tippers. So, even without the HE, if you had a good massage, the girl made a decent effort, and you suspect there is some future potential, a reasonable tip may be a smart decision.

[QUOTE=Upshall;1416655]Furthermore, LE does not overlook this offense. I know a number of women who were arrested on prostitution charges just for 'fondling, ' not for sexual intercourse.[/QUOTE]I know a therapist that was arrested for merely admitting in conversation with a "client" (that turned out to be LEO) on the table to having done it in the past.

Short report here. I was amazing sore yesterday from head to toe and needed a massage without all the monkeybusiness. You've seen the ad on BP, Debbie for massage with that cute, dimpled, doe-eyed face looking up at the camera.

Initial contact was via text and she was a firecracker with the jokes and innuendos. I asked if it was draped, she said she offered draped massage but it was up to the client (wink). I show up to her nice NE side office and it is her in the picture all right. 10 years 2 kids and 30 lbs ago but cute as a button. Massage was great, really good. On the flip, she showed great skill by going to the microscopic edge of my shaft all the while pretending not to notice the landscape. She commented on my tan and allowed me to caress her leg a few times. When I went to move my erection a little to one side, she quickly said she didn't mind if I massaged that myself. I thanked her and told her that could take all day so I'd pass.

$75 plus a $20 tip and she was happy, even continuing to text me most of last night. May be more there, but what was there was pretty nice.

[QUOTE=Stnick62;1415466]I have read on here that many of you visited Ping Spa in Columbus IN. I had never been there but I know from this board and the Indy papers that LEO figured out that they did not pay sales tax correctly and shut them and Daily Spa along with at least on in Indy down. Today I had cause to be in Columbus and was looking for book store to use some time up and found one. Low and behold there it was right next to Ping Spa. As I was ready to go in the book store the door to Ping's opens and a guy comes out carrying a chair. When I came out of the book store I was sitting in the car reading a bit in the book I bought and the guy came out again with his hands full of a picture and a lamp. I sat there a while and watched as a couch, cushions, a coffee pot and a clock were carried out. The guy saw me watching him and stopped a minute and I asked cleaning out or moving? He explained the closings and indicated they will reopen in the summer after leo calms down. He was cleaning out for the owner and storing the stuff.[/QUOTE]Interesting. I heard from my regular, who had previously worked there, that Ping had gone back to China (Ping being the owner). So, either they'll be opening under new management or Ping plans to come back at some point.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular; 1417103]When I went to move my erection a little to one side, she quickly said she didn't mind if I massaged that myself. I thanked her and told her that could take all day so I'd pass.

$75 plus a $20 tip and she was happy, even continuing to text me most of last night. May be more there, but what was there was pretty nice.[/QUOTE]Was that a 3rd strike bunt, or foul tip? Sounds like you will be at the plate again Mr. P.

Didn't somebody here report success at a legitimate massage franchise place a while back? Was at a shop next door to one today and the blonds behind the counter gave me a look when I smiled at them. I know that look. And yes, I know how to use the search function. Feel free to PM me to keep it on the downlow.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular;1418003]Didn't somebody here report success at a legitimate massage franchise place a while back? Was at a shop next door to one today and the blonds behind the counter gave me a look when I smiled at them. I know that look. And yes, I know how to use the search function. Feel free to PM me to keep it on the downlow.[/QUOTE]Glad the search function is working for you P, but what I pm'd you needs to stay there.

[QUOTE=Two Nutts;1418019]Glad the search function is working for you P, but what I pm'd you needs to stay there.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, you're a prince among Nuts!

[QUOTE=Mr Popular; 1417103]Short report here. I was amazing sore yesterday from head to toe and needed a massage without all the monkeybusiness. You've seen the ad on BP, Debbie for massage with that cute, dimpled, doe-eyed face looking up at the camera.

Initial contact was via text and she was a firecracker with the jokes and innuendos. I asked if it was draped, she said she offered draped massage but it was up to the client (wink). I show up to her nice NE side office and it is her in the picture all right. 10 years 2 kids and 30 lbs ago but cute as a button. Massage was great, really good. On the flip, she showed great skill by going to the microscopic edge of my shaft all the while pretending not to notice the landscape. She commented on my tan and allowed me to caress her leg a few times. When I went to move my erection a little to one side, she quickly said she didn't mind if I massaged that myself. I thanked her and told her that could take all day so I'd pass.

$75 plus a $20 tip and she was happy, even continuing to text me most of last night. May be more there, but what was there was pretty nice.[/QUOTE]And that's as far as Debbie will go. She used to be my regular girl. I know. She's cute, funny and personable and she'll get right to the point you think she'll take over, but she won't. She'll rub your inner thighs, lower stomach, briar patch. But YOU have to finish, if that's what you want. I never bothered. I liked her cause she was such a good MT.

