[QUOTE=IcedOut]Can someone tell me what this post says?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=IcedOut]Can someone tell me what this post says?[/QUOTE]
That's a job for Otis Campbell to interpret.
[QUOTE=IcedOut]Can someone tell me what this post says?[/QUOTE]I believe what the gentleman is trying to say is that he has become aware of a spa at Milwaukee and Oakdale that is too close to where his family lives for him to be able to enjoy the services of their therapists comfortably. But, while partaking in a few brews at a bar across the street from said spa the gentelman believes he saw some ladies of Ukranian and/or Polish decent who are believed to be therapusts from the spa, relaxing after a days work by getting hammered on Vodka. That is what I gleened from that particular post, ymmv
Any ever been? on North near Wells.
Just saw it driving by last night and was curious since it's close to me.
Thanks fellas
This is my lisa numbering system so far
lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating
this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago
[QUOTE=Dee Mac]I believe what the gentleman is trying to say is that he has become aware of a spa at Milwaukee and Oakdale that is too close to where his family lives for him to be able to enjoy the services of their therapists comfortably. But, while partaking in a few brews at a bar across the street from said spa the gentelman believes he saw some ladies of Ukranian and/or Polish decent who are believed to be therapusts from the spa, relaxing after a days work by getting hammered on Vodka. That is what I gleened from that particular post, ymmv[/QUOTE]Well played sir. I might have to check that out.
Hello Everyone,
I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.
I hope everyone is having a nice summer.
AmonRa
[QUOTE=AmonRa]Hello Everyone,
I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard. Did the Mayor get the Asian itch in Beijing? It is hard for me to visit any of the other spas, since Mercy is less than a block from my Loop office, but I think I will try and take the Red Line to Clark and see what I can get for $50/hour massage as a lunch time treat tomorrow.
I hope everyone is having a nice summer.
AmonRa[/QUOTE]Given Chicago's penchant for over-regulating and making everything less efficient and expensive than need be, the only thing I can think of is that because AMPs are expensive relative to what you get.
I mean $70 door fee (essentially for a 30 minute massage) and another $40 for her to use her hands to make you happy? That's a whole lotta money for a half hours worth of VERY limited fun. It's kinda like when I bid projects to GC's I can tell you it's ALOT more expensive to build or do anything in Chi-town than in Houston, Dallas, St. Louis, etc.
If $50 would get you a rub and tug at an AMP, the local gov. would be shutting all of 'em down for being too cost effective and efficient. It would make our elected officials look bad.
Here's an odd ad. First of all, it was under household services, which is to say, it was pretty misplaced. Second, advertising "FS available" seems more direct than it should be. The same ad runs in the therapeutic section, but without mention of "nude" or "FS". I did a couple of searches here, found no mentions. Any thoughts?
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/1335610769.html[/url]
-ONLY FOR YOU,PRIVATE HUGE HOT TUB/LOTS OF JETS -
(UP TO15 MINUTES) FREE SHOWER
-ONE HOUR BODY MASSAGE-
FROM ASIAN FEMALE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST/INCLUDES HOT TOWEL
$50 EXTRA FOR THERAPIST TO JOIN YOU FULLY NUDE IN THE HOT TUB AND GIVE YOU NUDE MASSAGE AFTERWARDS
FS AVAILABLE PRICES VARY
MENTION AD FOR SPECIAL, ENDS 8PM . /visit us at our website @ [url]http://massageandhairmaster.com/[/url]
And after a better search I found the info I was looking for, thanks as always to my fellow mongers. Still, the extra-explicit ad under household services seems strange. It makes me think it might be someone messing with her, copying her ad and adding to it for some malicious reason.
[QUOTE=AmonRa]I don't mean to throw any bad mojo, or look a gift horse in the mouth, but does anyone have any insight as to why the Chicago Spa scene has taken off? It was about 5 years ago when the closest spa was in Lombard.[/QUOTE]What in the world are you talking about? There were spas in Chicago 5 years ago. Were there as many? No... but you never had to drive out to Lombard.
There are more spas because demand has increased. Nothing more, nothing less.
[QUOTE=Perdip]Given Chicago's penchant for over-regulating and making everything less efficient and expensive than need be, the only thing I can think of is that because AMPs are expensive relative to what you get.
I mean $70 door fee (essentially for a 30 minute massage) and another $40 for her to use her hands to make you happy? That's a whole lotta money for a half hours worth of VERY limited fun. It's kinda like when I bid projects to GC's I can tell you it's ALOT more expensive to build or do anything in Chi-town than in Houston, Dallas, St. Louis, etc.
If $50 would get you a rub and tug at an AMP, the local gov. would be shutting all of 'em down for being too cost effective and efficient. It would make our elected officials look bad.[/QUOTE]
Its either that or Dicky Daley is gearing up for the Olympics meaning he probably knows that Chicago's AMP market was starting to strain with old hags and hes breeding new AMPs to compete against each other to bring in younger talent for the expecting international segment. In that respect it is working as were are now getting quality girls at some of these AMPs compared to 5 years ago selection of quality girls were limited and scare. So its not a total loss albeit a higher price tag but we still have the power of negotiating so we still can drive the price down especially in this economy. All in all its up to us to set the stage on how these AMPs operate. If we tolerate high prices and shit service its our fault not the AMPs. We should demand better service and fair pricing after all we are the consumer.
[QUOTE=Skonsk]This is my lisa numbering system so far
lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating
this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago[/QUOTE]
Lisa #3 (formerly of Yellow Rose/Magic Touch) is currently (?) at Pretty Girls.
She is great, but I am a southsider and hate the drive.
Who is Lisa #8? Please PM me!
[QUOTE=Donny Devito] Is it just me or does every single AMP have at least one girl named Lisa?[/QUOTE]
More Cultural Anthropology for Mongers:
I have noticed that many AMP girls have an American name with a "Lee" in it.
Examples:
Lee = LEE
Lisa = LEE-sa
Emily = Emi-LEE
Lilly = Lil-LEE
Etc.
The traditional Chinese (FOB) have three names each: a family (secret) Chinese name only used by immediate family/associates; a public Chinese name; an American (English) name.
And for some, add to this a fourth name used while working in an AMP.
[QUOTE=Skonsk]This is my lisa numbering system so far
lisa #1 - senina - could write a book about her over the past few years
lisa #2 - relax - no longer there
lisa #3 - yellow rose - no longer there
lisa #4 - elegant - chubby not that much fun
lisa #5 - alice in chinatown mall - can be fun
lisa #6 - mercy fire station - lots of fun
lisa #7 - Xindy - nothing special - only tried once - took her out of the selection because of her name
lisa #8 - superior - expensive - beautiful and very accommodating
this doesnt count a non-oriental lisa that used to give bjs at your show of shows many yarns ago[/QUOTE]
There are two more at Harvest, but one is currently in China for a short while longer.
[QUOTE=Silvio]Its either that or Dicky Daley is gearing up for the Olympics meaning he probably knows that Chicago's AMP market was starting to strain with old hags and hes breeding new AMPs to compete against each other to bring in younger talent for the expecting international segment. In that respect it is working as were are now getting quality girls at some of these AMPs compared to 5 years ago selection of quality girls were limited and scare. So its not a total loss albeit a higher price tag but we still have the power of negotiating so we still can drive the price down especially in this economy. All in all its up to us to set the stage on how these AMPs operate. If we tolerate high prices and shit service its our fault not the AMPs. We should demand better service and fair pricing after all we are the consumer.[/QUOTE]That just sounds silly. If anything Dicky D. would want to get rid of AMP. The dude has single handedly pretty much killed the SWing industry in chicago. As corrupt as daily is the guy has a real hard on for stopping down street crimes, prostitution, and the homeless (in some areas).
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]What in the world are you talking about? There were spas in Chicago 5 years ago. Were there as many? No... but you never had to drive out to Lombard.