[QUOTE=WheresMary;1413908]I'm not sure I understand 1-1. 4. Is that $. $.4? Did you drop $$ at an AMP? You might want to check out escort options.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion. Typo. .6 in the door and tip ranged from. 8.1. 4 depending on options. It was higher than I normally spend, but she made it worth the trip.

I've heard mixed reviews on this place, so not all trips are as fun as mine was. I'll be back, but will be skeptical on whom I get.

[QUOTE=Wulfgar;1417692]Interesting. I heard from my regular, who had previously worked there, that Ping had gone back to China (Ping being the owner). So, either they'll be opening under new management or Ping plans to come back at some point.[/QUOTE]As a condition of her release from jail, Ping had to surrender her passport to prevent her from leaving the country. So, if she has left the country, she used a fraudulent passport and broke the conditions of her bail.

At the same time, she was supposed to have surrendered her Green Card (permanent resident card) but she claimed that she didn't have hers. She would need her Green Card, along with her Chinese Passport, to re-enter the US.

Furthermore, considering the amount of money she was making (I have a reasonable estimate based on information gleaned from former employees and from Ping herself) , she has surely sent a considerable stash of money back to China.

Given all that and the fact that she faces potentially stiff penalties from her four felony charges, if she did leave the country I don't know why she would risk coming back.

In any case, I'd be surprised if she opened a new location in Columbus. Right after the raid, the city of Columbus enacted new legislation to more tightly regulate massage parlors with the intent of preventing new ones from opening there.

It is going to be impossibly hard for the AG and prosecutor to prove their case against both ping spa and daily spa, because they brought very stiff charges of racketeering. The reason's being that their had been no prior arrests at any of the 3 parlors in operation. It will be hard to prove that racketeering was going on to the knowledge of the owners if there is no criminal history at those establishments. And because no arrests had been previously made, it could be argued that law enforcement neglected their duty to protect the businesses, because had they made previous arrests at the establishments the owners would become aware of the activity and have an opportunity to stop it. Because of the implied privacy of the masseuse and her clients in the parlor, it is reasonable to assume that the owner did not have knowledge of what went on in the rooms. It would be the same concept if for instance if a gas station 3rd shift gas station clerk was selling drugs to customers on the job. It is not racketeering because the owners of the establishment can not be proven to have knowledge of the activity.

[QUOTE=Wulfgar;1417692]Interesting. I heard from my regular, who had previously worked there, that Ping had gone back to China (Ping being the owner). So, either they'll be opening under new management or Ping plans to come back at some point.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ab Troot;1419389]Because of the implied privacy of the masseuse and her clients in the parlor, it is reasonable to assume that the owner did not have knowledge of what went on in the rooms. It would be the same concept if for instance if a gas station 3rd shift gas station clerk was selling drugs to customers on the job. It is not racketeering because the owners of the establishment can not be proven to have knowledge of the activity.[/QUOTE]Mr. Troot makes some very good points, but the odds may be a little different when the owner lives in the spa full-time, is one of the two masseuses working there, and is in fact the chief offender. It can reasonably follow that her behavior sets the standard for the other employee. What can actually be proven remains to be seen.

But, more interesting are the charges about tax evasion. This is the part that can have an impact on all of us.

The law in question is a few decades old but little known. Originally aimed at thwarting massage in hotel rooms, the law says something to the effect that when rooms are rented for the purpose of massage, the business must pay sales tax on these transactions. To my knowledge, no massage parlor is currently paying this tax and the ones I've asked had never heard of this law.

Therefore, the tax charges seem a little shaky to me (why, for example, if this 23 year old law does in fact apply to massage parlors, haven't they been made to comply with it before now?). But, if the charges are upheld, it could mean that all parlors – both AMP and legitimate. Will have to start collecting this sales tax. This could affect the rates we all pay.

We'll just have to wait until August, when this case goes to trial, to find out.

Hello all,

I realize this is not the specific use for this site. But forgive the rule intrusion.

I hope to rely on the vast experience of those of you on this site that have TOFTT or simply have physical issues as myself.

In serious need of A PREMIUM genuine legitmate professional massage by a therapist that is all eye candy.

(yeah the cake and eat it too).

Southside.

Please PM any suggestions.

Much appreciated.

Jackson please commence with the beatdown.

Maybe there were big names involved with frequent visits to Bings! Maybe this was the way, to run it out of town without those names being exposed. One has got to wonder, the place stayed in business for a good length of time.

[QUOTE=Upshall; 1419756]Mr. Troot makes some very good points, but the odds may be a little different when the owner lives in the spa full-time, is one of the two masseuses working there, and is in fact the chief offender. It can reasonably follow that her behavior sets the standard for the other employee. What can actually be proven remains to be seen.

But, more interesting are the charges about tax evasion. This is the part that can have an impact on all of us.

The law in question is a few decades old but little known. Originally aimed at thwarting massage in hotel rooms, the law says something to the effect that when rooms are rented for the purpose of massage, the business must pay sales tax on these transactions. To my knowledge, no massage parlor is currently paying this tax and the ones I've asked had never heard of this law.

Therefore, the tax charges seem a little shaky to me (why, for example, if this 23 year old law does in fact apply to massage parlors, haven't they been made to comply with it before now?). But, if the charges are upheld, it could mean that all parlors – both AMP and legitimate. Will have to start collecting this sales tax. This could affect the rates we all pay.

We'll just have to wait until August, when this case goes to trial, to find out.[/QUOTE]

First time post here. I normally just read the forums to keep tabs on whats happening. It was very helpful pre-superbowl when things were getting active. But felt compelled to agree with another poster awhile back about too much info. I went to see my favorite over by the barber shop. I was sorry to learn she wasn't in for the nite. Another nice lady (a little older) was glad to give me a massage just like my favorite. After the massage we got into a brief conversation which is somewhat difficult due to her English and something I have never done. I did learn my favorite was gone permantley. It seems the owner of the spa reads the boards as well and someone posted on what my favorite would do durning a massage and he sent her back to LA. He is trying to run a legit massage parlor (not sure I understand that). We talked about spas that closes due to LEO back in Oct and the latest in Columbus. She said her shop owner wants no problems. She mentioned a few other shops that went legit and I had to laugh cause I've been to most and, well YMMV. She also seemed confused why the spa was pretty dead during the week and crowded on Sunday. Again, no clue. I explained how some were uncomfortable with the unmarked in the parking lot and the barber shop sidewalk. You could see the light bulb moment above her head. She said "were moving!" We'll see if that happens. Anyway, I'll just stick to a thumbs up or thumbs down. Let the other side figure it out. So, for my Easter Sunday, two thumbs up.

[QUOTE=StraightUp37;1420829]First time post here. I normally just read the forums to keep tabs on whats happening. It was very helpful pre-superbowl when things were getting active. But felt compelled to agree with another poster awhile back about too much info. I went to see my favorite over by the barber shop. I was sorry to learn she wasn't in for the nite. Another nice lady (a little older) was glad to give me a massage just like my favorite. After the massage we got into a brief conversation which is somewhat difficult due to her English and something I have never done. I did learn my favorite was gone permantley. It seems the owner of the spa reads the boards as well and someone posted on what my favorite would do durning a massage and he sent her back to LA. He is trying to run a legit massage parlor (not sure I understand that). We talked about spas that closes due to LEO back in Oct and the latest in Columbus. She said her shop owner wants no problems. She mentioned a few other shops that went legit and I had to laugh cause I've been to most and, well YMMV. She also seemed confused why the spa was pretty dead during the week and crowded on Sunday. Again, no clue. I explained how some were uncomfortable with the unmarked in the parking lot and the barber shop sidewalk. You could see the light bulb moment above her head. She said "were moving!" We'll see if that happens. Anyway, I'll just stick to a thumbs up or thumbs down. Let the other side figure it out. So, for my Easter Sunday, two thumbs up.[/QUOTE]Well they are out of there it looks like no cars no lights at 12. O on Monday. Was hoping to see my favorite. What does the owner think we go there for a good massage. Te unmarked was gone must have realized that no one was home!

[QUOTE=Buster B; 1419804]Hello all,

I realize this is not the specific use for this site. But forgive the rule intrusion.

I hope to rely on the vast experience of those of you on this site that have TOFTT or simply have physical issues as myself.

In serious need of A PREMIUM genuine legitmate professional massage by a therapist that is all eye candy.

(yeah the cake and eat it too).

Southside.

Please PM any suggestions.

Much appreciated.

Jackson please commence with the beatdown.[/QUOTE][url]Http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-professional-massage-you-will-ever-get-broad-ripple/5736203[/url]

Also could be the best eye candy in town.

[QUOTE=WheresMary; 1421433][url]Http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/the-best-professional-massage-you-will-ever-get-broad-ripple/5736203[/url]

Also could be the best eye candy in town.[/QUOTE]I had one come to my room while I was there last. A bit expensive tho. $120

[QUOTE=Two Nutts;1421545]I had one come to my room while I was there last. A bit expensive tho. $120[/QUOTE]Guess I didn't follow the thread correctly. Tried the Best Professional massage in Broad Ripple because I thought I would leave happy.