There are more spas because demand has increased. Nothing more, nothing less.[/QUOTE]
I think his time frame is too short. Go back 10 years, and I can remember postings here asking "How come there are no spas in Chinatown?" Before Mercy, before Alice, etc, Chinatown was a ghost town for spas.
But I agree, there have always been spas somewhere in Chicago, even 10 years ago. Not very many, and not very conveniently located. Remember Gunnison spa, or the place near Division and Milwaukee?
Not sure what changed in Chinatown in the last 10 years, to make it more "spa friendly"...
Has anyone seen Therapeutic Massage by Mary, about 5'6", 40's, thin, red hair. I think she may be legit.
Word
[QUOTE=Friendofjill]Here's an odd ad. First of all, it was under household services, which is to say, it was pretty misplaced. Second, advertising "FS available" seems more direct than it should be. The same ad runs in the therapeutic section, but without mention of "nude" or "FS". I did a couple of searches here, found no mentions. Any thoughts?
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/hss/1335610769.html[/url]
-ONLY FOR YOU,PRIVATE HUGE HOT TUB/LOTS OF JETS -
(UP TO15 MINUTES) FREE SHOWER
-ONE HOUR BODY MASSAGE-
FROM ASIAN FEMALE LICENSED MASSAGE THERAPIST/INCLUDES HOT TOWEL
$50 EXTRA FOR THERAPIST TO JOIN YOU FULLY NUDE IN THE HOT TUB AND GIVE YOU NUDE MASSAGE AFTERWARDS
FS AVAILABLE PRICES VARY
MENTION AD FOR SPECIAL, ENDS 8PM . /visit us at our website @ [url]http://massageandhairmaster.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
My gut feeling is that this was put up by someone trying to give Mary trouble. She has had trouble in the past with people. She has stated in previous ads that "therapist does not join you in the hot tub." In addition, while she has given some HJs, she usually encourages self-service after some teasing. I would be surprised if she gets nude and even more surprised if she offers full service.
Been a while since I posted. Stopped at Xindy because there was no where else nearby where I could park while the Sox were playing--and because there were two cars of Chicago's finest taking someone down with a felony stop about a block from Alice in greektown. Guy in handcuffs sitting on the sidewalk does something to your libido.
Any case, Xindy was blocks away and free and clear of any distraction. I haven't like Xindy in the past, but I gave it another shot. Great massage for.60 door fee. Serious weight on the extras. I was with a tall athletic seeming bleached 30 something (didn't catch her name) and we "settled" on.80. Lots of teasing so the little head was doing my thinking. That said, the HE was very happy. Even though the price was high, I will repeat. It was truly excellent.
Despite all of you that didn't believe in me, I found relative success at a merciful massage place on Michigan Ave, north of the river. It advertised young pretty Chinese girls, and that's what I got. Although she didn't have the best face, she had a nice body and was very friendly. Not much English; she said she's been in the states for only two months.
Good massage, and when it was over I asked if there was "more", which eventually went towards a HR. As it was my first, I have no way of comparing it, really, except to say that she seemed to have good technique, but not much passion.
Good times.
[QUOTE=PittPanther]Not sure what changed in Chinatown in the last 10 years, to make it more "spa friendly"...[/QUOTE]
I think when there's heat in other cities, the AMPs go somewhere else.
Remember when Rockford was full of AMPs? When the feds cleaned up, the business ends up going somewhere. Supply and demand is like whack-a-mole. Shut one down and somebody else opens one down the road.
Returned to the very visible spa adjacent to a tavern at an intersection with a stop light and no immediate parking last Friday night. To my surprise there was actually a woman having her hair done when I was buzzed in.
Had a session with Josie, who was wearing a tight suggestive dress with sexy heels. Paid .40 for the half hour and left the standard tip for basic service. More is available based on my experience from previous visits. Josie is relatively young and actually gave a half way decent massage. There were no negotiations making for a nice flow. She was not especially receptive to fondling her goods, but allowed reasonable access, she seemed to be sensitive, maybe she was close to her time of the month. She was very sexy and friendly, providing good service, a very pleasant experience.