The masseuse had a hot body for a Chinese broad, but her face looked like it had been through Hiroshima. Not good. I really don't get the "eye candy" reference.

What pissed me off was she was texting throughout the entire massage. Could hear the phone vibrating then she would text back with one hand. Heard the buttons being pressed. Of course she demanded I put my face into the little hole where your head goes on the bed. So didn't see it, but heard it.

When she got up to clean the oil off my back, her computer, conveniently positioned on a table at the end of the bed, had a tv program running with Chinese subtitles. So she was texting and watching tv the whole time. So how good can a massage really be when the masseuse is preoccupied with something else?

She should get a new job. Something she is interested in. Obviously I didn't leave happy.

Radar

Got a pretty decent massage the other day. Have been twice and both girls do a decent massage. Left happy both times. First one I saw needed some guidance, but not a lot. Second one needed no help. Pm for details.

[QUOTE=Radarorielly; 1421832]Guess I didn't follow the thread correctly. Tried the Best Professional massage in Broad Ripple because I thought I would leave happy.

The masseuse had a hot body for a Chinese broad, but her face looked like it had been through Hiroshima. Not good. I really don't get the "eye candy" reference.

What pissed me off was she was texting throughout the entire massage. Could hear the phone vibrating then she would text back with one hand. Heard the buttons being pressed. Of course she demanded I put my face into the little hole where your head goes on the bed. So didn't see it, but heard it.

When she got up to clean the oil off my back, her computer, conveniently positioned on a table at the end of the bed, had a tv program running with Chinese subtitles. So she was texting and watching tv the whole time. So how good can a massage really be when the masseuse is preoccupied with something else?

She should get a new job. Something she is interested in. Obviously I didn't leave happy.

Radar[/QUOTE]This was a suggestion for someone looking for a good legit (professional) massage by someone good to look at. I have been paying 70 for one hour and have gotten full attention and a great massage from Mary. Tip 20. Not sure if we have the same person. Perhaps I never noticed the face because I can't stop looking at her legs.

I've seen this place posting in BP, but don't know if it is worth the time and money. I wouldn't want to leave unhappy?

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-escape-spoil-yourself-many-services-offered-massage-hair-removal-facials/5752991[/url]

Does anyone have any first hand information?

Thanks all,

Bob

[QUOTE=BobZaney; 1422412]I've seen this place posting in BP, but don't know if it is worth the time and money. I wouldn't want to leave unhappy?

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-escape-spoil-yourself-many-services-offered-massage-hair-removal-facials/5752991[/url]

Does anyone have any first hand information?

Thanks all,

Bob[/QUOTE]The girl on the left use to have a place and if I remember it was all legit. If you are into girls ripping your pubic hair out with wax then you might give it a try.

Anyone know if Jordans is still running? Haven't been there since pre-sb times.

[QUOTE=BobZaney; 1422412]I've seen this place posting in BP, but don't know if it is worth the time and money. I wouldn't want to leave unhappy?

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-escape-spoil-yourself-many-services-offered-massage-hair-removal-facials/5752991[/url]

Does anyone have any first hand information?

Thanks all,

Bob[/QUOTE]I visited with Tara, who is the girl on the left, a few weeks ago. I knew going in it would be legit. I was in the mood for a luxury pampering experience and she provides that. The massage is pricey, but very worth it. Awesome massage. She is located in a small spa on Madison. Her partner does all of the aesthetic services (waxing and so forth ). Tara ia even more beautiful in person. I would say the massage was somewhat sensual but she never touches anything. She even admits that massage is very erotic to begin with. Her room is very fancy and plush. The table was unbeleivably comfortable. Plush linens and towels. I will go back again at some point.

[QUOTE=Bigvirg;1422959]The girl on the left use to have a place and if I remember it was all legit. If you are into girls ripping your pubic hair out with wax then you might give it a try.[/QUOTE]Nice girl, Best massage I ever had, legit MT No extras, expensive.

[QUOTE=Johnnysk;1424907]Anyone know if Jordans is still running? Haven't been there since pre-sb times.[/QUOTE]Was in that area a few days ago and drove around back to check. Appears to still be all locked up and vacant. Doorbell is gone.

Dumbass Monger Alert.

Hey Idiot-when you go to an AMP, and the gal says "she busy come back 1 hour pree", please be considerate and LEAVE next time!

No, instead you decide to "chat her up " and ask her if she remembers you, how's her day been, etc, etc-hey IDiot-SHUT THE fuck up and LEAVE!