I noticed another technician I have visited before when I was leaving. I can't remember her name, long straight black hair, older than Josie, nicely dressed, a little thick in the thighs in a nice way if that is your thing.
If you like Latina chicks this place is worth a look.
- Bildo
Have been considering making a trip to Lusiana's, but it's a drive and can find similar experiences closer to the city.
Curious if anyone has been recently.
Thanks
Definitely, but where did the AMPs in Rockford move to? :( I miss them...
BJ001
[QUOTE=RogerC]I think when there's heat in other cities, the AMPs go somewhere else.
Remember when Rockford was full of AMPs? When the feds cleaned up, the business ends up going somewhere. Supply and demand is like whack-a-mole. Shut one down and somebody else opens one down the road.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=To Much Time]Have been considering making a trip to Lusiana's, but it's a drive and can find similar experiences closer to the city.
Curious if anyone has been recently.
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Every time we make the rounds and ask about the lovely ladies at Lisunia's the responses are always the same, nothing ever changes there. If you've been before you know what to expect. I've always enjoyed the place but it's a hike to get there. The experience is quite pleasant and the girls are pretty but it's also expensive for what you get. Much more service can be found almost anywhere else.
[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001]Definitely, but where did the AMPs in Rockford move to? :( I miss them...
BJ001[/QUOTE]
RAINBOW!!!!!!
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If you have any idea as to why Gina hasn't posted in 4 days and doesn't answer her phone, please pm me.
[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001]<sigh> My favorite![/QUOTE]Pine Tree!
[QUOTE=BeetleJuice001]<sigh> My favorite![/QUOTE]Pine Tree!
I will be in the Chicago area for a conference in 2 weeks. Please advise the best place to go for massage Latina or other than asian.
Thank you
Pinetree was the best....
I always got great service at VIP on Milwaukee. Still think about Monica now and then.
Visited my regular spot Senina the other day - and was assigned Lucy for a second time. She didn't remember me and she though my iPod was recording our conversation at one point, so I thought I might have had some trouble. But, all was well.
Paid the usually door fee w/ table shower for 1 hour. Lucy is in her 30's and cute. Great tight body. About 5' 6" or so. She gives a great table shower (no sponge). Very playful.
Massage was great - just like my last time with her. Negotiated .5 on the flip for HJ. Hands were allowed to roam. All in all, I'll probably start asking for her upon each visit moving forward.
[QUOTE=The Explorer]I will be in the Chicago area for a conference in 2 weeks. Please advise the best place to go for massage Latina or other than asian.
Thank you[/QUOTE]Dude,
You need to give more info, otherwise all you will get is RTFF.
WHERE in Chicago are you staying.
Downtown, Airport, Oak Brook, Other?
Will you have a car or will you be taking cabs? How do you feel about taking rapid transit?
We need your help to help you.
Oh yeah and RTFF.
Where can you find this massage. This would be terrific. If anyone has anything close let me know.
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/357583/the-ultimate-sensual-body-massage-p23/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=357585[/url]
That's the Bangkok Slide. You can easily get them in Thailand (hence the name). I haven't had anything close to that here since Peking closed out in East Chicago. And I wouldn't call what I got there that close.
[QUOTE=Rico Forty]Where can you find this massage. This would be terrific. If anyone has anything close let me know.
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/357583/the-ultimate-sensual-body-massage-p23/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=357585[/url][/QUOTE]
No sh*t, the closest I came to that was the good old days at the Rainbow in Rockford.
[QUOTE=Rico Forty]Where can you find this massage. This would be terrific. If anyone has anything close let me know.
[url]http://youporn.com/watch/357583/the-ultimate-sensual-body-massage-p23/?from=related3&al=2&from_id=357585[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Weed Streeter]That's the Bangkok Slide. You can easily get them in Thailand (hence the name). I haven't had anything close to that here since Peking closed out in East Chicago. And I wouldn't call what I got there that close.[/QUOTE]
Closest thing I've gotten that resembles this is a body slide at spas in Toronto.
Read some of the older reports, didn't get the location of these 2 places. Not very good with chicago area, the address would be great help.
Thx