THEN- TWO minutes later YOU CAME BACK and asked to use the BATHROOM? GEEZ ASS you are a total dumbass! Go to McDonald's you MORON.

Instead of LEAVING, like a moron you asked to use the friggin' bathroom, and were in there shitting or whacking off for about 7 minutes! Geez Ass! You're interrupting her business, MY TIME, and you know they just don't let dudes roam around the spa while clients are there.

DO YOU have rocks for brains? Have some COMMON COURTESY for your fellow mongers on the table. WAIT your turn, SHUT UP and LeAVE!

Please pull your head out of your ass!

FF70.

[QUOTE=Fastfish70; 1426865]Dumbass Monger Alert.

Hey Idiot-when you go to an AMP, and the gal says "she busy come back 1 hour pree", please be considerate and LEAVE next time!

No, instead you decide to "chat her up " and ask her if she remembers you, how's her day been, etc, etc-hey IDiot-SHUT THE fuck up and LEAVE!

THEN- TWO minutes later YOU CAME BACK and asked to use the BATHROOM? GEEZ ASS you are a total dumbass! Go to McDonald's you MORON.

Instead of LEAVING, like a moron you asked to use the friggin' bathroom, and were in there shitting or whacking off for about 7 minutes! Geez Ass! You're interrupting her business, MY TIME, and you know they just don't let dudes roam around the spa while clients are there.

DO YOU have rocks for brains? Have some COMMON COURTESY for your fellow mongers on the table. WAIT your turn, SHUT UP and LeAVE!

Please pull your head out of your ass!

FF70.[/QUOTE]Post of the fucking year. That's right I'm calling it.

[QUOTE=Fastfish70; 1426865]Dumbass Monger Alert.

Hey Idiot-when you go to an AMP, and the gal says "she busy come back 1 hour pree", please be considerate and LEAVE next time!

No, instead you decide to "chat her up " and ask her if she remembers you, how's her day been, etc, etc-hey IDiot-SHUT THE fuck up and LEAVE!

THEN- TWO minutes later YOU CAME BACK and asked to use the BATHROOM? GEEZ ASS you are a total dumbass! Go to McDonald's you MORON.

Instead of LEAVING, like a moron you asked to use the friggin' bathroom, and were in there shitting or whacking off for about 7 minutes! Geez Ass! You're interrupting her business, MY TIME, and you know they just don't let dudes roam around the spa while clients are there.

DO YOU have rocks for brains? Have some COMMON COURTESY for your fellow mongers on the table. WAIT your turn, SHUT UP and LeAVE!

Please pull your head out of your ass!

FF70.[/QUOTE]Amen. Also applies to dudes that have just finished. Just leave. Not a time to start a 15 minute BS session with someone who doesn't understand you in the first place. Sad part is I bet those clueless idiots don't read these boards.

[QUOTE=Osirusss;1427186]Post of the fucking year. That's right I'm calling it.[/QUOTE]It wasn't me and I agree with post of the year.

[QUOTE=Fastfish70; 1426865]Dumbass Monger Alert.

Hey Idiot-when you go to an AMP, and the gal says "she busy come back 1 hour pree", please be considerate and LEAVE next time!

No, instead you decide to "chat her up " and ask her if she remembers you, how's her day been, etc, etc-hey IDiot-SHUT THE fuck up and LEAVE!

THEN- TWO minutes later YOU CAME BACK and asked to use the BATHROOM? GEEZ ASS you are a total dumbass! Go to McDonald's you MORON.

Instead of LEAVING, like a moron you asked to use the friggin' bathroom, and were in there shitting or whacking off for about 7 minutes! Geez Ass! You're interrupting her business, MY TIME, and you know they just don't let dudes roam around the spa while clients are there.

DO YOU have rocks for brains? Have some COMMON COURTESY for your fellow mongers on the table. WAIT your turn, SHUT UP and LeAVE!

Please pull your head out of your ass!

FF70.[/QUOTE]A report I have been thinking about putting up but been putting off, had a similar thing and I almost posted about it separately when it happened. I was like, STFU, and move on ass wipe, you are right in the middle of the good part and you want to chat for a while. Honestly, if I knew when he was coming back I was seriously considering putting a real chill on his thrill, little payback for being stupid. At least he didn't take a dump while he was there so guess I was lucky.

While it may not have been indianapolis, it's not too far of a drive. I was south of indianapolis on 65 for business yesterday so I decided to check out louisville. The place by the stadium is as advertised, and I left happy. My therapist sasha indicated that all the girls want to make their customers happy. .85 no tip requested but left one anyways.